I Have... Who Has... what happened when Frosty broke up with his girlfriend? She gave him the cold shoulder. Copyright 2012 Margaret Whisnant All rights reserved by author. Permission to copy for single classroom use only. Electronic distribution allowed for single classroom use only. Not for public display.
I Have... Who Has... Christmas Puns (28 Playing Cards) Playing Directions: Print playing cards on card stock and cut apart. Give each student a card. To accommodate for classes of less than or more than 28 students, ask some students to take two cards or allow students to play the game as partners. Choose any student to act as the first player and start the game by reading the Who-has question on his/her card aloud to the class. (Use the Who-has/I-have list on the next page to locate the starting point and follow the correct game sequence.) The student holding the card with the answer to the previous question printed in the top portion says (answer), and then reads the question at the bottom of his/her card (question). Continue with the...... question and answer sequence until the student who started the game can answer (answer) from the top of his/her card. Play the game several times with the goal of beating the previous time it took to complete the 28 card round.
Christmas Puns Questions and Answers what you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause. what you call a snowman on rollerblades? a snowmobile. what sheep write on their Christmas Cards? Merry Christmas to ewe. what game cows like to play at Christmas parties? Moo-sical Chairs. what you get if you eat Christmas decorations? tinselitis. what snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Krispies. what you get if Santa comes down the chimney when the fire is lit? Crisp Kringle. where snowmen go when they want to dance? a snow ball. what happened to the man who stole a calendar at Christmas? He got twelve months. the reason Prancer is always wet? he is a rain-deer. how does Santa clean his sleigh? with Comet. the reindeer with really bad manners? Rude-olph. what angry mice send to each other in December? Cross-mouse cards. why the gingerbread man went to the doctor? He was feeling crumby.
what the boy angel said to the girl angel? Halo there! what Frosty calls his father? Pop-sicle. Frosty s favorite aunt? Aunt Arctica. the reason the elf put his bed in the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log. the little green critter that has berries and goes ribbit! ribbit! a mistel-toad. the reason Christmas trees are bad knitters? because they drop their needles. what Santa s elves do after school? their gnome-work. what you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? jingle smells. what happened to the comb that the bald man got for Christmas? He never parted with it. how long it takes to burn down a very tall candle? about a wick what happened when Frosty broke up with his girlfriend? She gave him the cold shoulder. the topping that Santa and his elves always order on their hot dogs? chilly sauce. the reason Santa took his Christmas tree to the dentist? It needed a root canal. what Santa said when he learned a new elf had been hired? What elf is new?
Santa Pause. a snowmobile. what you call a snowman on rollerblades? what sheep write on their Christmas cards? Merry Christmas to ewe. moo-sical chairs. the game cows play at Christmas parties? what you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
tinselitis. Ice Krispies. what snowmen eat for breakfast? what you get if Santa comes down the chimney when the fire is lit? Crisp Kringle a snow ball. where snowmen go when they want to dance? what happened to the man who stole a calendar at Christmas?
He got twelve months. He is a rain-deer. The reason Prancer is always wet? how Santa cleans his sleigh? with Comet. Rude-olph. the reindeer with really bad manners? what angry mice send to each other in December?
cross-mouse cards. He was feeling crumby. why the gingerbread man went to the doctor? what the boy angel said to the girl angel? Halo there! Pop-sicle. what Frosty calls his father? Frosty s favorite aunt?
Aunt Arctica. He wanted to sleep like a log. the reason the elf put his bed in the fireplace? the little green critter who has white berries, and goes ribbit! ribbit! a mistle-toad. because they drop their needles. the reason Christmas trees are bad knitters? what elves do after school?
their gnome-work. jingle smells. what you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? what happened to the comb the bald man got for Christmas? He never parted with it. about a wick. how long it takes to burn down a very tall candle? what happened when Frosty broke up with his girlfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder. chilly sauce. the topping that Santa and his elves always order on their hot dogs. It needed a root canal. the reason Santa took his Christmas tree to the dentist? What elf is new? what Santa said when he learned a new elf had been hired? what you call Santa when he stops moving?