The Glorious History

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1 The Glorious History of Copenhagen Hash House Harriers The Viking Wanker s The First 2000 Runs The 8 th Edition

2 Copyright, by Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg, Edition 1, Edition 2, Edition 3, Edition 4, Edition 5, Edition 6, Edition 7, Edition 8,

3 The Glorious History of Copenhagen Hash House Harriers The Viking Wanker s Copenhagen Howlin Hash House Harriers Hafniae Annual Red Dress Or Nightgown Hash The HARD ON Hash 2 nd Skydiving Hash House Harriers in the World Harriets.dk Danish Nash Hash

4 The Glorious history of Copenhagen Hash House Harriers Table of contents Preface 3 Part 1 Copenhagen Hash House Harriers 4 34 Years of Hashing 4 Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Committee, runs and events for Generic Shirts 198 The Father Abraham Collection 202 The Songs in Copenhagen Hash House Harriers 204 The Songs in Copenhagen Hash House Harriers 204 Hash Weddings 207 1

5 The Glorious history of Copenhagen Hash House Harriers Table of contents The Venues per 31 st december Run Statistics 220 The Top 40 All Time Most Running Hashers per March 15 th The Top 40 All Time Most Active Hares per March 15 th Runs per Year 222 Average pack Size Hashers, the Stories Behind the Hash Names and Statistics 223 Alphabetic index of Hash Names 301 The Family of Copenhagen Hash House Harriers 310 The Parents of Copenhagen Hash House Harriers 310 The Children and Grandchildren of Copenhagen Hash House Harriers 311 Part 2 Copenhagen Howlin Hash House Harriers 313 Committee and Run List Hashers and Statistics per February 14 th The Copenhagen Howlin Hash House Harriers Holy Hymn 330 Part 3 Hafniae Annual Red Dress Or Nightgown Hash 331 Committee and Run List 331 Part 4 2 nd Skydiving Hash House Harriers in the World 332 Committee and Run List 332 Part 5 Harriets.dk 334 Committee and Run List 334 Part 6 Danish Nash Hash 337 Part 7 The Danish Hash Chapters 343 Part 8 International Hashing 349 The History of Hash House Harriers as Recorded by the Mother Hash 349 International Hashing 350 Selected International Events in Europe 351 Selected International Events Outside Europe 353 2

6 The Glorious History of Copenhagen Hash House Harriers Preface When I in January 1997 became the GM of Copenhagen Hash House Harriers, my thoughts vent back through the past 17 years of hashing in Copenhagen. I realised that I was the only Hasher who has been active in all these years in CH 3, and therefore more than anyone else was able to summarise The Glorious History of Copenhagen Hash House Harriers. The more I worked with the material, I realised, that I would not rewrite all the stories and re-hashes from the newsletters. This would be a book of thousands of pages where maybe only a few of today s Hashers would find interest. I have instead made The Genealogy of Copenhagen Hash House Harriers. I have tried to establish the ultimate run list for all the years, and shown the CH 3 logos when they first appear. Listed the members of the committees, the special events and some statistics about runs, hashers and hares. And you will se the prints on all the T-shirts and sweatshirts made to all our special events. Only a small collection of general T-shirts and sweatshirts are included too. I have tried, where possible to find the names, in the run list and in the rehash, of the hares and cohares that relay made the runs. From 1997 and onwards is this information recordings from the actual runs and events. Run lists form the runs 1-154, , , and 757-today are available. As some of the run lists include accumulated counting of runs, the missing run sheets have virtually no impact on the counting for active Hashers of today. Some of the old Hashers have made a counting of their own, and these counting s are included. The run list starting with run 757 includes the accumulated counting for past runs, and as such should the counting for all active Hashers of today be fairly accurate. Counting has not always been a virtue of the Hash Sec s (sorry). I have therefore included one column with Run which indicates the announced run numbers in the newsletters, and another column Correct in with the correct run number is stated if the announced number not is correct. Runs announced, to take place in the very great Copenhagen area, holiday cottage runs and in the near by Sweden, where the CH 3 ceremony was performed are included in the counting. In the early days of CH 3, the hash names were not awarded during a formal ceremony, but were nicknames, which emerged form, funny situations and became hash names. A few Hashers got therefore more than one name. I have assigned that name, which I recall as the most used. Secondary hash names appear in the list of hash names in brackets. In the list of hash names you may as well find photos of many Hashers (please note, that photos shouldn t improve what nature has created) and the stories behind their hash names. Misspelling of names was sometime used as a sort of hash name. I have disregarded these misspellings as they could vary from one newsletter to another. Hash names are assigned to the Hashers name, whenever mentioned, regardless the date of origin of the hash name. Special sections are dedicated to the Copenhagen Howlin Hash House Harriers, which is the full moon chapter in CH 3, to the Hafniae Annual Red Dress Or Nightgown Hash (HARD ON Hash) which is the event maker before big CH 3 and International events, to the 2 nd Skydiving Hash House Harriers in the World, to the Harriets.dk founded by the Danish female hashers and latest the Danish Nash Hash. Also a section with key information about hashing in Denmark and the story of the birth of hashing is included. I hope that this book will give younger Hashers an insight in some of the history of Copenhagen Hash House Harriers. If you have any information about Hashers, hares, runs, committees, special event T-shirts etc. that can improve this book, please pass the information to me. Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg 3

7 Part 1 Copenhagen Hash House Harriers 34 Years of Hashing There was no Hash House Harriers in Copenhagen, when 3 well-travelled Danish Hash Souls Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen from Kowloon H 3, Poul Erik Dam from Seoul H 3, Steffen Highjump Harpøth from Taipei H 3 and one American, Bob Pathfinder McMakin from Houston H 3 founded the 1 st Danish Hash House Harriers. The 1 st Run took place on March 15 th 1980 by the small group of founders, friends and friends of friends. Originally CH 3 was founded as a male-only club, but some Americans soon brought their girlfriends along making the trail even more attractive. Since then the club has been a large mixed club today with more than 50 active members. The four Founding Fathers Poul Erik Dam, Bob Pathfinder McMakin, Steffen Highjump Harpøth and Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen This plate could be the birth certificate for CH 3 but is a late commer. The harriet on the plate is for the first time used at run 200, March 3, The harriet was used during only. In the 1981 an announcement was made in one of Denmark s leading newspapers that someone was going to start a Hash in Copenhagen, and anyone interested could meet at Nikolaj Square. The starting time was an hour earlier than CH 3 s regular starting time on same day, so CH 3 Hashers decided to meet the new initiative, and run our own run afterwards. As the majority of newcomers were new Hashers, it was CH 3 who led the pack and quite naturally everyone decided to join forces with CH 3. Since then CH 3 has appeared in the eyes of the media as a Club of drinkers with a running problem. From the beginning, CH 3 has runs on Saturday afternoons in the winter and Monday evenings the rest of the year. This is still the case 34 years later. But there have been periods where runs have been moved to Sundays due to monthly excessive Saturday shopping of female Hashers. 4

8 At the Christmas Party Carl Sodbuster Bondorff introduced the banner of Copenhagen Hash house Harriers. The front site is precented by GM Emeritus Anne Kit Ipsen (1982). The reverse site is precented by GM Emeritus Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen (1988). The banner disappeared a few years later. In 1995 Lars Turkish Delight Mikkelsen and Peter Old Bailey Koefoed created a new banner, which still is in the possession of CH 3. The new banner with GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed (1995), GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan (2003), GM Mette Godmother Jürgensen (2004) and GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg (1997). Documentation and announcing the runs have been a strengthening factor all over the years. In the beginning there was a weekly 1-page flyer, with rehashes and details of the next run. Since then it has become a 14-day newsletter. From the middle of the eighties, the newsletter contained information of events, jokes, runs, rehash, membership list etc. From 1996 have the newsletters been supplemented with the and from 2006 has the web site been the only source of information supplemented with occationally s when urgent. More than 34,000 photos from our runs and events are avaiolable. From the start, CH 3 has been a well-organised Hash. The CH 3 Committee has always had 8 to 13 Committee members. As a general rule, new Committee members are elected once a year by the old Committee, and from 1983, the Christmas Party formed the framework for this election. The new committee takes office January 1 st with the arrangement of the first run of the year. At the beginning of the nineties some Hashers wanted to sit tight on some positions. But since then, election of the new Committee has again taken place with full replacement of all members, which provides replenishment and continuation of traditions. With the exception only that HashCash often takes more than year. Another tradition is forming sub-committees for special events, i.e. the Anniversary Run Committees. Apart from the very first Committee, all subsequent Committees have been a mix of male and female members. At the beginning it was a tradition to alter between a Grand Master and a Grand Mistress, a habit taken on for many years. In the second half of 1990, even a dog became Grand Master. In 1985 introduces Carl Sodbuster Bondorff The Copenhagen Hash House Harriers Hymn, and this hymn have concluded the ceremonies in the circle ever since. Tune: Land of Hope and Glory Text: Carl Sodbuster Bondorff (1985) Come on Viking Wanker s. Lift your beers and shout. We are CopenHashers. What we ve got we flaunt. Close the narrow circle. Gather round the beer. Hashing, wanking, drinking. That is why we re here. Hashing, wanking, drinking. That is why we re here. 5

9 It has always been a tradition in CH 3 to celebrate the number of runs each hare has achieved. At the beginning of the summer of 1980 it became clear that CH 3 was here to stay, and that there was a need for awards to those Hashers who have made 10 runs. After a lot of hard work it succeeded for Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen to procure a ceramic mug from the Netherlands. A modest mug of 16 cm high, 25.5 cm wide and the weight of 1.2 kg. During the years it has been a CH 3 custom to award all Hashers who have managed to survive 50 runs with a mug. The shapes and material have changed during the time. Today the engraved pewter mug (right) is awarded. In 1991 felt the committee a need for an award to those Hashers who have survived 150 runs. And a betterchosen object than a cocktail shaker is hard to find to a Hasher. In the second half of the nineties the shot glass was introduced. It is awarded every time a multiple of 100 runs have been achieved. From the beginning of the new millennium the smaller shot glass is given only for the first 100 runs and a larger version for achieving 200 runs. In the late nineties a golden mug for 250 runs engraved with the hash name of the Hasher came in place, and it became a tradition that Hashers reaching 555, 666, 777, 888 etc. runs was awarded with a special mug together with the medallion. See also The Father Abraham Collection at page Fejl! Bogmærke er ikke defineret.. In 1994 the committee decided, that there should be a special tag for Hashers who had achieved 50, 100, 150, 200 etc. runs. It began with ordinary dog tags engraved with number of runs achieved on one side and CHHH on the other side. The medal can be tied to the mug. 6

10 In late 1995 the ordinary dog tag went out of business, and a real medallion with the CH 3 Little Mermaid logo was created. As the predecessor it was designed to be attached to the mug. Bronze medal for 50, 100 and 150 runs. Silver medal for 200 and 250 runs. Gold medal for 300, 350, 400, 450 and 500. Same digit number runs and x100 runs, i.e. 555, 600, 666, 700, 777, 800, 888, 900, 999, and Palindrome number runs and x100 runs, i.e. 1001, 1100, 1111, 1200, 1221, 1300, 1331 etc. From 1998 all medallions were attached to a ribbon in the Danish colours. Traditions are a funny thing they change. So today are all medals of gold. In the early nineties a Yellow T-shirt for the Hasher, at any actual time, with most consecutive runs was instituted. The bearer was entitled to decorate the T-shirt with her/his Hash name. At the beginning of 2004 a substitute was created and the old one was awarded to my collection of hash items. The proud bearers of the T-shirt were at least these 31 Hashers: Astrid Legs Astride Nielsen, Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz, Charlotte Plastered Dønvang, Claus Oeuf Jacobsen, Dirk Bogey Baillie, Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen, Hans Christian Sexaphone Jørgensen, Henrik ComeBack Hansen, James Woodstock the Festival McGowan, Jan Pop Eye Stærk, Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen, Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg, Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen, Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar, John Sir John Rodney, Jørgen Rock-your-Socks Rokkjær, Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen, Lise Octopussy Bonde, Lise Public Hair Hjortborg, Marcia Marshy Mellow Parker, Michael Hard On Kristensen, Michael Ib von Täinen Harly, Mike Buzz Bee Balls Robin, Ole Rusty Dick Rosted, Patrick Plastic Paddy Sweeney, Paul SSS J. Mallon, Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen, Rob Shiggy Piggy Smith, Stig ThirStig Boisen and Yvonne Danish Bacon Roope. 7

11 The second T-shirt for CH 3 Most Current Consecutive Hashers did have a relative short life time and very few bearers. They were: Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen, Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen, Mette-Louise Merlot Busck, Michael Hard On Kristensen, Michael Ib von Täinen Harly, Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen and Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen. This T-shirt is the story about Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen. His first run was at run no From run 1412 to consecutive runs. He missed run 1475 he slept too long to attend the afternoon run. Then he got his act together and attended from run 1475 to consecutive runs. Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen was awarded the T-shirt for life and a third T-shirt came to life spring The very great cornerstone in the history was the 1000 th Run Anniversary celebrated June 6, It was a 3-day session held at the Colleruphus Scout Camp, Sandbjerg. The four Founding Fathers Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen, Bob Pathfinder McMakin, Poul Erik Dam, Steffen Highjump Harpøth and Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg. Over the years many events have been celebrated, creating traditions, which still thrive today. The first run celebrated should have been run no 50, providing a good opportunity to print a special sweatshirt. Unfortunately it wasn t ready and wasn t printed until run no 77 instead. The next big event was run no 100, and a special sweatshirt was printed, but in the month of March we really needed a T-shirt for the coming summer runs, so a T-shirt was printed for run no 111. Two extraordinary decisions had been made about Hash textiles on both occasions, runs with same digits on the shirts. All following runs of this type have been celebrated since. After run 1000 the tradition of celebrating runs with palindrome digits emerged. The first was the hangover run after run 1000 i.e. run 1001 and then came After the 1111 then 1221 and 1331 etc. should have been celebrated but at 4 digit palindrome number has been too mush of a intelligence test for the following committees. All the T-shirts can be seen next to the run to where it was designed. 8

12 In June 2002 two new Hare T-shirts came to live. One for honouring the Hares who have made 25 runs, and one for the Hares who have made 50 runs. Black T-shirt with silver prints. The lyric at the breast of the T-shirt says: This is to certify that the Bearer of this Shirt without any form of aid or assistance from others, has botched up 25 runs Black T-shirt with golden prints. The lyric at the breast of the T-shirt says: This is to certify that the Bearer of this Shirt without any form of aid or assistance from others, has botched up 50 runs 9

13 In August 2003 the third new hare T-shirts came to live. Honouring the hares who have botched up 12½ runs. The T-shirt is awarded to the hare on a drink stop half way through his/her 13 th run as a hare. Blue T-shirt with bronze prints. The lyric at the breast of the T-shirt says: This is to certify that the Bearer of this Shirt without any form of aid or assistance from others, has botched up 12½ runs In January 2013 the fourth hare T-shirts came to live. It took Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen 21 years to be the first Copenhasher hairing 100 runs. Black long sleaved T-shirt with gold prints. Another tradition is the Holiday Cottage Weekends, which began in 1981, and in many years were sponsored with venues from the A.P. Møller Corporation (just like our Founders). As a counter action to the summerhouse events, a Ski Hash was launched in Since then a large number of Hashers each year have participated in the CH 3 Ski Hash Trip. On the international side, CH 3 has, in the first few years, not been specially noticed. There has only been sporadic individual participation in foreign events a few hashers attended both Interhash in Jakarta 1982 and Sydney The first big InterHash participation was in Pattaya in 1986 when CH 3 members gave their unforgettable show The Viking Wanker s. At home the first big international gathering was, likewise, also in 1986 when 35 Hashers from Moscow arrived in Copenhagen for a hashing weekend. It first became popular from 1990 to see larger groups of CopenHashers participate in international events. 10

14 Hangover Runs has always been a very important tradition, and the mother of all hangover runs is the run at the first day of the year. It began in 1982 with a run at January 2 nd but already in 1983 a true tradition was born. Every January 1 st the first run of the year is launched from Peter Lieps Hus in Jægersborg Dyrehave. Since the 1982 has the new committee been introduced at the Christmas party and officially taken office January 1 st. The new committee has always taken a great pleasure in treating the old committee in a slightly humiliating way. Champagne is served for the down downs. During the years a large number of runs of special occasions have been created and most of them are still living today. First of all the Birthday Party Runs, the Christmas Party Runs and the unavoidable Hangover Runs have been a tradition during all the years. In 1981 attended CH 3 for the first time in the 5x5 km. reley run in Fælledparken at Østerbro. So far 17 times. In 1987 initiated Claes 2nd Class Heerup that the last run before Christmas was The 2nd Class Christmas Run form Nybrovej in Lyngby. The run ends always at his place where his wife Birgitte serves hot soup for all the Hashers. It reached 19 runs. In 1993 on 2 nd Christmas day Woodstock the Festival began The Einar Holbøll Memorial Runs from Charlottenlund Station. Einar Holbøll invented the Christmas Seals in 1904 when he was managing the post office next to Charlottenlund Station. It has so far been to 20 runs and still active. Halloween Runs, Fastelavns and Valentines Day Runs have been arranged from mid 90 th and are still going strong. From 1997 to 2006 Michele Tadpole Enevoldsen and Jesper Butthead Krarup have arranged the Sankt Hans Barbecue Run from their home each June 23 rd ending with barbecue and a large midsummer night fire in the garden. This event has been taken over by the Dunbar s and still going strong. 13 runs so far. The latest invention is the G Memorial Run, which Erik Stallion Bruijn Brosius have instituted in 1999 to be run every February 11 th. Sadly enough some Hashers leave CH 3 for joining another Hash abroad. Then a Leaver T-shirt is awarded to the Hasher. The T-shirt must be is next to the skin and are then signed by all the Hashers. The back of the leaver s T-shirt. White with black print. 11

15 Committee, runs and events for 1980 The Committee March - September Grand Master Bob Pathfinder McMakin March July Master of Ceremonies Poul Bjerre Religious Advisor Steffen Highjump Harpøth Hash Cash Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Hash Sec Poul Erik Dam Jointee Philip Day Hash Horn Steen Der Berg Bjerre The Committee October - December Grand Master Master of Ceremonies Religious Advisor Hash Cash Hash Sec Hare Raiser Jointee Hash Horn Bill Lounsbury Dan Arnold Frisch Finn Hallas Steffen Highjump Harpøth Ester Hash Quack Lisbjerg Hans Henrik Sørensen Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Paul Erik The Doctor Andersen Bjarne Magnussen Poul Erik Dam Steen Der Berg Bjerre Hans Jørgen Den Qvist Bergqvist Run Correct Date Hares Venue Poul Erik Dam Vindebygårdsvej 22, Blovstrød Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen 12

16 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Steffen Highjump Harpøth Fuglevang / Skovvang, Tokkekøb Hegn Bob Pathfinder McMakin Poul Woody Woodall Phistersvej 10, Hellerup Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Per The Haggy Munchard Müller Kaningården, Malmmosevej / Furesøvej, Holte Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Ulrik Milmann Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven Poul Woody Woodall Poul Bjerre Stampen, Svenskevej 2, Rådvad Hans Henrik Sørensen Spurveskjulsparken, Virum Eigil Chickenleg Nielsen Rundforbi Stadion, Rundforbi Poul Erik Dam Søllerødvej / Vangebovej, Søllerød Bruce Numbnuts Beardsley Kastelsvej 25, Østerbro Peder Odgaard Jægerhytten, Bakkevej, Eskemose Skov, Birkerød Bill Lounsbury Bob Pathfinder McMakin Klampenborg Gallopbane, Klampenborg Buzz Adams Nærum Station, Nærum John Radar Kitching Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Stumpedyssevej, 10 km, Tokkekøb Hegn Kai Lundgaard Hans Henrik Sørensen Rudegård Stadion, Rudersdal Poul Woody Woodall Steen Der Berg Bjerre Hørsholm Kongevej, 19 km, Rude Skov Hans Jørgen Den Qvist Bergqvist Dan Arnold Frisch Jægersborg Allé / Smakkegårdsvej, Jægersborg Erik Flarup Regatta Pavillonen, Bagsværd Erik Flarup Regatta Pavillonen, Bagsværd Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Geelsskovparken, Virum Bjarne Magnussen Kirsten Heidemann Bagsværdvej / Ullasvej, Bagsværd Niels Zinglersen Per The Haggy Munchard Müller Hotel Frederiksdal, Frederiksdal 13

17 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Cindy Higgins Nyhavn, København Dan Arnold Frisch Steffen Highjump Harpøth Lollikhus, Birkerød Kongevej, 18 km, Rude Skov Per The Haggy Munchard Müller Kongevejen, 25.8 km, Tokkekøb Hegn Ester Hash Quack Lisbjerg Sylager 4, Høsterkøb Family Run Sydvestpynten, Kongelunden Bill Lounsbury Ewa Olsen Poul Bjerre Stampen, Svenskevej 2, Rådvad Kai Lundgaard Geelsskovparken, Virum Allan Warlev Steen Christensen Stampen, Svenskevej 2, Rådvad Bjarne Magnussen Steen Der Berg Bjerre Rundforbi Stadion, Rundforbi Hans Jørgen Den Qvist Bergqvist Per The Haggy Munchard Müller Bregnerødvej, Ravnsholt Skov Poul Erik Dam (Today at the end of Rødpælevej) Buzz Adams Hørsholm Kongevej, 18 km, Rude Skov Claus Vesterlind Bent Poodlehead Iversen Hareskov Station, Hareskovby John Radar Kitching Allan Warlev Fægyden / Skovlystvej, Syvstjernen Steen Der Berg Bjerre Dan Arnold Frisch Klampenborgvej / Ermelundsvej, Ermelunden Hans Henrik Sørensen Paul Erik The Doctor Andersen Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Jacob Midget Øhrstrøm Per Xmas Juul Peder Odgaard Mosesvinget / Horsebakken, Utterslev Mose Bill Lounsbury Poul Bjerre Charlottenlund Fort, Charlottenlund Henrik Fuglsang Statistics Runs in Special Events in 1980 Run Bruce Numbnuts Beardsley Kastelsvej 25, Østerbro Bruce Numbnuts Beardsley and Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Was honoured for 10 out of 10 runs. Bruce Numbnuts Beardsley received the first CH 3 leaver s mug Christmas Party US Embassy, Dag Hammerskjölds Allé, Østerbro 14

18 Committee, runs and events for 1981 The Committee January - June Grand Master Master of Ceremonies Religious Advisor Hash Cash Hash Sec Hare Raiser Jointee Hash Horn Bill Lounsbury Dan Arnold Frisch Finn Hallas Steffen Highjump Harpøth Ester Hash Quack Lisbjerg Hans Henrik Sørensen Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Paul Erik The Doctor Andersen Bjarne Magnussen Poul Erik Dam Steen Der Berg Bjerre Hans Jørgen Den Qvist Bergqvist The Committee July - December Grand Mistress Susanne Sorbits Munck Master of Ceremonies Per Circumciser Fuglsang Religious Advisor Steffen Highjump Harpøth Hash Cash Ulla Cherry Bjerk Hash Sec Karen Midget Lauersen Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Michael Rohde Pedersen Hare Raiser Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Jointee Steen Christensen Hash Horn Peder Odgaard Run Correct Date Hares Venue Poul Erik Dam Skodsborgvej / Køromvej, Jægersborg Hegn Holiday Cottage Run Toftemosevej 26, Hornbæk Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Paul Erik The Doctor Andersen Peter Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Hørsholm Kongevej, 17.6 km, Rude Skov Bjarne Magnussen Per The Haggy Munchard Müller Bregnerødvej, Ravnsholt Skov Poul Erik Dam (Today at the end of Rødpælevej) Poul Woody Woodall Rundforbi Stadion, Rundforbi Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Erik Flarup Fortunen, Ermelundsvej Peder Odgaard Jægersborg Dyrehave Steffen Highjump Harpøth Allerød Station, Lillerød Philip Piphans Littlejohn Buzz Adams Trepilevej, Springforbi John Radar Kitching Poul Bjerre Farumvej / Kalkværksvej, Ganløse Orned Steen Christensen Fægyden / Skovlystvej, Syvstjernen Anette Christensen Bill Lounsbury US Embassy, Dag Hammerskjölds Allé, Østerbro 15

19 Run Correct Date Hares Venue John Radar Kitching Hotel Frederiksdal, Frederiksdal Bent Poodlehead Iversen Steve Gant Ulla Cherry Bjerk Stumpedyssevej, 10.5 km, Tokkekøb Hegn Susanne Rasmussen Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Stampen, Svenskevej 2, Rådvad Jacob Midget Øhrstrøm Holiday Cottage Run Bjørnstrup Søndergård, Bjørnstrup, Røsnæs Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Steen Christensen Michael Rohde Pedersen Henrik Fuglsang Ermelundsbroen, Ermelundsvej, Jægersborg Steen Der Berg Bjerre Per Circumciser Fuglsang Leo Blaabjerg Sørensen Klampenborg Gallopbane, Klampenborg Steve Gant Peter Old Faithful Kruse Bernstorff Slot, Bernstorff Parken Ulla Cherry Bjerk Ester Hash Quack Lisbjerg Sylager 4, Høsterkøb Per Circumciser Fuglsang Ulla Kjær Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Kirsten Kjær Jacob Midget Øhrstrøm Trepilevej, Springforbi Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Claus Varring Jensen Skovlystvej / Ravnehusvej, Lille Hareskov Carl Sodbuster Bondorff Niels Zinglersen I. C. Modewegsvej, Brede Pia Heidemann Hans Henrik Sørensen Hedegaardsvej / Engvej, Kastrup Poul Woody Woodall John Radar Kitching Brøndbyøster Kirke, Brøndbyøster Steve Gant Susanne Rasmussen Hørsholm Kongevej, 19 km, Rude Skov Knud Larsen Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Slangerupvej, 24.5 km, Farum Lillevang Bjarne Magnussen Buzz Adams Nærum Station, Nærum Michael Rohde Pedersen Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Per Circumciser Fuglsang Sandbjergvej / Bomvej, Folehaven Steen Der Berg Bjerre GM Emeritus Bill Lounsbury Folke Bernadottes Allé, Østerbro Peder Odgaard Jørgen Petersen Sophienholm, Nybrovej 401, Lyngby Peter Old Faithful Kruse Philip Piphans Littlejohn Trepilevej, Springforbi Michael Rohde Pedersen Steen Der Berg Bjerre Lyngby Kirke, Lyngby Hans Jørgen Den Qvist Bergqvist Knud Sørensen Bregnerød Kro, Bregnerød Steffen Highjump Harpøth Claus Mr. Invisible Eriksen Vangede Bygade / Stolpegårdsvej, Vangede Thomas Bay Ulla Cherry Bjerk Anette Christensen Skovlystvej / Ravnehusvej, Lille Hareskov Steen Christensen 16

20 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Per Circumciser Fuglsang Rudegård Stadion, Rudersdal Henrik Fuglsang Peter Old Faithful Kruse Carl Sodbuster Bondorff Tyvekrogen, Grønnevej / Ryvej, Virum Arne Aagaard Leo Blaabjerg Sørensen Folehavevej / Kildemosevej, Folehaven Steve Gant Erik Flarup Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Bent Poodlehead Iversen Stampen, Svenskevej 2, Rådvad John Radar Kitching Grethe Liktner Anne Kit Ipsen Jægersborg Allé / Smakkegårdsvej, Jægersborg Nina Lange Ellinor Døhlen Kapelvej / Abildgårdsvej, Virum Jan Henrik Døhlen Holiday Cottage Run Toftemosevej 26, Hornbæk Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Jacob Midget Øhrstrøm John Radar Kitching Baldy GM Emeritus Bill Lounsbury Rygårds Skolen, Bernstorffsvej, Hellerup Walther Wright Claus Varring Jensen Skovlystvej / Ravnehusvej, Bjarne Magnussen Lille Hareskov Susanne Sorbits Dam Vindebygårdsvej 22, Blovstrød Poul Erik Dam Steen Christensen Statistics Runs in

21 Special events in Holiday Cottage Weekend Toftemosevej 26, Hornbæk Holiday Cottage Weekend Bjørnstrup Søndergård, Bjørnstrup, Røsnæs Anne Kit Ipsen and Nina Lange took the Nikolaj Plads, København initiative to start a Hash in Copenhagen - not knowing it already did exist September 5x5 Relay, 1 st participation Fælledparken, Østerbro Holiday Cottage Weekend Toftemosevej 26, Hornbæk Christmas Party US Embassy, Dag Hammerskjölds Allé, Østerbro 18

22 Committee, runs and events for 1982 The Committee January - March Grand Mistress Susanne Sorbits Dam Master of Ceremonies Per Circumciser Fuglsang Religious Advisor Steffen Highjump Harpøth Hash Cash Ulla Cherry Bjerk Hash Sec Karen Midget Lauersen Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Michael Rohde Pedersen Hare Raiser Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Jointee Steen Christensen Hash Horn Peder Odgaard The Committee April - December Grand Mistress Anne Kit Ipsen Master of Ceremonies Carl Sodbuster Bondorff Religious Advisor Steffen Highjump Harpøth Hash Cash Peter Old Faithful Kruse Hash Sec s John Radar Kitching April May Steve Gant April August Frederik Fabricius April August Graham Moss August December Grethe Liktner August December Hare Raiser Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Jointee Walther Wright Henrik Fuglsang Hash Flash Thomas Bay Hash Horn Jan Henrik Døhlen Hash Hound Chilas Dgealaes Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Skovvang, Tokkekøb Hegn Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Bjarne Magnussen Steen Christensen Helge Fire Hose Lunau Kammerrådensvej, Hørsholm Dan Ibsen Sørensen Frederik Fabricius Ørholm Kro, Ørholmvej, Ørholm John Radar Kitching Bjørn S. Eriksen Jette Gipsy Woman Christensen Skovlystvej / Ravnehusvej, Lille Hareskov Per Circumciser Fuglsang Buzz Adams Nærum Station, Nærum John Radar Kitching Peter Old Faithful Kruse Stampen, Svenskevej 2, Rådvad Jørgen Petersen Ulla Cherry Bjerk 19

23 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Steve Gant Lollikhus, Birkerød Kongevej, 18 km, Rude Skov Bent Poodlehead Iversen Graham Moss Ian O Donovan Gentofte Stadion, Gentofte Anne Kit Ipsen Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Lise Jensen Parcelvej / Dronningestien, Holte Carl Sodbuster Bondorff Henrik Steen Der Berg Bjerre Rundforbi Stadion, Rundforbi Hans Jørgen Den Qvist Bergqvist Steffen Highjump Harpøth Allerød Station, Lillerød Ole Wichmann Ordrup Kirkegård, Ellensvej, Ordrup Per Kehler nd Birthday th Run Anniversary Vældeparksvej / Enemarksvej, Bernstorff Parken Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Flemming Flam Jørgensen Claus Mr. Invisible Eriksen Jonstrupvangvej, Jonstrup Vang Jette Gipsy Woman Christensen Per Circumciser Fuglsang Jan Henrik Døhlen Virum Station, Virum Ellinor Døhlen Lise-Lotte Johnsen Posemandens Hus, Klampenborgvej, Henrik Fuglsang Jægersborg Dyrehave Poul Bjerre Susanne Rasmussen Fortunen, Ermelundsvej, Jægersborg Dyrehave Knud Larsen Carl Sodbuster Bondorff Hørsholm Kongevej, 18.5 km, Rude Skov Bent Poodlehead Iversen Steve Gant Henrik Jensen Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Graham Moss Michael H. Sørensen Spurveskjul, Virum Bjørn S. Eriksen 20

24 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Arne Aagaard Jagt- og Skovbrugsmuseet, Hørsholm Jørgen Torp Peter Old Faithful Kruse Stumpedyssevej, 10 km, Tokkekøb Hegn Ulla Cherry Bjerk Lise Jensen Soløsevej / Fortunvej, Jægersborg Thomas Bay Peter Old Faithful Kruse Carl Sodbuster Bondorff Jarmers Plads, København Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Stumpedyssevej, 10 km, Tokkekøb Hegn Mikkel Granlien Steve Gant Brøndbyøstervej, Brøndby Skoven Michael H. Sørensen Jesper Humle Kanalvej, Lyngby Ann Mortensen GM Emeritus Bill Lounsbury Jægerhytten, Bakkevej, Eskemose Skov, Birkerød Walther Wright Højledet 40, Gammel Holte Peter McIllwain Anders Mørch End of Tokkekøbvej, Tokkekøb Hegn Mikkel Granlien Grethe Liktner Strandporten, Brøndby Strand Mette Nielsen Ilse Lenshøj Mortensen Holiday Cottage Run Tisvildeleje Station, Tisvildeleje Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Jørgen Per Circumciser Fuglsang Fortunen, Ermelundsvej, Jægersborg Dyrehave Jørgen Petersen Jørn Højen-Sørensen Frydendals Allé, Ravnsholt Skov Ana Maria Højen-Sørensen Henning Christiansen Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven Erling Kjøller Ipsen Flemming Flam Jørgensen Israels Plads, Nørreport Per Kehler 21

25 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Carl Sodbuster Bondorff Hotel Frederiksdal, Frederiksdal Per Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Trørødvej, Trørød Skov, Vedbæk Steen Christensen 125A Helge Fire Hose Lunau Stumpedyssevej, 10 km, Tokkekøb Hegn Ester Hash Quack Lisbjerg Dan Ibsen Sørensen Frederik Fabricius Kongeporten, Jægersborg Dyrehave Christian Fabricius Lise Jensen Danmarks Akvarium, Charlottenlund Dave Kapahi Walther Wright Jan Henrik Døhlen Frederiksborgvej, 14.5 km, Bøndernes Hegn Bent Poodlehead Iversen Skovlyskolen, Steve Gant Borgmester Schneiders Vej 40, Øverød Peter McIllwain Høje Sandbjergvej / Gl. Holtevej, Høje Sandbjerg Walther Wright Michael H. Sørensen Parking lot behind Rådvad Kro, Rådvad Nils Stadeager Carsten Brandt Graham Moss Jonstrupvangvej, Jonstrup Vang Fiona Moss Robin Mette Nielsen Rudegård Stadion, Rudersdal Anne Kit Ipsen Jørgen Per Circumciser Fuglsang Folehavevej / Skovfogedvej, Folehaven Peter Old Faithful Kruse Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Brødhøj 6, Gentofte Carl Sodbuster Bondorff Ann Mortensen Aldershvile Slotsruin, Bagsværd Claus Mr. Invisible Eriksen Thomas Bay Nils Stadeager Jægersborg Allé / Smakkegårdsvej, Jægersborg Bill Black Cancelled Statistics Runs in Special events in nd Birthday Party th Run Anniversary Danske Studenters Roklub, Svanemøllen Holiday Cottage Weekend Helenekildevej 9, Tisvildeleje rd InterHash 82 Jakarta, Indonesia Christmas Party US Embassy, Dag Hammerskjölds Allé, Østerbro The Best and the Worst of 1982 The Most Disgraceful Run Run Frederik Fabricius Kongeporten, Jægersborg Dyrehave Christian Fabricius The beer was missing what a traumatic experience! Shortest Individual Run Thomas Bay Hash Flash completed a stunning 100 m of the trail at run no 88 the 2 nd January. The Hash Booze Award Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen By unanimous decision the price goes to Der Tulip Eater whose vocabulary grabbles under alcoholic influence. 22

26 Committee, runs and events for 1983 The Committee Grand Mistress Jette Gipsy Woman Christensen Master of Ceremonies Carl Sodbuster Bondorff Religious Advisor Steffen Highjump Harpøth Hash Cash Peter Old Faithful Kruse Hash Sec Graham Moss Grethe Liktner Ann Mortensen Hare Raiser Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Jointee Walther Wright Henrik Fuglsang Hash Flash Thomas Bay Hash Horn Jan Henrik Døhlen January March Jørgen Petersen April December Hash Hound Chilas Dgealaes Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Steen Christensen Torben Tendist Larsen Dyssegård Station, Gentofte Margit Geil Nils Stadeager US Embassy, Dag Hammerskjölds Allé, Østerbro Peter McIllwain Torben Tendist Larsen Østerled 1, Svanemøllen Flemming Flam Jørgensen Jette Gipsy Woman Christensen Skovlystvej / Ravnehusvej, Lille Hareskov GM Emeritus Anne Kit Ipsen Alex Bremer Jørn Højen-Sørensen Vedbæk Kirke, Vedbæk Claes 2nd Class Heerup Steve Gant Herstedhøjen, Albertslund Grethe Liktner Mette Nielsen Claes 2nd Class Heerup Nybrovej / Kongshvilevej, Lyngby Ilse Lenshøj Mortensen Sydvestpynten, Kongelunden Alex Bremer Shiela Gilles Ole Wichmann Søndersøvej, Værløse Per Carl Sodbuster Bondorff Kongevejen, at the top of Geels Bakke, Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Geels Skov rd Birthday th Run Anniversary Hørsholm Kongevej, 19 km, Rude Skov Lise-Lotte Johnsen Henrik Fuglsang Anni Olsen Regatta Pavillonen, Bagsværd Dorthe Olesen 23

27 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Ann Mortensen Fortunen, Ermelundsvej, Jægersborg Dyrehave Per Circumciser Fuglsang Lisbeth Andersen Jesper Kock Hotel Scandinavia, Amager Boulevard, Amager Anette Justesen Graham Moss Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Fiona Moss Søren Holiday Cottage Run Bjørnstrup Søndergård, Bjørnstrup, Røsnæs Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Erling Kjøller Ipsen Torben Tendist Larsen Jægersborg Allé / Smakkegårdsvej, Jægersborg Anders Larsen Steve Gant Albertslund Station, Albertslund Steve s wife Jette Gipsy Woman Christensen At the gate to Jægersborg Dyrehave, Rådvad Ilse Lenshøj Mortensen Carsten Brandt Michael H. Sørensen Nina Lange Rudeskrænten 8, Vaserne, Holte Annelise Hauch GM Emeritus Anne Kit Ipsen Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Paul Erik The Doctor Andersen Den Lille Havfrue, Langelinie, Østerbro Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen Steffen Highjump Harpøth Lottenborg Kro, Lottenborgvej, Sorgenfri Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Søllerødvej / Vangebovej, Søllerød Steen Christensen Bent Poodlehead Iversen Hørsholm Kongevej, 18.5 km, Rude Skov Graham Moss Steve Gant Dorthe Olesen Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Pia Kruczek Henrik Jensen Hareskov Station, Hareskovby GM Emeritus Anne Kit Ipsen Lise Jensen Peter Old Faithful Kruse Frederiksborgvej, 17 km, Nørre Skov Ulla Cherry Bjerk Jørgen Petersen Grethe Liktner Vestbadet, Brøndbyøster Margit Geil Jørn Højen-Sørensen Allerød Station, Lillerød Shiela Gilles Peter McIllwain Højledet 40, Gammel Holte Mikkel Granlien Kongevejen, 25.8 km, Tokkekøb Hegn Anders Mørch Erling Kjøller Ipsen Rudegård Stadion, Rudersdal Henning Lise-Lotte Johnsen Ballerupvej, at the end of Søndersø, Værløse Jette Gipsy Woman Christensen Lisbeth Andersen Carl Erik Henriques Hillerød Station, Hillerød Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Slangerupvej, 24.5 km, Farum Lillevang Mikkel Granlien Sten Goransson Klampenborg Gallopbane, Klampenborg Henrik Jensen 24

28 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Graham Moss Rosenborg Have / Rigensgade, København Fiona Moss Steffen Highjump Harpøth Parking lot behind Rådvad Kro, Rådvad Carsten Brandt Ann Mortensen Geelsskovparken, Virum Per Circumciser Fuglsang Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Øbrohuset, Aarhusgade, Østerbro Jacob Midget Øhrstrøm Holiday Cottage Run Rørsangervej 8 and Drosselvej 1, Paul Erik The Doctor Andersen Marielyst, Falster Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen Peter Old Faithful Kruse Allerød Station, Lillerød Fiona Moss Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Grethe Liktner Graham Moss Per Kehler Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Ole Wichmann Kjeld Jacobsen Ravnsholt Skolen, Søparken, Lillerød Michael Stensgaard Edward Prince Charming O Hara Hejrebakken / Skovløbervangen, Værløse Jørn Højen-Sørensen Pia Kruczek Stampen, Svenskevej 2, Rådvad Torben Tendist Larsen Carl Erik Henriques Bistrupvej, Kastaniebakken, Bistrup Annelise Hauch Dorthe Kjøller Ipsen Peter Old Faithful Kruse Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven Ulla Cherry Bjerk Jørgen Petersen Hanne Jesper Kock Carlsberg Bryggerierne, Ny Carlsbergvej, Valby Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Helge Fire Hose Lunau Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Dan Ibsen Sørensen Ester Hash Quack Lisbjerg Claus Mr. Invisible Eriksen Søborg Torv, Søborg Peter Old Faithful Kruse Statistics Runs in Publications First Hash Rag, Yearbook 1983 Special Events in rd Birthday Party th Run Anniversary Roklubben Skjold, Strandvænget, Grand Ball Svanemøllen Holiday Cottage Weekend Bjørnstrup Søndergård, Bjørnstrup, Røsnæs Holiday Cottage Weekend Rørsangervej 8 and Drosselvej 1, Marielyst, Falster Christmas Party US Embassy, Dag Hammerskjölds Allé, Østerbro The Best and the Worst of 1983 Viking Wanker of the Year Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen 25

29 Committee, runs and events for 1984 The Committee Grand Master Peter McIllwain January June Grand Mistress Gitte Bille June December Master of Ceremonies Torben Tendist Larsen Religious Advisor Steffen Highjump Harpøth Hash Cash Nils Stadeager Hash Sec Margit Geil Ann Mortensen January May Lissi Thin Lizzy Hørlin July September Dorthe Kjøller Ipsen October December Hare Raiser Lise-Lotte Johnsen Jointee Pia Kruczek Bill Black January July Dorthe Kjøller Ipsen July December InterHash Sec Flemming Flam Jørgensen Hash Flash Thomas Bay Hash Horn Claes 2nd Class Heerup Hash Hound Chilas Dgealaes Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave Torben Tendist Larsen Margit Geil Carsten Brandt Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Gitte Bille Lise Jensen Sorgenfri Station, Sorgenfri Ilse Lenshøj Mortensen Michael H. Sørensen Bent Poodlehead Iversen Claes 2nd Class Heerup Søndersøvej 37, Værløse Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Kirsten Paul Erik The Doctor Andersen Allerød Station, Lillerød Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen Rie Overgaard Holiday Cottage Run Toftemosevej 26, Hornbæk Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Torben Tendist Larsen Bill Black Hørsholm Kongevej, 19 km, Rude Skov Peter Carl Sodbuster Bondorff Holte Station, Geels Skov Flemming Pedersen Karin Wagner Torben Rasmussen Frederiksberg Runddel, Frederiksberg Jesper Humle Have, Frederiksberg 26

30 Run Correct Date Hares Venue th Birthday and 200 th Run Anniversary A to B run. Østerport Station, Østerbro Peter Old Bailey Koefoed to Hotel Scandinavia, Amager Boulevard, Carl Sodbuster Bondorff Amager Lise-Lotte Johnsen Kongekilden, Enghavevej, Jægersborg Dyrehave GM Emeritus Jette Gipsy Woman Christensen Mikkel Granlien Københavnsvej, 27.5 km, Store Dyrehave Anders Mørch Jørn Højen-Sørensen Erling Kjøller Ipsen Høsterkøb Kirke, Høsterkøb Kjeld Jacobsen Steffen Highjump Harpøth Sorgenfri Station, Sorgenfri Lissi Thin Lizzy Hørlin Steen Christensen Per Circumciser Fuglsang Geelsskovparken, Virum Ann Mortensen Bjørn S. Eriksen Lundtoftevej / S. Willumsensvej, Lundtofte Jacob Midget Øhrstrøm Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen Per Xmas Juul Steve Gant Bistrupvej, Kastaniebakken, Bistrup Graham Moss Flemming Flam Jørgensen Charlottenlund Fort, Charlottenlund Per Kehler Kirsten Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Slangerupvej, 24.5 km, Farum Lillevang Steen Christensen Anders Mørch Allerød Station, Lillerød Mikkel Granlien Grand Master Farewell Run US Embassy, Dag Hammerskjölds Allé, Østerbro Torben Tendist Larsen Jacob Midget Øhrstrøm Toftemosevej 26, Hornbæk Allan Pearl Harbour Thisted Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Susanne Lindberg 27

31 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Hans Frederik Futte Jørgensen Lyngby Station, Lyngby Michael Graham Moss Blovstrød Allé / Sjælsø Allé, Blovstrød Tony Andrew Steen Der Berg Bjerre Geelsskovparken, Virum Michael Willumsen Anette Justesen Amager Strandvej / Kajakvej, Kastrup Jesper Kock Helge Fire Hose Lunau Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Dan Ibsen Sørensen Grethe Liktner Vestbadet, Brøndbyøster Lars Denker Bent Poodlehead Iversen Vedbæk Nordstrand, Vedbæk Torben Tendist Larsen Jørn Højen-Sørensen Violvej 36, Allerød Jesper Harder Henrik Jensen Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Steve Gant Carl Erik Henriques Sankt Annæ Plads, København GM Emeritus Anne Kit Ipsen Jim Peter Old Faithful Kruse Fortunen, Ermelundsvej, Jægersborg Dyrehave Per Circumciser Fuglsang Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Brødhøj 6, Gentofte Vibeke Super Mama van der Werf Holiday Cottage Run Åkanden 8, Rågeleje Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Hans Frederik Futte Jørgensen Carl Sodbuster Bondorff Boat rental, Frederiksdal Michael H. Sørensen 28

32 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Nils Stadeager Parking lot behind Rådvad Kro, Rådvad Peter Gregersen Vibeke Super Mama van der Werf Hanne Larsen Paul Erik The Doctor Andersen Farum Station, Farum Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen Claes 2nd Class Heerup Birkerød Station, Birkerød Carsten Brandt Per Circumciser Fuglsang Geelsskovparken, Virum Kjeld Jacobsen Ravnsholt Skolen, Søparken, Lillerød Dorthe Kjøller Ipsen Lise Jensen Vangede Bygade / Stolpegårdsvej, Vangede Lise-Lotte Johnsen Gitte Bille Hørsholm Kongevej, 19 km, Rude Skov Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Steen Christensen Holiday Cottage Run Toftemosevej 26, Hornbæk Paul Erik The Doctor Andersen Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen Flemming Flam Jørgensen Østerled 1, Svanemøllen Per Kehler Torben Tendist Larsen Uraniavej / Gl. Kongevej, København Terese Köster Per Xmas Juul Frederiksberg Runddel, Frederiksberg Have, Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen Frederiksberg Jørgen Balle Klokkekildevej / Skovvej, Buresø Helge Fire Hose Lunau Coby van Leeuwen Steffen Highjump Harpøth Skovvang, Tokkekøb Hegn Steen Christensen Susanne Lindberg Teglværksvej 29, Birkerød Allan Pearl Harbour Thisted Peter Lund Statistics Runs in Special Events in Holiday Cottage Weekend Toftemosevej 26, Hornbæk th Birthday Party and 200 th Run Anniversary Roklubben Skjold, Strandvænget, Black and White Party Svanemøllen th InterHash 84 Sydney, Australia Sjælsø Rundt Lyngby Farewell Party for the Grand Master US Embassy, Dag Hammerskjölds Allé, Østerbro Holiday Cottage Weekend Åkanden 8, Rågeleje, Vejby Holiday Cottage Weekend Toftemosevej 26, Hornbæk Christmas Party US Embassy, Dag Hammerskjölds Allé, Østerbro The best and the worst of 1984 Wanker of the Year Paul Erik The Doctor Andersen 29

33 Committee, runs and events for 1985 The Committee Grand Master Carl Erik Henriques Master of Ceremonies Graeme BOF Gibson Religious Advisor Peter Gregersen Hash Cash Bent Poodlehead Iversen Hash Sec Lise Jensen Dorthe Kjøller Ipsen Hare Raiser Karin Wagner January March Pia Kruczek March December Jointee Lissi Thin Lizzy Hørlin Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen InterHash Sec Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Hash Flash Torben Tendist Larsen Hash Horn Allan Pearl Harbour Thisted Hash Hound Sofus Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave Torben Tendist Larsen Margit Geil Claes 2nd Class Heerup Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Michael Stensgaard Erik Pass Out Nymann Parking lot behind Rådvad Kro, Rådvad Nils Stadeager Graham Moss Lollikhus, Birkerød Kongevej, 18 km, Rude Skov Bent Poodlehead Iversen Andrew Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Birkerød Svømmehal, Bistrupvej, Birkerød Graeme BOF Gibson Steve Gant Holte Station, Geels Skov Jocelyn Lady-Di-Gnasher Bidstrup Erling Kjøller Ipsen Gadevangen 47, Hjortekær Flemming Anni Olsen Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Ole Poulsen 30

34 Run Correct Date Hares Venue th Run Anniversary Caroline Amalievej 42A, Lyngby Graeme BOF Gibson Pia Kruczek Bent Poodlehead Iversen Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Fiskebakken, Gentofte Sø, Gentofte Steen Christensen Per Xmas Juul Vedbæk Station, Vedbæk Steen Christensen 31

35 Run Correct Date Hares Venue th Birthday Run Gefion Springvandet, Esplanaden, Østerbro Peter Gregersen Carl Sodbuster Bondorff Torben Tendist Larsen Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen Holte Station, Geels Skov Lennart Steel-Arm Neumann Claes 2nd Class Heerup Nybrovej / Kongshvilevej, Lyngby Michael H. Sørensen Parking lot behind Rådvad Kro, Rådvad Carsten Brandt New logo on the newsletter Holiday Cottage Run Toftemosevej 26, Hornbæk Lissi Thin Lizzy Hørlin Lennart Steel-Arm Neumann Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen Carl Sodbuster Bondorff Virum Station, Virum Erik Pass Out Nymann Hellerup Station, Hellerup Allan Pearl Harbour Thisted Per Kehler Kastelsvej 17, Østerbro GM Emeritus Gitte Bille Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Steen Christensen Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Steffen Highjump Harpøth Allerød Station, Lillerød Flemming Hansen Lise-Lotte Johnsen Ulrikkenborg Plads, Lyngby Station, Lyngby Graeme BOF Gibson Skolebakken 85, Virum Niel Hart Bent Poodlehead Iversen GM Emeritus Anne Kit Ipsen Farum Station, Farum Lise Jensen Terry Griffiths Graham Moss Ellegårdsvej 49, Gentofte Jørgen Torp Erling Kjøller Ipsen Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven Ole Poulsen Henrik Jensen Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Terese Köster Muldager 48A, Husum Margrethe Christiansen Carl Erik Henriques Vibeke Super Mama van der Werf Pavillonen, Fælledparken, Østerbro Susanne Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Tersløsevej 12, Husum Helle Twiggy Stoltz GM Emeritus Anne Kit Ipsen Carsten Brandt Store Torv, Lyngby Storcenter, Lyngby Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen Virum Skole, Parcelvej, Virum Lennart Steel-Arm Neumann 32

36 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Peter Lund Skovlystvej / Ravnehusvej, Claes 2nd Class Heerup Lille Hareskov Kjeld Jacobsen Ravnsholt Skolen, Søparken, Lillerød Holiday Cottage Run Sandkaas Strand, Bornholm Erling Kjøller Ipsen Dorthe Kjøller Ipsen Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Kongevejen, 25.8 km, Tokkekøb Hegn Mikkel Granlien Bent Poodlehead Iversen Hørsholm Kongevej, 19 km, Rude Skov Jørn Højen-Sørensen 279 Cancelled Pia Kruczek Ellebækvej 54, Gentofte Stig ThirStig Boisen Erik Pass Out Nymann Nødebo Kro, Nødebovej, Nødebo Peter Gregersen Torben Tendist Larsen Margit Geil Lene Masochist Haakonsen Sydvestpynten, Kongelunden Peter Poulsen Henning Christiansen Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Jørgen Flemming Binau Slangerup Rådhus, Slangerup Henrik Arne 284A Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Lossepladsvejen / Ved Slusen, Amager Graeme BOF Gibson Ian Swampy Marsh Paul Bergsøe Kollegiet, Skodsborgvej, Søllerød Erik Pass Out Nymann Niel Hart Kastelsvej 36, Østerbro Lissi Thin Lizzy Hørlin Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Steen Christensen Paul Erik The Doctor Andersen Rågeleje Erik Pass Out Nymann Carl Erik Henriques Rungstedvej / Hovedgaden, Hørsholm Terese Köster Muldager 48A, Husum Torben Tendist Larsen Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen Holte Station, Geels Skov Lennart Steel-Arm Neumann GM Emeritus Jette Gipsy Woman Christensen Jonstrupvangvej, Jonstrup Vang Susanne Christmas Party Run Lipkesgade 4, Østerbro Jesper Humle Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Brødhøj 6, Gentofte Carl Sodbuster Bondorff Per Xmas Juul Restaurant Ravelinen, Torvegade, Christianshavn Axel Knudsen Statistics Runs in Special Events in Carl Sodbuster Bondorff introduces The Copenhagen Hash House Harriers Hymn at run th Run Anniversary Party Caroline Amalievej 42A, Lyngby th Birthday Party, Five Years Old Roklubben Skjold, Strandvænget, Svanemøllen Holiday Cottage Weekend Toftemosevej 26, Hornbæk Holiday Cottage Weekend Sandkaas Strand, Bornholm 33

37 Special Events in Holiday Cottage Weekend Åkanden 8, Rågeleje, Vejby Christmas Party Roklubben Skjold, Strandvænget, Svanemøllen The best and the worst of 1985 Best Run Run GM Emeritus Gitte Bille Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Steen Christensen Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Wanker of the Year Erik Pass Out Nymann 34

38 Committee, runs and events for 1986 The Committee Grand Master Master of Ceremonies Religious Advisor Hash Cash Hash Sec Hare Raiser Jointee InterHash Sec Hash Flash Hash Horn Hash Hound Ian Swampy Marsh Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Erik Pass Out Nymann Steve Gant Helle Twiggy Stoltz Jocelyn Lady-Di-Gnasher Bidstrup Susanne Lindberg Lennart Steel-Arm Neumann Vibeke Super Mama van der Werf Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Per Xmas Juul Henrik Jensen Bamse Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave Torben Tendist Larsen Margit Geil Erik Pass Out Nymann Værløse Station, Værløse Susanne Hundevad Annelise Staberg Furesøens Golfklub, Hestkøbgård, Stig ThirStig Boisen Birkerød Allan Pearl Harbour Thisted Bagsværd Roklub, Skovalléen, Bagsværd th Run Anniversary Vesterled 16, Østerbro Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Flemming Flam Jørgensen Steve Gant Borupvang 5, Ballerup Alistar English Allan Pearl Harbour Thisted Teglværksvej 29, Birkerød Henrik Jensen GM Emeritus Anne Kit Ipsen Frederiksberg Runddel, Frederiksberg Jim Big Jim Carr Have, Frederiksberg Dave Lennart Steel-Arm Neumann Ballerup Station, Ballerup Anette Sparresø Jørgen Balle Klokkekildevej / Skovvej, Ganløse Edward Prince Charming O Hara Claes 2nd Class Heerup Nybrovej / Kongshvilevej, Lyngby Hans Frederik Futte Jørgensen 35

39 Run Correct Date Hares Venue th Birthday Run Jarmers Plads, København Carl Sodbuster Bondorff Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz New logo on the newsletter Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen Virum Torv, Virum Anders W. Nielsen Per Pervert Heisselberg Pavillonen, Fælledparken, Østerbro Vibeke Super Mama van der Werf Brede Station, Brede Bent Poodlehead Iversen Jette Beyer Skovshoved Havn, Skovshoved Peter Lund Bent Jørgensen Ulla Højstrup Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Greg Aggs Ned Shelton Helle Rigid Tits Pedersen Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Henrik Dog Fucker Lundqvist 36

40 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Moscow Hash Visit Run Københavnsvej, 30.3 km, Store Dyrehave Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Steen Christensen 314A Ian Swampy Marsh The Car Park, Dyrehavsbakken, Klampenborg Henrik Dog Fucker Lundqvist GM Emeritus Carl Erik Henriques Louisiana Museum, Humlebæk Lise Jensen Lennart Steel-Arm Neumann Axeltorv, Helsingør Henrik Fish Christiansen Jens Bassil Kristensen Rådhuspladsen, København Anette Sparresø Anders W. Nielsen Alistar English Fortunen, Ermelundsvej, Jægersborg Dyrehave Magnus Super Swede Hansson Erik Pass Out Nymann Søllerødvej / Vangebovej, Søllerød Susanne Hundevad Graeme BOF Gibson Posemandens Hus, Klampenborgvej, Carl Sodbuster Bondorff Jægersborg Dyrehave Dorthe Kjøller Ipsen Gadevangen 47, Hjortekær Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Hans Frederik Futte Jørgensen GM Emeritus Anne Kit Ipsen Vikingeskibhallen, Roskilde Lars Paisley Per Xmas Juul Hørsholm Kongevej, 18 km, Rude Skov Lissi Thin Lizzy Hørlin Anni Olsen Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Ole Poulsen Peter Lund 324A Midnight Mystery Run Vesterbrogade 106B, 3 tv, Vesterbro GM Emeritus Anne Kit Ipsen GM Emeritus Carl Erik Henriques Erling Kjøller Ipsen Erling Kjøller Ipsen Parking lot behind Rådvad Kro, Rådvad Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen British Embassy, Kastelsvej, Østerbro Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Torben Tendist Larsen Bella Center, Ørestad City Margit Geil Ian Swampy Marsh Skovvangen 7, Charlottenlund Peter Tudge Niel Hart Borupvang 3, Ballerup Steve Gant Helle Twiggy Stoltz Emdrup Station, Emdrup Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Henrik Dog Fucker Lundqvist Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Ron Oates Torben Tendist Larsen Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Henrik Jensen 37

41 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Purple sarong rd Run Anniversary Kongens Nytorv, København Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen Lennart Steel-Arm Neumann Søren Clinch Klinge Sletten Havn, Sletten Helle Rigid Tits Pedersen Hans Frederik Futte Jørgensen Bent Jørgensen Ballerup Station, Ballerup Peter Lund Randi Kimmer Jørgensen Terese Köster? Carol Cupello Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Oxbjerget, Oxbjergvej, Hvissinge Niel Hart 38

42 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Jocelyn Lady-Di-Gnasher Bidstrup Rustenborgvej, Sorgenfri Ole Henrik Jensen Nærum Station, Nærum Erik Larsson Per Martin Larsen Magnus Super Swede Hansson Øster Allé / Per Henrik Lings Allé, Østerbro Andrea Marsh David Limey Holiday Cottage Run Birkemosegård, Røsnæsvej 383, Bjørnstrup Hans Frederik Futte Jørgensen Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen Peter Tooth Flemming Flam Jørgensen Morgenvej 5, Hellerup Annelise Staberg Egehegnet 105, Nærum Stig ThirStig Boisen Vibeke Super Mama van der Werf Brede Station, Brede Henrik Old Man River Lundqvist Terese Köster Frederiksborgvej, 14.5 km, Bøndernes Hegn Margrethe Christiansen Per Xmas Juul Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Jens Bassil Kristensen Claes 2nd Class Heerup Holte Station, Geels Skov Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Vedbæk Station, Vedbæk Steen Christensen T-shirt introduced

43 Statistics Runs in Publications Viking Wanker s , Annual Report Special Events in th Run Anniversary Party Vesterled 16, Østerbro th Birthday Party, Party for the Creatures of the Night Roklubben Skjold, Strandvænget, Svanemøllen th InterHash Thailand 86 Pattaya Beach, Thailand Visit from Moscow Hash, Party Roklubben Skjold, Strandvænget, Svanemøllen rd Run Anniversary Party Roklubben Skjold, Strandvænget, Svanemøllen Holiday Cottage Weekend Birkemosegård, Røsnæsvej 383, Bjørnstrup Christmas Party, Belly Dancers and Bodybuilders Roklubben Skjold, Strandvænget, Svanemøllen 40

44 Committee, runs and events for 1987 The Committee Grand Mistress Helle Rigid Tits Pedersen Master of Ceremonies Niel Woods Religious Advisor Peter Lund Hash Cash Steve Gant January November Renché Bankerot Esterhuyse December Hash Sec Steven Shorthand Walker Miriam Kragh January May Annegrethe Schjerning February December Hare Raiser Susanne Hundevad Rehash Raiser Randi Kimmer Jørgensen January May Dave Fuck em Betterton February December Jointee Søren Clinch Klinge Hans Frederik Futte Jørgensen January May Paul Erik The Doctor Andersen May December InterHash Sec GM Emeritus Jette Gipsy Woman Christensen Hash Flash Randi Kimmer Jørgensen January May Dave Fuck em Betterton February December Hash Horn Jens Bassil Kristensen Hash Music Henrik Dog Fucker Lundqvist Paul Erik The Doctor Andersen May December Hash Baby Sarah Woods Run Correct Date Hares Venue 348A New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave Torben Tendist Larsen Graeme BOF Gibson Caroline Amalievej 42A, Lyngby Carl Sodbuster Bondorff th Run Anniversary Upsalagade 18, Østerbro Henrik Dog Fucker Lundqvist Steven Shorthand Walker Jens Bassil Kristensen Knud Smash em Madsen Espergærde Station, Espergærde Lennart Steel-Arm Neumann Lennart Steel-Arm Neumann Helsingør Station, Helsingør Henrik Fish Christiansen GM Emeritus Jette Gipsy Woman Christensen Skovlystvej / Ravnehusvej, Lille Hareskov GM Emeritus Anne Kit Ipsen Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Herstedøster Kirke, Herstedøster Anette Sparresø Søndre Fasanvej, Søndermarken, Valby Lars Dave Fuck em Betterton Tåstrup Station, Tåstrup Hanita Schlick Niel Woods British Embassy, Kastelsvej, Østerbro Graeme BOF Gibson Colin Lord 41

45 Run Correct Date Hares Venue GM Emeritus Carl Erik Henriques Hillerød Station, Hillerød Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg th Birthday Run Kongevejen, at the top of Geels Bakke, Geels Skov Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Carl Sodbuster Bondorff Flemming Erik Pass Out Nymann Skovvangen 7, Charlottenlund Steven Shorthand Walker Magnus Super Swede Hansson GM Emeritus Ian Swampy Marsh GM Emeritus Jette Gipsy Woman Christensen Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Helle Twiggy Stoltz Helle Rigid Tits Pedersen Rådhuspladsen, København Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen Paul Erik The Doctor Andersen Frederiksberg Runddel, Frederiksberg Have, Frederiksberg Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Allerød Station, Lillerød Flemming Dreyer Niels Hyldested Nybro Kro, Nybrovej, Nybro Steve Gant Jocelyn Lady-Di-Gnasher Bidstrup Bellevue Strand, Klampenborg Niel Woods Vanløse Station, Vanløse Erik Pass Out Nymann Rungsted Havn, Rungsted Erling Kjøller Ipsen Knud Smash em Madsen Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Peter van Rens Allan Pearl Harbour Thisted Teglværksvej 29, Birkerød Pia Kruczek Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Edward Prince Charming O Hara Kim Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Henrik James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Brønshøj Holm Allé, Brønshøj Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen Hørsholm Kongevej, 19 km, Rude Skov Hanita Schlick Renché Bankerot Esterhuyse Svend Erik Dog n Cover Overgaard Bagsværd Station, Bagsværd Bonnie The Dog Knud Smash em Madsen Steven Shorthand Walker Muldager 48A, Husum Carol Cupello Alan Quasi Moto Farr Sorgenfri Station, Sorgenfri Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Lissi Thin Lizzy Hørlin Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven Per Xmas Juul Finn Holm Nødebo Sejlklub, Søbredden, Nødebo Benny Bergmann Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Zoo Car Park, Roskildevej, Frederiksberg 380A Helle Rigid Tits Pedersen Kongens Nytorv, København Jens Bassil Kristensen Henrik Dog Fucker Lundqvist Dave Fuck em Betterton Magnus Super Swede Hansson Holte Station, Geels Skov Henrik Fish Christiansen Torben Tendist Larsen Rønnegade 22, Østerbro Steve Gant Sandbjerggårdsvej 63, Brøndbyvester 42

46 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Rune Øblom Under Langebro, Christianshavn Joss Alan Quasi Moto Farr Virum Station, Virum Claus Fardal Rungsted Havn, Rungsted James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Engelholmvej, Brønshøj Helle Rigid Tits Pedersen Valbyhallen, Ellebjergvej, Valby Henrik Holiday Cottage Run Langesømosevej 10, Rørvig Paul Erik The Doctor Andersen Niels Henrik Dog Fucker Lundqvist Nærum Station, Nærum Vibeke Super Mama van der Werf Brede Station, Brede Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen Allerød Station, Lillerød Lars Rasmussen Dave Fuck em Betterton Ørholm Station, Ørholm th Run Anniversary of Næstved Mixed H-3 Herlufsholm Hallen, Næstved Hangover Run Kongens Nytorv, København Henrik Dog Fucker Lundqvist Puppies Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Brøndbyøster Station, Brøndbyøster Paul Erik The Doctor Andersen Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven 43

47 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Christmas Party th Run Anniversary Roklubben Skjold, Strandvænget, Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Svanemøllen Flemming Flam Jørgensen Alan Quasi Moto Farr Birkerød Station, Birkerød Erik Pass Out Nymann The 1 st 2nd Class Christmas Run Nybrovej / Kongshvilevej, Lyngby Claes 2nd Class Heerup Steve Gant Mark Mark the Trail Delaney Svend Erik Dog n Cover Overgaard Bagsværd Station, Bagsværd Bonnie The Dog Statistics Runs in Publications Viking Wanker s , Annual Report Special Events in th Anniversary Run Upsalagade 18, Østerbro th Birthday Party, CH 3 Goes to Hollywood Roklubben Skjold, Strandvænget, Svanemøllen Hash Picnic Helsingør, Hornbæk Holiday Cottage Weekend Langesømosevej 10, Rørvig Christmas Party th Run Anniversary Roklubben Skjold, Strandvænget, Svanemøllen The Best and the Worst of 1987 Viking Wanker of the Year Steve Gant 44

48 Committee, runs and events for 1988 The Committee Grand Master Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen Master of Ceremonies Petera Old Blue Eye Hudson January June Jesper Piss Artist Kjædegaard June December Religious Advisor Claes 2nd Class Heerup Hash Cash Renché Bankerot Esterhuyse Hash Sec Alan Quasi Moto Farr Hare Raiser Carol Cupello Rehash Raiser Jannie Jannie the Nannie Petersen Jointee Kim Hartung Jørgensen Hanita Schlick Haberdash Lars Rasmussen InterHash Sec GM Emeritus Jette Gipsy Woman Christensen Hash Flash Jannie Jannie the Nannie Petersen Hash Horn James Woodstock the Festival McGowan January October Jens Bassil Kristensen November December Hash Music Jesper Piss Artist Kjædegaard Hash Beer Ole Johansson July December Hash Baby Sarah Woods Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave Torben Tendist Larsen Steven Shorthand Walker Nærum Station, Nærum Henrik Fish Christiansen James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Høje Gladsaxe Torv, Søborg Tienie Willemse Niel Woods Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Petera Old Blue Eye Hudson Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen Hillerød Station, Hillerød Jørgen Overtired Edward Prince Charming O Hara Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Jørgen Balle Per Pervert Heisselberg Pavillonen, Fælledparken, Østerbro Mark Mark the Trail Delaney Peter Bang Holte Station, Geels Skov Finn Holm Allerød Station, Lillerød Jesper Piss Artist Kjædegaard Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave th Birthday Run Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Erik Pass Out Nymann Susanne Hundevad Knud Smash em Madsen Christina Woodstock the Bird Kracht Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Hairy Etta 45

49 Run Correct Date Hares Venue GM Emeritus Helle Rigid Tits Pedersen Classensgade 19A, Østerbro Jannie Jannie the Nannie Petersen Magnus Super Swede Hansson Henrik Fish Christiansen Snekkersten Station, Snekkersten Peter Elephant Cook Munk Andersen Sorgenfri Station, Sorgenfri Jørgen Rock-your-Socks Rokkjær Nordhavn Station, Østerbro Jocelyn Lady-Di-Gnasher Bidstrup Petera Old Blue Eye Hudson Svanemøllen Station, Svanemøllen Niel Woods Midnight Run Wienerkælderen, Vendersgade 14-16, København Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen H Edward Prince Charming O Hare Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted The Sacrificial Virgin Lissi Thin Lizzy Hørlin Hørsholm Kongevej, 18 km, Rude Skov Per Xmas Juul John Burp Birk Nielsen Glostrup Station, Glostrup GM Emeritus Helle Rigid Tits Pedersen Værløse Station, Værløse Kim Hartung Jørgensen Astrid Legs Astride Nielsen Odon Des Francs Morten Nicolaisen Københavns Universitet, Njalsgade , Jocelyn Lady-Di-Gnasher Bidstrup Islands Brygge GM Emeritus Jette Gipsy Woman Christensen Skovlystvej / Ravnehusvej, Lille Hareskov Jens Bassil Kristensen Susanne Holiday Cottage Run Lysbovej 5, Rørvig No hares mentioned Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Falkevang 3, Allerød, Tokkekøb Hegn Steen Christensen Alan Quasi Moto Farr St. Alban Church, Esplanaden, Østerbro Henrik Jensen Farumvej /Kalkværksvej, Ganløse Orned Peter Lund Grethe Mørk Jesper Piss Artist Kjædegaard Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Michael Mike Dejlig Dailey Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen Overdrevsvej near Københavnsvej, Store Dyrehave Helle The Invalid Johansen Trille Sonja Killer Trille Tjørnqvist Henrik Dog Fucker Lundqvist Ørholm Station, Ørholm Sigridur Miss Piggie Sveindottir No hares mentioned Høje Gladsaxe Torv, Søborg Allan Pearl Harbour Thisted Teglværksvej 29, Birkerød Erik Pass Out Nymann Lennart Olesen Stumpedyssevej, 10 km, Tokkekøb Hegn Henrik Fish Christiansen The Sacrificial Virgin Steven Shorthand Walker Nybro Kro, Nybrovej, Nybro Liisa Levanen Hanita Schlick Postkontoret, Hillerød Station, Hillerød Tienie Willemse Jannie Jannie the Nannie Petersen Mark Mark the Trail Delaney Vedbæk Station, Vedbæk Ingvill The Professional Solbø Per Pervert Heisselberg 46

50 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Peter Elephant Cook Munk Andersen Holte Station, Geels Skov Ole Johansson Benny Bergmann Edward Prince Charming O Hara Nattergalevej 16, Hørsholm Helge Fire Hose Lunau Lisbeth Andersen The Organising Committee for Run 444 Jaap The Dutch Dildo de Ridder Michael Mike Dejlig Dailey Henrik Dino Hummel Andersen Per Pervert Heisselberg Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen Hanita Schlick Grethe Mørk Trixi Steinlechner Tienie Willemse Lissi Thin Lizzy Hørlin GM Emeritus Helle Rigid Tits Pedersen For run 444 a special plastic mug was created with the CH 3 logo. Yellow sarong with prints as a ribbon at the bottom. 47

51 Run Correct Date Hares Venue th Run Anniversary Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Kim Hartung Jørgensen Jens Bassil Kristensen Jaap The Dutch Dildo de Ridder Hangover Run Kongens Nytorv, København No hares mentioned Ole Johansson Vadgårdsvej 257, Søborg Lennart Olesen Queen Helle Nørrebroparken, Stefansgade / Husumgade, Nørrebro Queen Mother John Burp Birk Nielsen Nødebo Sejlklub, Søbredden, Nødebo Finn Holm Jørgen Rock-your-Socks Rokkjær Brede Station, Brede Lars Rasmussen Nigel Red Rambo Ramsden Svend Erik Dog n Cover Overgaard Bagsværd Station, Bagsværd Bonnie The Dog Henrik Fish Christiansen Roskilde Station, Roskilde Kim Hartung Jørgensen Brede Station, Brede Aad Artist Smith Jannie Jannie the Nannie Petersen Farum Station, Farum Mark Mark the Trail Delaney Hørsholm Kirke, Hørsholm Erik Pass Out Nymann Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen Strandmøllekroen, Skodsborg Strandvej Knud Smash em Madsen Jens Bassil Kristensen Søndre Fasanvej, Søndermarken, Valby Henrik Dino Hummel Andersen Stein H. Christiansen Jesper Piss Artist Kjædegaard Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Wandering Hans Christmas Party Run Rådhuspladsen, København The 1988 Mismanagement Committee 459 Cancelled Statistics Runs in Publications 1988 Yearbook Special Events in th Birthday Party, Hash Goes to the Tropics Roklubben Skjold, Strandvænget, Svanemøllen Tenerife Holiday Hash, Run 2 Tenerife, Canary Islands Holiday Cottage Weekend Lysbovej 5, Rørvig Kvindeløb København 48

52 Special Events in th InterHash 88 Bali, Indonesia Københavnerløbet København x5 Relay, 2 nd participation Fælledparken, Østerbro th Run Anniversary Party Rosalina s Café, Rosenørns Allé, København Christmas Party Roklubben Skjold, Strandvænget, Svanemøllen 49

53 Committee, runs and events for 1989 The Committee Grand Master Master of Ceremonies Religious Advisor Hash Cash Hash Sec Hare Raiser Rehash Raiser Jointee Haberdash InterHash Sec Hash Flash Hash Horn Hash Music Hash Beer Hash Baby Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Henrik Dino Hummel Andersen Renché Bankerot Esterhuyse Per Pervert Heisselberg Mark Mark the Trail Delaney Vibeke Super Mama van der Werf Nigel Red Rambo Ramsden Dianne Laid Lots Laidlaw Hans Christian Sexaphone Jørgensen Lissi Thin Lizzy Hørlin GM Emeritus Helle Rigid Tits Pedersen Knud Smash em Madsen Jaap The Dutch Dildo de Ridder Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Charlotte Sucking Tits Hudson Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave Torben Tendist Larsen Michael Mike Dejlig Dailey Høje Tåstrup Station, Høje Tåstrup Lars Christiansen Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Allerød Station, Lillerød Fabienne Fabulous Chappuis Andrea Kjædegaard Jørgen Rock-your-Socks Rokkjær Virum Station, Virum Morten Møller Jensen Elisabeth Gorgonzola Bösch Odon Des Francs Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven Jean Frog Legs Luc Basly Kim Hartung Jørgensen Steven Shorthand Walker Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund GM Emeritus Helle Rigid Tits Pedersen Trille Sonja Killer Trille Tjørnqvist Jaap The Dutch Dildo de Ridder Bernstorffsvej Station, Hellerup Mark Mark the Trail Delaney Søren Clinch Klinge Ken Kenwood Hayes Farum Station, Farum Lone Klaus Holse Andersen Allerød Station, Lillerød Ole Jørgensen Edward Prince Charming O Hara Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Helge Fire Hose Lunau 50

54 Run Correct Date Hares Venue th Birthday Run Kongens Nytorv, København Henrik Dog Fucker Lundqvist Sigridur Miss Piggie Sveindottir Søren Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Zoo Car Park, Roskildevej, Frederiksberg Henrik Arne Slangerup Station, Slangerup Flemming Binau Susanne Svend Åge Jens Bassil Kristensen Færgen Sjælland, Kalvebod Brygge, København Henrik Dino Hummel Andersen Stig ThirStig Boisen Vedbæk Station, Vedbæk Bunnies Jaap The Dutch Dildo de Ridder Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz GM Emeritus Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen Albertslund Station, Albertslund Jesper Piss Artist Kjædegaard Steven Shorthand Walker Sletten Kro, Gammel Strandvej, Sletten Knud Smash em Madsen Jack Murphy Emdrup Station, Emdrup Eng Hai Ooi Claes 2nd Class Heerup Nybrovej / Kongshvilevej, Lyngby Erik Pass Out Nymann GM Emeritus Helle Rigid Tits Pedersen Ravnholm Station, Ravnholm Nigel Red Rambo Ramsden Caroline Thearle Ordrup Station, Ordrup Dianne Laid Lots Laidlaw Holiday Cottage Run Rørvig No hares mentioned Glamorous Gorgeous Guernsey Gazelles Vor Frue Kirke, København Jocelyn Lady-Di-Gnasher Bidstrup Julie JR Lawlor Edna Hot Lips Martel Rose Drückers Majbritt Puffer Jørgensen Nærum Station, Nærum Henrik Dog Fucker Lundqvist Lars Bræmer Valby Langgade, Søndermarken, Valby Jørgen Rock-your-Socks Rokkjær Mark Mark the Trail Delaney St. Alban Church, Esplanaden, Østerbro Søren Runhorse Johansen Tårbæk Havn, Tårbæk Claus Mertz Midnight Run Trianglen, Østerbro Jens Bassil Kristensen Henrik Dino Hummel Andersen Jaap The Dutch Dildo de Ridder Fritidscenteret, Nøragersminde, Amager Aad Artist Smith Renché Bankerot Esterhuyse Holte Station, Geels Skov Magnus Super Swede Hansson Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Tersløsevej 12, Husum Vibeke Super Mama van der Werf Henrik Arne Værløse Station, Værløse Peter Bang Jannie Jannie the Nannie Petersen Frederikssund Station, Frederikssund Søren Thomsen Ken Kenwood Hayes Birkerød Station, Birkerød Susanne Poodle K. Mikkelsen Mike 51

55 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Torben Tendist Larsen Farum Station, Farum Helle Mayday Hartung Kim Hartung Jørgensen Per Circumciser Fuglsang Bådfarten, Rustenborgvej, Lyngby Pernille Liberty Steman Astrid Legs Astride Nielsen Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Henrik Dog Fucker Lundqvist Sigridur Miss Piggie Sveindottir Knud Smash em Madsen Café Mokken, Islands Brygge Søren Gasto Peter Elephant Cook Munk Andersen Lyngby Station, Lyngby Pernille Ole GM Emeritus Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen Hørsholm Kongevej, 18 km, Rude Skov Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted F. F. Ulricks Gade 13, Østerbro Fabienne Fabulous Chappuis Elisabeth Gorgonzola Bösch The Organising Committee for Run 500 Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Per Pervert Heisselberg Peter Elephant Cook Munk Andersen Nigel Red Rambo Ramsden Dianne Laid Lots Laidlaw Mark Mark the Trail Delaney Renché Bankerot Esterhuyse GM Emeritus Helle Rigid Tits Pedersen th Run Anniversary Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Mark Mark the Trail Delaney Søren Thomsen Kongens Nytorv, København Majbritt Puffer Jørgensen Sydhavn Station, København Susanne Ingvill The Professional Solbø Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Lis Cold Lips Heisselberg Per Pervert Heisselberg Oliver Plas Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Tom 52

56 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Janet Ina Tate Nærum Station, Nærum Lars Call-boy Helm Steve Ørholm Kro, Ørholmvej, Ørholm John Erik Pass Out Nymann Mosevej, Hørsholm Claes 2nd Class Heerup Lisbeth Andersen Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Vedbæk Station, Vedbæk Steen Christensen Mike Condom Consden Lyngby Station, Lyngby Judy Femidom Consden Jaap The Dutch Dildo de Ridder Fuglevad Station, Sorgenfri Nigel Red Rambo Ramsden Knud Smash em Madsen Brøndbyøster Station, Brøndbyøster Jack Murphy Christmas Party Run Kildebakke Station, Søborg Jørgen Rock-your-Socks Rokkjær Henrik Dino Hummel Andersen Søndre Fasanvej, Søndermarken, Valby Aad Artist Smith Knud Smash em Madsen Snekkersten Station, Snekkersten Jaap The Dutch Dildo de Ridder Statistics Runs in Publications The 1989 Yearbook and 500 Run Special Events in th Birthday Party, Once Upon a Time in the Wild West Roklubben Skjold, Strandvænget, Svanemøllen Wedding Picnic Kirke Sonnerup Kirke Holiday Cottage Weekend Rørvig Picnic Flakfortet st Festival Hash, Aarhus Hash House Harriers Aarhus Inspiration and Consolidation Run th Run Anniversary Party Roklubben Skjold, Strandvænget, Svanemøllen Crazy Christmas Party Roklubben Skjold, Strandvænget, Svanemøllen 53

57 Committee, runs and events for 1990 The Committee Grand Master Jens Bassil Kristensen January September Bonnie The Dog October December Master of Ceremonies Mike Condom Consden Religious Advisor John Sleepy Townsend Hash Cash Brian Blow Job L. Jeanes Hash Sec Elisabeth Gorgonzola Bösch Hare Raiser Stein H. Christiansen Rehash Raiser Tamara Date Pith Bews Jointee Mike Buzz Bee Balls Robin Per Circumciser Fuglsang InterHash Sec Lissi Thin Lizzy Hørlin Hash Flash Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar January March Judy Femidom Consden April December Hash Horn Aad Artist Smith Hash Music Peter Elephant Cook Munk Andersen Hash Baby Per Circumciser Fuglsang Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave The New Committee GM Emeritus Helle Rigid Tits Pedersen Hillerød Station, Hillerød Søren Charlie Brown Bruun Vibeke Super Mama van der Werf Children s Playground, Øster Anlæg, Østerbro Astrid Legs Astride Nielsen Elisabeth Gorgonzola Bösch Søren Thomsen Humlebæk Station, Humlebæk Jannie Jannie the Nannie Petersen Henrik Arne Kongevejen / Sandholmsgårdsvej, Tokkekøb Hegn Flemming Binau Susanne Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Ellebjerg Station, Valby Dianne Laid Lots Laidlaw Fredensborg Station, Fredensborg Elisabeth Gorgonzola Bösch Edward Prince Charming O Hara Nattergalevej 16, Hørsholm Michael Mike Dejlig Dailey Søndre Fasanvej, Søndermarken, Valby Nigel Red Rambo Ramsden Bernstorffsvej Station, Hellerup Dave Surfin Dave Goddard Allan Pearl Harbour Thisted Birkerød Station, Birkerød Claes 2nd Class Heerup Erling Kjøller Ipsen Fortunen, Ermelundsvej, Jægersborg Dyrehave Erik Pass Out Nymann Paul Erik The Doctor Andersen Nørrebroparken, Stefansgade / Husumgade, Nørrebro Per Pervert Heisselberg Mark Mark the Trail Delaney Hellerup Station, Hellerup Ingvill The Professional Solbø 54

58 Run Correct Date Hares Venue th Birthday Run Lyngby Station, Lyngby Mike Condom Consden Peter Elephant Cook Munk Andersen John Sleepy Townsend Henrik Dino Hummel Andersen Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Pernille Liberty Steman Holte Station, Geels Skov Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Kim Hartung Jørgensen Kokkedal Station, Kokkedal Peter Revsbech John Sleepy Townsend Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Brian Blow Job L. Jeanes Hanne Lorentzen Frederiksberg Runddel, Frederiksberg Have, Mike Buzz Bee Balls Robin Frederiksberg Aad Artist Smith Sorgenfri Station, Sorgenfri Paul Oglesby Lars Møller Jannie Jannie the Nannie Petersen Rørvig Dianne Laid Lots Laidlaw GM Emeritus Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Emdrup Station, Emdrup Helle Twiggy Stoltz Knud Smash em Madsen Rungsted Havn, Rungsted Per Pervert Heisselberg Tuxensvej 34, Brønshøj Lis Cold Lips Heisselberg Ingvill The Professional Solbø Sommervej 10, Charlottenlund Mark Mark the Trail Delaney Claus Mr. Invisible Eriksen Aldershvile Slotsruin, Bagsværd Lars Call-boy Helm Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Søndre Fasanvej, Søndermarken, Valby Fabienne Fabulous Chappuis Midnight Run H. C. Andersens Boulevard / Tietgensgade, John Sleepy Townsend København 55

59 Run Correct Date Hares Venue James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Tamara Date Pith Bews Brian Blow Job L. Jeanes Elisabeth Gorgonzola Bösch Nærum Station, Nærum Morten Søren Désirée Nic Stroller Houghton Brede Station, Brede Jørgen Rock-your-Socks Rokkjær Klaus Holse Andersen Allerød Station, Lillerød Ole Jørgensen Henrik Dino Hummel Andersen St. Alban Church, Esplanaden, Østerbro Jens Bassil Kristensen Ken Kenwood Hayes Kokkedal Station, Kokkedal Susanne Poodle K. Mikkelsen Dave Surfin Dave Goddard Allan Pearl Harbour Thisted Birkerød Station, Birkerød Claes 2nd Class Heerup Majbritt Puffer Jørgensen Magle Torv, Søborg Mette Skou Pernille Horny Porny Hahn-Petersen Holte Station, Geels Skov Henrik Dog Fucker Lundqvist Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Københavnsvej, 31 km, Store Dyrehave Steen Christensen Per Circumciser Fuglsang Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Lisbeth Andersen Peter Lund Hillerød Station, Hillerød Vibeke Andersen The Organising Committee for Run 555 GM Emeritus Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Nic Stroller Houghton Lars Call-boy Helm Niels Pontoppidan Judy Femidom Consden Tamara Date Pith Bews Hanne Lorentzen 56

60 Run Correct Date Hares Venue th Run Anniversary Lyngby Station, Lyngby Mike Condom Consden Aad Artist Smith Hangover Run Kongens Nytorv, København Peter Elephant Cook Munk Andersen Ole Dave Maid Marion Parks Kalvebod Brygge, København Marcus Rainbow Karakashian Svend Erik Dog n Cover Overgaard Bagsværd Station, Bagsværd Bonnie The Dog Mark Mark the Trail Delaney Vedbæk Station, Vedbæk Frederik Baudrier GM Emeritus Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Sydvestpynten, Kongelunden Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Gentofte Station, Gentofte Brian Blow Job L. Jeanes Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven Tamara Date Pith Bews Henrik Arne The Købmand Høsterkøbvej, Høsterkøb Flemming Binau Peter Bang Mike Buzz Bee Balls Robin Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Pia Holten Mark Mark the Trail Delaney John Sir John Rodney Flyvebådene, Havnegade, København Cogsy Pass Out Readdy Lis Cold Lips Heisselberg Præstøgade / Fiskedamsgade, Østerbro Per Pervert Heisselberg Mark Mark the Trail Delaney Søren Runhorse Johansen Jagtvej 11, København Christmas Party Run Gefion Springvandet, Esplanaden, Østerbro Peter Party Prick Kragh Henrik Tree Prick Trepka Kim Hartung Jørgensen Jørgen Rock-your-Socks Rokkjær Ørholm Station, Ørholm Nic Stroller Houghton The 2 nd 2nd Class Christmas Run Nybrovej / Kongshvilevej, Lyngby Claes 2nd Class Heerup Erik Pass Out Nymann Statistics Runs in Special Events in st Hash Ski Trip Les Arcs, France th InterHash 90 Manila, Philippines th Run of Aalborg Hash House Harriers Aalborg th Birthday Party, 10 Years of a Bad Taste Roklubben Skjold, Strandvænget, Svanemøllen Holiday Cottage Weekend Rørvig Picnic Flakfortet th Run Anniversary Party Jarlen s, Kompagnistræde 18, København 57

61 Special Events in th Run of Warsaw Hash House Harriers Warsaw, Poland Christmas Party, South of the Border Roklubben Skjold, Strandvænget, Svanemøllen 58

62 Committee, runs and events for 1991 The Committee Grand Master Peter Lund Master of Ceremonies James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Religious Advisor Søren Charlie Brown Bruun Hash Cash Brian Blow Job L. Jeanes January June GM Emeritus Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz July December Hash Sec Ken Kenwood Hayes Hare Raiser Christina Woodstock the Bird Kracht Rehash Raiser Susanne Helbrandt January April Christina Woodstock the Bird Kracht May December Jointee Charlotte Lady Godiva Nørgaard Dave Surfin Dave Goddard January March Thomas Rubber Bitte Larsen April December Amb-Hash-ador Jørgen Rock-your-Socks Rokkjær Hash Flash Majbritt Puffer Jørgensen Hash Horn Lars Call-boy Helm Hash Music Christina Dung Heap Dønvang Hash Baby Kim junior & Claes junior Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave The New Committee Knud Smash em Madsen Helsingør Station, Helsingør Ronnie Rehnstrøm Peter Lund Prins Jørgens Gade / Griffenfeldsgade, Nørrebro Nils The Wall Kirstein Finn Burning Bush Busk Lars Call-boy Helm Roskilde Station, Roskilde Marcus Rainbow Karakashian Per Circumciser Fuglsang Rundforbi Stadion, Rundforbi Claus Mr. Invisible Eriksen Stig ThirStig Boisen Jægersborg Station, Jægersborg Janet Ina Tate Jannie Jannie the Nannie Petersen Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Jørgen Beuchert Majbritt Puffer Jørgensen Nørrebro Station, Nørrebro Ronnie Rehnstrøm Henrik Dog Fucker Lundqvist Christina Woodstock the Bird Kracht Avedøre Station, Avedøre Christina Dung Heap Dønvang Knud Smash em Madsen Hørsholm Kongevej, 18 km, Rude Skov Lis Cold Lips Heisselberg GM Emeritus Helle Rigid Tits Pedersen Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Søren Charlie Brown Bruun 59

63 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Mike Condom Consden Jægersborg Station, Jægersborg Judy Femidom Consden Nic Stroller Houghton Thomas Rubber Bitte Larsen Per Xmas Juul Holte Station, Geels Skov Pernille Horny Porny Hahn-Petersen Café Mokken, Islands Brygge John Merlin Simonsen Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Albertslund Station, Albertslund Dave Maid Marion Parks th Birthday Run Ryparken Station, Østerbro Charlotte Plastered Dønvang Henrik Dog Fucker Lundqvist Hangover Run Kongens Nytorv, København Knud Smash em Madsen James Woodstock the Festival McGowan John Sleepy Townsend Birkerød Station, Birkerød Dave Maid Marion Parks Thomas Rubber Bitte Larsen Emdrup Station, Emdrup Anne Marie Schiller John Sir John Rodney Lund, Sweden Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Hørsholm Kongevej, 19 km, Rude Skov Steen Christensen Oliver Plas Brede Station, Brede Ken Kenwood Hayes Susanne Poodle K. Mikkelsen Brian Blow Job L. Jeanes Bernstorffsvej Station, Hellerup Per Pervert Heisselberg Brøndbyøster Station, Brøndbyøster Mike Buzz Bee Balls Robin Nils The Wall Kirstein Nørrebro Station, Nørrebro Finn Burning Bush Busk Kent Barf Gørges Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Svend Erik Dog n Cover Overgaard Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Jørgen Rock-your-Socks Rokkjær Farum Station, Farum Charlotte Lady Godiva Nørgaard Aad Artist Smith Lindevang Station, Frederiksberg Kim Hartung Jørgensen The Organising Committee for Run 600 Jørgen Rock-your-Socks Rokkjær Charlotte Lady Godiva Nørgaard Christina Woodstock the Bird Kracht Ken Kenwood Hayes 60

64 Run Correct Date Hares Venue th Run Anniversary Holte Station, Geels Skov Per Pervert Heisselberg Mark Mark the Trail Delaney Christina Woodstock the Bird Kracht Hangover Run Kongens Nytorv, København Peter Elephant Cook Munk Andersen Peter Lord Wimp Brøndum Mette Skou John Merlin Simonsen Henrik Dino Hummel Andersen Søndre Fasanvej, Søndermarken, Valby Helle Hot Lips V. Smith Dave Maid Marion Parks Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Inge Kristiansen Nic Stroller Houghton Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Karin Brunkener Søren Charlie Brown Bruun Solrød Strand Station, Solrød Strand GM Emeritus Helle Rigid Tits Bruun Mark Mark the Trail Delaney Mark Mark the Trail Delaney Virum Station, Virum Erik Pass Out Nymann Høsterkøb Kirke, Høsterkøb Claes 2nd Class Heerup Erling Kjøller Ipsen Karsten 61

65 Run Correct Date Hares Venue The Hash Horror Midnight Run Kultorvet, København John Merlin Simonsen Olivier Millot Knud Smash em Madsen Boat rental, Frederiksdal Peter Bang James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Allan Pearl Harbour Thisted Dyssegård Station, Gentofte Ole Poulsen Henrik Dog Fucker Lundqvist Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Peter Party Prick Kragh Klaus Testicle Bendiks Gentofte Station, Gentofte Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Dave Maid Marion Parks Malmparken Station, Ballerup Lise Octopussy Bonde 62

66 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Joint run with West Zealand H 3 Højbjerg Skov, Nr. Skjoldnæsholm Charlotte Plastered Dønvang Jannie Jannie the Nannie Petersen Steve Bambi Thompsen Jan Horny Henriksen Sydvestpynten, Kongelunden Mike Condom Consden Gentofte Station, Gentofte Judy Femidom Consden Stig ThirStig Boisen Kalvebod Fælled, Finderupvej, Ørestad Syd Janet Ina Tate Per Circumciser Fuglsang Sorgenfri Station, Sorgenfri Claus Mr. Invisible Eriksen Edward Prince Charming O Hara Sletten Havn, Sletten John Sir John Rodney Flyvebådene, Havnegade, København Cogsy Pass Out Readdy Jeff Mother Goose Pierre Couriol Hans Knudsens Plads, Østerbro Dave Maid Marion Parks Café Mokken, Islands Brygge Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Knud Smash em Madsen Strandmøllekroen, Skodsborg Strandvej Christina Woodstock the Bird Kracht Henrik Arne Kongevejen / Sandholmgårdsvej, Blovstrød Christmas Party Run Tersløsevej 12, Husum GM Emeritus Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Klaus Holse Andersen Allerød Station, Lillerød Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Geelsskovparken, Virum Statistics Runs in Publications Song Book CH 3 Yearbook

67 Special Events in nd Hash Ski Trip Badgastein, Austria th Birthday Party, The 11 Year Old s Bernadotte Skolen, Hellerupvej 11, Hellerup th Run West Zeelend Hash House Harriers West Zealand Beach Picnic Charlottenlund Beach First and only run in Holsteinsborg Hash House Harriers in Greenland, Founded by Nils The Wall Kirstein th Run Anniversary Party Egmont H Petersen s Kollegium, Nørre Allé 75, København Survival Game Jyderup Hash Weekend Ven, Sweden x5 Relay, 3 rd participation Fælledparken, Østerbro 64

68 Special Events in st Inter Scandi Hash Oslo, Norway Christmas Party Hellerup Sognegård, Margrethevej 7, Hellerup The Best and the Worst of 1991 Worst Run Ever Run Edward Prince Charming O Hara Sletten Havn, Sletten This area is great for running plenty of nature around it so we all looked forward to a GREAT HASHRUN! We were out there for a total of 25 minutes - there were no checks - we ran in 4 straight lines and it was quite obvious the trail had been set from a car! GREAT DISAP- POINTMIENT! This is the worst run ever experienced in CH 3 and as such should be nominated as worst run ever - only there was nothing HASHING about it at all so we can't do that. But for future Hare raisers some good advise: Do not use Prince Charming as hare! 65

69 Committee, runs and events for 1992 The Committee Grand Master Per Circumciser Fuglsang January August Bonnie The Dog August December Master of Ceremonies John Sleepy Townsend January August Mike Condom Consden August December Religious Advisor Peter Party Prick Kragh Hash Cash GM Emeritus Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Hash Sec Henrik Tree Prick Trepka Hare Raiser Stig ThirStig Boisen Rehash Raiser Sigridur Miss Piggie Sveindottir Jointee Helle Ajax Engelund Bent Straight Olsen Haberdash John Merlin Simonsen Amb-Hash-ador Susanne Poodle K. Mikkelsen Hash Flash Charlotte Plastered Dønvang Hash Horn Kent Barf Gørges Jan Horny Henriksen Hash Music Dave Maid Marion Parks Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave The New Committee Thomas Rubber Bitte Larsen Vanløse Station, Vanløse Allan No Name Struwe Møller Gulbjergvej, Gulbjerg Mose, Bure Sø Asa Skatter Alfredsdottir Ivan Ivan the Terrible Mortensen John Merlin Simonsen Hellerup Lystbådehavn, Hellerup Olivier Millot John Sleepy Townsend Ravnsnæsvej / Byagervej, Birkerød Peter Party Prick Kragh Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Lise Octopussy Bonde Sankt Kjelds Plads, Østerbro Anni Bodorf Ailish Factor 69 Neville Elly Screaming Elly Kruse Frederiksberg Runddel, Frederiksberg Have Claire Brewis Mike Buzz Bee Balls Robin Østerport Station, Østerbro 637A Leap Day Run and 1 st Testicle s Birthday Run Gentofte Station, Gentofte Klaus Testicle Bendiks Claus Paralytic Terkildsen Isterødvejen / Frederiksborgvej, Hørsholm Bent Straight Olsen Helle Ajax Engelund Ken Kenwood Hayes Vedbæk Station, Vedbæk Mike Condom Consden Virum Station, Virum Edward Prince Charming O Hara 66

70 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Michael Chimp Laub Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Klaus Testicle Bendiks Majbritt Puffer Jørgensen Hellerup Station, Hellerup Bent Straight Olsen Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven Mad Run St. Alban Church, Esplanaden, Østerbro Charlotte Plastered Dønvang Lise Octopussy Bonde Helle Hot Lips V. Smith Hilly Mad Norwegian Mother le Fèvre Christina Dung Heap Dønvang Claes 2nd Class Heerup Hørsholm Kirke, Hørsholm th Birthday Run Birkerød Station, Birkerød Peter Lord Wimp Brøndum Allan Pearl Harbour Thisted Hangover Run Nørreport Station, København Astrid Legs Astride Nielsen Jørgen Rock-your-Socks Rokkjær Karin Rosenbom Finn Burning Bush Busk Christiansborg Ridebane, København Mark Mark the Trail Delaney Brede Station, Brede John Merlin Simonsen Svend Erik Dog n Cover Overgaard Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Knud Smash em Madsen John Sleepy Townsend Frederiksborgvej, 14.5 km, Bøndernes Hegn Lars Call-boy Helm James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Parking lot behind Rådvad Kro, Rådvad Henrik Tree Prick Trepka Paustians Hus, Kalkbrænderiløbskaj, Kalkbrænderihavnen Kent Barf Gørges Nærum Station, Nærum Allan Pearl Harbour Thisted Henrik Tree Prick Trepka Henrik Arne Allerød Station, Lillerød Henrik Jønsson Flemming Binau 67

71 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Klaus Testicle Bendiks Gefion Springvandet, Esplanaden, Østerbro Running Legs Stig ThirStig Boisen Vangede Station, Vangede Mette Hindenburg Christiansen John Sir John Rodney Flyvebådene, Havnegade, København Cogsy Pass Out Readdy John Merlin Simonsen 658A Midnight Run Kultorvet, København Mark Mark the Trail Delaney The Original Creative CH3 Gang Søren Charlie Brown Bruun Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted GM Emeritus Helle Rigid Tits Bruun Claus Mr. Invisible Eriksen Frederiksberg Runddel, Frederiksberg Have Majbritt Puffer Jørgensen Thomas Rubber Bitte Larsen Grøndalscenteret, Hvidkildevej, Bellahøj Søren Charlie Brown Bruun Skovlystvej / Ravnehusvej, Lille Hareskov Knud Smash em Madsen Jesper Butthead Krarup Allan No Name Struwe Møller Allerød Station, Lillerød Kim Dommer Lene Masochist Haakonsen Høje Tåstrup Station, Høje Tåstrup Ivan Ivan the Terrible Mortensen Helle Ajax Engelund Sorgenfri Station, Sorgenfri Henrik Abul Nidal Nielsen Bent Straight Olsen The Organising Committee for Run 666 Peter Party Prick Kragh Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Klaus Testicle Bendiks Charlotte Plastered Dønvang GM Emeritus Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Susanne Poodle Hayes Majbritt Puffer Jørgensen Mike Buzz Bee Balls Robin Lise Knickerless Iversen Dave Maid Marion Parks 68

72 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Mismanagement T-shirt Hare T-shirt 69

73 Run Correct Date Hares Venue th Run Anniversary Sankt Helene, Bygmarken 30, Tisvildeleje Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Dave Maid Marion Parks 666A Hangover Run Østerport Station, Østerbro Jannie Jannie the Nannie Petersen Hilly Mad Norwegian Mother le Fèvre Charlotte Plastered Dønvang GM Emeritus Helle Rigid Tits Bruun Michael Chimp Laub Dyssegård Station, Gentofte Jørgen Rock-your-Socks Rokkjær Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Anne Dorte Lützhøft Edward Prince Charming O Hara Kokkedal Slot, Kokkedal Allé, Kokkedal Pierre Couriol Competitive Run Grøndalscenteret, Hvidkildevej, Bellahøj John Merlin Simonsen Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Helge Fire Hose Lunau Hørsholm Kirke, Hørsholm James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Dave Maid Marion Parks Ellebjerg Station, Valby Charlotte Plastered Dønvang Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Holte Station, Geels Skov Jesper Butthead Krarup Boat rental, Frederiksdal Sonja Danish Blue Feldthaus Amager Strandvej / Italiensvej, Sundbyøster Jan Horny Henriksen Kalvebod Fælled, Finderupvej, Ørestad Syd Søren Mein Kamps Nysom Holte Station, Geels Skov Tom Man Called Horse Sørensen Vestamager Centeret, Ugandavej / Kongelundsvej, Tømmerup Astrid Legs Astride Nielsen Jægersborg Station, Jægersborg Dirk Bogey Baillie James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Frank Old Peculier Theakston Central Station, main entrance, København John Sir John Rodney Christmas Party Run Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Mads Viking Puker Knudsen 70

74 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Kildebakke Station, Søborg The 3 rd 2nd Class Christmas Run Nybrovej / Kongshvilevej, Lyngby Claes 2nd Class Heerup Klaus Testicle Bendiks Hauser Plads, København Statistics Runs in Publications Magazine Special Events in th Run of West Zealand Sorø Station, Sorø Hash House Harriers th Birthday Party, Mad Students Efterslægtens Gymnasium, Hyrdevangen 62, Utterslev st EuroHash Weekend Paris, France th Run Anniversary Party Sankt Helene, Bygmarken 30, Tisvildeleje 71

75 Special Events in th InterHash 92 Phuket, Thailand Christmas Party Ordrup Kro, Ordrupvej 114, Ordrup The Best and the Worst of 1992 Best Run Run Hangover Run Østerport Station, Østerbro Jannie Jannie the Nannie Petersen Hilly Mad Norwegian Mother le Fèvre Charlotte Plastered Dønvang GM Emeritus Helle Rigid Tits Bruun Shittiest Run Run Helge Fire Hose Lunau Hørsholm Kirke, Hørsholm James Woodstock the Festival McGowan 72

76 Committee, runs and events for 1993 The Committee Grand Master Jørgen Rock-your-Socks Rokkjær Master of Ceremonies Dave Maid Marion Parks January August Peter Party Prick Kragh August December Religious Advisor Hilly Mad Norwegian Mother le Fèvre Hash Cash Helge Fire Hose Lunau Hash Sec Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Hare Raiser Pernille Runaway Zeltner Rehash Raiser Finn Burning Bush Busk Jointee GM Emeritus Helle Rigid Tits Bruun Charlotte Plastered Dønvang January August Gaby Nose Pick Brosius August December Haberdash Mike Buzz Bee Balls Robin Amb-Hash-ador Susanne Poodle Hayes Hash Flash Astrid Legs Astride Nielsen Hash Horn Henrik Abul Nidal Nielsen Hash Music Christina Woodstock the Bird Kracht Beer Master James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Hash Aid Klaus Testicle Bendiks Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave The New Committee Hilly Mad Norwegian Mother le Fèvre Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Charlotte Lady Godiva Nørgaard Thomas Rubber Bitte Larsen Frederiksberg Bibliotek, Solbjergvej, Frederiksberg Henrik Dino Hummel Andersen Frederiksberg Runddel, Frederiksberg Have Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Helle Hot Lips V. Smith Brede Station, Brede Jørgen Rock-your-Socks Rokkjær Jens Madsen Vangede Station, Vangede Mads Viking Puker Knudsen Irene Schaeffer Lund Friheden Station, Hvidovre Lars Turkish Delight Mikkelsen Gentofte Station, Gentofte Jan Gobot Mortensen Holte Station, Geels Skov 692B nd Testicle s Birthday Run Brogårdsvej 21, Gentofte Klaus Testicle Bendiks Allan No Name Struwe Møller Øster Allé / Per Henrik Lings Allé, Østerbro Søren Snorter Møller-Olsen Gentofte Station, Gentofte Erik Pass Out Nymann Kettinge City Limit Claes 2nd Class Heerup Carsten Fich Ole Poulsen Emdrup Station, Emdrup 73

77 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Charlotte Plastered Dønvang Enghave Station, Vesterbro Dave Maid Marion Parks Ronnie Rehnstrøm Østerport Station, Østerbro Steen Skipper Rasmussen Zoo Car Park, Roskildevej, Frederiksberg Jørgen Rock-your-Socks Rokkjær Dirk Bogey Baillie Christian Escargot Retien Hareskovvej / Mosesvinget, Utterslev Mose Lise Knickerless Iversen Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Peter Party Prick Kragh Hellerup Station, Hellerup Palle Biggles Zych Vedbæk Station, Vedbæk Mette Skou Sorgenfri Station, Sorgenfri Pernille Liberty Steman Helsingør Station, Helsingør Frank Old Peculier Theakston Stig Christian Tweedle-dee Zinn Nørreport Station, København Jarl Christian Tweedle-dum Zinn Henrik Thuesen Peter Bangsvej Station, Frederiksberg Lise Octopussy Bonde Ordrup Station, Ordrup The Organising Committee for 2nd Inter Scandi Dave Maid Marion Parks Helge Fire Hose Lunau Jørgen Rock-your-Socks Rokkjær Charlotte Plastered Dønvang Christina Woodstock the Bird Kracht Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Klaus Testicle Bendiks Charlotte Lady Godiva Nørgaard Hilly Mad Norwegian Mother le Fèvre Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Susanne Poodle Hayes Claus Mr. Invisible Eriksen James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Søren Charlie Brown Bruun Kim Dommer Inter Scandi Midnight Run Sankt Helene, Bygmarken 30, Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Tisvildeleje Michael Chimp Laub Christina Woodstock the Bird Kracht Bo Bang Petersen 74

78 Run Correct Date Hares Venue nd Inter Scandi Big Bang Run Sankt Helene, Bygmarken 30, The long run: Tisvildeleje Knud Smash em Madsen Ivan Ivan the Terrible Mortensen Thomas Rubber Bitte Larsen Bo Bang Petersen The medium run: Kent Barf Gørges Mads Viking Puker Knudsen Claus Paralytic Terkildsen Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Lars Turkish Delight Mikkelsen 75

79 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Hangover Run Østerport Station, Østerbro Helle Ajax Engelund Asa Skatter Alfredsdottir Pernille Liberty Steman Astrid Legs Astride Nielsen Lise Knickerless Iversen Mette Skou Lene Jan Horny Henriksen Christianshavns Torv, Christianshavn Michael Chimp Laub Hellerup Station, Hellerup Pernille Runaway Zeltner Slangerupvej / Uggeløse Bygade, Uggeløse Skov Lise Octopussy Bonde Finn Burning Bush Busk Jægersborg Station, Jægersborg Dave Maid Marion Parks Roskilde Station, Roskilde Jannie Jannie the Nannie Petersen Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted GM Emeritus Helle Rigid Tits Bruun Hilly Mad Norwegian Mother le Fèvre Charlotte Plastered Dønvang Dave Maid Marion Parks Frederiksborgvej, 14.5 km, Bøndernes Hegn Ole Eighteen Holes Backe Nils The Wall Kirstein Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Asa Skatter Alfredsdottir Kongens Nytorv, København Peter Elephant Cook Munk Andersen Brøndby Strand Station, Brøndby Strand Hans Farewell Run for Plastered & Maid Marion Sankt Thomas Plads, Frederiksberg Allé, Charlotte Plastered Dønvang Frederiksberg Dave Maid Marion Parks Klaus Holse Andersen Kongevejen / Sandholmgårdsvej, Blovstrød Kim Dommer James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Farum Station, Farum Dirk Bogey Baillie Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Hørsholm Kongevej, 20 km, Rude Skov Charlotte Bøgh 76

80 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Patrick Plastic Paddy Sweeney Gentofte Station, Gentofte Paul SSS J. Mallon Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Old Peculier Theakston Birkerød Station, Birkerød Ole Eighteen Holes Backe Helge Fire Hose Lunau Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Michael Chimp Laub Hellerup Station, Hellerup Jan Gobot Mortensen Jan Gobot Mortensen Fuglevad Station, Sorgenfri Søren Kold Griffenfeldsgade / Vævergade, Nørrebro Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Husum Station, Husum Stig Christian Tweedle-dee Zinn Nytorv, København Henrik Abul Nidal Nielsen Frederiksberg Station, Frederiksberg Lars Turkish Delight Mikkelsen Gentofte Station, Gentofte Christmas Party Run Hellerup Station, Hellerup Susanne Poodle Hayes Patrick Plastic Paddy Sweeney Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Paul SSS J. Mallon Mike Buzz Bee Balls Robin Østerport Station, Østerbro Ole Eighteen Holes Backe Lene Wet Dream Østergaard The 4 th 2nd Class Christmas Run Nybrovej / Kongshvilevej, Lyngby Claes 2nd Class Heerup Statistics The Einar Holbøll Memorial Run no. 1 Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Runs in Publications Inter Scandi Hash 93 Special Events in Yearbook nd Inter Scandi Hash Tisvildeleje Bonn H 3 Run no 400 Bonn, Germany Picnic Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave x5 Relay, 4 th participation Fælledparken, Østerbro London Hash House Harriers Millennium Run London, Great Britain th Festival Hash, Aarhus Hash House Harriers Aarhus Aarhus Flower Power Weekend Christmas Party Ordrup Kro, Ordrupvej 114, Ordrup The Best and the Worst of 1993 Best Run Run Jannie Jannie the Nannie Petersen Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted GM Emeritus Helle Rigid Tits Bruun Hilly Mad Norwegian Mother le Fèvre Charlotte Plastered Dønvang Worst Run Run Henrik Abul Nidal Nielsen Frederiksberg Station, Frederiksberg 77

81 Committee, runs and events for 1994 The Committee Grand Master Master of Ceremonies Religious Advisor Hash Cash Hash Sec Hare Raiser Hash Sponsor Rehash Raiser Jointee Haberdash Amb-Hash-ador Hash Flash Hash Horn Hash Music Beer Master Jørgen Rock-your-Socks Rokkjær Peter Party Prick Kragh Dirk Bogey Baillie Helge Fire Hose Lunau Pamela Closet Screamer Sweeney Vi Moon Pie Mallon Lise Knickerless Iversen Klaus Testicle Bendiks Michael Chimp Laub Gaby Nose Pick Brosius Paul SSS J. Mallon Helle Hot Lips V. Smith Pernille Liberty Steman Ivan Ivan the Terrible Mortensen Ole Eighteen Holes Backe Lars Turkish Delight Mikkelsen January June Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave Helge Fire Hose Lunau Dirk Bogey Baillie Patrick Plastic Paddy Sweeney James Woodstock the Festival McGowan John Sir John Rodney Aarhus Plads, Østerbro Frank Old Peculier Theakston Michèle French Disconnection Pilverdier Holte Station, Geels Skov Dirk Bogey Baillie James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Patrick Plastic Paddy Sweeney Thomas Granberg Brøndby Stadion, Brøndbyvester Boulevard, Brøndby Henrik ComeBack Hansen Sonja Danish Blue Feldthaus Lundtoftevej / Svenskevej, Hjortekær Stig ThirStig Boisen Henrik ComeBack Hansen Hellerup Station, Hellerup Peter Elephant Cook Munk Andersen st Fastelavns Run Svanemøllen Station, Svanemøllen US Marines rd Testicle s Birthday Run Gentofte Station, Gentofte Christian Escargot Retien Henrik Abul Nidal Nielsen Eva Still Waiting Wennerholm Vedbæk Station, Vedbæk Michael Chimp Laub Lisbet Peeping Lis Eriksen Polster Asa Skatter Alfredsdottir Husum Station, Husum GM Emeritus Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz 78

82 Run Correct Date Hares Venue st Full Moon Run Down Stairs, Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Dirk Bogey Baillie Patrick Plastic Paddy Sweeney James Woodstock the Festival McGowan th Birthday Run Sankt Thomas Plads, Frederiksberg Allé, Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Frederiksberg Jan Gobot Mortensen Lyngby Lokal Station, Toftebæksvej, Lyngby Christina Woodstock the Bird Kracht Astrid Legs Astride Nielsen Østerport Station, Østerbro Dirk Bogey Baillie Jørgen Rock-your-Socks Rokkjær Høje Tåstrup Station, Høje Tåstrup Michael Chimp Laub Ordrup Station, Ordrup Finn Burning Bush Busk Jannie Jannie the Nannie Petersen Frederiksberg Runddel, Frederiksberg Have Helle Hot Lips V. Smith Lene Henrik ComeBack Hansen Gentofte Station, Gentofte Brent Testy-Osterone G. Mallon Pamela Closet Screamer Sweeney Vangede Station, Vangede Vi Moon Pie Mallon Michèle French Disconnection Pilverdier Mette Muddy Mistress Fjellerad Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Nicholas Hump the Foot Kristensen Murders & Victims Run Polititorvet, København Peter Party Prick Kragh Klaus Testicle Bendiks Anne Myhrman Emdrup Station, Emdrup Lise Octopussy Bonde Lene Wet Dream Østergaard Pernille Liberty Steman Espergærde Havn, Espergærde Barry Absent Friend Hollins Holiday Cottage Run Poppelhækken 4, Nordstranden, Nykøbing Sjælland Henrik ComeBack Hansen Hangover Holiday Cottage Run Poppelhækken 4, Nordstranden, Nykøbing Sjælland Ole Eighteen Holes Backe Frank Old Peculier Theakston Jarmers Plads, København John Sir John Rodney Søren Kold Computer City, Hovedvejen 11, Glostrup Christina Dung Heap Dønvang Østerport Station, Østerbro US Marines Svanemøllen Station, Svanemøllen Søren Charlie Brown Bruun Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Patrick Plastic Paddy Sweeney Hovmarksvej 22A, Charlottenlund Pamela Closet Screamer Sweeney Dirk Bogey Baillie Lone Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Schioldan Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Klaus Testicle Bendiks Hellerup Station, Hellerup Palle Biggles Zych Brøndbyøster Station, Brøndbyøster Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Østerport Station, Østerbro Jens Pitbull Galby Valby Station, Valby Mette Claes 2nd Class Heerup Skovlystvej / Ravnehusvej, Lille Hareskov 79

83 Run Correct Date Hares Venue The Organising Committee for Run 777 Pernille Liberty Steman Michael Chimp Laub Lene Wet Dream Østergaard Dirk Bogey Baillie Lars Turkish Delight Mikkelsen th Run Anniversary Akademisk Skytteforening, Høje Sandbjerg, Michael Chimp Laub Rude Skov Hangover Run Akademisk Skytteforening, Høje Michael Chimp Laub Sandbjerg, Rude Skov Helge Fire Hose Lunau Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Susanne Poodle Hayes Jarmers Plads, København 80

84 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Barry Absent Friend Hollins Allerød Station, Lillerød Pernille Liberty Steman Jocelyn Lady-Di-Gnasher Bidstrup Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Patrick Plastic Paddy Sweeney Kildeport Station, Kildeportvej, Dirk Bogey Baillie Grib Skov New logo on the newsletter Paul SSS J. Mallon Vedbæk Station, Vedbæk Lisbeth Lise Knickerless Iversen Jægersborg Station, Jægersborg Ulla Ever Pink Kirstein Kalvebod Fælled, Finderupvej, Ørestad Syd John Merlin Simonsen Hellerup Lystbådehavn, Hellerup st Scary Halloween Run Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn The Mallons John Sir John Rodney Christians Kirke, Strandgade, Christianshavn Jeanette Great Dane Schmidt Asa Skatter Alfredsdottir Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Prick H. C. Andersens Boulevard / Langebro, København Hare School Fredensborg Station, Fredensborg Hare School Frederiksberg Runddel, Frederiksberg Have Michael Chimp Laub Hellerup Station, Hellerup Christmas Party Run Svanemøllen Station, Svanemøllen Christian Escargot Retien Henrik Abul Nidal Nielsen The Einar Holbøll Memorial Run no. 2 Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Klaus Testicle Bendiks Statistics Runs in Special Events th InterHash 94 Rotorua, New Zealand Brussels Manneke Pis InterHash Brussels, Belgium th Birthday Party, The Gangster Birthday Party Studenternes Hus, Studiestræde, København 81

85 Special Events th Run of Istanbul Hash House Harriers Istanbul, Turkey Holiday Cottage Weekend Poppelhækken 4, Nordstranden, Nykøbing Sjælland th German Nash Hash Bonn, Germany rd EuroHash Mannheim, Germany Lêman Hash House Harriers Switzerland First Biking Hash th Run Anniversary Party Akademisk Skytteforening, Høje Sandbjerg, Rude Skov Jungle Fever Festival Aarhus 6 th Festival Hash, Aarhus Hash House Harriers Christmas Party Roklubben Skjold, Strandvænget, Svanemøllen The Best and the Worst of 1994 Best RA of the Year Dirk Bogey Baillie 82

86 Committee, runs and events for 1995 The Committee Grand Master Master of Ceremonies Religious Advisor Hash Cash Hash Sec Hare Raiser Jointee Haberdash Amb-Hash-ador Hash Sponsor Rehash Raiser Hash Flash Hash Horn Hash Music Peter Old Bailey Koefoed GM Emeritus Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz John Sir John Rodney Helge Fire Hose Lunau Ken Kenwood Hayes Lene Flashette Geltzer Jannie Jannie the Nannie Petersen Henrik ComeBack Hansen Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Klaus Testicle Bendiks Barry Absent Friend Hollins Mette Muddy Mistress Fjellerad Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Peter Elephant Cook Munk Andersen Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave The New Committee Stig Christian Tweedle-dee Zinn Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Patrick Plastic Paddy Sweeney Finn Fokkawoof Christensen Ordrup Station, Ordrup Henrik ComeBack Hansen The Organising Committee for Run 800 Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Klaus Testicle Bendiks Morten Café au Cock Carstensen 83

87 Run Correct Date Hares Venue th Run Anniversary Postkontoret, Trianglen, Østerbro Marcelle Swede Heart Lunau Helge Fire Hose Lunau Hangover Run Kultorvet, København Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Patrick Plastic Paddy Sweeney Ivan Ivan the Terrible Mortensen Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven Lene Masochist Haakonsen Svend Erik Dog n Cover Overgaard Ballerup Station, Ballerup Jan Gobot Mortensen Sorgenfri Station, Sorgenfri Palle Biggles Zych Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted nd Fastelavns Run Rødovre Centrum, Rødovre Parkvej, Rødovre Henrik ComeBack Hansen Brent Testy-Osterone G. Mallon Dirk Bogey Baillie Hellerup Station, Hellerup Patrick Plastic Paddy Sweeney th Birthday Run, Treasure Hunt Jarmers Plads, København James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Vivian Moo Moo Ruby Vanløse Station, Vanløse Pamela Closet Screamer Sweeney Bernstorffsvej Station, Hellerup Michèle French Disconnection Pilverdier Jocelyn Lady-Di-Gnasher Bidstrup Nørreport Station, København Vi Moon Pie Mallon Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Susanne Poodle Hayes Marcelle Swede Heart Lunau Barry Absent Friend Hollins Ørholm Station, Ørholm Peter Elephant Cook Munk Andersen Horsensgade, Østerbro Hans Christian Sexaphone Jørgensen Ivan Ivan the Terrible Mortensen Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Lene Masochist Haakonsen Thomas Rubber Bitte Larsen Kr. Zahrtmanns Plads, Frederiksberg Claus Mr. Invisible Eriksen Claes 2nd Class Heerup Skovlystvej / Ravnehusvej, Lille Hareskov 84

88 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Mette Muddy Mistress Fjellerad Dragør Stationsplads, Dragør Nicholas Hump the Foot Kristensen Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Holte Station, Geels Skov Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Jan Horny Henriksen Farum Station, Farum Champagne Brunch Run Staunings Plads, København Thorvalds friend Finn Burning Bush Busk Bagsværd Station, Bagsværd Neckties and Whistles Run Svanemøllen Station, Svanemøllen Derik Pedigree Chum Levasseur Patrick Grounded Flynn Mark Wayne Neckties and Whistles Sankt Hans Torv, Nørrebro John Sir John Rodney Jeanette Great Dane Schmidt Nicholas Hump the Foot Kristensen Christmas Møllers Plads, Amagerbro Tropical Run Brede Station, Brede GM Emeritus Jørgen Rock-your-Socks Rokkjær Mabel Spanish Fly Zarate Nadia Fernandez Ulrik Sheikh Dantzer Jacobsen Frank Old Peculier Theakston Ishøj Station, Ishøj Lise Public Hair Hjortborg Marcelle Swede Heart Andreasson Kokkedal Station, Kokkedal Helge Fire Hose Lunau Holiday Cottage Run Gammel Skovvej 7, Espergærde Dines Lumberjack Thue Poulsen Hangover Holiday Cottage Run Gammel Skovvej 7, Espergærde Dines Lumberjack Thue Poulsen Jannie Jannie the Nannie Petersen Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Michele Tadpole Enevoldsen Virum Station, Virum Jesper Butthead Krarup Palle Biggles Zych Rudegård Stadion, Rudersdal GM Emeritus Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Tersløsevej 12, Husum Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Slangerupvej, 24.5 km, Farum Lillevang Ulrik Pimpernel Falkenberg Lone Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Schioldan Christian Escargot Retien Enghave Station, Vesterbro Henrik Abul Nidal Nielsen Stig ThirStig Boisen James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Parking lot behind Rådvad Kro, Rådvad Ulrik Sheikh Dantzer Jacobsen Monty Python Run Brøndbyøster Station, Brøndbyøster Ken Kenwood Hayes Dorthe Einstein Larsen James Ogey-Bogey Williamson Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Edward Breathless Keeton Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Patrick Grounded Flynn Lisbet Peeping Lis Eriksen Vedbæk Station, Vedbæk Inge Blah Blah Suell Christina Mike Buzz Bee Balls Robin Birkerød Station, Birkerød Susanne Poodle Hayes 85

89 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Helsingør Station, Helsingør Marcelle Swede Heart Andreasson Hare School Holte Station, Geels Skov Edward Breathless Keeton Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn nd Scary Halloween Run Gentofte Station, Gentofte Jane Cinderella Engelund Palle Biggles Zych Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Allerød Station, Lillerød Palle Bodyguard Nielsen Mads Viking Puker Knudsen Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Hillerød Station, Hillerød Dirk Bogey Baillie Patrick Plastic Paddy Sweeney Blues Brothers Run Central Station, Track 10, Tietgensgade, København Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Ditte French Tickler Hasbeck Dave Carmen McKenzie Nørreport Station, København Dirk Bogey Baillie Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Patrick Plastic Paddy Sweeney Christmas Party Run Svanemøllen Station, Svanemøllen Preben Pedersen Poul Frank Poulsen Hangover Run Østerport Station, Østerbro Patrick Grounded Flynn The Einar Holbøll Memorial Run no. 3 Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Patrick Plastic Paddy Sweeney Statistics Runs in Publications Yearbook 1995 Special Events in th Run Anniversary Party Down Stairs, Charlottenlund Station th Birthday Party Jarmers Plads, København Treasure Hunt for all Pirates of the Baltic Sea rd Hash Ski Trip La Tzoumaz / Verbier, Switzerland 86

90 Special Events in Warsaw H th Run, Jail House Rock Trip Warsaw, Poland th Run of West London, Hash House Harriers London, England Holiday Cottage Weekend Gammel Skovvej 7, Espergærde rd Inter Scandi Stockholm, Sweden x5 Relay, 5 th participation Fælledparken, Østerbro th Festival Hash, Aarhus Hash House Harriers Aarhus Wild West Weekend Gribskovløbet Grib Skov Christmas Party, An Evening in America US Embassy, Dag Hammerskjölds Allé, Østerbro 87

91 The Best and the Worst of 1995 Best Run Run James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Parking lot behind Rådvad Kro, Rådvad Ulrik Sheikh Dantzer Jacobsen Funniest Run Run Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Hillerød Station, Hillerød Dirk Bogey Baillie Patrick Plastic Paddy Sweeney Hasher of the Year Most Runs Worst Dressed Hasher Drunk of the Year Show-off of the Year Hashshit of the Year Patrick Plastic Paddy Sweeney Marcia Marshy Mellow Parker 52 runs John Sir John Rodney Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Dorthe Einstein Larsen Ditte French Tickler Hasbeck John Sir John Rodney 88

92 Committee, runs and events for 1996 The Committee Grand Mistress Master of Ceremonies Religious Advisor Hash Cash Hash Sec Hare Raiser Jointee Haberdash Amb-Hash-ador Hash Sponsor Beer Organiser Jocelyn Lady-Di-Gnasher Bidstrup Frank Old Peculier Theakston Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Jan Horny Henriksen Lene Flashette Geltzer James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Ulrik Sheikh Dantzer Jacobsen Marcia Marshy Mellow Parker Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Claus Mr. Invisible Eriksen Patrick Grounded Flynn Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Finn Fokkawoof Christensen Nørrebro Station, Nørrebro Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Marcia Marshy Mellow Parker Trylleskoven, Karlslunde Strandvej, Karlslunde Henrik ComeBack Hansen James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Rudegård Stadion, Rudersdal Annette Bloody Mary Høegh Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Merete ReBelle Yell Olsen Palle Biggles Zych Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Dampfærgevej, Pakhus 16, Søndre Frihavn, Østerbro Lone Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Schioldan Jan Horny Henriksen Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn st Valentine Kissing run Hellerup Station, Hellerup Michèle French Disconnection Pilverdier Lise Public Hair Hjortborg rd Fastelavns Run Farum Station, Farum Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen 89

93 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Pam/Piwo 50/30 Birthday Run Fuglevad Station, Sorgenfri Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Pamela Closet Screamer Sweeney Patrick Grounded Flynn Svanemøllen Station, Svanemøllen Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Pernille Liberty Steman Snekkersten Station, Snekkersten th Birthday Run Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Palle Bodyguard Nielsen Annette Bloody Mary Høegh Hangover Run Kongens Nytorv, København Peter Elephant Cook Munk Andersen Jane Cinderella Engelund Jægersborg Allé / Ermelundsvej, Jægersborg Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Michele Tadpole Enevoldsen Sorgenfri Station, Sorgenfri Jesper Butthead Krarup Marcia Marshy Mellow Parker Værløse Station, Værløse James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Frederiksborgvej, 17 km, Nørre Skov Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen James Ogey-Bogey Williamson Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Dirk Bogey Baillie Allerød Station, Lillerød Edward Breathless Keeton Bernstorffsvej Station, Hellerup Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen Frederiksberg Station, Frederiksberg Jesper Butthead Krarup Stig ThirStig Boisen Vangede Station, Vangede Palle Biggles Zych Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Frederiksberg Runddel, Frederiksberg Have, Frederiksberg Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Ellebjerg Station, Valby Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Grønningen 7, Østerbro Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Sorgenfri Station, Sorgenfri Kenneth Compass Needle Petersen 90

94 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Joint run with Lyngby Hash House Harriers Lyngby Station, Lyngby Palle Biggles Zych Midnight Run Charlottenlund Traverbane, Traverbanevej, Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Charlottenlund Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen Logo and ½ litre mug for run 888 The Organising Committee for Run 888 GM Emeritus Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Klaus Testicle Bendiks Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Henrik ComeBack Hansen Marcia Marshy Mellow Parker Claus Mr. Invisible Eriksen Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Dave Carmen McKenzie 91

95 Run Correct Date Hares Venue th Run Anniversary Kagerup Station, Grib Skov Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Dorthe Einstein Larsen Ditte French Tickler Hasbeck Ulrik Sheikh Dantzer Jacobsen Dave Carmen McKenzie Hangover Run Central Station, København Barry Absent Friend Hollins Annette Bloody Mary Høegh Merete ReBelle Yell Olsen Nivå Station, Nivå Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen 92

96 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Michele Tadpole Enevoldsen Hjortholm, Furesøen, Frederiksdal Jesper Butthead Krarup Ken Kenwood Hayes Birkerød Station, Birkerød Dorthe Einstein Larsen Østerport Station, Østerbro Ditte French Tickler Hasbeck Marcia Marshy Mellow Parker Bundsvej / Christianshøjvej, Kirke Værløse Henrik ComeBack Hansen Jaap The Dutch Dildo de Ridder Hellerup Station, Hellerup GM Emeritus Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Husum Station, Husum Dorthe Einstein Larsen Ørholm Station, Ørholm Claus Mr. Invisible Eriksen Palle Biggles Zych Vedbæk Station, Vedbæk Helge Fire Hose Lunau Søllerød Rådhus, Øverødvej, Holte Marcelle Swede Heart Lunau Run 900 metal badge with multiple colours th Run Anniversary Gammel Skovvej 7, Espergærde Dines Lumberjack Thue Poulsen Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman 900B Hangover Run Gammel Skovvej 7, Espergærde Dines Lumberjack Thue Poulsen Palle Biggles Zych Michele Tadpole Enevoldsen Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven Jesper Butthead Krarup Dave Carmen McKenzie Kultorvet, København Jocelyn Lady-Di-Gnasher Bidstrup Klaus Testicle Bendiks Car Park at 843, Strandvejen, Springforbi Allan No Name Struwe Møller Nærum Station, Nærum Sigridur Miss Piggie Sveindottir Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Holte Station, Geels Skov James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Kildeport Station, Kildeportvej, Grib Skov Ulrik Sheikh Dantzer Jacobsen Kokkedal Station, Kokkedal Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Brede Station, Brede Jan Gobot Mortensen Jane Cinderella Engelund Gentofte Station, Gentofte Troy Handjob Fitrell Holte Station, Geels Skov Morten Pretty Boy Bromose rd Scary Halloween Run TV-Byen, Mørkhøj Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen 93

97 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Henrik Abul Nidal Nielsen Vangede Station, Vangede Christian Escargot Retien Claus Mr. Invisible Eriksen Brede Station, Brede Søren Charlie Brown Bruun Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Jane Cinderella Engelund Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Jan Pretender Vinther Brøndbyøster Station, Brøndbyøster Ulrik Hog Head Mak Christmas Party Run Grøndalscenteret, Hvidkildevej, Bellahøj Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen Morten Pretty Boy Bromose The 5 th 2nd Class Christmas Run Nybrovej / Kongshvilevej, Lyngby Claes 2nd Class Heerup Jesper Prince Light Oddershede The Einar Holbøll Memorial Run no. 4 Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Woven badge. Statistics Runs in Publications 1996 Yearbook Special Events in th Hash Ski Trip Monte Rosa, Gressoney, Italy th Birthday Party, Party at Nottingham Castle Studenternes Hus, Studiestræde, København 94

98 Special Events in th InterHash 96 Cyprus th Run Anniversary Party Charlottenlund Traverbane, Traverbanevej, Charlottenlund th Run Anniversary and Gammel Skovvej 7, Espergærde Holiday Cottage Weekend x5 Relay, 6 th participation Fælledparken, Østerbro Gribskovløbet Grib Skov Christmas Party, Christmas in Mexico Thorsgade 67, Nørrebro 95

99 The Best and the Worst of 1996 Best Run Run th Run Anniversary Kagerup Station, Grib Skov Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Dorthe Einstein Larsen Ditte French Tickler Hasbeck Ulrik Sheikh Dantzer Jacobsen Dave Carmen McKenzie Worst Run Run Dorthe Einstein Larsen Østerport Station, Østerbro Ditte French Tickler Hasbeck Hasher of the Year Most Runs Worst Dressed Hasher Drunk of the Year Hashshit of the Year Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Henrik ComeBack Hansen 60 runs Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen 60 runs John Sir John Rodney Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Mike Buzz Bee Balls Robin 96

100 Committee, runs and events for 1997 The Committee Grand Master Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Master of Ceremonies Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Religious Advisor Merete ReBelle Yell Olsen Hash Cash GM Emeritus Helle Rigid Tits Bruun Hash Sec Dirk Bogey Baillie Hare Raiser Dorthe Einstein Larsen Jointee Jan Pretender Vinther Haberdash Jan Pop Eye Stærk Amb-Hash-ador Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Hash Sponsor Lene Masochist Haakonsen Rehash Raiser Mabel Spanish Fly Zarate Hash Flash Mabel Spanish Fly Zarate Hash Baby Phillip Hayes January March Casper Heerup March September Nathalie Björk Asadottir October December Hash Hound Børste Bendiks January September Chica Hotdog Overgaard October December Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Jan Pop Eye Stærk Finn Fokkawoof Christensen The Old Dry Dock, Holmen Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Sonja Danish Blue Feldthaus Gentofte Station, Gentofte Lars Turkish Delight Mikkelsen Red Dress Run Axeltorv, København Norm Cumin Mutha Weathley Leslie On-All-Fours Jordan Dines Lumberjack Thue Poulsen Hillerød Station, Hillerød Finn Burning Bush Busk Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Ravnholm Station, Ravnholm Norm Cumin Mutha Weathley th Fastelavns Run Hellerup Station, Hellerup Dirk Bogey Baillie Susan Queen of Denmark Elleholm nd Valentines Day Run Hjertensfrydsgade / Kronprinsessegade, Østerbro Michèle French Disconnection Pilverdier Lise Public Hair Hjortborg Jan Pop Eye Stærk Jan Horny Henriksen Nærum Station, Nærum Nicholas Hump the Foot Kristensen Christmas Møllers Plads, Amagerbro Mette Muddy Mistress Fjellerad Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Jernbanegade / Lyngby Hovedgade, Lyngby 97

101 Run Correct Date Hares Venue th Birthday Run Studenternes Hus, Studiestræde, København Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Ulrik Pimpernel Falkenberg Claus Oeuf Jacobsen Gunnar Nu Hansens Plads, Østerbro Lise Octopussy Bonde James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Kildeportvej / Odderdamsvej, Grib Skov Jesper Prince Light Oddershede Henrik Abul Nidal Nielsen Valby Station, Valby Christian Escargot Retien Paul Erik The Doctor Andersen Hillerød Station, Hillerød Ken Jørgensen GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Femvejen, Bernstorff Parken Queen Elizabeth Birthday Run British Embassy, Kastelsvej, Østerbro John Sir John Rodney Sarah Long John Heaslip Most Boring Run of the Year Nordre Kirkegårds Krematorium, Gammel Landevej, Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Glostrup Denmark s Liberation Day Run Østerport Station, Østerbro Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Ole Say no more Damgård Åmarken Station, Hvidovre Champagne Brunch Run Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Ditte French Tickler Hasbeck Dorthe Einstein Larsen Birgitte JanOhMania Bak Edward Prince Charming O Hara Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Lone Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Schioldan Frederiksberg Runddel, Frederiksberg Have Christina Dung Heap Dønvang Israels Plads, Nørreport Henrik ComeBack Hansen Hare School Hørsholm Kongevej, 19 km, Rude Skov Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Vivian Moo Moo Ruby Lotte TITS Я US Knudsen Ken Jørgensen st Sankt Hans Barbecue Run Holmevej 34, Virum Michele Tadpole Enevoldsen Jesper Butthead Krarup Ivan Ivan the Terrible Mortensen Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Jeanette Great Dane Rodney Nørreport Station, København John Sir John Rodney Jelena Zippo Busk Kokkedal Station, Kokkedal Finn Burning Bush Busk Dines Lumberjack Thue Poulsen Henrik ComeBack Hansen Brøndbyøster Station, Brøndbyøster Pernille Whisper Zych Albertslund Station, Albertslund Palle Biggles Zych Gitte Lightning Lilly Brandtvig Gammel Skovvej 7, Espergærde Ulrik Sheikh Dantzer Jacobsen Klaus Testicle Bendiks Brogårdsvej 21, Gentofte Børste Ken Kenwood Hayes Birkerød Station, Birkerød Annette Bloody Mary Høegh Allan No Name Struwe Møller Nærum Station, Nærum Sigrun Icebreaker Halldorsdottir Egill Arnarsson Michele Tadpole Enevoldsen Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven Jesper Butthead Krarup 98

102 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Roskilde Natten 1997, The 999 Years Anniversary of Roskilde Dorthe Einstein Larsen Roskilde Station, Roskilde Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Ulrik Pimpernel Falkenberg Ole Rusty Dick Rosted Vestskovvej / Herstedvestervej, Herstedvester Annette Southern Comfort Joseph Rosted GM Emeritus Jocelyn Lady-Di-Gnasher McKenzie Emdrup Station, Emdrup Dave Carmen McKenzie Blind Run Hellerup Station, Hellerup Jesper Butthead Krarup Peter Party Prick Kragh Jan Pop Eye Stærk Svanemøllehavnen, Svanemøllen Lise Public Hair Hjortborg Dave Carmen McKenzie Lars Turkish Delight Mikkelsen Jeanette Great Dane Rodney Sankt Hans Torv, Nørrebro John Sir John Rodney Ulla Ever Pink Kirstein Husum Station, Husum Frank Old Peculier Theakston Jane Cinderella Engelund Kildebakke Station, Søborg Ole M. Pedersen Jan Horny Henriksen Strandlinien, Dragør Havn, Dragør Marianna Hot Pants Fridjonsdottir Jørn Wimpy Olesen Claus Mr. Invisible Eriksen At the end of Baunedammen, Brøndbyøster Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Jimmy Blabbermouth Kolker Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Suella Dresser Pipal Stig ThirStig Boisen Ann Hirst Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Ishøj Station, Ishøj Ulrik Hog Head Mak Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Christianshøjvej / Rævemosevej, Ganløse Orned Jerry Pisspot Shapley Hellerup Station, Hellerup Dennis Dennis the Mennis Shapley Roger Holtum Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Holte Station, Geels Skov Christmas Party Run Roklubben Skjold, Strandvænget, Svanemøllen Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Hangover Run Sankt Kjelds Plads, Østerbro Lise Octopussy Bonde Claus Oeuf Jacobsen 99

103 Run Correct Date Hares Venue The 6 th 2nd Class Christmas Run Nybrovej / Kongshvilevej, Lyngby Claes 2nd Class Heerup Allan Pearl Harbour Thisted The Einar Holbøll Memorial Run no. 5 Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Dirk Bogey Baillie Statistics Runs in Publications The Glorious History of Copenhagen Hash House Harriers, 1 st Edition Special Events in th Birthday Party, Pimps and Harlots Christians Landkøkken, Nørregade 7C København th Hash Ski Trip Finkenberg, Austria In-door go-cart Tempovej 35, Ballerup th EuroHash Brussels, Belgium th Festival Hash, Aarhus Hash House Harriers Aarhus Festival Weekend x5 Relay, 7 th participation Fælledparken, Østerbro Gribskovløbet Grib Skov Christmas Party Roklubben Skjold, Strandvænget, Svanemøllen The Best and the Worst of 1997 Hasher of the Year and most runs Stig ThirStig Boisen 48 runs As many Hashers have been very helpful and full of initiative for the common good, it was hard finding just one to honour this prestigious award. Thus something else had to be taken into account, and as ThirStig has been the most regular runner during the year he got the price and the golden shoe. Harriett of the Year Jesper Butthead Krarup Being afraid of somebody steeling his wife, Butthead ordered Tadpole to take of her gorgeous harlot dress for the CH 3 birthday party, and put on his boring (and authentic) pimp dress instead. Driven by jealousy Butthead had not recognized what he had created until al the boys at the party started hitting on him instead of his wife, as he was afraid of. Not knowing what he was doing Butthead had created the most sought after beautiful girl at the party. For this he was awarded a pair of red-laced knickers. 100

104 Best Run of the Year Run Jeanette Great Dane Rodney Nørreport Station, København John Sir John Rodney For taking us all out in the channels of Copenhagen. As usual the prize was a golden worn out running shoe. The run was typical for a run in the centre of Copenhagen, taking us by much of all the tourist stuff we all need to see once in a while. What really hit the spot on this run was the red wine drink stop onboard a channel boat taking us from Nyhavn to Christianshavn. Best Super Natural Run Run Ivan Ivan the Terrible Mortensen Hareskov Station, Hareskovby In one of the best summers in common memory, in the hottest, most sunny part of the summer a lot of Hashers headed towards Hareskov Station, expecting a perfect run in the scenic woods. And what happens The hare gave the pack a most memorable experience. Never before had the pack been presented to such an extreme weather, making most of Hareskov and surroundings looking like a scene in a tropical hurricane. The rain was almost massive, thunder and lightning, and trees fell to the ground around the pack. Ivan the Terrible was awarded with Tor s golden hammer. (Tor is the old Nordic god who by means of his hammer created thunder and lightning). With the award followed the responsibility to carry the hammer on all future runs until a similar weather occurred and then throw the hammer back to Tor. Most Boring Run Run GM Emeritus Jocelyn Lady-Di-Gnasher McKenzie Emdrup Station, Emdrup Dave Carmen McKenzie For setting the run on a bicycle around the lake of Utterslev Mose No award deserved. Worst Dressed Flemming Viking Bengtsson For the dress at run no 961, had a black plastic bag, which Bogey envied him a lot (Bogey s favourite costume!) Viking achieved this award for often just showing up at a run dressed in his paint-stained working clothes, and then just turning his shirt inside out?!? Looks like Haberdash has a dedicated job in fixing up Viking with proper hash clothes. Drunk of the Year Christina Woodstock the Bird Kracht In hard competition with Codpiece Woodstock the Bird several times during the year proved that you could be so drunk that you are not able to find the right direction home. At one occasion Codpiece had to do a body search of Woodstock the Bird to help her to find the keys she was holding in her hands! At another occasion she got so drunk that she fell of her bike several times on her way home. With the price Woodstock the Bird got a packet of grease and some plastic gloves, to ease upcoming body searches. Hashshit of the Year Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Thunderpiss made special preparation for run no 937, for which he tried to coup the title for the most boring run of the year. Setting the run in one of the most boring parts of Copenhagen, announcing it as the most boring run of the year, doing a perfect square run with no checkmarks at all and providing a lot of rain. But did not take into consideration, that we on the very same run were celebrating the wedding of Jelena Jevsikova (later known as Zippo) and Burning Bush. Nice try but noooo, Thunderpiss, it takes talent to do the most boring run of the year. 101

105 Committee, runs and events for 1998 The Committee Grand Mistress Sonja Danish Blue Feldthaus Master of Ceremonies Peter Party Prick Kragh Religious Advisor Jesper Butthead Krarup Hash Cash Dave Carmen McKenzie Hash Sec Susan Queen of Denmark Elleholm Jane Cinderella Engelund May December Hare Raiser John Sir John Rodney Jointee Christina Dung Heap Dønvang Haberdash Marianna Hot Pants Fridjonsdottir Assistant Haberdash Palle Biggles Zych August December Amb-Hash-ador Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Hash Sponsor Stig ThirStig Boisen Rehash Raiser Jane Cinderella Engelund Hash Flash Jane Cinderella Engelund Hash Music Claus Oeuf Jacobsen Hash Horn Jerry Pisspot Shapley Hash Baby Nathalie Björk Asadottir January June Simon Frederik Elleholm Oddershede July December Hash Hound Viggo Idefix Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave John Sir John Rodney Jane Cinderella Engelund Marianna Hot Pants Fridjonsdottir Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Gentofte Station, Gentofte Lars Turkish Delight Mikkelsen Finn Fokkawoof Christensen Allerød Station, Lillerød Edward Prince Charming O Hara Kokkedal Station, Kokkedal Missing Link Run National Museet, Ny Vestergade, København Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Dorrit Sixtywine Ibsen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Ravnholm Station, Ravnholm Annette Bloody Mary Høegh Dirk Bogey Baillie Palle Biggles Zych Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted rd Valentines Day Run Hellerup Station, Hellerup Lise Public Hair Hjortborg Jan Pop Eye Stærk Jerry Pisspot Shapley Dennis Dennis the Mennis Shapley Suella Dresser Pipal th Fastelavns Run Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven Ivan Ivan the Terrible Mortensen Lene Masochist Haakonsen 102

106 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Claudia Hartmann Pilekæret 19, Holte Merete ReBelle Yell Olsen Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Family Run Nærum Station, Nærum Susan Queen of Denmark Elleholm Jesper Prince Light Oddershede th Birthday Run Vangede Station, Vangede Stig ThirStig Boisen Ulrik Sheikh Dantzer Jacobsen Kokkedal Station, Kokkedal Gitte Lightning Lilly Brandtvig Henrik Abul Nidal Nielsen Enghave Station, Vesterbro Christian Escargot Retien Lone Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Schioldan Frederiksberg Runddel, Frederiksberg Have, Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Frederiksberg Family Run Café Jorden Rundt, Kystvejen / Strandvejen, Jerry Pisspot Shapley Charlottenlund Dennis Dennis the Mennis Shapley Vivian Moo Moo Ruby Husum Station, Husum Henrik ComeBack Hansen Brøndbyøster Station, Brøndbyøster Hilde Bestiality Christensen Sigrun Icebreaker Halldorsdottir Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Jørn Wimpy Olesen Family Run Ølby Station, Køge Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Rasmus BumBurst Bromose Pedersen Ole Say no more Damgård Åmarken Station, Hvidovre Mabel Spanish Fly Zarate Jan Pretender Vinther Pernille Liberty Steman Helsingør Station, Helsingør Hans Hanssome Virgin Olesen Birgitte JanOhMania Bak Femvejen, Bernstorff Parken Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Family Run Christianehøj 129, Søborg Jane Cinderella Engelund Logo for run 1000 The Organising Committee for Run 1000 Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Palle Biggles Zych GM Emeritus Jocelyn Lady-Di-Gnasher McKenzie Ole Rusty Dick Rosted Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Claus Oeuf Jacobsen Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen 103

107 Run Correct Date Hares Venue The fronts of the T-shirts of the 4 members of the Organising Central Committee. Back of the Organising Central Committee T-shirt. T-shirt for the Organising Subcommittee members. 104

108 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Midnight Run Colleruphus Scout Camp, Sandbjerg Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Sidsel MissCalculator Kai-Sørensen Palle Biggles Zych Jesper Butthead Krarup 105

109 Run Correct Date Hares Venue th Run Anniversary Colleruphus Scout Camp, Sandbjerg The long run: GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Ole Say no more Damgård Henrik ComeBack Hansen Dines Lumberjack Thue Poulsen The short run: Jan Pretender Vinther Lise Octopussy Bonde Michèle French Disconnection Pilverdier Jesper Prince Light Oddershede Colleruphus Scout Camp, Sandbjerg 106

110 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Beer sponsors badge Hangover Run From Østerport Station to Gefion Springvandet, Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Esplanaden, Østerbro Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Klaus Testicle Bendiks Gentofte Station, Gentofte Børste Allan No Name Struwe Møller Nærum Station, Nærum nd Sankt Hans Barbecue Run Holmevej 34, Virum Birgitte JanOhMania Bak Jesper Butthead Krarup Michele Tadpole Enevoldsen Holiday Cottage Run Gammel Skovvej 7, Espergærde Dines Lumberjack Thue Poulsen Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Hangover Holiday Cottage Run Gammel Skovvej 7, Espergærde Jerry Pisspot Shapley Vikingtaffel Hash Frederikssund Station, Frederikssund Stig ThirStig Boisen Family Run Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Søren Charlie Brown Bruun Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Henrik ComeBack Hansen 107

111 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Beach Party Run Vallensbæk Station, Vallensbæk Strand Pernille Whisper Zych Pia KnockOut Olsson Palle Biggles Zych Jan Horny Henriksen Holte Station, Geels Skov Claus Mr. Invisible Eriksen Jan Pretender Vinther Åmarken Station, Hvidovre Ole Say no more Damgård Family Run Vestskovvej / Herstedvestervej, Herstedøster Annette Southern Comfort Joseph Rosted Ole Rusty Dick Rosted Thomas Rosted Simon Rosted Champagne Brunch Run Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Ditte French Tickler Hasbeck Dorthe Einstein Larsen Ken Kenwood Hayes Birkerød Station, Birkerød Annette Bloody Mary Høegh Claus Mr. Invisible Eriksen Rudegård Stadion, Rudersdal Christina Woodstock the Bird Kracht Dirk Bogey Baillie Gefion Springvandet, Esplanaden, Østerbro John Sir John Rodney Roskilde Natten 1998, The 1000 Years Anniversary of Roskilde Dorthe Einstein Larsen Roskilde Station, Roskilde Dorrit Sixtywine Ibsen Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Family Run Strandvejen 190, Charlottenlund Jimmy Blabbermouth Kolker Annette Southern Comfort Joseph Rosted John Sir John Rodney Finn Burning Bush Busk Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven Jelena Zippo Busk Lise Octopussy Bonde Gunnar Nu Hansens Plads, Østerbro Claus Oeuf Jacobsen Lise Public Hair Hjortborg Jægersborg Station, Jægersborg Jan Pop Eye Stærk Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Humlebæk Station, Humlebæk Ulla Ever Pink Kirstein Christmas Møllers Plads, Amagerbro Frank Old Peculier Theakston Cinderella and Whispers Birthdays Christianehøj 129, Søborg Jane Cinderella Engelund Lotte TITS Я US Knudsen Pernille Whisper Zych Ulrik Hog Head Mak Nørrebro Station, Nørrebro 108

112 Run Correct Date Hares Venue th Scary Halloween Run Dines Lumberjack Thue Poulsen Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen Gentofte Station, Gentofte Finn Burning Bush Busk Frederiksberg Station, Frederiksberg Jelena Zippo Busk Christina Dung Heap Dønvang Israels Plads, Nørreport Dirk Bogey Baillie Henrik ComeBack Hansen Amager Centeret, Christianshavn, Amager Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Nivå Station, Nivå Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Sankt Hans Torv, Nørrebro Christmas Party Run Roklubben Skjold, Strandvænget, Svanemøllen Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Hangover Run Sankt Kjelds Plads, Østerbro Lise Octopussy Bonde Claus Oeuf Jacobsen The 7 th 2nd Class Christmas Run Nybrovej / Kongshvilevej, Lyngby Claes 2nd Class Heerup Allan Pearl Harbour Thisted The Einar Holbøll Memorial Run no. 6 Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Dirk Bogey Baillie James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Statistics Runs in Publications The Glorious History of Copenhagen Hash House Harriers, 2 nd Edition One Thousand, The most proper and official event magazine Special Events in Songbook Yearbook 1998 Two versions of the white T-shirt st Belgian Nash Hash Brussels, Belgium 109

113 Special Events in th Birthday Party, The Arabian 1001 Nights Christians Landkøkken, Nørregade 7C, København th Hash Ski Trip Finkenberg, Austria th Run Anniversary Party Colleruphus, Høje Sandbjerg x5 Relay, 8 th participation Fælledparken, Østerbro th InterHash 98 Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Gribskovløbet Grib Skov Christmas Party Roklubben Skjold, Strandvænget, Svanemøllen The Best and the Worst of 1998 Hasher of the Year Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen For his never ending enthusiasm and good work on keeping us updated and up-to-date on the Internet! Thank you Codpiece, keep up the good work! Best Run of the Year Run Family Run Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Søren Charlie Brown Bruun Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Henrik ComeBack Hansen This fine award was given to Charlie Brown and his two co-hares; Sea-Xplanation and ComeBack for a fine run this summer concluded with a very nice barbeque and beer in Charlie Brown s garden. Thanks for an excellent run keep up your training! Worst Run of the Year Run Vikingtaffel Hash Frederikssund Station, Frederikssund Stig ThirStig Boisen ThirStig was awarded this fine title right from the front of Thunderpiss, who has been contesting to win it for years now. ThirStig got the honour because of his Viking run in Frederikssund this summer. It was supposed to be sooooo goooooood. Viking-play, Viking-barbeque and Viking revue afterwards. But, only few Hashers were informed to bad communication, and of the few, who had paid, some decided to stay home anyway and watch football! Imagine! Keep up the hard work, ThirStig, it s gotta pay off sometime! Drunk of the Year Marianne Small Pleasures Schmidt Small Pleasure was given this award for the funniest prank ever pulled on a Hasher! She was so drunk that she went down on stage at the 1000 celebration took the microphone and told the world (and Codpiece) that she was pregnant! Thank you for a good laugh, you should get a seat in the committee in the practical jokes department! 110

114 The Best and the Worst of 1998 Lost Hare of the Year Christina Woodstock the Bird Kracht Woodstock the Bird was dumb enough to lay a run together with Mr. Invisible in the environs of his new home. However, Mr. Invisible of course couldn t find his way, and neither could Woodstock the Bird. The whole pack got lost. But Woodstock the Bird got the award because she was also dumb enough to show up at the Christmas party knowing that Mr. Invisible wouldn t be able to find his way! Way to go, Woodstock the Bird! Keep the pack on right path! Hashshit of the Year Jørn Wimpy Olesen It is no crime to be baptized. But to keep ones name secret for years, just to get baptized again that s a crime! However, Wimpy was awarded hash shit for forgetting to clean up after himself, after he was baptized with 20 kilo s of flour by 5 different RA s. Hope you won t forget this one! EU Flour Reserves can t hold out to the like of Wimpy! The Scrooge Award Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum As usual the club started the year broke, had no control on anything and would have gone out of 1998 broke, if it had not been for one event, and the man who controlled the finance hereof. The 1000 run event ended with a five-figure surplus. Not only had this incarnation of all Scotsmen been able to make Hashers pay for there own beer, but also he had made them pay extra for the beers!! His reincarnation of Scrooge was confirmed when he refused to hand over the money to the committee to spend on the clubs pleasures and instead placed the money on interest at a special fund for upcoming events. The Scrooge award for 1998 went ever so well deserved to Mr. Wash n Grow. Most runs of the year Jerry Pisspot Shapley 48 runs 111

115 Committee, runs and events for 1999 The Committee Grand Master Master of Ceremonies Religious Advisor Hash Cash Hash Sec Hare Raiser Jointee Haberdash Amb-Hash-ador Hash Sponsor Rehash Raiser Hash Flash Beer Organiser Claes 2nd Class Heerup Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen Ditte French Tickler Hasbeck Allan No Name Struwe Møller Jane Cinderella Engelund Birgitte JanOhMania Bak Jelena Zippo Busk Palle Biggles Zych Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Ken Kenwood Hayes Jelena Zippo Busk Jane Cinderella Engelund Ole Rusty Dick Rosted Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen The First Hangover Run of 1999 Østerport Station, Østerbro Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Dirk Bogey Baillie GM Emeritus Jocelyn Lady-Di-Gnasher McKenzie Fiolstræde 7, København Dave Carmen McKenzie Commemoration Run of the First Anniversary of Tim Magic Hughes Death Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen Frederiksberg Runddel, Frederiksberg Have, Frederiksberg Hugues le Bourlay Fortunen, Ermelundsvej, Jægersborg Dyrehave Rita MeterMaid Andersen Klaus Testicle Bendiks Henrik ComeBack Hansen Strandlinien, Dragør Havn, Dragør st G Memorial Run St. Alban Church, Esplanaden, Østerbro Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen th Fastelavns and 4 th Valentines Day Run Hellerup Station, Hellerup Lise Public Hair Hjortborg Michèle French Disconnection Pilverdier th Testicle Birthday Run Brogårdsvej 21, Gentofte Klaus Testicle Bendiks Lise Knickerless Iversen Børste Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Målev Station, Målev Annette Southern Comfort Joseph Rosted Vestskovvej / Herstedvestervej, Herstedøster Ole Rusty Dick Rosted Simon Rosted Annette Bloody Mary Høegh Christianshavns Torv, Christianshavn Jørn Wimpy Olesen 112

116 Run Correct Date Hares Venue th Birthday Run Thorsgade 67, Nørrebro Susan Queen of Denmark Elleholm Jesper Prince Light Oddershede Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Ole Say no more Damgård Brøndbyøster Kirke, Brøndbyøster Mabel Spanish Fly Zarate James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Allerød Station, Lillerød Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Dorrit Sixtywine Ibsen Lise Octopussy Bonde Sankt Kjelds Plads, Østerbro GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Claus Oeuf Jacobsen Ditte French Tickler Hasbeck Dirk Bogey Baillie Bella Center, Ørestad City Jerry Pisspot Shapley Ryparken Station, Østerbro Dennis Dennis the Mennis Shapley Palle Biggles Zych Nivå Station, Nivå GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg The Norwegian National Day Ørholm Station, Ørholm Jelena Zippo Busk Finn Burning Bush Busk Farewell Party Run Strandvejen 190, Charlottenlund Jimmy Blabbermouth Kolker Birgitte JanOhMania Bak Parking lot behind Rådvad Kro, Rådvad Ditte French Tickler Hasbeck Sweden s National day Helsingør Station, Helsingør Ann Wahini Lundén Christoffer Kumora (Sweet Potato) Lundén Robin Lundén Allan No Name Struwe Møller Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Sigridur Miss Piggie Sveindottir Birgitte JanOhMania Bak Femvejen, Bernstorff Parken Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Palle Biggles Zych Humlebæk Station, Humlebæk rd Sankt Hans Barbecue Run Holmevej 34, Virum Jesper Butthead Krarup Michele Tadpole Enevoldsen Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen Nærum Station, Nærum Gaby Nose Pick Brosius John Sir John Rodney Sankt Hans Torv, Nørrebro Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Ejby Torv, Ejby pr. Glostrup Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Silkeborg Plads, Østerbro Claus Mr. Invisible Eriksen Borgmester Schneiders Vej, Øverød Jan Pop Eye Stærk Ganløse Hytten, Skovvangs Allé, Nyvang Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Farumvej / Kalkværksvej, Ganløse Orned Lotte TITS Я US Knudsen Birgitte JanOhMania Bak Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Ditte French Tickler Hasbeck Jane Cinderella Engelund Christianehøj 129, Søborg Palle Biggles Zych Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Klaus First Choice Kaarsberg Ken Kenwood Hayes Birkerød Station, Birkerød Charlotte Plastered Dønvang James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Parking lot behind Rådvad Kro, Rådvad 113

117 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Henrik Abul Nidal Nielsen Sjælør Station, Valby Christian Escargot Retien Ivan Ivan the Terrible Mortensen Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven Lene Masochist Haakonsen Jan Pop Eye Stærk Hellerup Station, Hellerup Lars Peter Larsen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Rudegård Stadion, Rudersdal Marianne Small Pleasures Schmidth Ole Rusty Dick Rosted Vestskovvej / Herstedvestervej, Herstedvester Annette Southern Comfort Joseph Rosted GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Gentofte Station, Gentofte Henrik Petersen Cinderella and Whispers Birthdays Christianehøj 129, Søborg Jane Cinderella Engelund Palle Biggles Zych Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Lyngby Station, Lyngby Barry Absent Friend Hollins Søren Charlie Brown Bruun Vedbæk Station, Vedbæk Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Henrik ComeBack Hansen Sigrun Icebreaker Halldorsdottir Ryparken Station, Østerbro Birgitte JanOhMania Bak Femvejen, Bernstorff Parken Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Dirk Bogey Baillie Ravnholm Station, Lundtofte James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Annette Bloody Mary Høegh Ørholm Station, Ørholm Jørn Wimpy Olesen Helge Fire Hose Lunau Nivå Station, Nivå Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Edward Prince Charming O Hara Christmas Party Run Thorsgade 67, Nørrebro Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Hangover Run Holte Station, Geels Skov Klaus Testicle Bendiks Børste The 8 th 2nd Class Christmas Run Nybrovej / Kongshvilevej, Lyngby Claes 2nd Class Heerup The Einar Holbøll Memorial Run no. 7 Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Dirk Bogey Baillie James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Patrick Plastic Paddy Sweeney Statistics Runs in

118 Special Events in 1999 White T-shirt with prints at the front. The motive was also printed at the back of the 2 T-shirts made for 1st Belgian Nash Hash in

119 Special Events in 1999 The motive was also printed at the back of the 2 T-shirts made for 1st Belgian Nash Hash in nd Belgian Nash Hash Brussels, Belgium th Birthday Party, Bad Taste Party Mezzaninen Selskabslokaler, Thorsgade 67, Nørrebro th Hash Ski Trip St. Martin de Belleville, France th Intergalactic InterScandi Interwhateverhash Aarhus th Birthday Party Ganløse Hytten, Skovvangs Allé, Bastrup 6x50 years for Dresser, Fire Hose, Pop Eye, Public Hair, ThirStig and Der Tulip Eater Le Hash Le Plus Long du Monde Médoc Hash House Harriers Gribskovløbet Grib Skov Christmas Party Mezzaninen Selskabslokaler, Thorsgade 67, Nørrebro The Best and the Worst of 1999 Hasher of the Year Annette Southern Comfort Joseph Rosted For watching the draught beer all summer, while we others had fun running. Best Run of the Year Run New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen The Bad Taste Committee proved their bad taste by appointing the price to them. Worst Run of the Year Run Søren Charlie Brown Bruun For having made such a good run. Drunk of the Year Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson For not been able to find his way out of a container. (How did he ever get there?) Hashshit of the Year Peter Party Prick Kragh For interrupting MC and teasing other Hashers at every opportunity and for becoming Hash-shit 3 times during few month. Worst dress of the year (Why?) Most runs of the year Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly 50 runs 116

120 Committee, runs and events for 2000 The Committee Grand Mistress Master of Ceremonies Religious Advisor Hash Cash Hash Sec/flash Hare Raiser Jointee/rehash Haberdash Amb-Hash-ador Hash Sponsor Hash Horn Michèle French Disconnection Pilverdier James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Ivan Ivan the Terrible Mortensen Allan No Name Struwe Møller Dorthe Einstein Larsen Michele Tadpole Enevoldsen Pernille Whisper Zych Ole Say no more Damgård Henrik ComeBack Hansen Edward Prince Charming O Hara Klaus First Choice Kaarsberg Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Michèle French Disconnection Pilverdier Allan No Name Struwe Møller Klaus First Choice Kaarsberg Patrick Plastic Paddy Sweeney Dines Lumberjack Thue Poulsen Gammel Skovvej 7, Espergærde Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Gentofte Station, Gentofte GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Allerød Station, Lillerød Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Henrik ComeBack Hansen Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Edward Prince Charming O Hara Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Holte Station, Geels Skov Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson nd G Memorial Run Café Kildevæld, Østerbrogade 176, Østerbro Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen Susan Queen of Denmark Elleholm Brede Station, Brede Jesper Prince Light Oddershede th Valentines Day Run Ordrup Station, Ordrup Lise Public Hair Hjortborg Michèle French Disconnection Pilverdier Jan Pop Eye Stærk Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Ryetvej / Nørrevænget, Værløse Jacob Speedy Bump Appel-Hansen th Fastelavns Run Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Dorrit Sixtywine Ibsen Michèle French Disconnection Pilverdier Brede Station, Brede Mette Godmother Jürgensen Trylleskoven, Karlslunde Strandvej, Karlslunde st Sankt Patrick Day Run Lyngby Station, Lyngby Henrik ComeBack Hansen Edward Prince Charming O Hara 117

121 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Helge Fire Hose Lunau Nivå Station, Nivå Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Jan Pop Eye Stærk Nordhavn Station, Østerbro Dirk Bogey Baillie HARDON Red Dress Run Central Station, Reventlowsgade exit, København Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen The Organising Committee for Run 1111 Claus Oeuf Jacobsen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Lise Octopussy Bonde Ivan Ivan the Terrible Mortensen th Birthday th Run Anniversary GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Ole Rusty Dick Rosted Simon Rosted Palle Biggles Zych Skovlystvej / Ravnehusvej, Lille Hareskov 118

122 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Hare T-shirt Hangover Run Gunnar Nu Hansens Plads, Østerbro Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Sigrun Icebreaker Halldorsdottir John Sir John Rodney Sankt Hans Torv, Nørrebro Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Farumvej / Kalkværksvej, Ganløse Orned Pernille Whisper Zych Vallensbæk Station, Vallensbæk Strand Jacob Speedy Bump Appel-Hansen Easter Run Holte Station, Geels Skov Jacob Speedy Bump Appel-Hansen Palle Biggles Zych Labour Day Run Trianglen, Østerbro Birgitte JanOhMania Bak Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Michael Hard On Kristensen Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Sorgenfri Station, Sorgenfri Klaus First Choice Kaarsberg Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven Chiru Now-I-Dare Kiarie Klaus Testicle Bendiks Fortunen, Ermelundsvej, Jægersborg Dyrehave Børste Constitution Day Run The Horse Statue, Christiansborg, Slotsplads, Dirk Bogey Baillie København Small Pleasures Memorial Run Vangede Station, Vangede Stig ThirStig Boisen Annette Daisy Turpin Dresling Lars Muddy Waters Thorndahl Yvonne Danish Bacon Roope Palle Biggles Zych Vallensbæk Station, Vallensbæk Strand Jane Cinderella Engelund th Sankt Hans Barbecue Run Holmevej 34, Virum Michele Tadpole Enevoldsen Jesper Butthead Krarup Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Frederiksborgvej, 17 km, Nørre Skov 119

123 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Blah Blah Memorial Run Amager Strandvej / Italiensvej, Sundbyøster Mette Godmother Jürgensen GM Emeritus Sonja Danish Blue Feldthaus Jørn Wimpy Olesen Den Gamle Have, Frederiksdal Annette Bloody Mary Høegh Birgitte JanOhMania Bak Femvejen, Bernstorff Parken Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Ivan Ivan the Terrible Mortensen Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Lene Masochist Haakonsen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Vangmosen / Ballerupvej, Værløse Jacob Speedy Bump Appel-Hansen Susan Queen of Denmark Elleholm Emdrup Station, Emdrup Jesper Prince Light Oddershede Allan No Name Struwe Møller Nærum Station, Nærum Morten P. Drunk Diver Larsen Fuglevad Station, Sorgenfri Peter Party Prick Kragh Holiday Cottage Run Skaralid Youth Hostel, Söderåsen, Sweden James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Klaus First Choice Kaarsberg Mette Mermaid Under Cover Andersen Hangover Holiday Cottage Run Skaralid Youth Hostel, Söderåsen, Sweden Klaus First Choice Kaarsberg Palle Biggles Zych Brøndbyøster Station, Brøndbyøster Jane Cinderella Engelund Roskilde Natten 2000 Dorthe Einstein Larsen GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Morten P. Drunk Diver Larsen Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Roskilde Station, Roskilde Chiru Now-I-Dare Kiarie Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Mette Mermaid Under Cover Andersen Christian Escargot Retien Vanløse Station, Vanløse Henrik Abul Nidal Nielsen GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup Allerød Station, Lillerød Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Mette Godmother Jürgensen Ryparken Station, Østerbro Lise Public Hair Hjortborg st Sankt Michael s Run Allerød Station, Lillerød Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Michael Hard On Kristensen Annette Southern Comfort Joseph Rosted Vestskovvej / Herstedvestervej, Herstedøster Ole Rusty Dick Rosted Dines Lumberjack Thue Poulsen Gammel Skovvej 7, Espergærde Finn Burning Bush Busk 120

124 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Cinderella and Whispers Birthdays Elmevang 7, Brøndby Strand Jane Cinderella Engelund Palle Biggles Zych Dirk Bogey Baillie Brøndbyøster Station, Brøndbyøster Michele Tadpole Enevoldsen Ørholm Station, Ørholm Jesper Butthead Krarup Anne Cathrine Krarup Hubertus Run Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Annette Daisy Turpin Dresling Lars Muddy Waters Thorndahl Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Hellerup Station, Hellerup Catherine Dunbar Maria Dunbar Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Judichærs Plads, Holmen, Christianshavn Jan Pop Eye Stærk John Sir John Rodney Christians Kirke, Strandgade, Christianshavn Yvonne Danish Bacon Roope Ann Nilsson The 1 st Christmas Tree Run Kongens Nytorv, København Dirk Bogey Baillie Christmas Party Run Svanemøllen Station, Svanemøllen Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Hangover Run Frederiksberg Runddel, Frederiksberg Have, Annette Daisy Turpin Dresling Frederiksberg GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Femvejen, Bernstorff Parken The 9 th 2nd Class Christmas Run Nybrovej / Kongshvilevej, Lyngby GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup Allan Pearl Harbour Thisted The Einar Holbøll Memorial Run no. 8 Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Dirk Bogey Baillie James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Statistics Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Bernstorffsvej 179, Charlottenlund Runs in

125 Special Events in th Hash Ski Trip, On-On Ski 2000 Sölden, Austria Black prints on left sleeve with the hash names of Ib von Täinen, Der Tulip Eater and Danish Blue. 122

126 Special Events in 2000 Front of Danish Blue s ane Same back on alle3 T-shirts th InterHash 2000 Tasmania Hobart, Tasmania, Australia th Year Birthday Party, 1111 th Anniversary Party La Reine, Lyngbyvej 15, Østerbro Münchener Oktoberfest th Run of Hash House Harriers North Zealand Evalds Høj, Rungsted Bonn Hash House Harriers Bonn, Germany Summer Hash Weekend 2000 & Toga Party th Run of Prague Hash House Harriers Prague, Czech Republic Holiday Cottage Weekend Skaralid, Söderåsen, Sweden Roller-Picnic Day Elmevang 7, Brøndby Strand x5 Relay, 9 th participation Fælledparken, Østerbro Le Hash Le Plus Long du Monde Médoc Hash House Harriers Gribskovløbet Grib Skov Christmas Party Odd Fellow Palæet, København The Best and the Worst of 2000 Hashers of the Year Jane Cinderella Engelund and Palle Biggles Zych This year the committee felt that there was no single run, which they could award as best run of the year. However there was a pair of hares that had set consistently good runs throughout the year, with excellent On On s. Therefore we decided to make the award, the Hares of the Year. Worst Run of the Year Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen As soon as the committee started discussing the worst run of the year, Thunderpiss name came up. Not for a run this year, but a run several years ago, where he reputedly set the run on roller skates. The trail consisted only of bicycle paths and roads in a boring industrial area. All the greener possibilities were avoided because of the wheels on his feet. After this truly dreadful run he set the On On at a MacDonald s! The committee all agreed that anyone who set such a bad run in the past could have easily set the worst run this year, although we were not quite sure when it was this year. Drunk of the Year GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup If you had been to the run where this drunk earned Drunk of the year, you would also agree that he certainly deserved it. Hashshit of the Year Michael Ib von Täinen Harly There could be no doubt of who should be the recipient of Hash Shit for the year. By popular acclaim Ib Fontaine! Most runs of the Year Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen 52 runs 123

127 SCB of the Year Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Short Cutting Bastard, a popular award which many Hashers hoped to win. But only one Hasher could claim to have: arrived for the run at the wrong station, then hitch hiked to the correct station, and then only run (and I use the word loosely) half the trail before taking a taxi back to the finish. CH 3 Poet Laureate Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Unbeknownst to many of you, we have an artist in our midst. A man who lives his days perilously on the cutting edge of the avante garde. A man who s every fibre is dedicated to further extending the borders of the English language. In short - a poet. And being a MODERN poet, he works in Cyberspace, using this new-fangled machinery called the . He publishes his works at a common address called the CH3 list, and here all his admirers can read and enjoy his work. Permit me to give you a small example of his exceptional calibre: When once extolling the many and varied virtues of a lady he had met at some away-weekend, he was interrupted by one of the more uncouth members of his circle of admirers, who had become impatient with the length of his song of praise, and mailed him directly All very well - but was she any good in bed? Our poet, ever the perfect gentleman, simply wrote back: She wares muhrvels What finer compliment could any woman ever wish to receive! She wares muhrvels! True artist that he is, our poet too went through a dark period of despondency, feeling that he could no longer renew his work, no longer push forward in his tireless endeavour to break new ground. He felt that his Muse had left him. And like many great artists before him, he turned in desperation upon his own work, attacking and destroying many fine pieces: He installed a so-called Spelling Checker in his computer! Fortunately, his many admirers succeeded in dissuading him from following this destructive path. He de-installed the Spelling Checker, and his work at once returned to its familiar, sterling standard. A few examples more: This one is untitled. About life in general and nothing in particular. It does, however, have a rather sombre texture to it. Just so - you all - no - with grill - we are torking - abort (se the pitcher). We all now abort - sofidoll - mom! And, here s one known to his ardent fans as The Norwegian Gem. It is entitled: Bergen of the year!!! and the second stanza is particularly expressive: If they re fore some resent is one that must ovens the car with has some burst in, I might let him get in touts with my friend. Now, as you may know, when an English poet stands head and shoulders above his, or her, contemporaries, he or she is often awarded the title of Poet Laureate. This refers to the laurel wreath with which the awardee is crowned. And, without further ado, the unanimous choice of the CH3 Royal Society for the Arts: CH3 Poet Laureate for the year please applaud Ib von Täinen! (Initiative and text by Dirk Bogey Baillie). 124

128 Committee, runs and events for 2001 The Committee Grand Master Stig ThirStig Boisen Master of Ceremonies Claus Oeuf Jacobsen Religious Advisor Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Hash Cash Helge Fire Hose Lunau Hash Sec Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Hare Raiser Mette Godmother Jürgensen Jointee/rehash Mette Mermaid Under Cover Andersen Haberdash Annette Daisy Turpin Dresling January June José Rambo no 5 Fernandes June December Amb-Hash-ador José Rambo no 5 Fernandes Hash Flash Yvonne Danish Bacon Roope Brewmeister Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Edward Prince Charming O Hara Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Henrik ComeBack Hansen Morten P. Drunk Diver Larsen Ryparken Station, Østerbro Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Hørsholm Kongevej, 20 km, Rude Skov st Biggles Birthday Run Elmevang 7, Brøndby Strand Jane Cinderella Engelund Palle Biggles Zych GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Allerød Station, Lillerød Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard rd G Memorial Run Holte Station, Geels Skov Dirk Bogey Baillie Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Nærum Station, Nærum Michael Ib von Täinen Harly th Testicle Birthday Run Gentofte Station, Gentofte Niklaus 9 Balls (Testicle) Bendiks Sonne Børste Codpiece Birthday Run Trongårdsvej 44, Lyngby Palle Biggles Zych Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Christian Escargot Retien Enghave Station, Vesterbro Henrik Abul Nidal Nielsen nd Sankt Patrick Day Run Gunnar Nu Hansens Plads, Østerbro Edward Prince Charming O Hara st Birthday Run La Reine, Lyngbyvej 15, Østerbro Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson 125

129 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Hangover Run Lehwaldsvej, Lyngby Station, Lyngby Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Yvonne Danish Bacon Roope April Fools Run Ordrup Station, Ordrup James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Jørn Wimpy Olesen Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Israels Plads, Nørreport Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund The Queen s Birthday Run Kongens Nytorv, København Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Dirk Bogey Baillie Inger Shiggy D Light Hansen Bagsværd Station, Bagsværd Michael Ib von Täinen Harly José Rambo no 5 Fernandes Sophienholm, Nybrovej 401, Lyngby James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Joint run with H 3 North Sealand Hillerød Station, Hillerød Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Michael Hard On Kristensen Liza Ljungberg Sørensen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Nivå Station, Nivå John Sir John Rodney Serridslevvej / Borgmester Jensens Allé, Østerbro GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Allerød Station, Lillerød Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Constitution Day Run The Horse Statue, Christiansborg Slotsplads, Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen København th Run Anniversary and Holiday Cottage Weekend Jacob Speedy Bump Appel-Hansen Hyllingestien 2, Liseleje Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Devil s Birthday Run Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Jørn Wimpy Olesen Annette Bloody Mary Høegh Dirk Bogey Baillie Parking lot opposite Baunegårdsvej 45, Gentofte th Sankt Hans Barbecue Run Holmevej 34, Virum Jesper Butthead Krarup Erik Stallion Bruijn Brosius Michael Hard On Kristensen Lyngby Station, Lyngby Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Hørsholm Kongevej, 19 km, Rude Skov Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Slangerupvej, 24.5 km, Farum Lillevang Lotte TITS Я US Knudsen Finn Ritslev Sildehøjgaard, Snekkevej 10, Jyllinge Kristian Ritslev Mette Godmother Jürgensen Amager Strandvej / Italiensvej, Sundbyøster GM Emeritus Sonja Danish Blue Feldthaus Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Henningsens Allé 14, Hellerup John Sloptank Godfrey Claus Oeuf Jacobsen Sankt Kjelds Plads, Østerbro Lise Octopussy Bonde Champagne Brunch Run Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Ellebjerg Station, Valby Liza Ljungberg Sørensen Hedegaardsvej / Engvej, Kastrup Michael Hard On Kristensen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Ivan Ivan the Terrible Mortensen Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Lene Masochist Haakonsen 126

130 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Holiday Cottage Weekend Skaralid Youth Hostel, Söderåsen, Sweden Klaus First Choice Kaarsberg Palle Biggles Zych David S. Lindblad Holiday Cottage Weekend Skaralid Youth Hostel, Söderåsen, Sweden Yvonne Danish Bacon Roope Jacob Speedy Bump Appel-Hansen Henrik Abul Nidal Nielsen Vangede Station, Vangede Christian Escargot Retien Joint run with H 3 North Sealand Kronborg Beach, Helsingør Poul-Erik Topshøj Jane Cinderella Engelund Brøndbyøster Station, Brøndbyøster Palle Biggles Zych Christina Woodstock the Bird Kracht Holte Station, Geels Skov GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup nd Sankt Michael s Run Skovvej, Kongelunden Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Michael Hard On Kristensen GM Emeritus Michèle French Disconnection Pilverdier Frank Dolly s Delight Hatzack Deutche Botschaft, Stockholmsgade 57, Østerbro Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Nærum Station, Nærum Jacob Speedy Bump Appel-Hansen Allan No Name Struwe Møller Ryetvej / Nørrevænget, Værløse Michael Hard On Kristensen Farum Station, Farum GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg th Scary Halloween Run Elmevang 7, Brøndby Strand Jane Cinderella Engelund Palle Biggles Zych Niklaus 9 Balls Bendiks Sonne Parking lot behind Rådvad Kro, Rådvad Børste Sir John Memorial Run Hellerup Station, Hellerup Dirk Bogey Baillie Fiona Legover Wisloff Malmö C Train station, Malmö Tor Wisloff Finn Wisloff The 2 nd Christmas Tree Run Fisketorvet, København Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Christmas Party Run Svanemøllen Station, Svanemøllen Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Hangover Run The Postoffice at Trianglen, Østerbro Jørn Wimpy Olesen Annette Bloody Mary Høegh Joint run with(out) H 3 North Sealand Lyngby Station, Lyngby James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar The 10 th 2nd Class Christmas Run Nybrovej / Kongshvilevej, Lyngby GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg The Einar Holbøll Memorial Run no. 9 Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Dirk Bogey Baillie James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Henningsens Allé 14, Hellerup John Sloptank Godfrey 127

131 Statistics Runs in Publications The Glorious History of Copenhagen Hash House Harriers, 3 rd Edition Special Events in st Birthday Party, Wild West Party La Reine, Lyngbyvej 15, Østerbro th Run Anniversary and Hyllingestien 2, Liseleje Holiday Cottage Weekend th Belgian Nash Hash Tournai, Belgium Holiday Cottage Weekend Skaralid, Söderåsen, Sweden x5 Relay, 10 th participation Fælledparken, Østerbro Le Hash Le Plus Long du Monde Médoc Hash House Harriers Gribskovløbet Grib Skov Christmas Party Kildeskovs Caféen, Adolpsvej 52, Gentofte The Best and the Worst of 2001 Hashers of the Year GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg For his outstanding work on the Copenhagen Hash House Harriers History. Best Run of the Year Run th Scary Halloween Run Elmevang 7, Brøndby Strand Jane Cinderella Engelund Palle Biggles Zych For a well set run, and for all the efforts put into the decoration of the On-On perfect theme run! Worst Run of the Year Run Champagne Brunch Run Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Codpiece was an emergency stand-in for JanOhMania & French Tickler. The run was approximately 500 meters long, no checks, no drink stops, and no nothing! 128

132 The Best and the Worst of 2001 Best Drink Stop of the Year Run Christian Escargot Retien Enghave Station, Vesterbro Henrik Abul Nidal Nielsen We like drink stops at Carlsberg, no doubt about it. Drunk of the Year Frank Dolly s Delight Hatzack For the very unusual drink requests very late at night at the birthday party. Ever heard about Tequila Bum-Bum with beer and Tequila just because the bar is out of soft drinks? Hashshit of the Year Dirk Bogey Baillie For being good at hiding his own offences and nominating the poor innocent Michael Ib von Täinen Harly numerous times. Most runs of the Year Most hares of the Year Michael Ib von Täinen Harly 54 runs. Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen 11 runs. 129

133 Committee, runs and events for 2002 The Committee Grand Mistress Lene Masochist Haakonsen Master of Ceremonies Dirk Bogey Baillie Religious Advisor Henrik Dino Hummel Andersen January March GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup April December Hash Cash Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar Hash Sec Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Hare Raiser Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Jointee Christina Woodstock the Bird Kracht Haberdash Michael Hard On Kristensen Amb-Hash-ador Frank Dolly s Delight Hatzack January July Hash Flash Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Brewmeister GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup Hash Song Erik Stallion Bruijn Brosius Hash Horn Jacob Speedy Bump Appel-Hansen Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Michael Hard On Kristensen Yvonne Danish Bacon Roope Sorgenfri Station, Sorgenfri Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Jacob Speedy Bump Appel-Hansen Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen Michael Hard On Kristensen Holte Station, Geels Skov Lene Gorilla-balls Schierling Sir John Memorial Run Østerport Station, Østerbro Jan Pop Eye Stærk Aron Half Pint Rodney Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Nebbegårds Allé, Isterød Biggles Birthday Run Avedøre Station, Avedøre Jane Cinderella Engelund Palle Biggles Zych Niklaus 9 Balls Bendiks Sonne Storkereden, Helsingørmotorvejen Hjortekær Liese Knickerless Sonne Børste th G Memorial Run Nørreport Station, København Erik Stallion Bruijn Brosius th Valentines Day Run Bernstorffsvej Station, Parking lot at Tranegårdsvej, Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar Hellerup GM Emeritus Michèle French Disconnection Pilverdier th 9 Balls Birthday Run Jægersborg Allé / Ermelundsvej, Niklaus 9 Balls Bendiks Sonne Jægersborg Chriistofer Iversen Børste 130

134 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Christian Escargot Retien Frederiksberg Runddel, Frederiksberg Have Henrik Abul Nidal Nielsen Frederiksberg GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Københavnsvej 29.3 km, Store Dyrehave Michael Ib von Täinen Harly HARDON Red Dress Run Central Station, Reventlowsgade exit, København Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen The text says: What were you wearing when the Titanic went down? Copenhagen Hash House Harriers Run# 1250 cum 22nd Birthday Party March 16th nd Birthday Run Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Dirk Bogey Baillie James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Hangover Run and 3 rd Sankt Patrick Day Run Bernstorffsvej Station, Parking lot at Tranegårdsvej, Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar Hellerup Jacob Speedy Bump Appel-Hansen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Judichærs Plads, Holmen, Christianshavn Last Xmas Run Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Michael Hard On Kristensen Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Vangede Station, Vangede GM Emeritus Stig ThirStig Boisen Lucas Emil Look As Boisen GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup Skovlystvej / Ravnehusvej, Lille Hareskov Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Bistrupvej, Kastaniebakken, Bistrup Jacob Speedy Bump Appel-Hansen Christina Woodstock the Bird Kracht H 3 North Sealand Run 200, Joint Run Kronborgvej / Lundegade, Helsingør Poul-Erik Topshøj James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Parking lot behind Rådvad Kro, Rådvad Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Hillerød Station, Hillerød Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Michael Hard On Kristensen 131

135 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Dirk Bogey Baillie The fountain at Amaliehave, København Jan Pop Eye Stærk GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Parking lot at the west end of Tranemosevej, Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Hedeland, Reerslev Ole Rusty Dick Rosted Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Henningsens Allé 14, Hellerup Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Jacob Speedy Bump Appel-Hansen Flemming Viking Bengtsson Brønshøj Torv, Brønshøj Embassy Run Østerport Station, Østerbro Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Erik Stallion Bruijn Brosius The Random Run Veksø Station, Veksø Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen th Sankt Hans Barbecue Run Holmevej 34, Virum Erik Stallion Bruijn Brosius Jesper Butthead Krarup Frank Dolly s Delight Hatzack Churchillparken, Østerbro Jane Cinderella Engelund Brøndbyøster Station, Brøndbyøster Palle Biggles Zych Claus Oeuf Jacobsen Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Palle Biggles Zych Ishøj Station, Ishøj Kristian Ritslev Sildehøjgaard, Snekkevej 10, Jyllinge Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Domus Vista, Nordens Plads, Frederiksberg Birgitte JanOhMania Bak Femvejen, Bernstorff Parken Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Halvtolv, Arsenaløen, Christianshavn Jan Pop Eye Stærk Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen Frederiksværk Station, Frederiksværk Emil Ryttergaard Ivan Ivan the Terrible Mortensen Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Lene Masochist Haakonsen Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Svaneparken, Biskob Svanes Vej, Birkerød Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Robin Lundén Mölle, Sweden James Woodstock the Festival McGowan James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Mölle, Sweden Annette Bloody Mary Høegh Ørholm Station, Ørholm Jørn Wimpy Olesen Right On The Track Run Rudegård Stadion, Rudersdal Jacob Speedy Bump Appel-Hansen Erik Stallion Bruijn Brosius 132

136 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Roskilde Natten Contrasts Roskilde Station, Roskilde GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Ole Rusty Dick Rosted John Sloptank Godfrey Henrik Abul Nidal Nielsen Dyssegård Station, Gentofte Christian Escargot Retien A reverse Hash Run Bagsværd Torv, Bagsværd GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup Dirk Bogey Baillie GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Hellerup Station, Hellerup rd Sankt Michael s Run Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Michael Hard On Kristensen Flemming Viking Bengtsson Brønshøj Torv, Brønshøj Helge Fire Hose Lunau Nivå Station, Nivå Edward Prince Charming O Hara Jacob Speedy Bump Appel-Hansen Lyngby Station, Lyngby Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Copenhagen Metro Inauguration Run Sundby Metro Station, Sundbyvester Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Michael Hard On Kristensen James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Slangerupvej, 24.5 km, Farum Lillevang Jonathan Roskilde McGowan Gaia Roseling Christoffersen th Scary Halloween Run Sankt Hans Torv, Nørrebro Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Jan Pop Eye Stærk Lise Octopussy Bonde Emdrup Station, Emdrup Claus Oeuf Jacobsen Erik Stallion Bruijn Brosius Holte Station, Geels Skov Jesper Butthead Krarup Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Nymøllevej / Bregnerød Skovvej, Ravnsholt Skov Michael Ib von Täinen Harly 5 km. Stone, Helsingevej, Gadevang Michael Hard On Kristensen Christmas Party Run Svanemøllen Station, Svanemøllen Erik Stallion Bruijn Brosius Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Hangover Run Hellebæk Station, Hellebæk Lone Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Schioldan Ann Wahini Lundén Niklaus 9 Balls Bendiks Sonne Valby Idrætspark, Valby Børste The 11 th 2nd Class Christmas Run Nybrovej / Kongshvilevej, Lyngby GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup 133

137 Run Correct Date Hares Venue The Einar Holbøll Memorial Run no. 10 Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Dirk Bogey Baillie James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Allerød Station, Lillerød Statistics Runs in Publications IBBERISH Made Easy, by Dr. Yegob Krid, Phd. Phiddl Teach Yourself IBBERISH, by Dr. Beou Ghay, Phd. Drivel. Special Events in Krazy Kölle Karneval Köln, Germany KUNTS (Kastrup Undermining Normal Trivial Hos Bryggeren Terminal 2, Kastrup Sendoffs) Hash House Harriers and CH 3 Airport nd Birthday Party Hellerup Sejlklub, Strandparksvej 36, What did you wear when Titanic went down? Hellerup th Hash Ski Trip St. Anton, Austria H 3 North Sealand Run 200 Kronborgvej / Lundegade, Helsingør Beijing H 3 Run 1000 Beijing, Peoples Republic of Chine TWATS (Troops Welcome Arriving Travellers Terminal 1, Kastrup Airport Sleazily) Hash House Harriers The Pan Iberian Hash Nash Run 1111 Madrid, Spain The Dutch Nash Hash 2002 and Bakkum, The Netherlands The Hague H 3 Run German Hash Beer Festival Bonn, Germany CH 3 Golf Day Smørum Istanbul H 3 Run 1000 Istanbul, Turkey x5 Relay, 11 th participation Fælledparken, Østerbro Le Hash Le Plus Long du Monde Médoc Hash House Harriers 134

138 Special Events in th InterHash Goa 2002 Goa, India Christmas Party Roklubben Skjold, Strandvænget, Svanemøllen The Best and the Worst of 2002 Hashers of the Year Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen If someone sets a midnight-run in freezing cold weather and a howling wind he will be there. If someone sets a hang-over run when everyone else is so damaged that the mere thought of getting out og bed makes them want to puke he will be there. If someone sets a run over in Sweden, which requires long and involved logistics with regard to getting there and back he will be there. If a visiting Hasher from abroad contacts him he will always make sure they find their way to the Hash Bar and the run and that they have a place to crash if they need it. The only Hasher I know of who went diving for poontang in a drunken Goan swimming pool, and came up with a semi-disintegrated pair of disposable paper panties. CH 3 Hasher of the Year is Codpiece. Worst Run of the Year Jan Pop Eye Stærk This is an award this Hasher narrowly avoided getting a couple of years ago for his freeze-your-nuts-off-long-straight-run-in-the-wind, as his co-hare had close committee connections. This year his co-hare is ON the committee so now his goose is cooked! This year, dressed up as Prince Henri, he started his run in the wrong place because the proper meeting-point was right next to Amalienborg, and he was afraid that Daisy would se him prancing around in his poofter tights with a bunch of men... again. The run as such, adhered closely to the No More City Runs motto of this year s committee, and was set on pavement, pavement, and pavement in the long, straight, not too many checks style so favoured by this Hasher. Without further ado... The Worst Run of the Year Award goes to Jan Pop Eye Stærk. Run Jan Pop Eye Stærk The Fountain at Amaliehave, København Dirk Bogey Baillie Drunk of the Year Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Thunderpiss need I say more? I think not. (Ten thousand feet up in the air - he can still do it! - get mindless that is) 135

139 The Best and the Worst of 2002 Hashshit of the Year José Rambo no 5 Fernandes Not only for filling our in-boxes with a constant stream of tired old recycled jokes; not only for indiscriminately forwarding whatever trivial tripe he gets sent from his SAS pals - but also for forwarding the only interesting jokes he gets in bloody Conkry or Portuguese!!! The Hash Shit of the Year Award of the year goes to Rambo no 5. Rehash of the Year Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen For re-writing the Never Ending Story and making it just as incomprehensible as the original. Definitely the most prolific Shakespeare aspirant of this year. The Rehash of the Year Award goes to Sea-Xplanation. Event of the Year Michele Tadpole Enevoldsen and Jesper Butthead Krarup This award has a retrospective aspect, as the event in question is a recurring annual event. So this award can be seen as a thank you for years past as well as for this year. (6 so far) In appreciation of the great amount of work they always put into giving their guests us a good time... The Event of the Year Award goes to Tadbutt or is it Headpole Butthead and Tadpole for their annual Sct. Hans arrangement. And may I add I am sure this award is going be placed in a really prominent position in their home, so all their friends and family can see what a good ole boy and good ole gal they are. Most runs of the Year Michael Ib von Täinen Harly (52 runs) James Woodstock the Festival McGowan (52 runs) Michael Hard On Kristensen (52 runs) Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard (52 runs) 136

140 Committee, runs and events for 2003 The Committee Grand Master James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Master of Ceremonies Ole Rusty Dick Rosted Religious Advisor Carsten Mr. Blowjob Iversen Hash Cash GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Hash Sec GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Hare Raiser Palle Biggles Zych Jointee Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Haberdash Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Amb-Hash-ador Patrick Pussyfoot Keating January June Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen July December Hash Flash Lise Public Hair Hjortborg Hash Song Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Hash Horn Ilse Miss Goodnight Harthann Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Islev Station, Islev Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Hellerup Lystbådehavn, Hellerup Nina Flour Power Astrup Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Henningsens Allé 14, Hellerup nd Biggles Birthday Run Brøndby Strand Station, Brøndby Strand Palle Biggles Zych Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Rødovre Kirke, Rødovre Ilse Miss Goodnight Harthann Jan Pop Eye Stærk Nordhavn Station, Østerbro Dirk Bogey Baillie th G Memorial Run Nørreport Station, København Erik Stallion Bruijn Brosius th Valentines Day Run Ordrup Station, Ordrup Lise Public Hair Hjortborg Jan Pop Eye Stærk Dirk Bogey Baillie th 9 Balls Birthday Run Jægersborg Station, Jægersborg Niklaus 9 Balls Bendiks Sonne Liese Knickerless Sonne Børste th Fastelavns Run Køge Station, Køge Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen International Women s Days Run Allerød Station, Lillerød GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Michael Ib von Täinen Harly rd Birthday Run Brøndbyøster Station, Brøndbyøster Palle Biggles Zych 137

141 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Hangover Run Vor Frelser Kirke, Skt. Annæ Gade, Christianshavn Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Annette MizOdin Pollas Kokkedal Station, Kokkedal Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen Frederiksværk Station, Frederiksværk Palle Biggles Zych Ishøj Station, Ishøj Late 4 th Sankt Patrick Day Run Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Edward Prince Charming O Hara GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Holte Station, Geels Skov Jan Pop Eye Stærk Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Dirk Bogey Baillie Carsten Mr. Blowjob Iversen Vanløse Station, Vanløse Michael Hard On Kristensen José Rambo no 5 Fernandes Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Carlsbergvej, Hillerød Station, Hillerød Christian Dick Purple Rhee Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Nymøllevej / Bregnerød Skovvej, Ravnsholt Skov Mette Godmother Jürgensen Den Hirshsprungske Samling, Stockholmsgade, Østerbro Joint run with H 3 North Sealand Stængehus Strand, Asserbo Plantage Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen Flemming Viking Bengtsson Brønshøj Torv, Brønshøj Ulla Piss-I-Missed Pape 2 nd P-lot at Stævnsvej, Strøby Egede Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Helsingørsvej, 13.3 km, Danstrup Hegn Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Halvtolv, Arsenaløen, Christianshavn Molly Sure Likes 2 Ball Helmuth th Sankt Hans Barbecue Run Holmevej 34, Virum Erik Stallion Bruijn Brosius Jesper Butthead Krarup 138

142 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Hare T-shirt Palindrome Run Frederiksborgvej, 17 km, Nørre Skov Palle Biggles Zych Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Finn Ritslev Sildehøjgaard, Snekkevej 10, Jyllinge Kristian Ritslev Late 4 th of July Run Amager Strandvej / Italiensvej, Sundbyøster Mette Godmother Jürgensen GM Emeritus Sonja Danish Blue Feldthaus Bastille Day Run Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund GM Emeritus Michèle French Disconnection Pilverdier Lise Public Hair Hjortborg Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Svaneparken, Biskob Svanes Vej, Birkerød Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Lone Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Schioldan Hellebæk Station, Hellebæk Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Kagerup Station, Grib Skov Michael Hard On Kristensen Palle Biggles Zych Vallensbæk Station, Vallensbæk Strand Jane Cinderella Engelund Carsten Mr. Blowjob Iversen Ishøj Station, Ishøj Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Christianshøjvej / Sortemosevej, Ganløse Orned Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Holiday Weekend Olof Dahlins Gata 1A, Helsingborg Christoffer Sweet Potato Lundén Robin Lundén Holiday Weekend Olof Dahlins Gata 1A, Helsingborg James Woodstock the Festival McGowan John Sloptank Godfrey Ivan Ivan the Terrible Mortensen Hareskov Station, Hareskovby 139

143 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Roskilde Natten 2003 Roskilde Station, Roskilde Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen John Sloptank Godfrey Rolf Godfrey GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup Skovlystvej / Ravnehusvej, Lille Hareskov James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Parking lot behind Rådvad Kro, Rådvad Palle Biggles Zych Åmarken Station, Hvidovre th Sankt Michael s Run Isterødvejen, 31.4 km, Store Dyrehave Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Michael Hard On Kristensen GM Emeritus Michèle French Disconnection Pilverdier Anne Joint Venture Olsen Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Hellerup Station, Hellerup Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Kokkedal Station, Kokkedal Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen Helsingevej 101, Frederiksværk Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Holte Station, Geels Skov GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup Lara Wallaby Naested Naomi Joey Naested th Scary Halloween Run Vallensbæk Station, Vallensbæk Strand Palle Biggles Zych Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Farumvej / Kalkværksvej, Ganløse Orned Erik Stallion Bruijn Brosius Nærum Station, Nærum Gaby Nose Pick Brosius Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Nørreport Station, København Jan Pop Eye Stærk Niklaus 9 Balls Bendiks Sonne Nymølle Kulsviervej, Ravnholm Børste Christmas Party Run Svanemøllen Station, Svanemøllen Erik Stallion Bruijn Brosius Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Hangover Run Hellebæk Station, Hellebæk Lone Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Schioldan Michael Hard On Kristensen Møllesvinget / Tåstrupvej, Karlslunde The 12 th 2nd Class Christmas Run Nybrovej / Kongshvilevej, Lyngby GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup The Einar Holbøll Memorial Run no. 11 Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Dirk Bogey Baillie James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen Thorvaldsensvej 50, Frederiksberg Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen 140

144 Statistics Runs in Special Events in Vineyard Hash No 5 Rudesheim, Germany rd Birthday Party, HHH Travel to Rome Brøndby Møllevej Pattaya H 3 run 1000 Pattaya, Thailand Bohemian Rhapso(dom)y Hash Pragh, Czech Republic SARS (Slobs-Annoying-Returners-Stupidly) Terminal 3, Kastrup Airport Hash House Harriers th German Nash Hash Hamburg, Germany th EuroHash Ry, Denmark x5 Relay, 12 th participation Fælledparken, Østerbro Le Hash Le Plus Long du Monde Médoc Hash House Harriers th PanAsia Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Gribskovløbet Grib Skov Years Hash Anniversary for Godmother Løgstørgade, Østerbro th Indochina Mekong Yangon, Burma Christmas Party Roklubben Skjold, Strandvænget, Svanemøllen The Best and the Worst of 2003 Hashers of the Year The Rookie of the Year Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen 141

145 Special Events in 2003 Run of the Year Run Ulla Piss-I-Missed Pape 2 nd P-lot at Stævnsvej, Strøby Egede Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Most Seriously Latecomer John Sloptank Godfrey of the Year Constantly Worst Run of the Years Run Late Sankt Patrick Day Run Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Edward Prince Charming O Hara Drunk of the Year Jan Pop Eye Stærk At the Holiday Weekend, , in Helsingborg Best On On of the Year Annette Southern Comfort Joseph Rosted, Farooque Fuckwit Syed, Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar, Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar After run 1357, at Nørreport Station. On On at Miss Money Penny and Alligator Dundee s place. Most runs of the Year The award was given to Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar who at the time of the Christmas Party had achieved 48 runs. But at the end of the year had Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen taken the lead with 52 runs (of 63 possible) and second Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar and Michael Hard On Kristensen with 51 runs each. 142

146 Committee, runs and events for 2004 The Committee Grand Master Mette Godmother Jürgensen Master of Ceremonies John Sloptank Godfrey Religious Advisor Jan Pop Eye Stærk Hash Cash GM Emeritus Jørgen Rock-your-Socks Rokkjær Hash Sec Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Hare Raiser Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen January July Michael Ib von Täinen Harly August December Jointee Annette Southern Comfort Joseph Rosted Haberdash Farooque Fuckwit Syed Amb-Hash-ador Alan Yo Yo Beard Hash Flash Ulla Piss-I-Missed Pape Hash Song Molly Sure Likes 2 Ball Helmuth Hash Horn Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave GM Emeritus Jørgen Rock-your-Socks Rokkjær Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Halvtolv, Arsenaløen, Christianshavn Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Sorgenfri Station, Sorgenfri Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Gefion Springvandet, Esplanaden, Østerbro Päivi Pavlova Kuusjärvi Hanna Toxic Smurf Kantola Allan No Name Struwe Møller Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Alan Yo Yo Beard P-lot at Nymøllevej, Terkel Skov Annette Southern Comfort Joseph Rosted Vestskovvej / Herstedvestervej, Herstedvester Ole Rusty Dick Rosted th G Memorial Run Nørreport Station, København Erik Stallion Bruijn Brosius th Valentines Day Run Hellerup Station, Hellerup Lise Public Hair Hjortborg Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard H 3 North Sealand Run 300, Joint Run Entrance to Kronborg Castle, Helsingør Poul-Erik Topshøj th Fastelavns Run Parking lot opposite Baunegårdsvej 45, Gentofte Dirk Bogey Baillie Niklaus 9 Balls Sonne Svanemøllen Station, Svanemøllen Børste 143

147 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Common World Hash Day T-shirt for Managua H 3 and Copenhagen H st World Wide Hash Day Østerport Station, Østerbro Paula Secret Weapon Blomster Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Beer Town Journey, Part 1 Ølstykke Station, Ølstykke Michael Hard On Kristensen Jon Fumbling with IT Brohauge Beer Town Journey, Part 2 Ølsted Station, Ølsted Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen th Birthday Run Rådhuspladsen, København Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Anne Joint Venture Olsen Hangover Run and 5 th Sankt Patrick Day Run Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Edward Prince Charming O Hara Niels Shagged the Sack Vive Larsen Nordre Væl, Stationsvej 1, Dragør Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Tuborg Bottle, Strandvejen 50, Hellerup Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Lergravsparken Metro Station, Sundbyøster Cecilia Bergby Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Vangmosen / Ballerupvej, Værløse John Forever Young Lawrie Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Birkerød Station, Birkerød Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Nymøllevej / Bregnerød Skovvej, Ravnsholt Skov Lise Public Hair Hjortborg Vor Frue Kirke, København Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen Beer Town Journey, Part 3 and Joint run with H 3 North Sealand Michael Hard On Kristensen Tulstrupvej / Hejrevej, Pøleå, Hillerød Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Flemming Viking Bengtsson Brønshøj Torv, Brønshøj 144

148 Run Correct Date Hares Venue The 2004-committee member names on the Mermaid are: Godmother, Sloptank, Pop Eye, Rock-your-Socks, Sea-Xplanation, Loping Scrotum, Southern Comfort, Fuckwit, Yo Yo, Piss-I-Missed, Sure Likes 2 Ball and Mr. Petit. The Out of Loopsters member names on the stone are: Abul Nidal, Burning Bush, Buzz Bee Balls, Call-boy, Cinderella, Danish Bacon, Der Tulip Eater, Dis-Gusti, Einstein, Elephant Cook, Escargot, Flour Power, Gorgeous, Gorilla-balls, Kenwood, Knickerless, Kristian, Louise, Maid Marion, MissCalculator, Munk, Octopussy, Party Prick, Plastered, Poodle, Pussyfoot, Rambo no 5, Red Carpet, Rigid Tits, Roskilde, Sebastian, Speedy Bump, Sweet Potato, TITS Я US, Wahini, Velvet Tongue, Woodstock the Bird. 145

149 Run Correct Date Hares Venue 2 sweatshirts with hood were introduced in the autumn. A yellow with blue prints and a light blue with red prints. The member names in the circle are: 2nd Class, 9 Balls, Alligator Dundee, Biggles, Bogey, Butthead, Cecilia Bergby, Charlie Brown, Codpiece, Dr. Evil, Dung Heap, Father Abraham, Finn Ritslev, Fire Hose, French Disconnection, Hanna Kantola, Hard On, Henrik Nedergaard, Her Holynose, Ib von Täinen, John Lawrie, Joint Venture, Kangaroo, Karen Holm Olsen, Karsten Frederiksen, Kati Ojaluoma, Liz Whitta- Jørgensen, Long Tall Sally, Mari-Ann Petersen, Mette Louise Busch, Miss Goodnight, Miss Money Penny, Mr. Blowjob, Nag Nag, Niels Vive Larsen, No Name, Nose-Pick, Oeuf, Old Bailey, Pavlova, Pretty Boy, Prince Charming, Public Hair, Rusty Dick, Secret Weapon, Sleeping Partner, Stallion, Swamp Thing, ThirStig, Thunderpiss, Viking, Wash n Grow, Woodstock the Festival GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Karlebovej 90, Grønholt Hegn Ulla Piss-I-Missed Pape 2 nd P-lot at Stævnsvej, Strøby Egede Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Palle Biggles Zych Brøndby Strand Station, Brøndby Strand GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Allerød Station, Lillerød Michael Ib von Täinen Harly GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Kongevejen, at the top of Geels Bakke, Geels Skov th Sankt Hans Barbecue Run Holmevej 34, Virum Jesper Butthead Krarup Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen Asserbo Slotsruin, Asserbo Plantage th of July Run Hellerup Station, Hellerup Jan Pop Eye Stærk Farooque Fuckwit Syed Michael Hard On Kristensen Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Bastille Day Run Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund GM Emeritus Michèle French Disconnection Pilverdier Dirk Bogey Baillie Family run with BBQ on the Beach Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg John Sloptank Godfrey John Forever Young Lawrie Palle Biggles Zych Lyngby Station, Lyngby Carsten Mr. Blowjob Iversen Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Brogårdsvej 45, Gentofte Finn Ritslev Sildehøjgaard, Snekkevej 10, Jyllinge Kristian Ritslev Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven Dirk Bogey Baillie 146

150 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Henrik Abul Nidal Nielsen Frederiksberg Metro Station, Frederiksberg Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Public Hair & Pop Eyes Cottage, Tonny Hjortborg Gl. Kirkevej 5, Nr. Vium, Videbæk Lise Public Hair Hjortborg Public Hair & Pop Eyes Cottage, Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Gl. Kirkevej 5, Nr. Vium, Videbæk Tonny Hjortborg Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Public Hair & Pop Eyes Cottage, Gl. Kirkevej 5, Nr. Vium, Videbæk Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Farumvej / Kalkværksvej, Ganløse Orned Carsten Mr. Blowjob Iversen Islands Brygge Metro Station, Ørestad Nord Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Roskilde Natten 2004 Roskilde Station, Roskilde Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Halvtolv, Arsenaløen, Christianshavn Claus Dr. Evil Ji Jan Pop Eye Stærk Kultorvet, København Lise Public Hair Hjortborg Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Brede Station, Brede Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn The X-Lyngby H 3 Pack Trongårdsvej 44, Lyngby Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Palle Rubber Duck (Biggles) Zych Michael Hard On Kristensen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Brønshøj Torv, Brønshøj Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Anne Joint Venture Olsen Dirk Bogey Baillie Sorgenfri Station, Sorgenfri Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Københavnsvej 30.3 km, Store Dyrehave Sidsel MissCalculator Bromose Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Frederiksberg Runddel, Frederiksberg Have th Scary Halloween Run Elmevang 7, Brøndby Strand Palle Biggles Zych Jane Cinderella Engelund Annette MizOdin Pollas Kokkedal Station, Kokkedal Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg José Rambo no 5 Fernandes Niklaus 9 Balls Sonne Nørrebro Station, Nørrebro Sankt Andrews Day Run Trylleskoven, Karlslunde Strandvej, Karlslunde Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen John Forever Young Lawrie 147

151 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Vikingelandsbyen, Risby Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Christmas Party Run Svanemøllen Station, Svanemøllen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Hangover Run Christianshavns Torv, Christianshavn Lone Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Schioldan Claus Dr. Evil Ji The 13 th 2nd Class Christmas Run Nybrovej / Kongshvilevej, Lyngby GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup Allan Pearl Harbour Thisted Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Frederiksberg Runddel, Frederiksberg Have The Einar Holbøll Memorial Run no. 12 Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Dirk Bogey Baillie GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Statistics Runs in Publications The Glorious History of Copenhagen Hash House Harriers, 4 th Edition Special Events in st World Wide Hash Day Østerport Station, Østerport th Birthday Party, Odd Fellows & Fellowettes Odd Fellow Palæet, Bredgade 28, København Paddywacks IV Dublin, Ireland 148

152 Special Events in th Annual Canal Hash Amsterdam H 3, Netherlands th InterHash Cardiff 2004 Cardiff, Wales Summer House Weekend Gl. Kirkevej 5, Nr. Vium, Videbæk Guildford H 3 Run 1000 Guildford, England x5 Relay, 13 th participation Fælledparken, Østerbro Le Hash Le Plus Long du Monde Médoc Hash House Harriers st Danish Invation, Oslo H 3 Run 777 Sognsvann, Vetakollen, Holmenkollen, Oslo th Mekong Indochina Angkor Wat, Cambodia Christmas Party Odd Fellow Palæet, Bredgade 28, København 149

153 The Best and the Worst of 2004 Hashers of the Year Morten Pretty Boy Bromose God runs and all ways out with his hashhorrys The Rookie of the Year Mette-Louise Merlot Busck Got the hash spirit as she joint us at last Christmas party. Have attended 31 runs since. Run of the Year Lise Public Hair Hjortborg Vor Frue Kirke, København Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen Latecomer of the Year John Sloptank Godfrey Worst Run of the Year Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Trongårdsvej 44, Lyngby Palle Biggles Zych Michael Hard On Kristensen Drunk of the Year Anne Joint Venture Olsen At the tour to Oslo H 3 Run 777, Best On On of the Year The On On was composed by Tony the Hunter alias Tonny Hjortborg Summer House Weekend Gl. Kirkevej 5, Nr. Vium, Videbæk Event of the Year Your Nuts Nedergaard. The weekend to Oslo H 3 Run 777 arranged by Michael Hard On Kristensen and Henrik Mind Catholic Car Thief During the InterHash in Cardiff José Rambo no 5 Fernandes was taken into custody while the local police found him wondering around during the night in hash gear. To their mind there was no doubt, he was a car thief. Hash Shit of the Year Most runs of the Year Most Hares of the Year Dirk Bogey Baillie and Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen 58 runs. Michael Ib von Täinen Harly 7 times. 150

154 Committee, runs and events for 2005 The Committee Grand Master Master of Ceremonies Religious Advisor Hash Cash Hash Sec Hare Raiser Jointee Haberdash Amb-Hash-ador Hash Flash Erik Stallion Bruijn Brosius Palle Biggles Zych Claus Dr. Evil Ji Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Anne Joint Venture Olsen Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Mette-Louise Merlot Busck Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Islev Station, Islev Claus Dr. Evil Ji Christianshavns Torv, Christianshavn GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Vedbæk Station, Vedbæk rd Biggles Birthday Run Brøndby Strand Station, Brøndby Strand Palle Biggles Zych th Fastelavns Run Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum th G Memorial Run Nørreport Station, København Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Palindrome Run and 9 th Valentines Day Run Lise Public Hair Hjortborg Mette-Louise Merlot Busck Jan Pop Eye Stærk Hjertensfrydsgade / Kronprinsessegade, Østerbro GM Emeritus Stig ThirStig Boisen Stengården Station, Bagsværd Lone Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Schioldan The X-Lyngby H 3 Pack Trongårdsvej 44, Lyngby Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Michael Hard On Kristensen Anne Joint Venture Olsen Ellebjergvej / Spontinisvej, Valby Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Allerød Station, Lillerød Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Bente C-Mac Hansen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Ryetvej / Nørrevænget, Værløse Bente C-Mac Hansen Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Vestamager Metro Station, Ørestad Syd 151

155 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Cops & Robbers Brøndbyøster Station, Brøndbyøster Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Anne Joint Venture Olsen Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Nivå Station, Nivå Mette-Louise Merlot Busck Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Bernstorffsvej Station, Hellerup Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar Spot an Embassy Run Giant Tuborg Bottle, Strandvejen 50, Hellerup Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Carsten Mr. Blowjob Iversen Vanløse Station, Vanløse Michael Hard On Kristensen Holte Station, Geels Skov Carsten Mr. Blowjob Iversen Dirk Bogey Baillie Brøndbyøster Station, Brøndbyøster Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Ulla Piss-I-Missed Pape P-lot at Vallø Slot, Vallø Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Den Gamle Have, Frederiksdal GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Gentofte Station, Gentofte Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Bente C-Mac Hansen Flemming Viking Bengtsson Brønshøj Torv, Brønshøj Palle Biggles Zych Vallensbæk Station, Vallensbæk Strand Jane Cinderella Engelund th Sankt Hans Barbecue Run Holmevej 34, Virum Jesper Butthead Krarup Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Lyngby Lokal Station, Toftebæksvej, Lyngby Mette-Louise Merlot Busck th of July US Independence Day US Embassy, Dag Hammerskjolds Allé, Østerbro Dirk Bogey Baillie The Organising Committee for the Silver Jubilee Dirk Bogey Baillie Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Anne Joint Venture Olsen Ole Rusty Dick Rosted GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Palle Biggles Zych Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly The silver Jubilee woven badge. 152

156 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Midnight Run Colleruphus Scout Camp, Sandbjerg Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Ole Rusty Dick Rosted Years Silver Jubilee Weekend Colleruphus Scout Camp, Sandbjerg Long run Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup Short run Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Colleruphus Scout Camp, Sandbjerg Hangover Run Østerport Station, Østerbro Palle Biggles Zych Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Ordrup Station, Ordrup Mette-Louise Merlot Busck 153

157 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Anne Joint Venture Olsen P-lot at the end of Tudsemindevej, Valby Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Lone Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Schioldan Hellebæk Station, Hellebæk Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Brogårdsvej 45, Gentofte Annette MizOdin Pollas Kokkedal Station, Kokkedal Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Kagerup Station, Grib Skov Iben Miss Psycho Hauge Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Halvtolv, Arsenaløen, Christianshavn Claus Dr. Evil Ji Second Time Around One Time And One Time Only 22nd Of August 2005 Hash House Harriers Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven Dirk Bogey Baillie Palle Biggles Zych Ishøj Station, Ishøj Jane Cinderella Engelund Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Hellerup Station, Hellerup Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Ravnholm Station, IBM P-Lot Nymøllevej GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Charlottenlund Fort, Charlottenlund Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Stumpedyssevej, 10 km, Tokkekøb Hegn Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Sundby Metro Station, Sundbyvester Mette Lame Dane Stangeby Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Hedegaardsvej / Engvej, Kastrup Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Københavnsvej 30.3 km, Store Dyrehave Sidsel MissCalculator Bromose Sebastian Bromose Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Frederiksberg Runddel, Frederiksberg Have Annie Kirstin Dust Angel Kärävä Dirk Bogey Baillie Parking lot opposite Baunegårdsvej 45, Gentofte th Scary Halloween Run Elmevang 7, Brøndby Strand Palle Biggles Zych Jane Cinderella Engelund Niels Shagged the Sack Vive Larsen Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Lene Wet Dream Østergaard Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Hellerup Station, Hellerup Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar John Sloptank Godfrey Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Brede Station, Brede Mette Lame Dane Stangeby Christmas Party Run Svanemøllen Station, Svanemøllen Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Hangover Run Ordrup Station, Ordrup Lone Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Schioldan Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Farooque Fuckwit Syed Højvangen 2, Søborg John Sloptank Godfrey The 14 th 2nd Class Christmas Run Nybrovej / Kongshvilevej, Lyngby GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Kongens Nytorv Metro Station, København Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson 154

158 Run Correct Date Hares Venue The Einar Holbøll Memorial Run no. 13 Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Dirk Bogey Baillie GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Michael Hard On Kristensen Hellerup Station, Hellerup Statistics Runs in Special Events in Oslo H 3 Run 800 Oslo Phuket Hash House Harriers run 1000 Phuket Thailand Years Silver Jubilee Weekend, CH 3 Colleruphus Scout Camp, Sandbjerg th InterScandi Stockholm, Sweden th EuroHash Heemskerk, Amsterdam, Nederland s Odense Nyborg Hash House Harriers run 721 Nyborg x5 Relay, 14 th participation Fælledparken, Østerbro Le Hash Le Plus Long du Monde Médoc Hash House Harriers nd Danish Invation, Oslo H 3 24 hours tour Ekeberg Sjømannskole, Oslo Days, 3 Runs, 3 Countries and 2 Continents Oslo Norway, Copenhagen Denmark, Bangkok Thailand th Mecon Indochina Vientiane, Laos Christmas Party Roklubben Skjold, Strandvænget, Svanemøllen New Years Party Hellerup Dame Roklub, Hellerup Havn 155

159 The Best and the Worst of 2005 Hashers of the Year Dirk Bogey Baillie Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum This year the prize goes to two Hashers. They have been recognized for doing something special and good for CH 3. The organizers of Silver Jubilee. The Rookie of the Year Bente C-Mac Hansen Run of the Year Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Halvtolv, Arsenaløen, Christianshavn Claus Dr. Evil Ji Latecomer of the Year Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen This is very serious. Mr. Petit Has during 2004 and 2005 attended in 62 consecutive runs and therefore close to be the owner of the yellow T- shirt for consecutive runs. But August 22 we all held our breath. It was 14:30 hours and there was no sight of Mr. Petit. Where was he? Was he run down by a truck or worse? The next Monday Mr. Petit gave us the true story: He slept over. The Best and the Worst of 2005 Worst Run of the Year GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Charlottenlund Fort, Charlottenlund Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Drunk of the Year GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Speaking about Silver Jubilee. Friday afternoon, were most of us were busy for the preparation for the weekend, someone find it very nice to sit in the sun and drink beers. Nothing wrong with that. But I ve never in my life seen someone so intoxicated. The person could hardly stand on his feet s. Best On On of the Year The 14 th 2nd Class Christmas Run Nybrovej / Kongshvilevej, Lyngby GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup Every year at the same time of year we run from the same venue. Hare is the same, and the On-On is the same. It has become a tradition in CH 3. Best On-On is the annual soup run. Hash Shit of the Year Dirk Bogey Baillie and Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum At the Silver Jubilee, Bogey couldn t find anything that could go wrong. All people around him make things happen in a professional way, and he tried real hard to find something that could go wrong. In the end, we found the problem. The bus that should pick us up on Sunday didn t arrive at all, and instead a lot of us had to take public transportation. But Bogey shall not be alone. Wash n Grow you are responsible as well. Furthermore you were responsible for the budget. You fucked it up! How can you make a budget, stating that the financials for Silver Jubilee were tight, and there are were no rooms for extras. The hash is a non-profit organization, and you are responsible; that we have to give away our surplus! Most runs of the Year Apple Jack, Århus H 3 For the first time, the prize goes to a person outside of CH 3. At one of the runs at the Silver Jubilee Apple Jack injured his feet so badly, that it was no meaning to continue. Apple Jack was instructed to shortcut back. But it took 8 hours for Apple Jack to find the camp. He didn t knew at all were he was. He had no money, no phone. Short story is: At last he found out what to do, found a taxi. Someone had to pay the taxi and on the receipt it says, he has driven more than 17km. Most runs of the Year Most Hares of the Year Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen 62 runs. Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen 11 times. 156

160 Committee, runs and events for 2006 The Committee Grand Master Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Master of Ceremonies Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Religious Advisor GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup January April GM Emeritus Mette Godmother Jürgensen May December Hash Cash Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Hash Sec Michael Ib von Täinen Harly January March Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen March December Hare Raiser Dirk Bogey Baillie Jointee Bente C-Mac Hansen Haberdash Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Amb-Hash-ador Lene Wet Dream Østergaard Hash Flash Michael Hard On Kristensen Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Dirk Bogey Baillie Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Islev Station, Islev Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Under Langebro, Christianshavns Havn Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Parking lot opposite Baunegårdsvej 45, Gentofte th Biggles Birthday Run Brøndby Strand Station, Brøndby Strand Palle Biggles Zych Jane Cinderella Engelund Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Allerød Station, Lillerød Woven badge. 157

161 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Reflective yellow waistcoat th G Memorial Run and Run 1500 Celebration Nørreport Station, København GM Emeritus Erik Stallion Bruijn Brosius Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Frederiksborgvej, 14.5 km, Bøndernes Hegn Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Skovvej / Ballerupvej, Ballerup Bente C-Mac Hansen GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup Holte Station, Geels Skov Ole Rusty Dick Rosted Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Halvtolv, Arsenaløen, Christianshavn Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Hellerup Station, Hellerup Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar th Sankt Patrick Day Run Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Edward Prince Charming O Hara Helge Fire Hose Lunau Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Vestcenteret, Egelundsvej 20, Herstedvester Knud Dahn GM Emeritus Mette Godmother Jürgensen Batmintonhallen, Strandlodsvej, Sundbyøster Anne Joint Venture Olsen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Parking lot opposite Baunegårdsvej 45, Gentofte GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Hørsholm Kongevej, 19 km, Rude Skov Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Farum Kirke, Kålundsvej 33, Farum Michael Hard On Kristensen Isterødvejen, 31.4 km, Store Dyrehave Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Gentofte Station, Gentofte Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Den Gamle Have, Frederiksdal 158

162 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Palle Biggles Zych Oxbjerget, Oxbjergvej, Hvissinge Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Kildedal Station, Smørum nd Anniversary of Gothenburgh H 3 joint with CH 3 Østerport Station, Østerbro Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Ulla Piss-I-Missed Pape P-lot at Vallø Slot, Vallø Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard The Number of the Beast Hellerup Station, Hellerup Dirk Bogey Baillie Palle Biggles Zych Brøndby Strand Station, Brøndby Strand Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Svaneparken, Biskob Svanes Vej, Birkerød th Sankt Hans Barbecue Run Holmevej 34, Virum Jesper Butthead Krarup GM Emeritus Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Isterødvejen, 24.5 km Glarebjergvej, Sjælsø Lund GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Strandmøllekroen, Skodsborg Strandvej Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Ørholm Station, Ørholm Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Charlottenlund Fort, Charlottenlund Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Carsten Mr. Blowjob Iversen 3 rd P-lot from Roskilde at Boserup Skov, Roskilde Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Bådforeningen Trekanten, Pumpehusvej 19 Anne Joint Venture Olsen Sydhavnen Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Gentofte Station, Gentofte Sidsel MissCalculator Kai-Sørensen Louise Big Foot Princess Bromose Sebastian Carpet Beater Bromose Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Rødovrehallen, Rødovre Parkvej 425, Rødovre Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Lindevænget 36, Vellerup Dirk Bogey Baillie Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Lindevænget 36, Vellerup Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Højvangen 2, Søborg Farooque Fuckwit Syed Palle Biggles Zych Brøndbyøster Station, Brøndbyøster Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Halvtolv, Arsenaløen, Christianshavn GM Emeritus Stig ThirStig Boisen Annette MizOdin Pollas Kokkedal Station, Kokkedal Lone Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Schioldan Nordre Strandvej 254C, Ålsgårde GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Flemming Viking Bengtsson Brønshøj Torv, Brønshøj th Sankt Michael s Run Kortløb, Sydhavnen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Michael Hard On Kristensen Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Københavnsvej 30.3 km, Store Dyrehave Annette MizOdin Pollas Kokkedal Station, Kokkedal 1548a Parallel Run A Restaurant Banhkok, Nyelandsvej 39, Frederiksberg Dirk Bogey Baillie 1548b Parallel Run B Cheap Charlies Bar, Sukhumwit Road, Soi 11 Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Bangkok, Thailand Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Østerport Station, Østerbro 159

163 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Bispebjerg Station, Bispebjerg Palindrome Run Kortløb, Sydhavnen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon John Forever Young Lawrie Trianglen, Østerbro Phil Kegtapper Browne Dirk Bogey Baillie Nordhavn Station, Østerbro Jan Pop Eye Stærk Annette MizOdin Pollas Kokkedal Station, Kokkedal Christmas Party Run Svanemøllen Station, Svanemøllen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Hangover Run Ordrup Station, Ordrup Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Østerport Station, Østerbro Jette Blackberry Harly Kongens Nytorv Metro Station, København The Einar Holbøll Memorial Run no. 14 Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Dirk Bogey Baillie GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Jonathan Roskilde McGowan Palle Biggles Zych Rødovre Centrum, Rødovre Parkvej, Rødovre Statistics Runs in runs. Publications The Glorious History of Copenhagen Hash House Harriers, 5 th Edition Special Events in th Birthday Party, Doctors & Nurses Halvtolvs Selskabslokaler, Christianshavn th Belgium Nash Hash Mechelen, Belgium Århus H 3 Run 1000 Ry Gothenburg H 3 2 Years Anniversary Copenhagen, Denmark th German Nash Hash Hilden, by Combined Rhine Area Packs Hash House Harriers Summer House Weekend Lindevænget 36, Vellerup x5 Relay, 15 th participation Fælledparken, Østerbro Stockholm H 3 20 Years Anniversary Stockholm Le Hash Le Plus Long du Monde Médoc Hash House Harriers rd Danish Invation, Oslo H 3 24 hours tour Markrellbekken, Down Town, Oslo 160

164 Special Events in th InterHash Chiang Mai 2006 Chiang Mai, Thailand Christmas Party Roklubben Skjold, Strandvænget, Svanemøllen The Best and the Worst of 2006 Hashers of the Year Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Run of the Year Palle Biggles Zych Hvissingehus, Oxbjergvej, Hvissinge Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Worst Run of the Year GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Gentofte Station, Gentofte Most runs of the Year Second most runs of the Year Most Hares of the Year Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen 63 runs. Michael Ib von Täinen Harly 54 runs Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen 9 times. 161

165 Committee, runs and events for 2007 The Committee Grand Master Master of Ceremonies Religious Advisor Hash Cash Hash Sec Assisting Hash Sec Hare Raiser Bottlerer Haberdash Hash Flash Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Gerry Gerriatrick Gomez Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Kylie The Hot Chick Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Mette Lame Dane Stangeby Lene Wet Dream Østergaard GM Emeritus Stig ThirStig Boisen Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum GM Emeritus Stig ThirStig Boisen Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Islev Station, Islev Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Hellerup Station, Hellerup Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar Phil Kegtapper Browne Ørholm Station, Ørholm Gerry Gerriatrick Gomez th Biggles Birthday Run Brøndby Strand Station, Brøndby Strand Palle Biggles Zych Phil Kegtapper Browne Fuglevad Station, Sorgenfri Gerry Gerriatrick Gomez Helene One White One Gomez Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Gunnar Nu Hansens Plads, Østerbro Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen th G Memorial Run Nørreport Station, København GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Gro Baby Blowjob Geert-Jørgensen th Fastelavns Run DFDS Terminalen, Dampfærgevej 30, Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Østerbro Lisbet Peeping Lis Hellman Josephine Bogs Eriksen GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Allerød Station, Lillerød Michael Ib von Täinen Harly GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Ryetvej / Nørrevænget, Værløse Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Bådforeningen Trekanten, Pumpehusvej 19 Sydhavnen th Sankt Patrick Day Run, 3-Legged CHARITY Race Kennedy s Bar, Gammel Kongevej 23, Vesterbro Edward Prince Charming O Hara th Birthday Run Højbro Plads, København Edward Prince Charming O Hara Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman 162

166 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Hangover Run Nørreport Station, København Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen John Forever Young Lawrie Nørreport Station, København GM Emeritus Mette Godmother Jürgensen Lergravsparken Metro Station, Sundbyøster Anne Joint Venture Olsen GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Fortunen, Ermelundsvej, Jægersborg Dyrehave Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Palle Biggles Zych Bente C-Mac Hansen Vanløse Station, Vanløse Carsten Mr. Blowjob Iversen Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Kagerup Station, Grib Skov Anne Joint Venture Olsen Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Halvtolv, Arsenaløen, Christianshavn Niels Shagged the Sack Vive Larsen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Bakkevej, Eskemose Skov, Birkerød Michael Hard On Kristensen Dirk Bogey Baillie Østerport Station, Østerbro Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Mette Lame Dane Stangeby Skoven Kirke, Nordskoven Finn Burning Bush Busk Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Allerød Station, Lillerød Sommi Casino Royal Phuangsrikhen Palle Biggles Zych Avedøre Station, Avedøre Palle Biggles Zych Oxbjerget, Oxbjergvej, Hvissinge Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Rødovrehallen, Rødovre Parkvej 425, Rødovre GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Stampen, Svenskevej 2, Rådvad Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Søllerød Kro, Søllerødvej 35, Holte Palle Biggles Zych Brøndbyøster Station, Brøndbyøster Anne Joint Venture Olsen Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Peter Bangsvej Station, Frederiksberg Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Sommi Casino Royal Phuangsrikhen Simon 69 Green Charlottenlund Fort, Charlottenlund Camilla LPG Rosager Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Åmarken Station, Hvidovre Anne Joint Venture Olsen Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Islands Brygge Metro Station, Ørestad Nord Niels Shagged the Sack Vive Larsen Palle Biggles Zych Ishøj Station, Ishøj Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Rødovrehallen, Rødovre Parkvej 425, Rødovre Lara Wallaby Naested Naomi Joey Naested Dirk Bogey Baillie Parking lot opposite Baunegårdsvej 45, Gentofte Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar Sorgenfri Station, Sorgenfri Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Nivå Station, Nivå Anne Joint Venture Olsen GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Ordrup Station, Ordrup Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Jorden Rundt, Strandpromenaden 7, Østerbro Lisbet Peeping Lis Hellman 163

167 Run Correct Date Hares Venue th Sankt Michael s Run Marinaen, Furesøbad, Farum Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Palle Biggles Zych Helene One White One Gomez Fuglevad Station, Sorgenfri Gerry Gerriatrick Gomez GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Emdrup Torv, Emdrup GM Emeritus Stig ThirStig Boisen Lucas Emil Look As Boisen Red Carpet Birthday Run Bådforeningen Trekanten, Thomas Koppels Allé 19 Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Sydhavnen Anne Joint Venture Olsen Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Vedbæk Station, Vedbæk Lisbet Peeping Lis Hellman Josephine Bogs Eriksen Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar Hellerup Station, Hellerup Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Ordrup Station, Ordrup Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Thorvaldsensvej 50, Frederiksberg John Forever Young Lawrie Tuborg Bottle, Strandvejen 50, Hellerup Dirk Bogey Baillie Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar Christmas Party Run Svanemøllen Station, Svanemøllen Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Dark blue and black tights. 164

168 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Hangover Run Kongens Nytorv Metro Station, København Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Halvtolv, Arsenaløen, Christianshavn Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Fasanvej Metro Station, Frederiksberg The Einar Holbøll Memorial Run no. 15 Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Dirk Bogey Baillie GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Sorgenfri Station, Sorgenfri Statistics Runs in Special Events in Olso H 3 SkiHash Sjusøen, Norway th Birthday Party, Fatpricks Day Party Jomsborg, Københavns Amatør Sejlklub, Strandvænget 43, Østerbro th Belgium Nash Hash & Ronse, Belgium Brussels Manneken Piss H 3 Run Sweden Nash Hash Gothenburg, Sweden th InterScandi 2007 Glasgow, Scotland th EuroHash London 2007 Kingston Upon Thames, United Kingdom Odense Nyborg Hash House Harriers Run 800 Ravning Skovvej, Bredsten Le Hash Le Plus Long du Monde Médoc Hash House Harriers 165

169 Special Events in th Danish Invation, Oslo H 3 24 hours tour Bygdøy, VikaOslo th Indochina-Mekong Hash 2007 Dalat, Vietnam X-mas Party Prelude Nørrebro Station, Nørrebro Anne Joint Venture Olsen Christmas Party Christianshavns Beboerhus, Dronningensgade 34, Christianshavn The Best and the Worst of 2007 Hashers of the Year Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen for doing his job as MC as well as beer master and substitute for GM. The Rookies of the Year Gerry Gerriatrick Gomez and Helene One White One Gomez. Just very nice when two world wide experience hashers open there doors to the CH3. Run of the Year Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Kagerup Station, Grib Skov Anne Joint Venture Olsen Beautiful surroundings. The run got everything: Mud, water, forest, sun, blue sky, long and short. Worst Run of the Year Mette Lame Dane Stangeby Skoven Kirke, Nordskoven Finn Burning Bush Busk Both hares lost their way during the run. Event of the Year Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Bådforeningen Trekanten, Thomas Koppels Allé 19 Anne Joint Venture Olsen Sydhavnen Red Carpet s birthday run & party. Drunk of the Year Lene Wet Dream Østergaard On the Oslo trip running naked round the ship. Best On On of the Year Palle Biggles Zych for inviting to a lot of BBQ & bonfire in his garden. Hash Shit of the Year EuroHash09 Mismanagement: Palle Biggles Zych Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Anne Joint Venture Olsen Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Most runs of the Year Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen 60 runs. Most Hares of the Year Palle Biggles Zych 6 times. 166

170 Committee, runs and events for 2008 The Committee Grand Master Religious Advisor Hash Cash Hash Sec Hare Raiser Bottlerer Haberdash Hash Flash Dirk Bogey Baillie Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar Simon 69 Green Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Helene One White One Gomez Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Gunnar Nu Hansens Plads, Østerbro GM Emeritus Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Brøndbyøster Station, Brøndbyøster Mike Calapso Bartlett GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Ravnholm Station, Ravnholm Biggles 50 Years Birthday Run Brøndby Strand Station, Brøndby Strand Palle Biggles Zych th Fastelavns Run Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven Anne Joint Venture Olsen Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Jurgen Handcream Hulst Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Rumi Do Me Sue Me Hulst Gert Stuffed Pants Holtze th G Memorial Run Nørreport Station, København GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly th Valentines Day Run Hellerup Station, Hellerup Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Mari-Ann Petersen Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar Sorgenfri Station, Sorgenfri Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar nd World Wide Hash Day Kongens Nytorv Metro Station, København GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Joint run with Blentarp H 3 Gånglåtsvägen 61, Malmö Sweden Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Annie Kirstin Dust Angel Kärävä GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Allerød Station, Lillerød Mette Lame Dane Stangeby Jægersborg Allé / Smakkegårdsvej, Jægersborg Lisa Fire N da Ho Wildmo 167

171 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Malmparken Station, Ballerup Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Helene One White One Gomez Agnesvej 18, Lyngby Gerry Gerriatrick Gomez Anne Joint Venture Olsen Lergravsparken Metro Station, Sundbyøster Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Amager Strand Metro Station, Sundbyøster Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Sydhavn Station, København Anne Joint Venture Olsen Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Bernstorffsvej Station, Hellerup Mike Calapso Bartlett Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar Mette Fanny Chill Bruhn Maria Dunbar GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Søllerød Kro, Søllerødvej 35, Holte Michael Hard On Kristensen Hillerød Station, Hillerød Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Birthday Party Hangover Run Nørreport Station, København Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Islands Brygge Metro Station, Ørestad Nord Carsten Mr. Blowjob Iversen Vallensbæk Station, Vallensbæk Simon 69 Green Østerport Station, Østerbro Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Dirk Bogey Baillie Frihedsstøtten, Vesterbrogade, København GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Hørsholm Kongevej, 20 km, Rude Skov GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Vedbæk Station, Vedbæk th Sankt Hans Barbecue Run Hellerup Station, Hellerup Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Lisa Fire N da Ho Wildmo Veksø Station, Veksø Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Kastrup Metro Station, Alléen, Kastrup Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Charlottenlund Fort, Charlottenlund Simon 69 Green GM Emeritus Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen 168

172 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Jurgen Handcream Hulst Nordhavn Station, Østerbro Rumi Do Me Sue Me Hulst GM Emeritus Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Simon 69 Green Holte Station, Geels Skov Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Rødovrehallen, Rødovre Parkvej 425, Rødovre Lara Wallaby Naested Naomi Joey Naested Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Allerød Station, Lillerød Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Halvtolv, Arsenaløen, Christianshavn Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Palle Biggles Zych Avedøre Station, Avedøre GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Den Gamle Have, Frederiksdal Lisa Fire N da Ho Wildmo GM Emeritus Stig ThirStig Boisen Stengården Station, Bagsværd Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Kokkedal Station, Kokkedal Helene One White One Gomez Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Ny Ellebjerg Station, Valby th Sankt Michael s Run Skovvej, Kongelunden Michael Hard On Kristensen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Nærum Station, Nærum Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Nivå Station, Nivå Mike Calapso Bartlett Bernstorffsvej Station, Hellerup Mette Fanny Chill Bruhn GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg th Scary Halloween Run Elmevang 7, Brøndby Strand Palle Biggles Zych Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Hellerup Station GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Kokkedal Station, Kokkedal Lisa Fire N da Ho Wildmo Hillerød Station, Hillerød Christian Head Sucker Tetens Mette Godmother Jürgensen Nordhavn Station, Østerbro Rumi Do Me Sue Me Hulst Anne Joint Venture Olsen Nørrebro Station, Nørrebro Christmas Party Run Svanemøllen Station, Svanemøllen GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Hangover Run Nørreport Station, København Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen The 15 th 2nd Class Christmas Run Nybrovej / Kongshvilevej, Lyngby GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup The Einar Holbøll Memorial Run no. 15 Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Dirk Bogey Baillie GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Rødovrehallen, Rødovre Parkvej 425, Rødovre Lara Wallaby Naested Naomi Joey Naested 169

173 Statistics Runs in Publications The Glorious History of Copenhagen Hash House Harriers, 6 th Edition Special Events in Olso H 3 SkiHash Sjusøen, Norway th InterHash 2008 Perth Western Australia Inverness H 3 Scandi Jock Stockholm th Birthday Party, Seventies Music and Dress Andelsboligforeningen Halvtolv Selskabslokaler Arsenaløen, Christianshavn th Belgian Nash Hash 2008 Mons, Belgium th German Nash Hash Berlin, Germany Riverboat Jazz Festival Silkeborg Hash Picnic Den Gamle Have, Frederiksdal st Danish Nash Hash 2008 Avnstrup Spejdercenter, Tjørnehusvej 8 Særløse Overdrev, Hvalsø 170

174 Special Events in x5 Relay, 16 th participation Fælledparken, Østerbro th Danish Invation, Oslo H 3 24 hours tour Gaustad, Midstuen, Oslo th Mekong Indochina Sukhothai, Thailand Christmas Party Verdenskulturcentret, Nørre Allé 7, Nørrebro The Best and the Worst of 2008 Best run and On On Lisa Fire N da Ho Wildmo Veksø Station, Veksø Blonde of the Year Lisa Fire N da Ho Wildmo Swimsuit at Halloween?? And many many more. Beer Suppliers of the Year Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Annie Kirstin Dust Angel Kärävä 2 Truckloads of beer!!! Moment of the Year The 1st ever Danish Nash Hash Avnstrup Scout Camp, Tjørnehusvej 8, Anne Joint Venture Olsen Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Happy Hasher of the Year Rumi Do Me Sue Me Hulst ALWAYS smiling why??? Cool Killer of the Year Mike Calapso Bartlett Killing a fridge with a knife... Drunk of the Year #1 Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson A bottle of whiskey for breakfast at DNH. Drunk of the Year #2 Dirk Bogey Baillie Went in to the bushes at Birthday Party Nude of the Year Mette Fanny Chill Bruhn Nude Run at Danish Nash Hash! 171

175 The Best and the Worst of 2008 Most Runs of the Year Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen 60 runs. Most Hares of the Year Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen 10 times. 172

176 Committee, runs and events for 2009 The Committee Grand Master Palle Biggles Zych Religious Advisor Mike Calapso Bartlett Hash Cash Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar Hash Tech GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Hare Raiser Rumi Do Me Sue Me Hulst January May Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted June December Bottlerer Sommi Casino Royal Phuangsrikhen Haberdash Lisa Fire N da Ho Wildmo January August Mette Fanny Chill Bruhn September December Hash Flash Carsten Mr. Blowjob Iversen Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen GM Emeritus Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Gunnar Nu Hansens Plads, Østerbro GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Sundby Metro Station, Sundbyvester Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Friheden Station, Hvidovre Helene One White One Gomez Kokkedal Station, Kokkedal Gerry Gerriatrick Gomez th Biggles Birthday Run Vallensbæk Station, Vallensbæk Palle Biggles Zych Rumi Do Me Sue Me Hulst Sorgenfri Station, Sorgenfri Jurgen Handcream Hulst th G Memorial Run Nørreport Station, København GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen th Valentines Day Run Hellerup Station, Hellerup Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Mette Fanny Chill Bruhn th Fastelavns Run Hellerup Station, Hellerup Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar John Forever Young Lawrie Islands Brygge Metro Station, Ørestad Nord Susanne Larsson Lisa Fire N da Ho Wildmo Peter Bangsvej Station, Frederiksberg Mette Lame Dane Stangeby Jægersborg Allé / Smakkegårdsvej, Jægersborg GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Dybbølsbro Station, Vesterbro GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Allerød Station, Lillerød Carsten Mr. Blowjob Iversen Flintholm Station, Vanløse th Birthday Run Østerport Station, Østerbro GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Hangover Run Nørreport Station, København Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen 173

177 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Ellebjergvej / Spontinisvej, Valby Lone Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Schioldan Ålsgårde Station, Ålsgårde White and Red Run Bernstorffsvej Station, Hellerup Mike Calapso Bartlett Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Orange Run Bella Center Metro Station, Ørestad City Rumi Do Me Sue Me Hulst Jurgen Handcream Hulst Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Bagsværd Station, Bagsværd Michael Hard On Kristensen Palle Biggles Zych Vallensbæk Station, Vallensbæk Yiqi E.T. Guang Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Ejbyvej 35, Skovlunde John Kan-go-root Schjerning GM Emeritus Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Østre Gasværk, Nyborggade 17, Østerbro Jurgen Handcream Hulst Rumi Do Me Sue Me Hulst The Hares 92 Years Birthday Run Sorgenfri Station, Sorgenfri Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Mike Calapso Bartlett Julie Yark Sucker Burgess Frederiksberg Metro Station, Frederiksberg Lisa Fire N da Ho Wildmo Buddinge Station, Buddinge Hank Harley Willemse Ulrikkenborg Plads, Kongens Lyngby th Sankt Hans Barbecue Run Hellerup Station Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Helene One White One Gomez Kokkedal Station, Kokkedal Gerry Gerriatrick Gomez Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Rødovre Station, Rødovre Lara Wallaby Naested Naomi Joey Naested Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Domus Vista, Nordens Plads, Frederiksberg Lene Wet Dream Østergaard Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Charlottenlund Fort, Charlottenlund Simon 69 Green GM Emeritus Dirk Bogey Baillie Parking lot opposite Baunegårdsvej 45, Gentofte Simon 69 Green Virum Station, Virum Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Lisbet Peeping Lis Hellman DFDS Terminalen, Dampfærgevej 30, Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Østerbro Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Birthday Run Ålsgårde Station, Ålsgårde Lone Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Schioldan John Pink Panter van Kesteren Palle Biggles Zych Brøndby Strand Station, Brøndby Strand Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Holte Station, Geels Skov Anne Joint Venture Olsen Dragør Stationsplads, Dragør Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Palle Biggles Zych Brøndbyøster Station, Brøndbyøster Julie Yark Sucker Burgess Emdrup Station, Emdrup Carsten Mr. Blowjob Iversen Danshøj Station, Valby Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Kokkedal Station, Kokkedal John Forever Young Lawrie Østerport Station, Østerbro GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Islands Brygge Metro Station, Ørestad Nord 174

178 Run Correct Date Hares Venue th World Peace Through Beer Fragtvej, Sydhavnen Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon th Scary Halloween Run Elmevang 7, Brøndby Strand Palle Biggles Zych Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Albertslund Station, Albertslund Palle Biggles Zych Julie Yark Sucker Burgess Fasanvej Metro Station, Fredriksberg Alan Rumple Foreskin Winther GM Emeritus Dirk Bogey Baillie Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Malmparken Station, Ballerup Ulla Dirty Drawers Houe Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Svågertorpsvägen 14, Malmö, Sweden Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Christmas Party Run Svanemøllen Station, Svanemøllen Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Hangover Run Nørreport Station, København Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen The 16 th 2nd Class Christmas Run Nybrovej / Kongshvilevej, Lyngby GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup The Einar Holbøll Memorial Run no. 16 Charlottenlund Fort, Charlottenlund GM Emeritus Dirk Bogey Baillie GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Statistics Runs in Special Events in Olso H 3 SkiHash Sjusøen, Norway DIVA HHH Champagne Weekend 2009 Reims, France th Birthday Party, Vicars and Tarts Munkekælderen, Frue Plads, København Duch Nash Hash Koos Vorrinkhuis, Lage Vuursche * st German Nash Hash Obernkirschen, Germany th InterScandi 2009 Harstadt, Norway 175

179 Special Events in nd Danish Nash Hash 2008 Cambridge, England th EuroHash Antalya, Turkey CH 3 Camping Weekend Vinkelvænget 4, Ålsgårde th Danish Invation, Oslo H 3 24 hours tour Kjelsås, Grefsen, Refstad, Oslo th Mecon Indochina Yangon, Burma Christmas Party MF William Jørgensen, Eik Skaløes Plads, Frederiksholm, Holmen The Best and the Worst of 2009 Blonde of the Year Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard When he and Joint Venture arrived at the airport to go to the Diva Hash in March, the check in person couldn t find them on the flight. The reason was that MYN had booked the tickets for February, not March so they had to go and buy new tickets for that day. To make things worse, at security they wanted to confiscate JV's shampoo, but MYN decided to go back and check the bottles in. When he got there he realised he didn t have his boarding card, JV did and she had gone through security. Fortunately she had realised and came back to save him and they made it to the flight just. Pervert of the Year GM Emeritus Dirk Bogey Baillie At one run Bogey turned right at a check when the trail was obviously left, I caught up with him as he got back to the check and asked him how he could be so stupid. He pointed at the lycra covered young harriette s bottom 3 metres in front of him and proceeded to follow it, very happily, for the rest of the run. Run of the Year GM Emeritus Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Østre Gasværk, Nyborggade 17, Østerbro Worst Run of the Year Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Holte Station, Geels Skov The trail was so bad even the hare couldn t find it, at one point the pack was calling on, having found the flour but MYN called them back claiming it was the wrong direction. The only person to do the whole trail was Codpiece, who got back some time after the circle had closed. Yarcoleptic of the Year Julie Yark Sucker Burgess For managing to fall asleep at almost every event or on on she attends. Drunk of the Year Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen 176

180 Himself a cardinal, instead of watching Joint Venture attempting to complete the three rounds of concentration and drinking needed to join the brotherhood he was busy projectile vomiting just behind her. When he had finished he washed his mouth out and carried on drinking for the rest of the on-on. Best On On of the Year Helene One White One Gomez Kokkedal Station, Kokkedal Gerry Gerriatrick Gomez Most runs of the Year Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen 56 runs. Most Hares of the Year GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen 7 runs. 177

181 Committee, runs and events for 2010 The Committee Grand Master Anne Joint Venture Olsen Religious Advisor Gerry Gerriatrick Gomez January July Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard August December Verger Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard January July Hash Cash Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Hash Tech GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Hare Raiser Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted January GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg February December Bottlerer Ulla Dirty Drawers Houe Haberdash Mette Fanny Chill Bruhn Hash Flash Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Mike Calapso Bartlett Bella Center Metro Station, Ørestad City Sommi Casino Royal Phuangsrikhen Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Islev Station, Islev th Biggles Birthday Run Brøndby Strand Station, Brøndby Strand GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Michael Ib von Täinen Harly GM Emeritus Jette Gipsy Woman Christensen Farum Station, Farum Lise Jensen Anne Joint Venture Olsen Nørrebro Station, Nørrebro Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Mette Fanny Chill Bruhn Bernstorffsvej Station, Hellerup 178

182 Run Correct Date Hares Venue th G Memorial Run Nørreport Station, København GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen th Fastelavns Run Nørreport Station, København BDGVBFBBaPC-JIC = Black Dick Gay Valentine Brothers Fastelavn Barrel Bashing and Pub Crawl - Just In Case GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen th Valentines Day Run Hellerup Station, Hellerup Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Gerry Gerriatrick Gomez Kokkedal Station, Kokkedal Helene One White One Gomez GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Anyvej Ballerupvej, Værløse 179

183 Run Correct Date Hares Venue th Birthday Svanemøllen Station, Svanemøllen Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Mike Calapso Bartlett Hangover Run Nørreport Station, København Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Allerød Station, Lillerød Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Østerport Station, Østerbro Anne Joint Venture Olsen Julie Yark Sucker Burgess Sankt Nikolaj Vej 28, 1tv, Frederiksberg Lone Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Schioldan Vinkelvænget 4, Ålsgårde John Pink Panter van Kesteren Flemming Viking Bengtsson Vanløse Station, Vanløse GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan West end of Strandmøllevej Skodsborg Strandvej 25, Skodsborg Carsten Mr. Blowjob Iversen Flintholm Station, Vanløse GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Nordhavn Station, Østerbro GM Emeritus Stig ThirStig Boisen Gladsaxe Møllevej 149, Gladsaxe Lucas Emil Look As Boisen Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard P-lot south end of Haveforeningen Brandhøj, Ulla Dirty Drawers Houe Brandhøjvej, Hedehusene Anne Joint Venture Olsen Virum Station, Virum GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Vallensvæk Station, Vallensbæk Simon 69 Green Brede Station, Brede GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Hørsholm Kongevej, 19 km, Rude Skov th Sankt Hans Barbecue Run Henningsens Allé 14, Hellerup Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn 180

184 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Palindrome Run Charlottenlund Fort, Charlottenlund Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Miguel Mobile Dick Poulsen Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Ulla Dirty Drawers Houe Lara Wallaby Naested Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Islands Brygge Metro Station, Ørestad Nord Aubon Morass Suriwong The Gomez Family Farewell Run Grundtmannsvej 6, Usserød Gerry Gerriatrick Gomez Helene One White One Gomez Chloe Gomez Mads Ground Control Juul-Nyholm Halvtolv, Arsenaløen, Christianshavn Miguel Mobile Dick Poulsen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly The H. C. Ørsted monument at the H. C. Ørsted Park Nørre Voldgade, København Summerhouse weekend Oluf Dahlins Gata 1A, Helsingborg, Sweden Christoffer Sweet Potato Lundén Jan Gobot Mortensen Mats Hugo Comes Often Pärsson Summerhouse weekend Oluf Dahlins Gata 1A, Helsingborg, Sweden Christoffer Sweet Potato Lundén Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Birthday Run Vinkelvænget 4, Ålsgårde Lone Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Schioldan John Pink Panter van Kesteren GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Avedøre Station, Avedøre Yiqi E.T. Guang GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Ørholm Station, Ørholm Anne Joint Venture Olsen Lergravsparken Metro Station, Sundbyøster Mike Calapso Bartlett Ny Ellebjerg Station, Valby GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup Skovlystvej / Ravnehusvej, Lille Hareskov King Christian X Memorial Run Østerport Station, Østerbro Flemming Viking Bengtsson GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg 181

185 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Sydhavn Station, København Yuriy Just Urine Silayev Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Hvidovre Station, Hvidovre Sunday Hash, starts 10:10 Espergærde Station GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Espergærde Red Carpet Birthday Run Karens Minde Kulturhus, Wagnersvej 19, Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Sydhavnen World Peace Through Beer Holte Station, Geels Skov Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard th Scary Halloween Run Elmevang 7, Brøndby Strand GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Someones Birthday Run Henningsens Allé 14, Hellerup Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Skovlunde Station, Skovlunde Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Waterfront Shopping Center, Strandvejen 52, Mads Ground Control Juul-Nyholm Hellerup Neel Little Sperm Maid Bodholt Femøren Metro Station, Kastrup Christmas Party Run Svanemøllen Station, Svanemøllen Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Hangover Run Nørreport Station, København Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Mette Fanny Chill Bruhn Enghave Station, Vesterbro The 17 th 2nd Class Christmas Run Nybrovej / Kongshvilevej, Lyngby GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup Allan Pearl Harbour Thisted GM Emeritus Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Kongens Nytorv, København The Einar Holbøll Memorial Run no. 17 Charlottenlund Fort, Charlottenlund GM Emeritus Dirk Bogey Baillie GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan 182

186 Statistics Runs in Special Events in Olso H 3 SkiHash Sjusøen, Norway th Birthday Party, Toga Party Munkekælderen, Frue Plads, København St. Patricks Day 3 Legged Charity Race 2010 Kennedys Pub, Gammel Kongevej 23, Vesterbro nd Springfest Hash Weekend Stuttgart, Germany Duch Nash Hash Koos Vorrinkhuis, Lage Vuursche th InterHash Kuching, Sarawak, Borneo Odense Nyborg Hash House Harriers Run 1000 Port Arthur, Solevadvej 5, Tommerup x5 Relay, 17 th participation Fælledparken, Østerbro rd ScandiJock Göteborg, Sweden nd German Nash Hash Friedrichshafen, Bodensee, Germany th Danish Invation, Oslo H 3 24 hours tour Rødtvet, Kjelsås, Oslo th Indochina-Mekong Hash Phnom Pehn, Cambodia Christmas Party Karens Minde Kulturhus, Wagnersvej 19, Sydhavnen The Best and the Worst of 2010 Best Run Event of the Year Mads Ground Control Juul-Nyholm Halvtolv, Arsenaløen, Christianshavn Miguel Mobile Dick Poulsen Arranged a drink stop at the top of the Mastekran at Holmen. Best On On of the Year GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Brøndby Strand Station, Brøndby Strand Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Best Drinkstop of the Year Lone Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Schioldan Vinkelvænget 4, Ålsgaarde John Pink Panter van Kesteren Visiting a wine yard. Worst Run of the Year Michael Ib von Täinen Harly The H. C. Ørsted monument at the H. C. Ørsted Park Nørre Voldgade, København The hare got lost. Most Weird Run of the Year King Christian X Memorial Run Østerport Station, Østerport Flemming Viking Bengtsson GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Usung public transport??? The Rookies of the Year Frank Steaming Cougar Bait Bunkenborg Always a front runner and always a ladies man. Most runs of the Year without being Hare GM Emeritus Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen. 183

187 The Best and the Worst of 2010 Drunk of the Year The most persistent Anne Joint Venture Olsen Most Runs of the Year Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen 62 runs. Most Hares of the Year Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen 6 times. 184

188 Committee, runs and events for 2011 The Committee Grand Master Religious Advisor Verger Hash Cash Hash Tech Hare Raiser Bottlerer Haberdash Hash Flash Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Flemming Viking Bengtsson Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Miguel Mobile Dick Poulsen Neel Little Sperm Maid Bodholt Yiqi E.T. Guang Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Gunnar Nu Hansens Plads, Østerbro Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Dyssegård Station, Gentofte Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Lergravsparken Metro Station, Sundbyøster th Biggles Birthday Run Brøndby Strand Station, Brøndby Strand GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Sydhavn Station, København Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon 185

189 Run Correct Date Hares Venue th G Memoria Palindrome Run Nørreport Station, København GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen th Valentines Day Run Hellerup Station, Hellerup Mike Calapso Bartlett GM Emeritus Dirk Bogey Baillie GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Allerød Station, Lillerød Matthew Brown Enghave Station, Vesterbro Neel Little Sperm Maid Bodholt Christianshavn Metro Station, Christienshavn GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Kagerup Station, Grib Skov GM Emeritus Stig ThirStig Boisen Jægersborg Allé / Smakkegårdsvej, Jægersborg Lucas Emil Look As Boisen Hangover Run Nørreport Station, København Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Fortunen, Ermelundsvej, Jægersborg Dyrehave GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Svanemøllen Station, Svanemøllen GM Emeritus Anne Joint Venture Olsen Lergravsparken Metro Station, Sundbyøster GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Brøndbyøster Station, Brøndbyøster Yiqi E.T. Guang Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Waterfront Shopping Center, Strandvejen 52, GM Emeritus Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Hellerup Easter Bunny Run Ørestad Metro Station, Ørestad City John Forever Young Lawrie Claes 2nd Class Heerup Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Holte Station, Geels Skov GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Oxbjerget, Oxbjergvej, Hvissinge Yiqi E.T. Guang Miguel Mobile Dick Poulsen Farum Station, Farum Frank Steaming Cougar Bait Bunkenborg Ulla Dirty Drawers Houe Pilehøjvej 35, Egebjerg Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Simon 69 Green Ørholm Station, Ørholn Albert Munk Green GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Elmevang 7, Brøndby Strand Yiqi E.T. Guang GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Stenløse Station, Stenløse th Sankt Hans Barbecue Run Henningsens Allé 14, Hellerup Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Gentofte Station, Gentofte Michael Ib von Täinen Harly KMD parking lot, Lautrupparken, Ballerup GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych GM Emeritus Anne Joint Venture Olsen Fuglevad Station, Sorgenfri Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Miguel Mobile Dick Poulsen Charlottenlund Fort, Charlottenlund Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Øresund Metrostation, Sundbyøster Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Islands Brygge Metro Station, Ørestad Nord Aubon Morass Suriwong Orathai Doggy Bag Chaikom GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Brøndbyøster Station, Brøndbyøster Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Birthday Run Vinkelvænget 4, Ålsgårde Lone Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Schioldan John Pink Panter van Kesteren 186

190 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Harrestrupvej / Morelvej, Skovlunde Lara Wallaby Naested Mike Calapso Bartlett Mellemtoftevej / Valby Station, Valby Mette Fanny Chill Bruhn Summerhouse Weekend Sandkaas Camping, Allinge Christina Woodstock the Bird Kracht Summerhouse Weekend Sandkaas Camping, Allinge Christina Woodstock the Bird Kracht Hangover Run Sandkaas Camping, Allinge John Pink Panter van Kesteren GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Avedøre Station, Avedøre Yiqi E.T. Guang Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Sorgenfri Station, Sorgenfri GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup Skovlystvej / Ravnehusvej, Lille Hareskov Dan Turell Memorial Run Vangedevej / Brogårdsvej, Vangede Ib Not the 9 O clock News Søby Flemming Viking Bengtsson Nørrebro Station, Nørrebro GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Svaneparken, Biskob Svanes Vej, Birkerød GM Emeritus Stig ThirStig Boisen Nærum Station, Nærum Lucas Emil Look As Boisen Years Birthday Run Karens Minde Kulturhus, Wagnersvej 19, Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Sydhavnen Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted th Scary Halloween Run Elmevang 7, Brøndby Strand GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Yiqi E.T. Guang Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Femvejen, Bernstorff Parken Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard KB Hallen, Peter Bangsvej 147, Frederiksberg Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman DFDS Ferry Terminal, Dampfærgevej 30, Østerbro Niklaus 9 Balls Sonne Jagtvej / Nørrebrogade, Nørrebro GM Emeritus Anne Joint Venture Olsen Nørrebro Station, Nørrebro Christmas Party Run Svanemøllen Station, Svanemøllen Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen GM Emeritus Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Hangover Run Nørreport Station, København Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen The 18 th 2nd Class Christmas Run Nybrovej / Kongshvilevej, Lyngby GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Kongens Nytorv, København The Einar Holbøll Memorial Run no. 18 Charlottenlund Fort, Charlottenlund GM Emeritus Dirk Bogey Baillie GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan GM Emeritus Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Krauseparken, Skanderborggade, Østerbro Statistics Runs in Special Events in Chiang Mai CSH th Run Chiang Mai, Thailand st Birthday Party, Monsters and Maidens Africa Hash 2011 Addis Abbas Ethiopia InterScandic Hash Dublin, Eireland 187

191 Special Events in th Danish Invation, Oslo H 3 24 hours tour Ryen, Ekeberg, Kampen, Oslo th Indochina-Mekong Hash Luang Prabang, Laos Christmas Party Karens Minde Kulturhus, Wagnersvej 19, Sydhavnen The Best and the Worst of 2011 Blonde of the Year GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych For trying to go to InterScandic in Dublin, and leveaing ET at the gate to the plane. Since ET is from China, she only have visa to the Schengen countrys. Irland is not part of the Schengen country, so she could not go. So Biggles had to leave the plane, and go home with ET. Run of the Year Dan Turell Memorial IKEA P-plads på Brogårdsvej Ib Not the 9 O'clock News Søby Worst Run of the Year GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Ebberød, Biskop Svanes Vej 54, 3460 Birkerød. In this area we have had a lot of good runs, but not this time. The hare got lost, when setting the trail. He has no GPS, no compas and no sence of direction in the forest. So we crossed the trail 4-7 times. Using the same path more than once. Drunk of the Year Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Thunderpiss went to EuroHash, Mekong IndoChina and InterScandic this year, and at every event Thunderpiss was drunk. Best On On of the Year Ulla Dirty Drawers Houe Pilehøjvej 35, 2750 Ballerup HashShit of the Year Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Sending a to the GM, saying that Casino Royale is not comming to the chrismas party. At the same time the commite got a from the Haberdash saying that she had recived money from Casino Royale for the chrismas party. Best Event of the Year Sir William (GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych got it) Because he get up from his grave just around the time around Halloween and just when CH3 has one of it's runs in that area. Also because som strange happend to Biggles' house around that time. From being a allmost normal house like the many others around it, the house is transformed into a Halloween-style house. Most Runs of the Year Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen 58 runs. Most Hares of the Year GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych 9 times. 188

192 Committee, runs and events for 2012 The Committee Grand Master Religious Advisor Verger Hash Cash Hash Tech Hare Raiser AmbHashador Haberdash Hash Flash Mike Calapso Bartlett Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Wagn Odin Winkel Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Ib Not the 9 O clock News Søby GM Emeritus Stig ThirStig Boisen GM Emeritus Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Frank Steaming Cougar Bait Bunkenborg Aubon Morass Suriwong Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted GM Emeritus Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Lone Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Schioldan Vinkelvænget 4, Ålsgårde John Pink Panter van Kesteren Ib Not the 9 O clock News Søby Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Lyngby Torv, Lyngby Calapso s 10th Hash Anniversary and Biggles Birthday Run Mike Calapso Bartlett Brøndby Strand Station, Brøndby Strand GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Dybbølsbro Station, Vesterbro th G Memorial Run DR Byen Metro Station, Sundbyvester Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon th Fastelavns Run Christianshavn Metro Station, Christianshavn Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen GM Emeritus Stig ThirStig Boisen Narur- og Sejlklubben II, Radiomarken, Karen Weggers Bagsværdvej 144, Bagsværd GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Dyssegård Station, Gentofte Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Ib Not the 9 O clock News Søby Vangedevej / Brogårdsvej, Vangede Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Kokkedal Station, Kokkedal GM Emeritus Anne Joint Venture Olsen Ravnholm Station, Ravnholm Likk mm Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen Helsingevej 101, Frederiksværk Wagn Odin Winkel Søndersøvej 23, Værløse Neel Little Sperm Maid Bodholt St. Magleby Skole, St. Magleby GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Åmarken Station, Hvidovre Yiqi E.T. Guang Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Matthew Hello Cheeky Brown Jægersborg Station, Jægersborg Mike Calapso Bartlett 189

193 Run Correct Date Hares Venue GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Allerød Station, Lillerød Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Strandmøllekroen, Skodsborg Strandvej Orathai Doggy Bag Chaicom Hangover Run Nørreport Station, København Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Yom Ha'atzmaut Run Israels Plads, Nørreport Flemming Viking Bengtsson Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen Frederiksværk Station, Frederiksværk Mike Calapso Bartlett Fuglevad Station, Sorgenfri Mette Fanny Chill Bruhn Casino Royal Birthday Run Svågertorpsvägen 14, Malmö, Sweden Michael Ib von Täinen Harly GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Brøndbyøster Station, Brøndbyøster Yiqi E.T. Guang GM Emeritus Dirk Bogey Baillie Parking lot opposite Baunegårdsvej 45, Gentofte The Hares 30 Years of Hashing Rødovrevej / Rødovre Parkvej, Rødovre Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Gentofte Station, Gentofte Yiqi E.T. Guang Summerhouse Run Vinkelvænget 4, Ålsgårde Lone Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Schioldan Summerhouse Run Vinkelvænget 4, Ålsgårde GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych The Hares 20 Years of Hashing Vinkelvænget 4, Ålsgårde Lone Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Schioldan Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Mike Calapso Bartlett Bernstorffsvej Station, Hellerup Mette Fanny Chill Bruhn Finn Ritslev Sildehøjgaard, Snekkevej 10, Jyllinge Ib Not the 9 O clock News Søby Skodsborg Station, Jægersborg Hegn Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Nivå Station, Nivå GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Avedøre Station, Avedøre Yiqi E.T. Guang Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Birthday Run Vinkelvænget 4, Ålsgårde Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Andreas Schioldan Tjørnqvist GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Vedbæk Station, Vedbæk GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Holte Station, Geels Skov Yiqi E.T. Guang Norwegian Invasion Dampfærgevej 24B, Østerbro GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Christina Woodstock the Bird Kracht Simon 69 Green Hellerup Station, Hellerup Albert Munk Green Mette Godmother Jürgensen Amager Strandvej / Italiensvej, Sundbyøster GM Emeritus Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen 190

194 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Dan Turell Memorial Run Brogårdsvej / Nybrovej, Vangede Ib Not the 9 O clock News Søby GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Ishøj Station, Ishøj Yiqi E.T. Guang th Sankt Michael s Run Tårnby Station, Tårnby Michael Ib von Täinen Harly GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Ulf Fred Flintstone Ullby Flemming Viking Bengtsson Fasanvej Metro Station, Frederiksberg Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Dybbølsbro Station, Vesterbro GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Rudegård Stadion, Rudersdal Niklaus 9 Balls Sonne The Red Square Nørrebrohallen, Nørrebro th Scary Halloween Run Elmevang 7, Brøndby Strand GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan P-lot at the east end of Østersøvej, Fiskerihavn, Nordhavnen GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Nærum Station, Nærum Ulf Fred Flintstone Ullby Laura Beckwith Christmas Party Run Svanemøllen Station, Svanemøllen Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen GM Emeritus Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Hangover Run Nørreport Station, København Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Wagn Odin Winkel Værløse Station, Værløse GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Vallensbæk Station, Vallensbæk Yiqi E.T. Guang Run Stormbroen, 1212 København K at 18:12 hours Mike Calapso Bartlett Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted GM Emeritus Anne Joint Venture Olsen Nørrebro Station, Nørrebro The 19 th 2nd Class Christmas Run Nybrovej / Kongshvilevej, Lyngby GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup Allan Pearl Harbour Thisted Ole Rusty Dick Rosted GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Kongens Nytorv, København GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen The Einar Holbøll Memorial Run no. 19 Charlottenlund Fort, Charlottenlund GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan GM Emeritus Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Krauseparken, Skanderborggade, Østerbro Mette Godmother Jürgensen Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Statistics Runs in Special Events in Intergulf Hash Dubai, UAE th Belgian Nash Hash Voeren, Belgium Vindobona Hash House Harriers Mörbisch, Neusiedlersee, Burgenland 30th Anniversary Weekend th Birthday Party, Come as Your Favourite Movie Star The Party Room, Rødager Allé 26, Rødovre Great Hash Migration Mombassa, Kenya 191

195 Special Events in th InterHash Borobudur, Indonesia Summerhouse Weekend Vinkelvej 4, Ålsgårde th Danish Invation, Oslo H 3 24 hours tour Østhorn, Sognsvann, Kjelsåsveien, Oslo th Indochina Mekong Hash Hanoi, Vietnam Interesting to see Copenhashers Der Tulip Eater and Joint Venture on the official T-shirt Christmas Party Ramsingsvej 28A, Valby The Best and the Worst of 2012 Blonde of the Year GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed At run 1887 Old Bailey turned up 4 hours late for the run. It was a Monday run on a holiday and so started at 14:30 instead of 18:30. Luckilly for him it was a nice day and the On-On was still going. Best Run of the Year Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen Frederiksværk Station, Frederiksværk Worst Run of the Year Lone Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Schioldan Vinkelvænget 4, Ålsgårde Not Drunk of the Year GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych For just failing to become a Pope - A Cardinal involves drinking 1 beer whilst repeating a series of moves, a Pope is the same think but requires downing 6 beers. Most Eggelent Run Neel Little Sperm Maid Bodholt St. Magleby Skole, St. Magleby Easter Run and egg rolling. Most Runs of the Year Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen 64 runs. Most Hares of the Year GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych 13 times. 192

196 Committee, runs and events for 2013 The Committee Grand Master Religious Advisor Verger Hash Cash Hash Tech Hare Raiser Haberdash Hash Flash Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Matthew Hello Cheeky Brown Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Joana Marie Snot Me Opsima Kristian Made in Hong Kong Ritslev Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Islev Station, Islev Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Waterfront Shopping Center, Strandvejen 52, Orathai Doggy Bag Chaicom Hellerup th Biggles Birthday Run Brøndby Strand Station, Brøndby Strand GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Yiqi E.T. Guang Matthew Hello Cheeky Brown Dyssegård Station, Gentofte Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Neel Little Sperm Maid Bodholt Femøren Metro Station, Kastrup th G Memorial Run Dybbølsbro Station, Vesterbro Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Lone Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Schioldan Islands Brygge Metro Station, Ørestad Nord GM Emeritus Stig ThirStig Boisen Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Fortunen, Ermelundsvej, Jægersborg Dyrehave GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Oxbjerget, Oxbjergvej, Hvissinge Yiqi E.T. Guang Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Østerport Station, Østerbro Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Kokkedal Station, Kokkedal Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Holmbladsgade 22, Amagerbro Rasmus Dyrmose Vad Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Vallensbæk Station, Vallensbæk Marianne Andersen Ib Not the 9 O clock News Søby Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Flemming Viking Bengtsson Rødovre Centrum, Rødovre Parkvej, Rødovre Flemming Viking Bengtsson Vanløse Station, Vanløse Ulf Fred Flintstone Ullby Enghave Station exit Sønder Boulevard 193

197 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Søren Kirkegaard Run Either Or Kongens Nytorv Metro Station, København GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Orathai Doggy Bag Chaicom GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Ishøj Station, Ishøj Ulf Fred Flintstone Ullby Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych GM Emeritus Mike Calapso Bartlett Bernstorffsvej Station, Hellerup GM Emeritus Dirk Bogey Baillie Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Vestamager Metro Station, Ørestad Syd GM Emeritus Claes 2nd Class Heerup Bagsværd Station, Bagsværd GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Brøndbyøster Station, Brøndbyøster GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Allerød Station, Lillerød Ib Not the 9 O clock News Søby Brogårdsvej / Nybrovej, Vangede Neel Little Sperm Maid Bodholt Bella Center Metro Station, Ørestad City Wagn Odin Winkel Hareskov Station, Hareskovby Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Svågertorpsvägen 14, Malmö, Sweden Ariya Cheetah Harly Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Svågertorpsvägen 14, Malmö, Sweden GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Gentofte Station, Gentofte Flemming Viking Bengtsson GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Nørre Gymnasium, Mørkhøjvej 78, Mørkhøj GM Emeritus Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Østre Gasværk, Nyborggade 17, Østerbro Ib Not the 9 O clock News Søby Rungsted Kyst Station, Rungsted Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Helsingørsvej, 13.9 km, Danstrup Hegn GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Humlebæk Station, Humlebæk Ib Not the 9 O clock News Søby Ordrup Station, Ordrup GM Emeritus Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Matthew Hello Cheeky Brown Bellevue Teater, Klampenborg Ib Not the 9 O clock News Søby Farum Station, Farum GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Brøndby Strand Station, Brøndby Strand Yiqi E.T. Guang Norwegian Invasion Holte Station, Geels Skov GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen Carsten Mr. Blowjob Iversen Hvidovre Station, Hvidovre Ulla Dirty Drawers Houe Pilehøjvej 35, Egebjerg Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Neel Little Sperm Maid Bodholt Tårnby Station, Tårnby Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Nivå Station, Nivå Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen Helsingevej 101, Frederiksværk Mette Lame Dane Stangeby Jægersborg Station, Jægersborg John Enos Hoskin Rowell Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Norgesporten Kastellet, Østerbro Julius Bogs Eriksen Ib Not the 9 O clock News Søby Kildebakke Station, Søborg GM Emeritus Mike Calapso Bartlett Østerport Station, Østerbro Katharina S3 Schütte Christmas Party Run Svanemøllen Station, Svanemøllen Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen GM Emeritus Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Hangover Run Kongens Nytorv Metro Station, København Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen 194

198 Run Correct Date Hares Venue Flemming Viking Bengtsson Brønshøj Torv, Brønshøj Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar Henningsens Allé 14, Hellerup GM Emeritus Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Kortløb, Sydhavnen Ariya Cheetah Harly Torben Laursen GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Kongens Nytorv, København The Einar Holbøll Memorial Run no. 20 Charlottenlund Fort, Charlottenlund GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan GM Emeritus Dirk Bogey Baillie GM Emeritus Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Gunnar Nu Hansens Plads, Østerbro Statistics Runs in runs Special Events in rd Birthday Party Arabian Nights SAREY Grill & Café, Borgbjergvej 28, København SV InterScandic Bornholm th Euro Hash Helsinki Tallin Stockholm Badge for 10 Years of Danish Invations 195

199 th Danish Invation, Oslo H 3 24 hours tour Voksenlia, Holmenkollen, Ullern, Oslo th Indochina Mekong Hash Kunming, Yunnan, China Christmas Party Ramsingsvej 28A, Valby The Best and the Worst of 2013 Best run and On On Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen Helsingevej 101, Frederiksværk Super Sponsors Michael Hard On Hvitved and Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Yellow of the Year Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Super Surprising Hare Ib Not the 9 O clock News Søby Worst Run of the Year GM Emeritus Stig ThirStig Boisen Skovbrynet Station, Hareskoven Best Event InterScandic Bornholm By GM Emeritus Mike Calapso Bartlett Most Runs of the Year Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen 60 runs. Most Hares of the Year GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych 7 times. Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen 7 times. 196

200 Committee, runs and events for 2014 The Committee Grand Master Religious Advisor Verger Hash Cash Hash Tech Hare Raiser Haberdash Hash Flash Über Hash Bottler Hash Hound Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar Matthew Hello Cheeky Brown Peter Fitzgerald Carsten Mr. Blowjob Iversen Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Orathai Doggy Bag Chaicom Mette Godmother Jürgensen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Katharina S3 Schütte Luffe Run Correct Date Hares Venue New Year Run Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Åmarken Station, Hvidovre Yiqi E.T. Guang GM Emeritus Anne Joint Venture Olsen Nørrebro Station, Nørrebro Bo Triple Dick Head Løvschall GM Emeritus Helle Red Carpet Dahn Karens Minde Kulturhus, Wagnersvej 19, Sydhavnen GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Brøndby Strand Station, Brøndby Strand Yiqi E.T. Guang Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Dybbølsbro Station, Vesterbro Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Brøndby Strand Station, Brøndby Strand Naomi Joey Naested Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Hellerup Station, Hellerup Mette Fanny Chill Bruhn Bernstorffsvej Station, Hellerup Neel Little Sperm Maid Bodholt Christianshavn Metro Station, Christienshavn GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Ib Not the 9 O clock News Søby Emdrup Station, Emdrup th Years Birthday Run Allerød Station, Lillerød Flemming Viking Bengtsson GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg 197

201 Generic Shirts During the years a lots of different shirts has been made. Shirts made with special occasion in mind, are shown in the run list next to the run where they belongs. Lots of shirts made for daily use has been made as well. Often are the same prints used on several different colours of shirts. The date of issue are quiet hard to determine for these shirts. I have given my best guesses and shown a small selection below. The first basic T-shirt from autumn The first basic sweatshirt from

202 Sweatshirt Introduced in red and greyish blue. Singlet The printer of the singlet didn t know the word WANKERS and thought it was misspelled. He couldn t find it in his dictionary, so he decided it should be WARKERS instead whatever that means. Money was scares for the printer, so he accepted to make a reprint with the red X and N. 199

203 Sweatshirt issued in red and green in First made as a yellow T-shirt in Since then in all the colours of the rainbow and on sweatshirts as well. The print on the back are seen in different fonts and layout. The logo on the back is disappeared in later editions. 200

204 Grey sweatshirt 1992 and in a dark blue version in Black shorts

205 The Father Abraham Collection It has been my privilege to join CH 3 at run no. 2 in 1980, and I have been running more than 2/3 of all the runs. I became thus very soon the one Hasher in CH 3 who have been running most runs. Besides receiving the mugs and tags shown in the previous section, have the Committees many times tried to celebrate my events with a special trophy. I am truly honoured. Except for the T-shirt are the size of the objects shown in ~1:4. CHHH JENS FAKLENBERG 100. RUN 333 runs Viking wanker Jens COPENHAGEN H3 JENS FALKENBERG RUN This T-shirt awarded to Hashers with more than 300 runs. A total of 3 was issued. I had more than 400 runs when I was awarded it. CH3 FATHER ABRAHAM RUN NO. 500 AUGUST 1993 C H H H RUN 555 FATHER ABRAHAM 202

206 666 runs Copenhagen Hash House Harriers 700 Runs Father Abraham FATHER ABRAHAM 777 RUN Father Abraham CH3 Hasher of the year 2001 CH3 888 RUNS ON ON Father Abraham Copenhagen Hash House Harriers Father Abraham 1000 Runs Father Abraham CH3 RUN 1111 COPENHAGEN HASH HOUSE HARRIERS 1221 RUNS FATHER ABRAHAM 203

207 Songs used in the circle Copenhagen Hash House Harriers The Songs in Copenhagen Hash House Harriers When the Master of Ceremonies awards a down down to a Hasher the congregation sings the down down song. The Down Down Song Here s to He s so blue. He s a bastard through and through. He s a bastard so they say, and he ll never get to heaven in a long long way. Drink it down, down, down, down, down, down, down, Drink it down, down, down, down, down, down, down. Tune: Come Let Us Adore Him Why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, oh why, why, why? Why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, oh why, why, why? After a Hasher has ended his down down, the congregation will sing one of the following two songs: Why was he born so beautiful? He may be a joy to his mother Why was he born so beautiful? Why was he born at all? He s no fucking use to anyone. He s no fucking use at all. He may be a joy to his mother But he s a pain in the asshole to me. The circle is ended with The Copenhagen Hash House Harriers Hymn. A crate of beer (with at least one full beer) is placed in the centre of the circle before the hymn is started. The Copenhagen Hash House Harriers Hymn Tune: Land of Hope and Glory Text: Carl Sodbuster Bondorff (1985) Come on Viking Wanker s. Lift your beers and shout. We are CopenHashers. What we ve got we flaunt. Close the narrow circle. Gather round the beer. Hashing, wanking, drinking. That is why we re here. Hashing, wanking, drinking. That is why we re here. After the Hymn the boys shouts the Oggy Oggy Oggy followed by the boy s song: Oggy Oggy Oggy Tune: A Cheer Leader (Spoken/yelled) Unruly Mob (Mumbled) Leader (Louder) Rabble (Faces turn) Leader (Really pissed now) Crowd (Bellowing) Leader (Red faced) Audience (This is fun!) Leader (Shits himself) Followers (Gungho) Oggy Oggy Oggy! Oi Oi Oi. Oggy Oggy Oggy!! Oi Oi Oi! Oggy!!!!! Oi!!!! Oggy!!!!! Oi!!!! Oggy Oggy Oggy!!!! Oi Oi Oi!!!!!!!!!! Boys, song I m in love with the girl next door. Smell my finger. She s a big one. Smell my elbow. She s enormous. Smell my armpit. She s gigantic. Smell my ankle. She s just fourteen And your 204

208 After the boy s song, the girls sing one of the following two songs: All I get is a bottle of beer! Tune: 24 Røvere Text: Susanne Poodle K. Mikkelsen (1991) Majbritt Puffer Jørgensen Charlotte Plastered Dønvang Jannie Jannie the Nannie Petersen Lise Octopussy Bonde Christina Dung Heap Dønvang Girls song Text: Dianne Laid Lots Laidlaw I m in love with the boy next door. Smell his moustache. He s a small one and a quick one. (Chorus) (Solo) (Chorus) (Solo) (Chorus) (Solo) (Chorus) (Chorus) Last night, a Hasher boy, tried to show me his own little toy. He opened up, took it out, but all I saw was a baby sprout. I said: Oh boy! Is that what you call a mammoth toy? Why don t you give me a beer? I d rather play with my dildo gear! He is hashing hashing. He is wanking wanking. I am waiting waiting. And all I get is a bottle of beer! When I find a man, he ll never use his hand again. He can use all his gear, but all I want is a bottle of beer! Other Songs Used in Copenhagen Hash House Harriers International Hash Hymn Tune: Swing Low, Sweet Chariot Note: Gestures accompany words Swing low, sweet chariot, Coming for to carry me home, Swing low, sweet chariot, Coming for to carry me home. I looked over Jordan and what did I see, Coming for to carry me home, A band of angels coming after me, Coming for to carry me home. Chorus: Swing low, sweet chariot, Coming for to carry me home, Swing low, sweet chariot, Coming for to carry me home. I m sometimes up and sometimes down, Comin for to carry me home, But still my soul feels heavenly bound. Comin for to carry me home. Chorus If you get there before I do, Coming for to carry me home, Tell all my friends that I m coming too, Coming for to carry me home. Father Abraham Tune: Father Abraham Father Abraham had seven sons, Seven sons had Father Abraham, And he never smiled, And he never cried, All he did was go like this With a right! Leader: With a right! (extend right arm) All (shout/actions): With a right! (extend right arm) Father Abraham had seven sons, Seven sons had Father Abraham, And he never smiled, And he never cried, All he did was go like this With a right! Leader: With a right! (extend right arm) All (shout/actions): With a right! (extend right arm) Leader: And a left! (extend left arm) All (shout/actions): And a left! (extend left arm) More verses/actions: With a right! (extend right leg) With a left! (extend left leg) And a HEEEE! (hump pelvis) And a HUUHH! (turn around, drop pants, moon pack) (Repeat with variations: humming and motions only, silence and motions only, double-time) 205

209 We Are The Hash Tune: We Are The World There comes a time when you hear a certain ca11. (On On) when the Hash must come together as one. There are Vikings crying Oh where s the fucking trail? To the Hares the greatest pricks of all. We can t go on pretending that we re fit. There s always some smart arse who beats us in. We are all a part of one great big family. And the truth is that Tuborg s all we need! Chorus: We are the hash, we are the Vikings, we are the one s who only run for beer, so let s start drinking, there s a choice to make here, but it s Tuborg that we drink, because drinking 0ther beer, makes your breath stink. Woo, we have a horn, that is hardly ever heard, when there, he d rather play with his own. And a choir that shows us, each and every week, that the Wanker s cannot sing at all! Chorus We re on the trail. We re simply chasing flour. If we keep on there s no way we can fail. Wo, wo, wo, wo, to reach the beer, that we know is gonna come, when we stand together as one! Chorus 206

210 Hash Weddings Marriages between Hashers are a regular tradition. Since the founding there have been 39 Hash weddings between CopenHashers. Date The Happy Couple Place of Verdict Susanne Sorbits Munck Tårbæk Kirke, Tårbæk Poul Erik Dam Lone Pedersen Vedbæk Kirke, Vedbæk Flemming Flam Jørgensen Dorthe Olesen Lundtofte Kirke, Lundtofte Erling Kjøller Ipsen Birgitte Mikkelsen Lyngby Kirke, Lyngby Claes 2 nd Class Heerup GM Emeritus Anne Kit Ipsen The English Church, København Jim Big Jim Carr Susanne Hundevad Bali Erik Pass Out Nymann Helle Mayday Hagen Kirke Sonnerup Kirke, Kirke Sonnerup Kim Hartung Jørgensen Caroline Thearle GM Emeritus Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen Helene Miss Money Penny Bekker-Nielsen Dalum Kloster Kirke, Odense GM Emeritus Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar 1990, Spring Elsa Nielsdottir Jaap The Dutch Dildo de Ridder Lissi Thin Lizzy Hørlin Vedbæk Kirke, Vedbæk Stein H. Christiansen GM Emeritus Jette Gipsy Woman Christensen Kirke Værløse Kirke, Kirke Værløse Jens Bassil Kristensen Ingvill The Professional Solbø Marmorkirken, København Lars Christiansen GM Emeritus Helle Rigid Tits Pedersen Rungsted Kirke, Rungsted Søren Charlie Brown Bruun Fabienne Fabulous Chappuis Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Susanne Poodle K. Mikkelsen Nordby Kirke, Fanø Ken Kenwood Hayes Charlotte Plastered Dønvang Pedersborg Kirke, Pedersborg Dave Maid Marion Parks Lise Knickerless Iversen Vor Frue Kirke, København Klaus Testicle Bendiks Asa Skatter Alfredsdottir Rungsted Kirke, Rungsted Edward Prince Charming O Hara Mette Muddy Mistress Fjellerad Københavns Rådhus, København Nicholas Hump the Foot Kristensen Marcelle Swede Heart Andreasson Holmens Kirke, København Helge Fire Hose Lunau Jeanette Great Dane Schmidt Københavns Rådhus, København John Sir John Rodney Annette Southern Comfort Joseph Rosted Albertslund Rådhus, Albertslund Ole Rusty Dick Rosted Jocelyn Lady-Di-Gnasher Bidstrup Guernsey Dave Carmen McKenzie Michele Tadpole Enevoldsen Lyngby Kirke, Lyngby Jesper Butthead Krarup 207

211 Date The Happy Couple Place of Verdict Jelena Zippo Jevsikova Frederiksberg Rådhus, Frederiksberg Finn Burning Bush Busk Lise Public Hair Hjortborg Helleruplund Kirke, Hellerup Jan Pop Eye Stærk Sigridur Miss Piggie Sveindottir Søllerød Rådhus, Holte Allan No Name Struwe Møller Sarah Long The English Church, København John Heaslip Susan Queen of Denmark Elleholm Gundsømagle Kirke, Gundsømagle Jesper Prince Light Oddershede Lisbet Peeping Lis Eriksen Københavns Rådhus, København Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Gitte Lightning Lilly Brandtvig Høsterkøb Kirke, Høsterkøb Ulrik Sheikh Dantzer Jacobsen Sidsel MissCalculator Kai-Sørensen Torup Kirke, Torup Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Lene Masochist Haakonsen Hareskovby Kirke, Hareskovby Ivan Ivan the Terrible Mortensen Mabel Spanish Fly Zarate Strandmarkskirken, Hvidovre Ole Say no more Damgård Annette Bloody Mary Høegh Hjørring Rådhus, Hjørring Jørn Wimpy Olesen Gaby Nose Pick Brosius Søllerød Kirke, Søllerød Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen Birgitte JanOhMania Bak Jægersborg Kirke Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Mette Mermaid Under Cover Andersen Birkerød Kirke Klaus First Choice Kaarsberg Lotte TITS Я US Knudsen Frederiksberg Rådhus Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych Nanning, Guabxi, China Yiqi E.T. Guang Sommi Casino Royal Phuangsrikhen Malmö Rådhus, Sweden Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Aubon Morass Suriwong Københavns Rådhus Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Orathai Doggy Bag Chaicom Københavns Rådhus Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen 208

212 The Venues per 31 st december 2013 The venues during the years have been plentiful. During 1988 runs 576 different venues has been chosen. 220 places have only been used for a single run, but the 10 most popular places counts for 362 runs. All runs except 41 have been held outside the North Sealand and Copenhagen area. Hereof 17 in the near by area of Sweden, 17 on the other part of Sealand, 3 in Jutland and 4 on Bornholm. The runs are distributed in the 9 North Sealand areas as follows: 1. Frederiksværk area The area north of Hillerød Helsingør area Frederikssund area Centre of North Sealand Northeast of Copenhagen Roskilde area Køge Bay area Central Copenhagen and Amager 573 The 10 most used venues are: 1. Charlottenlund Station Hellerup Station Allerød Station Holte Station Rungsted Kyst Station Peter Lieps Hus, Jægersborg Dyrehave Skodsborg Station Klampenborg Station Hareskov Station Østerport Station 31 The maps on the following pages show the venues of the runs. The numbers indicates only the approximate place for the venues. One number may cover more than one venue in the local nearby area. This is especially the case for venues on map 6-9 and 9a. 209

213 Venue area 1 The Frederiksværk area 210

214 Venue area 2 The area north of Hillerød 211

215 Venue area 3 The Helsingør area 212

216 Venue area 4 The Frederikssund area 213

217 Venue area 5 Centre of North Sealand 214

218 Venue area 6 Northeast of Copenhagen 215

219 Venue area 7 Roskilde area 216

220 Venue area 8 Køge bay area 217

221 Venue area 9 Copenhagen and Amager around the centre of Copenhagen 218

222 Venue area 9a The centre of Copenhagen 219

223 Run Statistics The Top 40 All Time Most Running Hashers per March 15 th 2014 Rank Name No of runs 1. GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed GM Emeritus Stig ThirStig Boisen GM Emeritus Dirk Bogey Baillie GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly GM Emeritus Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen GM Emeritus Jin Alligator Dundee Dunbar GM Emeritus Claes 2 nd Class Heerup Claus Mr. Invisible Eriksen GM Emeritus Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Jan Pop Eye Stærk Christina Dung Heap Dønvang GM Emeritus Helle Red Carpet Dahn Michael Hard On Hvitved Christina Woodstock the Bird Kracht Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard GM Emeritus Anne Joint Venture Olsen Gaby Nose Pick Brosius Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum John Sir John Rodney Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen GM Emeritus Jørgen Rock-your-Socks Rokkjær Christian Escargot Retien GM Emeritus Erik Stallion Bruijn Brosius Ole Rusty Dick Rosted Henrik ComeBack Hansen Peter Party Prick Kragh Jane Cinderella Engelund Helge Fire Hose Lunau GM Emeritus Jocelyn Lady-Di-Gnasher McKenzie Mette Godmother Jürgensen Poul Sleeping Partner Müller

224 The Top 40 All Time Most Active Hares per March 15 th 2014 Rank Name No of runs 1. GM Emeritus Palle Biggles Zych GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan GM Emeritus Dirk Bogey Baillie Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen GM Emeritus Claes 2 nd Class Heerup Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum GM Emeritus Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen GM Emeritus Jin Alligator Dundee Dunbar Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Michael Hard On Hvitved GM Emeritus Erik Stallion Bruijn Brosius GM Emeritus Anne Joint Venture Olsen Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Niklaus 9 Balls Bendiks Sonne GM Emeritus Jacob The Ayatollah Hansen Jane Cinderella Engelund GM Emeritus Stig ThirStig Boisen Edward Prince Charming O Hara Lone Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Schioldan Steen Christensen Jan Pop Eye Stærk Jesper Butthead Krarup GM Emeritus Helle Red Carpet Dahn Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Torben Tendist Larsen Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Erik Pass Out Nymann Henrik ComeBack Hansen John Sir John Rodney Poul Sleeping Partner Müller Steve Gant

225 Runs per Year Running once a week should give 52 runs per year no less no more. But since 1985 special occasion runs, hang over runs and weekend hashing has driven the number of runs per year to the range of with 2004 peaking at 69 runs. 80 Numbe r of Runs per Year Average pack Size Since 1994 exists still good registrations for runs. This makes it possible to make statistics based on the individual years. The size of the packs varies across the years but much more within each year. The size of the pack depends on the weather and in certain cases who the hare is. It is hard to find substantial variations over the seasons of the year. The registrations cover only members, loopsters and youngsters. Guests and visitors are not included nor absent minded hashers. 60,0 50,0 Average Pace Size ,0 30,0 20,0 10,0 0,

226 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare The statistics is per March 15 th Hashers, the Stories Behind the Hash Names and Statistics The Hashers below complies with one or more of the following conditions: Members per March 15 th Hasher with a hash name where the story is told. Been hare or cohare for one or more runs. Former member of CH 3 with more than 10 runs, (if data is available). Adult committee members. Run lists form the runs 1-154, , , and 757-today are available. As some of the run lists include accumulated counting of runs, the missing run sheets have virtually no impact on the counting for active Hashers of today. Some of the old Hashers have made a counting of their own, and these counting s are included. The run list starting with run 757 includes the accumulated counting for past runs, and as such should the counting for old active Hashers of today be fairly accurate. An * after the no of runs indicates that the counting s might be incomplete. I have tried, where possible to find the names, in the run list and in the rehash, of the hares and cohares that relay made the runs. From 1997 and onwards is this information recordings from the actual runs and events. No location is mentioned when christenings are performed at CH 3. Photos are included when available in an acceptable quality. (Photographically spoken of course). Name First run No runs Hare Aad Artist Smith 39* 6 Adelina Zych Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Christened by Palle Biggles Zych Since his entrance in the CH 3, everything about him was very disgusting. He looks like a Viking, and for a long time he tried to convince everybody that Viking should be his name. But stealing another Hashers name is very disgusting! At many runs he started out together with the rest of the pack, but after a few yards, he suddenly disappeared. But of course he always showed up again for the beer drinking in the end of the run disgusting! When he gets a down down, he empties the horn completely; he even tries to twist the horn in order to press out the last drops of beer! Disgusting! But the most disgusting action happened at a fool moon run, where he got so drunk that he entered a container in order to take a nap. Disgusting! But waking up again after a little while, he couldn t find his way out of the container! More Disgusting! 2006 As the poor fellow already is christened Gusti by his parents, (they must have known that this innocent baby should develop to a very disgusting Viking), there is only one natural Hash name for this guy: Dis-Gusti! Ailish Factor 69 Neville 32 1 Christened by Peter Party Prick Kragh Ailish have red hair and a very fair skin not good protection against sunburn

227 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Alan Quasi Moto Farr 27* 4 Alan is not a very tall person. He was responsible for ringing the bells at the English church on Sundays. Although he wasn t hunchbacked as his counterpart in Notre Dame he was called Quasi Moto Alan Rumple Foreskin Winther Alan Yo Yo (SubScribe, Smartass, Sweeper, Tinkerbell, BK) Beard Christened by James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Our dear Yo Yo was awarded his hash name in CH 3 while he time after time kept coming back to the CH 3. But as Yo Yo can t get enough he have done his outmost to collect hash names around the world: 2003 Delhi SubScribe for teaching the American Scribe proper English. Shekou Smartass for heckling the American GM for 6 weeks with words he did not understand like Plonker, Dipstick, Septic Tank, Wassock, Tosser etc before someone explained to him, he was not a very bright GM. Shekou Full Moon Sweeper, for cleaning a taxi driver s windscreen with a brush in a rainstorm while travelling on a bus at 30 miles an hour. This was changed to Tinkerbell when he became RA after he pinched (stole) a feather duster from the GM s kitchen stuck a dolls hand on top which had only the middle finger remaining (swivel on this) and using it as a religious icon. (It took him 6 weeks to discover where the duster had gone). Madrid BK (Before Krist). An absolutely crap name given by a brainless RA says Yo Yo. Albert Mr. Spraycan Munk Green Christened by Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Ever since he could walk, Albert has to be eager to kick the can, when we close the circle. Since he is not so big yet, it has been difficult for him to step on the can, so it could be destroyed and the beer spraying out. Therefore, he often stood right next to the can, when another hashes stepped on the can. When this happens he normaly get a lot of the beer spray on him and after that he just laugh. So Mr. Spraycan it is Alex Bremer Before Alexander Gorgeous Bonde-Jacobsen Christened by Ivan Ivan the Terrible Mortensen A new hash baby is born, and his parents call him Alexander. As you all know, Alexander the Great became the Gordian king by cutting the Gordian knot. Swedish people are called Swedes, Danish people are called Danes and obviously Gordian people are called Gorgeous. And that s the hash name of Alexander

228 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Alexander Poulsen Alistar English 2* 2 Allan No Name Struwe Møller Christened by Merete ReBelle Yell Olsen 1997 This brother has been running with the CH 3 since early Nevertheless, until recently, he still had no Hash name! So, as an acknowledgement of his outstanding ability to remain unnoticed and unnamed for so many years, he was given the appropriate name. Hash name: No Name Allan Pearl Harbour Thisted Christened by Peter Party Prick Kragh 1993 In 1993 Allan was employed in the Japanese company Sony. And as soon as he told us about his new job, the MC loudly announced that Allan had joined forces with the enemy and christened him Pearl Harbour Allan Warlev * 2 Ana Maria Højen-Sørensen 14 1 Anders Larsen 1* 1 Anders Mørch Before * 4 Anders W. Nielsen 2* 2 Andrea Kjædegaard 8* 1 Andrea Marsh 1* 1 Andreas Forty One Schioldan Tjørnqvist Christened by Mike Calapso Bartlett Andreas had been dragged to the Hash by Nag Nag for a number of years and she had been trying to get him named for nearly as long. Well when Nag Nag nags in the circle the RA always went deaf so nothing ever happened. Then she started nagging via , suggesting that he be called Forty Two because he was always asking questions and seemed to want to know all the answers to life the universe and everything (Douglas Adams fans will understand the reference). Well the Hash being the Hash something finally had to be done, if just to shut Nag Nag up, but of course you can t have a name suggested by your mum so Forty Two was out and anyway no one on the Mismanagement could count to 42, 2010 Forty One was as close as we could get. Andrew Periodical Davenall 11 A Hasher from London whose job brought him through Copenhagen about once a month. His periodical appearances gave him his name. Anette Christensen * Anette Justesen 2* 2 225

229 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Anette Sparresø 3* 3 Anita Big Bubble Mulbjerg Andersen 47 Ann Hirst 2 1 Ann Mortensen 38 5 Ann Nilsson Ann Wahini Lundén Christened by Slash at Palmerston North H 3 July 1987 Wahini is woman in Maori. And there is no doubt in Ann s mind that the name was given because she is an attractive, beautiful and appealing woman Anne Cathrine Krarup Anne Dorte Lützhøft 29 1 GM Emeritus Anne Joint Venture Olsen Christened by Carsten Mr. Blowjob Iversen Since Anne had joined the Hash she has always found space even in the circle for making her own cigarettes. Why, why, why??? May be Anne is poor as a church rat and can t afford to buy ordinary manufactured cigarettes, may be Anne she isn t satisfied with the tobacco in these cigarettes, or may be Anne has become a so serious Hasher that she has taken it literally? We don t know and we don t want to know, but just to play safe was Anne christened Joint Venture GM Emeritus Anne Kit Ipsen * 13 Anne Myhrman 3 1 Annelie ParaNoia Heinberg 15 Christened by Peter Party Prick Kragh Was given her name at or after a hash weekend in Paris. She could be a bit nervous sometimes too Annelise Hauch 2* 2 Annelise Staberg 2* 2 Anne-Marie Schiller 19* 1 226

230 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Annette Bloody Mary Høegh Christened by Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman 1996 The fashionable way to stay forever young during the middle ages was to bathe in blood, preferably from young, innocent virgins. Sister Anette, usually relaxing with a bath and a glass of wine after the Hash Runs, runs the constant risk of falling asleep and dropping the wineglass into the water. It would give her bath the look, if maybe not the effect, of a true medieval blood bath Annette Daisy Turpin Dresling Christened by Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Yes, we had a naming at the Roskilde Night Wank with the Vikings run! At one of the event stops, a group of fencers were displaying their noble art of fencing. Good fun for the pack, seeing a couple of lads in white garments trying to poke a hole in each other. Best as we were about to leave the scenery, in steps one of our own, none less than the usually calm Annette, into the arena, a big smile lurking behind the mask, dressed for fight. It turned out that it had been a long time dream for Annette to try out fencing, and some aggressive on-spot persuasion finally gave her the opportunity. Annette started out against one of the instructors; the battle was rather calm as the instructor did a good job of pointing out 2000 all the moves one by one. All of a sudden this dozing duel was simply too much for Pop Eye. He quickly got dressed in proper manners, grabbed an e pe e (that s what the sword is called in fencing), and buffed the instructor out of the arena. All of a sudden a stalwart duel started. This was like watching the three musketeers live, well, more like watching 17 th century British bandits judging by the dirty tricks played during the match. Annette really did a good job fighting Pop Eye, scoring several points, and a new hash name was born; the Copenhagen bunch had their own impression of the 80 s TV-star Dick Turpin. Dick would have been a great name for a girl, but as Annette actually possess just a little more grace than the TV model, she was given the name: Daisy Turpin. Annette Mesing * Annette MizOdin Pollas 34 6 Christened at Lagos H When Anette was hashing at the Lagos H 3 her husband Purpls Rain never came to the Hash. Odin is the Nordic equivalent to Jupiter and Zeus. Annette is of Nordic descent and whenever she was at the Hash she was missing the god of her live. Hence Annette was christened MizOdin Annette Southern Comfort (April, The Hen) Joseph Rosted Christened April by the GM at Bangalore H , Southern Comfort September by Ken Dicktator Vitesia at Delhi H and The Hen by Martin Herr Ball Böll Capital H Annette tells the following story about her first Hash name April: The name originated from the fact, that we were three friends who joined the hash together and ran quite regularly. We were quite good friends and even during the runs we used to stick together and really had lots of fun. The GM and the others decided that we should be named after Donald Duck s nieces called April, May and June April tells the following story about her second Hash name Southern Comfort: I originally come from Karnataka one of the southern states of India and hence was the name given to me. Southern Comfort is also the name of a luxury chain of hotels in South India. Later I came to know that it is a well-known whisky name in the USA. Rusty Dick tells the following story about Southern Comfort third Hash name The Hen: In those days Delhi H 3 grew very big and became more and more a social event rather than a running cum drinking club. Thus, the Capital H 3 was founded in September 94 by some of the more keen Hashers of Delhi H 3. Although Delhi is a big town all members of Capital H 3 were also members of Delhi H 3. Still the two clubs officially didn t like or hardly recognised each other. Down-downs were given for wearing the other clubs gear etc. And the hash names were not recognised either. Thus, Southern Comfort and I were given new names after a couple of runs with Capital H 3. Again my last name was used but this time with a sweet hint to Southern Comfort s and my growing friendship: The Rooster and The Hen. The picture above is from the christening ceremony at a weekend trip with DH 3 some palace north of Chandigarh, India. Nice to see the CH 3 hash gear. Anni Bodorf 23 1 Anni Olsen 3* 3 227

231 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Annie Kirstin Dust Angel Kärävä Antonio Klaus First Choice Kaarsberg Christened by Ivan Ivan the Terrible Mortensen Holy Shit It was my first day as RA and the first day in the New Year. My predecessor in office had been kind enough to leave me a lot of Hashers and Harriet s without a proper hash name, so all I had to do was to choose. I looked around and saw all these fine youngsters all with a look of expectancy. I had to make my choice. Klaus Kaarsberg, a member of the new happy committee, it had to be him. So Klaus will forever in the hash tribe and after forever in the happy hunting grounds be known as First Choice Ariya Cheetah Harly Arne Aagaard 2* 2 Aron Half Pint Rodney 34 1 Christened by Claus Oeuf Jacobsen at Copenhagen Howlin H 3 Aron was on his first full moon run at an age of 11 years old. He didn t drink much (actually nothing at all). Didn t he really like the stuff Hasher s drink, or does his father John Sir John Rodney surprisingly have a good influence on the dear child? Both are hard to believe. Nevertheless the GM looked at Aron and realised, that he was only half the size (not height) of a real man (the GM of course), and promptly the GM christened Aron as Half Pint Asa Skatter Alfredsdottir 95 5 Christened by Peter Party Prick Kragh 1993 Asa Alfred s daughter was given her name for continually referring to everyone as treasure (Danish: skat). Hearing this over and over again to other male Hasher s taxes (Danish skatter) one s tolerance Asbjørn Apple Jack Vernang

232 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Astrid Legs Astride Nielsen Christened by Mike Condom Consden Astrid s legs enclosed in running tights drew more than one Hasher s eyes. Her legs swing out to the side when she runs. So it was obvious she should be referred to as Legs Astride. (Astride is how your legs are placed on a horse) Aubon Morass Suriwong Christened at Phuket H Aubon is married to Swamp Thing and moreass is another word for swamp. Hence the nice Hashers at Phuket H 3 got an idea and christened Aubon as Morass Axel Knudsen 1* 1 Barry Absent Friend (PeeWee) Hollins 85 5 Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie 1994 as PeeWee and by Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman as Absent Friend On seeing his newly elected RA lying broken, bruised and helpless smoke rising from his burnt-out pacemaker as three ravishing CH 3 beauties engaged in dragging him off, to be further abused in that utterly degrading and disgusting practice known as Dancing and on hearing the feeble call for help, which aforesaid RA had mustered his last few ounces of strength to issue, this Good Samaritan stopped dead in his tracks and, turning to look upon the suffering victim with sincere compassion said: Just a mo I have to have a pee! After which he disappeared directly into the Gentlemen s recreational facilities, and did not come out for a 1994 long, long time. (This Hash also bears the name Viking Wanker s.) What on earth would have happened if the Good Samaritan of the bible had reacted thus? He would, of course, have fucked up the entire story. Because, by the time he got back, the poor beggar by the roadside would have been stone dead and no victim, no story. Brother Barry has been known under the name of PeeWee. It was a name he was ashamed to carry, as he believed it referred to his private parts. It obviously takes balls to carry a name like PeeWee, so Brother Barry got a name more accurately describing his ownership of the same. Benny Bergmann 2* 2 Bent Jørgensen 2* 2 Bent Poodlehead Iversen Bent Squarehead Johansen Bent Straight Olsen 33 3 Christened by Mike Condom Consden? When he introduced himself to a hash in Houston as Bent they thought if that wasn t his hash name then he would have to be called Straight

233 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Bente C-Mac Hansen Christened by Claus Dr. Evil Ji Three weeks ago on the Hash run. Bente wanted to show off her car during the Hash run but instead of appreciation she got a down dowm for illegal parking. Shortly after Bente got another down dowm because she could not start the car having forgotten to check and fill up the liquid tank. The car was in a miserable state of disrepair. Actually the car had been mistreated to the point of pure vandalism, maybe as a result of severe and deliberate auto sadism. Believe it or not. The following Saturday when Bente returned to the Hash all that was left of the car was the license plate. Fortunately 2005 Biggles, our MC, took over the poor remnants of the car (the license plate). If not it is likely that there would have been nothing left to prove the car had ever existed. As a curiosity the two letters on Bente s license plate was XU which stands for False trail and U-turn. What do you make of that? The best is yet to come. Recently on a Full Moon Hash Bente was seen shooting photos of men s arses together with a reputed psychotic Harriet. What she was going to use those photos for is anybody s guess. Are male Full Moon Hasher s arses now up for grabs and to be posted on the net? Last but not least we learned that Bente signed up for the Oslo cruise by the name TBA. When asked what that meant Bente could not, or would not say. The Full Moon Quintet (Ib von Täinen, Hard On, Red Carpet, Codpiece and Mind your Nuts) suggested that TBA might stand for The Bumper Arse, thus referring to the episode with her car and her sly Full Moon Ass photo session. It was high time to set things straight. Therefore on today s hash at West Amager Bente was duly named C-Mac, which is short for Car Molester, Arse Collector. Bill Black Before GM Emeritus Bill Lounsbury * 7 Birgit Dick Tracey Minghetti Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie 1994 Winter or summer, rain or shine, freezing or roasting, this sister always wears a raincoat. This puzzled the RA for some time until one day he noticed her talking to her wristwatch and he realised aha! She s a private eve. It remained a mystery what she was trying to trace until one day the RA met a man who had lost her genitals. Many detectives were on the trail, but none better than our own Dick Tracy. Birgitte JanOhMania (Bak, Nielsen) Stoltze Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie 1997 and in spite of the fact that she has scored the most eloquent Jan in the pack (Thunder Piss), Sister Birgitte can not still resist the hypnotic magnetism of people called Jan. She can t get close enough to them. Seeing a Jan (Pretender) on the slopes below her, she went clean out of control and shot straight into him cutting his pants open with her skies to check the contents. Jan (Horny) and Jan (Pop Eye) watch your backs! Hash name: JanOhMania Birgitte Westergaard 29 Bjarne Magnussen * 6 Bjørn S. Eriksen Before Bo Bang Petersen Bo Triple Dick Head Løvschall Christened by Matthew Hello Cheeky Brown At the Shrovetime run was Bo dressed up as a Viking with a helmet with 2 horns. One pointing up and one pointing down. His Viking helmet was looking like he had two dicks on his head. This was mentioned but he and Joint Venture assured he had a third in perfect working order... Hence Triple Dick Head

234 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare GM Emeritus Bob Pathfinder McMakin * GM Emeritus Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Christened by Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted When Bob was MC in 1986, he would always stand on top of a beer case or two so we all could see him. Never the less obnoxious Hashers would always yell out, Stand Up, Bob. Time went on, and Stand Up, Bob had to leave Copenhagen for other jobs. At March Stand Up, Bob came back to CH 3 to join us in celebrating our 34 years birthday and not the least our run During the circle did Stand Up, Bob mention to Kamgaroo that his hash name orriginated from CH 3 but no formal christening had taken place. Kangaroo should not hear this twice. He asked Stand Up, Bob to the center of the 2014 circle and performed a formal christening of Stand Up, Bob. 18 years too late. Bodil Berning GM Emeritus Bonnie The Dog (Svend Erik Dog n Cover Overgaard s doggie) 4* 4 Bonnie s claim to fame is that she was GM for half a year. A reasonably quiet dog most of the time, whenever the horn was blown to gather people at the start of the run, she would whine and howl until her owner dragged her off Brendan Sweeney 11 Brent Testy-Osterone G. Mallon 75 2 Brian Blow Job L. Jeanes With the initials B.J. it was obvious that his hash name would be Blow Job. Brian Non-Tea Python Lee 31 Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie Brother Brian one of the turkeys who made him noticed in Turkey. First of all by crippling him before the event, so that he wouldn t have to waste his time running and could concentrate his energies on the beer and ladies. Secondly by virtue of his kind and generous nature: Being crippled, and therefore a slow walker, he fell to escorting the more senior members of the group about. No sooner had he taken the one pair to the Turkish baths, than he was back to take the next pair for a little walk to Taxim on the Asian side of the city. This gave rise to the suggested name of Brian and the Geriatrics. But what really made an impression, was Brother Brian s somewhat snakelike approach to the unattached young ladies at this InterHash. Immediately on the arrival at some social event, Brother Brian would go snake head moving about, beery eyes searching, forked tongue flicking. And, as if by magic, he would suddenly be standing beside a sweet young mousie, whom he seemed to have hypnotised completely. However two great passions rage in the breast of Brother Brian, one for mousies and the other for beer. So, no sooner had Brother Brian hypnotised the mousie, then he was overcome by a longing for beer and would limp off to satisfy that craving. On reaching the beer depot, he would reason thus: The mousie-time is cutting into my beer-time, so I d better catch up. He would then quaff four or five quick beers, and for the sake of appearances, takes one half-empty beer back with him. Four of five quick beers tend to affect the sense of balance a little and, besides the limp, Brother Brian s walk now had a certain lurching-swaying-weaving quality to it. On seeing his somewhat unorthodox approach, the mousie would very quickly de-hypnotise and disappear. Which did not seem to bother Brother Brian in the least and, missing a beat, the head would come up, beery eyes searching and the forked tongue flicked. And the whole story would repeat itself, and repeat itself, 231

235 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare and repeat itself Hat Brother Brian stuck to Turkish tea instead of beer; he may have more lasting success with the mousies. (But he probably wouldn t have had as much fun). Brian Two Bottles Poulsen Bruce Numbnuts Beardsley Buzz Adams * Børste (Niklaus 9 Balls Bendiks Sonne s doggie) Camilla LPG Rosager Camilla LPG Rosager Christened by the notorious Badboy of the Accra H 3, ~July The last Monday of the month is chop night in Accra H 3. The hare is responsible for the food and Camilla was cohare. While preparing the food the gas stove ran out of gas ½ hour before the run, so in desperation she had to rush to the local gas-supplier in Osu. She was duly called into the circle after the run by Badboy, who reported that while she was frantically buying the gas she was spotted by him, on his way to the run. He called and waved but she completely overheard him being totally focused on the bottle of gas, which was Liquefied Petroleum Gas, referred to as LPG GM Emeritus Carl Erik Henriques 8* 8 Carl Sodbuster Bondorff Carol Cupello 6* 2 Caroline Thearle 9* 1 Carsten Brandt Before Carsten Fich 1* 1 232

236 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Carsten Mr. Blowjob Iversen Christened 1989 at Aalborg H 3 In 1989 was Aalborg H 3 only one year old and most of the members were very dear, very young, very innocent and with a very limited knowledge to the English language at least our dear friend tells. The Hash Horn a girl named Horny (are they really so innocent?) wanted to be released from her job and a new Hash Horn had to be found. Carsten was mentioned, but a Hash Horn without a Hash name was not acceptable. And now those very dear, very young, very innocent and very non-linguistic trained Hashers accept a suggestion from one of the few not so dear, not so very young, not so very innocent and not so very non-linguistic trained Hashers in A 2 H 3 that Carsten should be named Mr. Blowjob, and all the very dear, very young, very innocent and very non-linguistic trained Hashers praised the not so dear, not so very 2005 young, not so very innocent and not so very non-linguistic trained Hasher for his splendid idea. And then Carsten became Mr. Blowjob. Carsten Soaked Arse Koudal Catherine Dunbar Cathrin Dunker Cathy Bang * 2006 Cecilia Bergby Charlotte Bøgh

237 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Charlotte Lady Godiva Nørgaard 77 2 When Charlotte started hashing she had very long very thick red hair. While it was usually in some sort of braid many of the Hashers seemed to think that if she would just let it go loose there would be more than enough to make up for all her clothes. Charlotte Plastered Dønvang Christened by James Woodstock the Festival McGowan 1991 Charlotte was one of our ski instructors on the famous hash ski-holiday to Badgastein this year. She managed to hurt both her wrists and had to wear wrist bandages the rest of the holiday. Maid Marion called her slasher, which also is the name of person who tried to commit suicide by cutting the wrists. When we returned to Copenhagen, back to our normal life, it only took Charlotte a few weeks before she broke her leg from playing handball. She came to the runs with the leg in a huge bandage and inspired our MC Woodstock the Festival to name her Plastered. It is also the slang for having too much to drink, which makes it even more appropriate a name for Charlotte Charlotte Sucking Tits Hudson Charlotte is the Hash Baby of As the Hash is a decent club further details are not revealed. Chica Hotdog (Svend Erik Dog n Cover Overgaard s doggie) Christened by Merete ReBelle Yell Olsen 1997 As Buzz Bee Balls tried in vain to pull up his shorts, which Wash n Grow and Pretty Boy had just pulled down, Chica jumped up, placed her paws in his crotch and went for his Wienerwürst. Hash name: Hotdog. Chiru Now-I-Dare Kiarie Christened by Ivan Ivan the Terrible Mortensen At run no Chiru Kiarie suddenly found herself in front of the pack and being a good Harriet she knew what to do: Look for flour. She found several blobs of flour and every time she saw one she shouted her er en (here is one). Your RA was close behind (No, not that close!) and helpful as always he told her that the way to do this right was to call On On to what Chiru replied Det tør jeg da ikke! (I dare not). But after a while she became braver and out it went: On On. So Chiru will forever in the hash tribe and after forever in the happy hunting grounds be known as Now-I-Dare Chloe Gomez Chriistofer Iversen Chris Boogerang (STTI) Irvine Christened by Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen at Copenhagen Howlin H 3 It is a principle of the CH 3 and CH 4 not to rename Hashers, but when we are provoked enough enough is enough We have tried every thing: 1 Leavers T-shirt, 2 Farewell parties and umpteen leavers and returnees down downs. Nothing seems to work, she keeps coming back. In nature there are several things that are difficult getting rid of: A booger can take ages to flick off your finger. A boomerang keeps coming back as well. And since the leaver in question is indeed from Down Under, she was duly renamed at one of her many leavers-hashes, so the Harriet formerly known as STTI will from this day be known as Boogerang. 234

238 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Christian Dick Purple Rhee Christened by Carsten Mr. Blowjob Iversen It was out there in the middle of no ware with never ending straight forest roads where the law was in the hands of the highwaymen. This reminded us about the fearless Dick Turpin (who was known from our childhoods TV looking on the Saturday afternoon). This was by far not so innocent. Kristian had his own distinct brand. A pink stripe on his trousers. We were all shivering, and the RA decided that something had to be done before this evolved to a complete lawless situation. A christening was the only solution Dick Turpin would have been a too simple solution, and what would the old highwayman have said? The thought was unbearable but maybe Mr. Turpin anyway would feel a little bit flattered if someone was named in his memory? The RA took the chance without considering the consequences. But the brand of Kristian had to be taken into account. Therefore Kristian was christened Dick Purple. Christian Escargot Retien Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie 1994 This likeable brother s up front high profile personality inspired a number of suggested names. Since he spends a lot of time with Abul Nidal, we could call him Mr. Mossad. Or, since he bears a striking resemblance to Christian IV, how about King Christian? But since the King had only one eye and our brother has two, the RA was willing to correct the situation. Happily, he was dissuaded and left to ponder again. When the pack is hashing, there are front front runners, back front runners, front middles, middle middles, back middles, front backs, back backs, wheelchairs, broken legs, cats, dogs, chickens, ducks and geese, rats and mice and then Brother Christian! And this same brother is very fond of 2003 tender French flesh (watch out French Disconnection) even if it does smell rather strongly of garlic! He works for SAS Cargo which, if said in flat Copenhagen dialect is: SASCargo! Christian Fabricius 1* 1 Christian Head Sucker Tetens Christened by Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Christian proudly sports a completely bald and shiny head. During the circle, this proved to be too much of a temptation for one of his hash mates, who grabbed the drain-cleaning plunger from the RA s bag and planted it firmly on top of Christians head. The plunger s rubber cup sucked on tightly to his smooth head and there it stayed. For much of the rest of the circle he stood happily with the plunger stuck firmly to the top of his head, enjoying the attention it gave. This was obviously a good reason for a spontaneous christening and Calapso s suggestion of Head Sucker was chosen as the name to be given Christian Tolderlund Christina Baagø Christina Dung Heap Dønvang Christened Dung Heaps name comes from the very close sound of her proper last name. Now if you thing there is a world of difference between Dønvang and Dung Heap, it means you are probably Danish, or maybe even Dung Heap Christina Woodstock the Bird Kracht 1987, April Christened by James Woodstock the Festival McGowan 1991 Christina went to a Halloween party in L.A. dressed as the bird in Peanuts; her costume was such a success that she was named Woodstock. When she came back to Denmark there were two Woodstock s, so the bird was added to her name in 91 by the other Woodstock, to lessen the confusion about who was who Christoffer Sweet Potato (Kumora) Lundén Christened by Slash at Palmerston North H 3 July 1987 Kumora is Sweet Potato in Maori. Christoffer are reluctant to admit, that he look like a sweet potato

239 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Cindy Higgins * 1 GM Emeritus Claes 2 nd Class Heerup Christened by Peter Party Prick Kragh 1993 One of the oldest Hashers in the club, and not just physically. His Danish name Claes, (Heerup) sounds very much like class. He drives a first class cat, lives in a first class house but when it comes to hash and running shoes he selects second-class gear. Hence he can only be a second class Hasher Claire Brewis Claudia Hartmann Claus Fardal 2* 1 Claus Mertz 18* 1 Claus Mr. Invisible Eriksen Christened in absentia by Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Mr. Invisible went 10 years without a hash name. The mismanagement mistakenly thought it must be because he was such a nice guy, and planned on naming him Mr. Nice, but he was either absent or not noticeable on the naming day so he was named Mr. Invisible instead Claus Oeuf Jacobsen Christened by Hippopotamus at Aarhus H 3 Claus was working as an apprentice in a French restaurant, and in a bet so stupid that only an apprentice could make it (which he actually won); he shaved his head bald. The MC found that this beautiful balled head gave him a lot of associations with an egg. And looking like an egg and being a French chef to be, the MC had no other choice than christening him Oeuf Claus Paralytic Terkildsen 29 2 Christened by Peter Party Prick Kragh A name that refers to the effect extreme amounts of alcohol has on one s nervous system, in this case the former Claus Terkildsen Claus Pedersen Claus Rolff Dr. Evil Ji Christened by Squatter summer 2002 at Beijing H 3 Dr. Evil can t remember while he is christened Dr. Evil. But look at the photo and find a remarkable resemblance with Dr. Evil in the American comedy movie Goldmember

240 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Claus Stougaard-Andersen Claus Varring Jensen ca * 2 Claus Vesterlind * 1 Coby van Leeuwen * 1 Cogsy Pass Out Readdy Colin Dog Slave Webb Christened by Peter Party Prick Kragh 1993 Blixen who was perhaps the laziest Hasher of 93 often brought a gigantic slave to carry him around, (and protect him from the other dogs) on the hash. Because this slave was Blixen s favourite, he condescended to call him by name (Colin Webb) but the rest of us referred to him as Blixen s slave. Colin Lord 1* 1 Corrinna Cradle Rocker Mallon Dan Arnold Frisch * 3 Christened Dan was surely the first CopenHashers who earned his hash name. On run no 10, a city run, where the pack was running at Strøget in Copenhagen, an elderly disoriented lady approached Dan, who couldn t keep up with the pack, and told him that some runners in front of him was shouting ARNOLD (on-on) at him. Dan Ibsen Sørensen * 4 Daniel O Hara 11 Dave Carmen McKenzie Dave Fuck em Betterton 3* 3 Dave Kapahi 1* 1 Dave Maid Marion Parks Dave Surfin Dave Goddard David De Terminator Zoretic 14 Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie 1994 At times, Brother Dave reminds the RA of a certain famous Austrian gentleman. By way of explanation, the person he has in mind is a certain Austrian mutation, who went to Hollywood and made it big in films. His films are particularly popular as a result of there scintillating dialogue; e.g. Ged oud of my vay, punk! ; Nize boy ; Nize lady. (Yes he doesn t seem to have got to the point of differentiating between boys and ladies yet or maybe he just doesn t believe in narrowing down the field!) Now, before you start deciding which of the RA s legs to break first Brother Dave, let me hasten to add that the comparison I am making has nothing to do with either mental capacity or degree of physical over-development as you obviously have plenty of the former and do not suffer from the latter. The similarity lies solely in a particular air you both have about you. A certain quiet air of capability and...determination. David Limey 1* 1 David S. Lindblad

241 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Dennis Dennis the Mennis Shapley Dennis the Mennis is the name of a famous TV character. A young boy who plagues his old neighbour. At the hash towards the end of the run, tired and running down a slight incline, Dennis zooms by you on his bike. A fitting nickname Derik Pedigree Chum Levasseur Christened by John Sir John Rodney On a run it town the pack passed a grumpy man who half kidding half serious sat his dog on the runners. Most of the Hashers were frightened and gave the dog a wide birth but Derik being a marine, has a fear deficiency and ran right past the dog which bit at him. Derik retaliated by kicking the dog in the ribs, it worked great, the dog and his master tried to hide behind each other. For kicking the dog instead of its master Derik was named Pedigree Chum Désirée Zonanni 22 Dianne Laid Lots Laidlaw 25* 3 A Hasher named Jesper said, Laidlaw, you mean Laid Lots! Dines Lumberjack Thue Poulsen Christened by Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Brother Dines is an exemplary host. During the Summer House Run, held at his house, members of the hash bumped into a tree in his garden. Dines immediately went down into his cellar, fetched a variety of cutting and sawing equipment and cut off all branches irritating his guests Dirk Bogey Baillie Christened by Mike Condom Consden 1992 Very soon after Dirk joined the CH 3 it became clear, that the man had stile. The RA and MC found that it wasn t good enough to christen Dirk as Humphrey Bogart but made an improvement to Bogey Ditte French Tickler Hasbeck Christened by Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman After being on a ski trip to France, Sister Ditte bragged about her skills in French, which she had practised in France. Unfortunately for her she forgot the other meaning for this word while bragging. When a girl practises alternative French, it can give a man involved a tickling sensation, something her new name always will remind her of

242 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Dorrit Sixtywine Ibsen Christened by Private Rommel at Sans Clue H 3 November 1997 Dorrit was member of the Sans Clue H 3 until But later that year she yearned to see the guys again. (I feel that Dorrit haven t told us the whole story). Anyway, in November SCH 3 arranged a Beaujolais weekend and the yearning were replaced with a cheerful cry when Dorrit meet with the guys again. Knowing the Danish prices on wine, you would understand why Dorrit wanted to buy as many bottles as possible to bring back to Denmark. Having in mind that the zip code for Beaujolais is 69, there was only one hash name possible: Sixtywine. It is still a mystery to the guys in CH 3 why the name didn t become SixtywHine! 1999 Dorthe Einstein M. Larsen Christened by John Sir John Rodney Once there was a young Harriet, whose 25 th birthday was soon to come. She rejoiced and decided to invite round about 30 Hashers to her birthday party. Now this Harriet was the sort of girl, who was always busy doing this and that, (or in other words, she didn t have her shit together), and come 2 days before the party, she still hadn t bought the food for the party. So she decided to sit down and try and figure out, what she should go out and buy Well, her mummy had told her, that 1 person usually eats something like 250 g. of meat, so 250 g times 30 people, figured the Harriet, must add up to right around 70 kilo of meat The Harriet panicked and was just about to call 3x34 to rent a car to carry all this meat. Well she surely couldn t handle the shopping on her bike!! 2014 Well, as you can all hear, this Harriet had a knack for calculating. So much, in fact, it reminded Sir John, of his old friend, Einstein. And so it came to be, that the Harriet was named Einstein. Dorthe Kjøller Ipsen (Olesen) Before Dorthe Ridinghood Højby Larsen Christened by Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman During the 888 run in a big forest in Northern Sjælland, Sister Dorthe got lost from the pack. She walked round and round in the big forest, all the time followed by her grey Joe Cocker Spaniel. The RA could not help, but think of Little Red Ridinghood, who also walked through the wood, stalked by a vicious grey beast Dorthe Show Fur Andersson Christened by Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Dorthe very generously acted as chauffeur, in that she drove her wasted hash mates to their homes after the Birthday party while wearing a pair of hot pants so tight that she was in near danger of showing fur Edna Hot Lips Martel Edward Breathless Keeton Christened by Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman At every run Brother Edd runs around desperately holding onto a snorkel. It is his most treasured possession and he positively refuses to run without it. The reason he carries it is his way of getting a fresh breath of air in the middle of the sweating, smelling pack. Without it he would be out of breath Edward Prince Charming (Edward the Innocent) O Hara 1983 or earlier Christened by Alan Quasi Moto Farr In his younger days it seemed the main reason he came to the hash was to sweep off the new Harriet s. Eventually there were quite a few hairiest at the hash who had at one time or another been swept away, and it seems that one of them (perhaps ironically) named him Prince Charming

243 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Egill Arnarsson Eigil Chickenleg Nielsen * 1 Elisabeth Gorgonzola Bösch There was a rumour that she was named for her likeness to the famous cheese. Not the prettiest cheese but certainly one of the choicest! 1992 Ellinor Døhlen 2* 2 Elly Screaming Elly Kruse 39 1 Her high-pitched laughter, combined with her willingness to scream whenever she was accosted by Hashers (she loved it and so did they) Else Nielsdottir 28* Emil Ryttergaard Eng Hai Ooi 5* Erik B. Olsen Erik Flarup * 4 Erik Larsson 1* 1 Erik Pass Out Nymann GM Emeritus Erik Stallion Bruijn Brosius (Larsen) Christened by Claus J. C. Henlock Dall at Aarhus H 3 There are situations in life, where only a poem can save the world from believing, that the true story is a matter of sodomy. Here it is: 2005 There once was a Hasher from Aarhus, he was running and drinking enormous, but then one day a horse came his way, he said I dare, he jumped on the mare, he thought he should have a medallion, instead he did act like a Stallion. Erling Kjøller Ipsen Ernst Theill

244 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Ester Hash Quack Lisbjerg * 4 Ester joined the Hash in the summer 1980 and became in October Hash Cash. Her nickname for the honourable position became Hash Quack. Eunice Peel a Penis Delacruz Eva Still Waiting Wennerholm Christened by Peter Party Prick Kragh At the InterScandi Eva Wennerholm filled in the blank hash name with what the same weekend became her new hash name. Ewa Olsen * 1 GM Emeritus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Christened by Carl Sodbuster Bondorff at Lyngby H 3 December 1994 Eyðbjørn is coming from the Faeroes, where cod fishing is a major industry. The name is also that of a small, lace-up leather cup used to cover the crotch of men s pants in medieval times (before the zipper was invented). So it is very interesting thought what did Carl Sodbuster Bondorff really have in mind? 2005 Eyðbjørn has earned another nickname too. When he attended the Warsaw 666 weekend in April 1996 he was heard shouting Je Biegam Fo Piwo (I run for beer) all over Warsaw. No doubt that was the truth, and Piwo became his nickname. Fabienne Fabulous (Fabulon) Næsted (Chappuis) Summer Christened Fabulon by Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted 1988 and Fabulous by Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz 1989 Fabienne is a kind of girl where her exterior has the highest priority. Our MC Kangaroo who recently had arrived from down under new about an ironing additive called Fabulon, and the resemblance with the name of Fabienne blinded our dear MC to christen Fabienne Fabulon. It is said that love makes blind. They married 3 years later. It was Stand Up, Bob who was the MC the following year who really saw that Fabienne was fabulous and renamed our dear Fabienne Fabulous. Farooque Fuckwit Syed Christened 1988 Well as far as I can push my random access memory this was the summer of 1988 and I was Hashing with the oldest Hash HH in South Asia, back then it was men only (Homo Hash) a lively bunch of evil, smelling sweaty slobs. A good mixture of young, old and Johnny come lately athletic type (read F**kwit). In one of those days I found myself involved with a young ex-patriot (a two legged female in this case, I ll tell you about the double humped Camel on another occasion) working for an international out-fit. This did not go well with her native colleagues and especially her immediate boss who also happened to be a Hasher, but that only made me more stubborn and robust (call it Cupidity if you like). My opponents tried their level best to create a rift between the two of us but all their efforts were well ventilated One weekend we decided to go out of town and loosen up from all the pressure. As she got into the car she addressed me by saying Hello F**kwit, at first I thought she is probably annoyed at me for being late but as the journey proceeded she repeated the same phrase in a distinct manner more than once which obviously made me curious that she knew something that I did not. We stopped for a quickie I mean a quick lunch, by that time I couldn t keep my patience mixed with curiosity in control and I asked her to explain. She then told me that after having tried to keep me away from her and having being out-witted in return it has been decided by the Secret naming committee that I shall henceforth be known as F**kwit on the hash. On my return back from that weekend and the following Hash run I found myself sitting on a huge block of ice which was often used for the Naming Ceremony and other heinous crimes that were committed on the Hash. The RA on that auspicious or should I say suspicious occasion I believe was someone called Pegleg. The rest is all history. Finn Burning Bush Busk Christened by Hilly Mad Norwegian Mother le Fèvre 1993 The former Finn Busk, he never bursts into flames but he does continually smoke, before after and sometimes during the runs Finn Fokkawoof Christensen Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie On seeing this brother doing the visitor s down down (for about the fifth time!) together with his little doggie the RA was reminded so of Brother Dog Slave s christening. No sooner had Brother Dog Slave dropped to his knees, than his dog turned around and began giving him a blowjob! Brother Finn s approach is more businesslike, as you will have noticed. The men of this Hash who have small dogs really do seem to have an interesting relationship with their animals no wonder Sister Peeping Lis no longer brings her little doggie to the Hash! Actually, Brother Finn s doggie seemed not to be quite as trained as Brother Dog Slave s, and did in fact seem a bit confused by what was 1997 happening. So, the RA switched on his telepathy and read the dogs thoughts and here s what he found. The dog 241

245 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare was thinking back on his previous life, about the time when he was an anti-aircraft gunner in World War 2. He was reminded how he could be standing quietly lost in your own thoughts the one moment and the next would be in the middle of one Big Bang. This is what it felt like when the silent German bomber planes came gliding up from behind and dropped their bombs and was what it felt like when Brother Finn came sneaking up from behind and delivered his big bang. Brother Finn s hash name will therefore be a slightly revised version of the name of these German bomber planes. Finn G. Jacobsen * Finn Holm 3* 3 Finn Ritslev * Finn Wisloff Fiona Graham 20 Fiona Legover Wisloff Fiona Moss 4* 4 Flemming Binau Flemming Dreyer 21* Flemming Flam Jørgensen Before Flam is a nickname for Flemming. Flemming Hansen 1* 1 Flemming Pedersen 1* 1 242

246 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Flemming Viking Bengtsson Christened by Simon False Staff Gillian October 1995 at Nicosia Horrible H 3 Shortly after Flemming did his first hashing in Cyprus, Nicosia he did a run on this awfully and completely unexpected cold Tuesday. Well, it was approx. 15 C usually at this time of the year its 25 C so he was shivering from cold wearing scarf and gloves. The fellow Hashers half Cyps and half expats laughed. They did not freeze at all, and Flemming was named Viking. The CH 3 must compliment the NH 4 for the choice of hash name. Viking is very often attending the runs wearing cloth (rags), which looks like it s from the Viking-age, but not the least is he is really trying to make up for the embarrassing way he earned his hash name. At the run at New Year s Day Viking turns up in shorts with naked knees. Not a pretty sight, but very Viking-like. Frank Dolly s Delight Hatzack Christened by Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Dolly was a happy ewe, shaped a bit like a children s hat for cold seasons. You should have seen Dolly on the 2 nd of December. Not only did she get to come, her handsome owner Frank brought her along. Dolly was placed on the top of Franks head, feeling good, and nodding politely to all the other hats brought along that day. So far a good day, but not yet one for the history books until the run started! It was cold and windy, not weather for neither man nor beast. Dolly was freezing her butt off. So was Frank. So Frank deliberately decided to tug his head so far up Dolly s butt he could, and see, a smile like never before appeared on Dolly s face. On such a cold day, Frank was no doubt Dolly s Delight Frank Old Peculier Theakston Christened by Peter Party Prick Kragh Frank is not only old but very peculiar, so when he came back with a T-shirt of an English beer called Old Peculier everyone thought he had been named over there. He got his down down in can you guess? Old Peculier Ale Frank Rhett Butler Bringstrup Christened by Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon The only hasher who admits to be able to remember anything from 1939 is Godmother and here is her story: Well, his name in real life is Frank. Let s start with this famous American novel Gone with the Wind. The main character, Rhett Butler, doesn t give a shit, sorry damn, sorry dismisses Scarlett O Hara after having been through the Civil War, marriages, divorce, burning down of their house, loosing family property and slaves etc. etc. His last sentence goes like this: Frankly, my dear, I don t give a damn. Did we mention that he is handsome too, like Rhett Butler? Alas, Frank becomes Rhett Butler. Far out? Well, there it is! 2005 Frank Steaming Cougar Bait Bunkenborg Christened by Anne Joint Venture Olsen Frank is a young, good looking guy, if you like that sort of thing, certainly the older women seem to. At an on-on in a seedy bar in a bad part of town (is there a better place for an on on?) the pack were sat around a large table enjoying a post run beer or five whilst the locals were near the bar wondering what had happened to destroy the peace in their little haven. Among the locals was a lady of a certain age who very quickly set her eyes on him and made it very clear that she was ready and willing to drop her corsets and anything else he wanted at the drop of a hat. A few koner in the juke box and a few glasses of dutch courage in her she soon had him up and dancing, well he thought he 2010 was dancing she seemed to be trying to rape him standing up. Fortunately for our boy she had to head home before she could pin him against the dart board and show him her bullseye, but not before she gave his tonsils a good once over with her tongue in a 5 minute goodbye kiss. This boy was obviously live bait to any passing cougar and the GM resolved to name him at the very next opportunity. As Frank came forward for his christening he removed his shirt and as time, beer and cigarettes have not yet destroyed this FRB s enthusiasm the sweat he had worked up on the run started to gently steam in the cool October air giving him the perfect prefix to his Hash Name: Steaming Cougar Bait. Frederik Baudrier * 1 Frederik Fabricius 2* 2 243

247 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Gaby Nose Pick Bruijn Brosius Christened by Hilly Mad Norwegian Mother le Fèvre 1993 Gaby Brosius got a little more sunshine (or was it lamp?) then she should have and the result was big flakes of peeling skin that almost begged to be picked Gaia Roseling Christoffersen Gerald Wotzisname Jacques Christened by Jenny Do You? Ball at Barnes H 3 April 1997 Some eight months after starting hashing my name had been put forward for a committee position. The new committee had almost been announced at the 1997 AGM, just one position left to be filled for the forthcoming year, that of Upstanding Member. The outgoing Grand Mattress Do You? Is in the circle And the new Upstanding Member is... is... is... is.... She is pointing at me but cannot remember my name is... is... His name is... heckles someone from the back but is cut short by the Grand Mattress Don t tell me, I ll get it. It s... it s... she says 2000 We haven t got all night, says another. I ll get it in a minute, don t help me she continues. After almost five full minutes of trying to help the Grand Mattress and her refusing all help, she says in desperation Oohhhhhhh, Wotzisname! pointing in my direction. What is his Hash name then? she asks, He hasn t got a Hash name, shouts a member of the pack. How long have you been running with us? About eight months I reply After eight months he hasn t got a name yet? says our GM Well as one of my last duties as the outgoing GM I m going to name him Wotzisname. Gerry Gerriatrick Gomez Christened at the Kuala Terengganu H 3 Started hashing in 1984 with the KT Hash in Kuala Terengganu, Malaysia. I cannot remember how I got christened the name but it was probably because I was the youngest among a very aged geriatric membership. Most of the members were engineers from Europe working on the off-shore oilfield, hydroelectric dam project with me or for the telephone company. So it sort of made sense when you are young and Gerry Gert Stuffed Pants Holtze GM Emeritus Gitte Bille 3* 3 Gitte Lightning Lilly Brandtvig Christened by Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman 1996 The christening of Gitte was performed as a double together with her dear Sheikh. Both stories comes here: Brother Ulrik has in his years in the Middle East learned the proper way to court a woman: Grab her, throw her across his horse and ride off into towards his desert oasis. Back in Denmark, he is not yet accustomed to courting European style. When his eyes caught sight of Sister Gitte he courted her like an Arab Prince would have done, and drove off with her in the direction of his Hørsholm oasis Sister Gitte should have learned that the proper way to react to a Sheikh s brutal treatment is not a sweet, happy smile, but she has accustomed herself to the new situation with lightning speed. There can be no doubt, as they sit outside the tent in Hørsholm, which model is visible just above the horizon. 244

248 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Graeme BOF Gibson 7* Graham Moss Before Greg Aggs 1* 1 Grethe Liktner 65 6 Grethe Mørk 14 1 Gro Baby Blowjob Geert-Jørgensen Hairy Etta Hanita Schlick 3* Hank Harley Willemse Christened by Aids at Aberdeen H It is a very very sad story. Hank one day arrives to the Hash on his Harley and then he was christened Harley. We are some who admire the Scotch for their whiskey with good reason but fantasy is not a trade mark when Aberdeen H 3 is christening their hashers Hanna Brown

249 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Hanna Toxic Smurf Kantola Christened Toxic Smurf by Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen at Oslo H 3 run 777 Despite being told about the dangers of gas-leaks in the swimming pool, three Copenhagen Harriett s decided to go swimming. They didn t bother about the red warning lamp indicating that the pool was currently being cleaned and since she was sporting a bright blue swimsuit at the time, Sister Hanna will be know to the hashing community as Toxic Smurf Hanne Flying Chicken Hansen Hanne Larsen 1* 1 Hanne Lorentzen Hanne Stage Hanne Sunshine Hooters Borland Hans Christian Sexaphone Jørgensen 66* 1 Christened by John Sir John Rodney Hans Christian is a very busy man. Whenever there is a split second of free time during the run and at the Circle, he is on his mobile phone. Looking at his enthusiastic way of talking he at least must have contact with some important business in Isedgade (red light district of Copenhagen), So a better hash name than Sexaphone is not possible to find. Hans Frederik Futte Jørgensen 6* 6 Hans Hanssome Virgin Olesen Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie Seeing that this hashiest of non-hashers had no name, and afraid this would make him very sad indeed, Liberty awarded him the name Handsome (yes, that is pushing it a bit). Rather than risking disagreement with a woman, the RA decided instead to embellish the name to reflect another aspect of Brother Hans s persona. Namely, his constant refusal to be a Hasher, in spite of being more hashy than many of us. In Istanbul, e.g., who can forget his borrowed boxes of beer under arm, shared generously with fellow CH 3 ers? On good runs, who s On On at the front, on bad ones who s off to party with a bevy of Harriet s and his box of borrowed beers? At the murder run, who had the best victim? Yes, yes, it s Hansy! But, asked if he would 2006 actually like to join the Hash, he invariably answers No, No just like a virgin! So it is Hansson Virgin! Hans Henrik Sørensen * 4 Hans Jørgen Den Qvist Bergqvist * 4 Hans Lauritsen 15 Hans Mølbjerg Heideh Shahsavan 13 Heleina Larsen Helena Half Pint Borland Zych Christened by Carl Sodbuster Bondorff at Lyngby H 3 Helena was once a little girl (half size) who always had difficulties by emptying a full mug. She was therefore given only a half mug. She was half young and running the half distance, which was half as good as it could be. She has been running the double distance of the half of the attended runs. The half time of a down down equals Half Pint. Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar (Bekker-Nielsen) Christened by GM Emeritus Claes 2 nd Class Heerup One thing, being a member of the club since 1989, and not been equipped with a hash-name, something else is being a Committee member without a proper name So when Helene was appointed Hash Cash in the 2002 Committee, it seemed to be obvious that it should be something about money. Furthermore she is married with CH 3 s James Bond (No Alligator Dundee you are NOT a look-alike, it s only your accent). So what would be more natural than to give her the name: Miss Money Penny?

250 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Helene One White One Gomez Christened at the Petaling H 3 Started hashing on the Petaling HHH in Malaysia in 1989 with Gerriatrick, who was always the black one in the you know what song. On the Petaling Hash, it was always the expat white men who were running off with the Malaysian chicks. Gerriatrick reversed the trend and One White One sort of just made sense Helge Fire Hose (Retired) Lunau Christened Retired in and Fire Hose by Peter Party Prick Kragh In spring 84 Helge left Denmark for a job in England, and when he attend the Christmas Party in 85 some Hashers thought he was new to the CH 3. Helge tried to explain that he was old in the Hash, and that he had worked in England for a period of time, it soon became clear that he was Retired. Helge earned the name Fire Hose at a run at Rådvad. Party Prick was really abusing the pack and Helge got the fire extinguisher out of his car and then from the middle of the pack opened it up on Party Prick. All he saw was a huge white cloud coming at him. The first time everyone thought it was funny, the second time even more funny. Party Prick was totally covered in white dust from the extinguisher and he admitted to the crowd, he would like to give out a 2003 punishment for it. Party Prick made his mind up and christened Helge as Fire Hose. After the christening ceremony Helge looked like he was sprayed with a fire extinguisher. Helle Ajax Engelund Christened at Aarhus H 3 Cleaning up after a party, the other Hashers were impressed with the strength she put into the job, as well as the type of cleaner she was using Helle Hot Lips V. Smith Christened 1991 Helle is a woman with a lot of energy and a temper like the colour of her hair. A long run and a big pizza were not enough to stop her discussing an important issue with another Hasher. To catch his full attention before she made her final point in the discussion, she said, Read my lips. So we did! She asked for it and that is why we now call her Hot Lips! 1992 Helle Mayday Hartung (Hagen) GM Emeritus Helle Red Carpet (Dahn Gordon) Christened by X-Virgin Sister at Chiang Mai Saturday H I learned about the Hash first time by reading an article in the new local English language rag in Chiang Mai, Thailand November About two months later I pulled myself together and showed up at the Hash House Pub to join the run. In Chiang Mai they have the tradition that one should be named 3 rd time after becoming a member usually this is a problem, as you hardly know the person after only 3-5 runs I my case though everything was different everything about me was weird and different: 1. I was the only farang (western) girl 2. Nobody dragged me into the Hash I just showed up by myself 3. I left my husband back at home 4. I was wearing purple or tartan pants 5. I had scarlet red hair at that time 6. I was riding a bicycle 247

251 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Since they never saw my husband, they thought that I had killed him. So during a few weeks they had come up with the following names: Helter-skelter, Purple People Eater, Hell on Wheel s, Red Rug, Red Carpet, Tartan n Tits and a lot more. At this time we had a Thai-girl as the GM and around 50 noisy Hashers who showed up every Saturday. No matter what name our GM suggested everybody were shouting yeaaah. After two weeks of struggling with my baptism our GM X-Virgin Sister gave up the democratic voting and shouted: Shut up! Red Carpet it is. I re-dyed my hair for about 8 months, but every time it turned orange and yellow after a while so I gave up and turned back to being a natural brunette. Off Course I got a lot of shit for that and they all asked: What happened to the Red Carpet. Some other stories have been invented over the years about my name not to be mentioned here. GM Emeritus Helle Rigid Tits Bruun (Pedersen) Before 89 it was not uncommon Harriet s to remove their T-shirts. Everyone who was a Hasher back then knows how Helle came to be known as Rigid Tits. The rest of you may use your imagination Helle The Invalid Johansen 13* 1 Helle Twiggy Stoltz Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie 1994 This sister reminds the RA of one of the truly great models of the sixties. She was a rather large and extremely well padded woman, and her speciality was modelling extra large ladies clothing for which there was a great demand at that time. She was consequently worked off her feet; worked under great pressure and ate very irregular meals. Unable to sleep because of stress, she fell into the habit of taking a handful of sleeping pills every night, and a single laxative pill to keep her stomach working. Well, one day the cleaning lady had switched the positions of the two pill bottles and, at bedtime, the model just reached 2006 out without looking and took a handful of laxatives and one sleeping pill. She couldn t sleep, but the rumbling of her stomach became more and more insistent, until she had to go out to the bathroom, and BOOM. When she came out again she was as slim as a twig. She was worried stiff about tomorrow s job, but there was no way of putting all that weight on again, so she would just have to turn up and hope for the best! When she arrived for the photo session the next day, the art director fainted from joy. He had finally found the New Look of the sixties, which he had been searching for, for so long! Henning Christiansen 2* 2 Henrik Abul Nidal Nielsen Christened by Peter Party Prick Kragh and Mike Condom Consden Stood in the circle on a bitterly cold, windy day with a plastic bag with eyeholes in it covering his head (to keep his ears warm). The terrorist Abul Nidal had been in the news recently and Henrik scored his name Henrik Arne Henrik ComeBack Hansen Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie 1994 He came in first in his group in the 93 Grib Skov run and never breathed a word to his fellow Hashers. Why? Because of his natural inborn modesty? No because the group he had come first in was for men between 65 and 70! This man has been deceiving us all by looking as if he was under 25! He must have one hell of a plastic surgeon and he must have had one hell of a facelift too in fact, his dick must be situated somewhere between his shoulder blades by now. No wonder he s always smarting around women trying to get them to massage his back! Facelifts do however have one extremely unfortunate side effect acute premature ejaculation. At the tiniest whiff of perfume, the old pistol goes off. It s not just manly perspiration on 2000 that back! 248

252 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Henrik Dino Hummel Andersen Henrik had been working for several years in Belgium, before returning to Denmark as a Hasher. Happy and extremely enthusiastic, and jumping onto (against) everyone, someone suggested the name Dino, after the dinosaur in the Flintstones and everyone immediately knew it was perfect Henrik Dog Fucker (Scarface, Old Man River) Lundqvist 41* Henrik Fish Christiansen 7* Henrik Fuglsang Henrik Jensen App Henrik Jensen Henrik Jønsson 1* 1 Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Christened at Amsterdam H 3 by Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Ahh, one of the pre-lubes for InterHash in Cardiff, and a mighty fine one it was. On Monday 19 th of July 2004 on a sunny day in Amsterdam the Amsterdam H3 had invited to their annual(?) Canal-hash. Yup, the trail was set via the canals, and the Hashers followed trail using pedal-driven boats, each one carrying 4 Hashers. Good fun boating around the canals of downtown A-Damn! After enjoying a good run the Copenhagen bunch followed the crowd down one of the streets of Amsterdam on our way to the venue for the On-In, the only Australian bar in Amsterdam. If you have ever been to Amsterdam you will know 2008 that they separate sidewalks from the road with crotch-high metal poles... Walking down the street, one American guy in front of us walked backwards for a few meters, then turned around and caught one of the poles spot-on! He was speechless for a few seconds... Then one of the Harriett s behind us yelled out loud: Mind your nuts! Henrik noticed this, and started running down the street jumping over pole after pole, lifting first left leg high, then right leg, etc. It looked amusing, and he was obviously minding his package while having fun... Henrik was thus named Mind Your Nuts afterwards at the circle by Sea-Xplanation, as we found his acts fitting just fine with the general warning! Henrik Petersen 9 1 Henrik Rear Entry Henriksen

253 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Christened at Ho Chi Minh City H 3 Once Henrik came late to a run. The runs in HCMCH 3 are marked with shredded paper so it is hard to determine what is the beginning and what is the end of the run. Happy and convinced that he had found the beginning he tried to catch up with the pack. The surprise was big when Henrik suddenly saw the pack running towards him. They must all have started wrong! Henrik was christened Rear Entry Henrik Thuesen 27 1 Henrik Tree Prick Trepka Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum May Christened Henrik is known for fooling around and making noise. At one run The Prick of the Week had enough of it and poured detergent from his Prick-bottle over Henrik s remaining hair. Henrik tried to wash it with soda water and, without knowing it himself; his friends were helping him by pouring beer over his head. The result? It wouldn t stop foaming and looked like a TV commercial for Wash&Gone hair shampoo. Since then Henrik is known as Wash n Grow. We are still optimist is Henrik? 2006 Hilde Beastiality Christensen Christened by Jesper Butthead Krarup Sister Hilde is not only in her majesty army defending Denmark by all means, she is also modelling in commercials and TV programs for and about the army. As we all know the Danish soldiers is special vicious and harsh, which is now underlined throughout the campaign for new officers showing that they should look like lions and gazelles. Being part of this unnaturally way of life Sister Hilde was named Beastiality Hilly Mad Norwegian Mother le Fèvre 32 4 Christened by Peter Party Prick Kragh Originally she was named Mad Mother. Hilly could get really cross and she was a mother, then she met the Norwegian man who dragged her off to Norway and the Norwegian was added Hugues le Bourlay Ian O Donovan 1* 1 250

254 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare GM Emeritus Ian Swampy Marsh 4* 4 Ib Not the 9 O clock News Søby Christened by Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Ib started hashing in the East, but he did not got a hash name out there. After some years in the East, he is now back in Denmark and hashinge with CH3. He is a journalist and have repeatedly tried to get something culturally into the hash. During his culture hour (actualy just 5 min.) in the circle, he has tried with some old jokes. These jokes is not bad, but many of them are so old that RA may remember them from childhood. This is not what you will hear at the 9 O clock news, and since there allso was an old comedy show that was called Not the 9 O clock News. That is why Ib now is Not the 9 O clock News Iben Miss Psycho Hauge Christened by Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen One of the Hashers had met Iben at a party and convinced her to join the hash. She is a psychology student and has an exotic look to her so when Biggles called her into the circle after the Gispert hash at February 11 th he called her Miss Psycho. The name stuck with her and turned out to be quite fitting so at a CH4 hash in July 2005 she was finally baptised Miss Psycho by Codpiece Ida-Marie Hansen Ilse Lenshøj Mortensen 31 4 Ilse Miss Goodnight Harthann Christened by Jan Pop Eye Stærk It happened at the glorious 24 th birthday party of CH 3. You were dancing wild actually you were Rock(ing)-Your- Socks with a most charming well dressed well loaded and truly armed secret Hasher. This gentleman who must be a foreign agent of the Shaken not Stirred type cool as ice suddenly dropped you on the floor as a glass of bad Russian vodka probably in the name of the cold war. As expected you passed out! The ambulance arrived and you were blazed away with flashing blue lights and screaming sirens through the night. Carefully the Doctor examined your brain and luckily found NOTHING. In the name of the Hash Spirit I (Pop Eye) solemnly baptize you: 2002 Miss Goodnight. Inge Blah Blah Suell Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie 1994 At the 777 Run, the RA and MC were dutifully testing the holy water all day long, and now, in the evening, all the MC wanted was to enjoy the moonlight in peace and quiet, when along came this sister and filled his ears with blah blah blah, chitter chatter, blah blah blah, giggle giggle, yak yak, blah blah blah! In an attempt to cure his developing headache, the MC wandered off to a blasting music machine, relaxed until his ears were filled again with blah blah blah, etc. etc. from this sister. Finally giving up hope of peace, the weary MC attempted to get to sleep, only to have great difficulty with the zipper on his sleeping bag. As he lay quietly wrestling with it, a helping hand reached out to help him, accompanied by a cheerful blah blah blah, giggle giggle, chitter chatter, blah blah blah! What other name could there be for this sister? Inge Kristiansen 39 1 Inger Shiggy D Light Hansen Christened by Claus Oeuf Jacobsen Inger was the hare on run no and up to the very day it had been raining quite a lot, this of course resulting in the forest being very shiggy. Out on the trail you could pretty much steer clear of the shiggy if you tried but that all ended when the trail split in to a chicken and eagle run. Being much the wiser from many such runs I, your MC, of course chose the chicken trail, which proved to be a very good idea. While waiting at the designated rendezvous point I overheard Inger, who was haring the chicken trail, tell the others about all the shiggy they had missed out on (as of course had she) by not running the eagle trail. Conferring with the hash sec we put the things together and we came up with the 2001 name Shiggy D Light with which Inger was baptised later in the sacred circle of the Copenhagen Hash House Harriers. Ingvill The Professional Solbø Christiansen 35*

255 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Irene Schaeffer Lund 43 1 Christened by Mike Condom Consden 1993 This naming is hard to understand not because of its complexity but because of the simplicity (of whoever chose the name). The run sheet pen was missing and Irene Lund pulled out her own pen, a Schaeffer. Ivan Ivan the Terrible Mortensen Confirmed by Jesper Butthead Krarup Ivan is old CH 3 Hasher and his hash name is from these days where no formal christening was performed. This nice guy who s only crime is that he accepted his parents to name him Ivan, and with no connection to the Russian tyrants became anyway known as Ivan the Terrible. Jesper Butthead Krarup took the initiative to bless him with flower and beer Jaap The Dutch Dildo de Ridder 42 7 Jack Murphy 19* 2 Jacob Midget Øhrstrøm * 7 Jacob Speedy Bump Appel-Hansen Christened by Kurt Smelly Belly Hansen from Odense-Nyborg H The 50 th run of the Copenhagen Howlin Hash House Harriers is naturally a great and important event. Jacob and his mates from Odense-Nyborg H 3 were very eager to reach the starting point for the run. Jacob was the driver, and he wasn t aware of the two measures the municipality of Copenhagen uses to keep the speed down. Badly maintained roads and bumps on the roads. Both conditions were fulfilled when he drove on Nygårdsvej. And suddenly when passing a street bump, his mates, and among them the GM of Odense-Nyborg H 3, felt themselves in a very near contact with the inner side of the roof of the car. No mercy! Jacob was christened Speedy Bump of his GM GM Emeritus Jacob The Ayatollah (Fjotte) Hansen Before Jacob is an elevator man, and his work had taken to Iran. This was back when the Iranians took the American hostages. Jacob and co. hid in the elevator, and Jacob having control over it made sure the doors never opened at an inappropriate time. When he came back he had some Iranian dress, and the name became his James Gomer s Pile MacDowell Christened at San Diego H3 autumn 1991 I started hashing in Bahrain in 1991, during a port visit after the Gulf War, where I served as a Marine. When I returned to the U.S., I started hashing with San Diego H3, while still serving in the U.S. Marine Corps. At the time, I was tall, skinny and geeky looking (now I m tall, fat and geeky looking) and, since I m a Marine, reminded people of Jim Neighbor s character from the 1960 s television series Gomer Pyle USMC (look it up on the Internet if you don t know it). When you combine that with the fact that I can clog any toilet that s ever been made, San Diego H3 s naming committee christened me Gomer s Pile in autumn One of Gomer Pyle s favorite catch phrases was 2009 Shazam!, so naturally mine became Shitzam!. James Ogey-Bogey Williamson Christened by Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Brother Jim s eyebrows scare everybody, something he is painfully aware of himself. At the Halloween run he was supposed to come dressed as the scariest monster imaginable. So what did he come dressed as? Himself! He was named after the scariest thing at Halloween, second to him, The Ogey-Bogey Man

256 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare GM Emeritus James Woodstock the Festival McGowan Christened in Calgary H The On On that evening was in the hare s back yard around a fire. It was a cold day and everyone sat around the fire trying to get warm drinking beers out of cans. James had no jacket but had managed to find a blanket, which combined with his long hair, and rock singer type appearance, reminded the others of Woodstock and so he was named. Returning to CH 3 in 1990 he found there was another Woodstock, also just returned from North America. It seemed obvious that the other would be Woodstock (the Bird) and he should be Woodstock (the Festival) Jan Gobot Mortensen Christened by Peter Party Prick Kragh Ready for a long esoteric story? First you have to know that the MC in 93 was crazy about a cartoon series called the Transformers. Each Transformer is a robot, which can transform itself into something else (for example a rocket or a tank or God knows what). Now back to Jan Mortensen who during the year changed his car, apartment and girlfriend. So the MC. Realising Jan was a transforming (his life) picked out the name of his favourite Transformer (Gobot) Jan Henrik Døhlen 3* 3 Jan Horny Henriksen Christened 1992 Named while he was on the committee as Hash Horn, but don t jump to the conclusion that it was his job he was actually named after Jan Pop Eye Stærk Christened by Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Brother Jan ran with the Harriet s on a run where the pack was split up in two. He did not react when the MC after the run asked the gentlemen, who ran with the ladies, to come into the circle so it was obviously not gentleman ship that made him do it. Later the truth came out: Brother Jan had caught sight of a beautiful Harriet and felt his heart jump, his eyes pop out of their sockets and his head hopelessly in love Jan Pretender Vinther Christened by Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Brother Jan went to Cyprus to run with the hash. Down there he cheated himself to an InterHash Hare T-shirt. He was very sad to have it stolen from him, but Pretty Boy made him happy again by presenting him with his illegally acquired T-shirt at Run 888. At the same occasion the RA showed what he thought about his pretending to be something he was not Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie 1994 Having (totally untrue to form) drunk himself into a state of incoherence at the 777 Run, and thus unable to converse with his fellow Hashers, Brother Jan went off to his bed. Immediately, a hitherto unknown talent of his revealed itself great thunderous music began issuing forth in perfect crescendo from his nose! In spite of Sister Spanish Fly kicking him in the shins. Sidsel jumping up and down on his stomach and Flashette beating him with a wet towel, Brother Jan neither stirred nor woke nor stopped! Only a clarion call of nature got him moving! 2003 The RA, awaked by the change of music to a gentle trickle, splash splash over by the chimney, assumed that Brother Jan was relieving himself in a plastic beer cup. This was not the case; the receptacle was the chimney itself! No wonder Sister Flashette was screaming to Piss outside, you pig! 253

257 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Jane Cinderella Engelund Christened by Carl Sodbuster Bondorff January 1995 at Lyngby H 3 Jane tells: Biggles set the run, and it was a real Biggles run. It was a snowy day and the underground was very wet and muddy. We had to crawl through the undergrowth, climb the slopes, balance through the marsh, walk tightropes on logs over streams and jump over ditches full of water. The more wet and wild the better! 2001 And then it happened: I had to jump over a ditch. I managed to jump over the water, but, but but The place I landed was very soft and muddy. I sank into the mud to my knees! And I was just stocked! When I tried to get my legs free of the mud, I lost one shoe! With a little help from others Hashers; we managed to dig the shoe free of the mud! And the RA gave me the name of Cinderella because of the lost and found shoe! Jane Theill Janet Ina Tate 74 3 Jannie Jannie the Nannie Petersen Christened by Peter Party Prick Kragh Everyone agreed that she had thoroughly earned the name for her patience and tolerance ever since she had met Dino Jannie Larsen 28 Jarl Christian Tweedle-dum Zinn Christened by Hilly Mad Norwegian Mother le Fèvre Named Tweedle-dum before his twin brother Tweedle-dee. (See Stig Christian Tweedle-dee Zinn) Jean Luc Frog Legs Basly 20* 1 Jeanette Great Dane Rodney (Schmidt) Christened by John Sir John Rodney At the time when Jeanette arrived on the Copenhagen H 3 stage, we already had a Poodle in our midst, and another one would not be appropriate. Looking at Jeanette s hair it was clear, that it anyway not was of a Poodle size. Nothing less than a Great Dane would due. Sir John believed so much in christening Jeanette as a Great Dane that he married her in Jeanette Snow What? Zoretic 26 Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie 1994 This sister always reminds the RA of a particular Disney fairy tale. She seems to embody the tale of the lovely young girl who leaves her home to travel far, far away. Finally she comes to a house, which she makes her home, and where she brightens the lives of the other inhabitants smoothing troubled brows, singing a song when they re down in the dumps and generally spreading good cheer. The girl in question found her house deep, deep in the woods whereas you, Sister Jeanette, have chosen a house in the middle of a city with trains, busses, cars, bikes, men, women, children, cats, dogs, rats and mice rushing noisily all around it at all hours of the day and night! Furthermore, the girl in the story was a tall young lady and the inhabitants of the house were all very short! And here we have petite little you and a house full of huge marines! (For the sake of the story, all the marines are declared tall.) You re doing it all back-to front, Sister Jeanette! What you re doing here is WhiteSnow and the five giants. Why, I ll bet you even have the dwarves going around singing: Ho hi, ho hi we re not going to work today! Jelena Zippo Busk March Christened by Jesper Butthead Krarup A few years ago Burning Bush had turned into a grey bush and no smoke or flame was seen. He considered the monastery, but was not thrilled with a future as a Wanker. Suddenly he remembered that we are called the Winking Wanker s, and as a winking he went out in the world to conquer a woman. Out there in Siberia the young steaming Jelena was ready for action and instead of waiting she decided to meet him halfway in the Baltic. From that day on the fire was turned flaming on the Bush again! He had met more than a match had; he had met a Siberian lighter. Coming from Siberia and being the lighter to set Bush on fire again she was named: Zippo

258 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Jenny Bubbles Abelgreen Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie 1994 While flicking through an ad-catalogue the other day, the RA s attention was caught by an advertisement for a Jacuzzi bath one of these new-fangled contraptions with strong jets of massaging water and lots of tickled little bubbles! Well what actually caught his eye was the person who was sitting in the bath right in the middle of the picture! One could see by the stiff smile on the face of the model sitting on the edge of the bath, that the person sitting in the bath was not supposed to be there during the photo session but they just couldn t get her to get out! That s because Sister Jenny s greatest passion is the Jacuzzi. As she also has a vivacious and bubbly temperament, there was no doubt in the RA s 1995 mind. Jenny Sinnet 21* GM Emeritus Jens Bassil Kristensen 35* 10 It is no wonder that the hash name Bassil came across when you have John Cleese and Fawlty Towers in mind GM Emeritus Jens Father Abraham Falkenberg Christened by Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Jens has been running since dawn of the CH 3, and looking at his fair hair, one should really think that he is as old as Methuselah. On the other hand knowing that two of his sons (Pimpernel and Kasper) have been running occasionally in the Hash (and who knows if there are five more sons?) he would then be slightly younger then Methuselah. Therefore only one hash name is possible Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen Christened by Mike Belly Dancer Langrish-Smith in Hanoi H You have always been a front-runner with a unique style loping along like a camel (check out the dictionary definition of loping ). The short shorts you wear suggest that significant movement of your legs in a vertical position could reveal a glimpse of your balls, which are of course protected by your scrotum. Hence Loping Scrotum. QED Jens Madsen 13 1 Jens Pitbull Galby Jerry Pisspot Shapley Christened by Cueball Autumn 1988 at Istanbul H 3 Jerry is one of those poor Hashers who have been honoured with a hash name he don t understand why he received. He claims, I ve never yet pissed in my beer pot

259 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Jesper Butthead (Superman) Krarup Christened Superman by Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman and Butthead by Klaus Testicle Bendiks At Aarhus Festival Hash, Brother Jesper must have thought himself as indestructible as the man of steel. Looking down the barrel of a toy gun, he proudly bared his chest. To his surprise the toy gun could shoot rubber bullets and his cry of pain forever and ever proved that he is anything but a superman. Superman was renamed Butthead at this years ski trip, just look at him and you will see why! A remarkable resemblance to the famous cartoon figure in both look and behaviour Jesper Harder 1* 1 Jesper Humle 3* 3 Jesper Kock 3* 3 Jesper Piss Artist Kjædegaard 11* 4 Jesper Prince Light Oddershede Christened by Merete ReBelle Yell Olsen 1997 Brother Jesper s hash name stems from the fact that he can be seen constantly hanging from the lips of Queen of Denmark, while she lights him up. Hash name: Prince Light Jette Beyer 1* 1 Jette Blackberry Harly Christened by Jan Pop Eye Stærk Out at Public Hare & Pop Eye s lovely summerhouse, in an old brown coal field, some Hashers has decided to spend a good weekend together with a lot of beer in this nice countryside of the dark, dark Jutland. Brother Ib von Täinen s mother decided to joint us fellow Copenhagen Hashers on this weekend, and it is now the story of name starts. The weather was nice and a fantastic run was set, in this old giant old brown coal field, never used after the 2. World war. The run was set through hills and lakes and fields and some wild flowers and berry fields. We was all running through some very steep hills downhill, and here Brother Ib s mom was gliding/sliding on her bum down the hills, not recognising that the vegetation 2004 was bushes of blackberries and grass. Down the hill, her white running pants was not white any more, but more black and green after the berries and the grass sliding tour, so at the circle Brother Pop Eye christened her Blackberry. GM Emeritus Jette Gipsy Woman Kristensen (Christensen) Once upon a time Jette came to a run with a broken arm. The arm was in a plaster cast. In Danish Plaster Cast = Gips. So it was very easy to come from gips to gipsy and Jette became Gipsy Woman Jill Lundin 12 GM Emeritus Jim Alligator Dundee (Jam) Dunbar Christened by Petera Old Blue Eye Hudson May 1988 Being at the right place at the right time is what succeeded for Jim to bee. The famous Paul Hogan was playing Crocodile Dundee in the Danish movie theatres, and soon became Jim Alligator Dundee. Till this day he has not the faintest idea what caused the honour Jim Big Jim Carr 1* 1 Jim is one of those poor Hashers who only have a hash name describing what everybody can see. 256

260 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Jimmy Velvet Tongue (Blabbermouth) Kolker Christened Blabbermouth and Velvet Tongue also by Merete ReBelle Yell Olsen. Soft-spoken Brother Jimmy s low tone of voice and (much of the time) hermetically sealed lips has not failed to make an impression on his fellow Hashers. Hash name: Blabbermouth After several appearances on Danish TV making comments about international affairs Blabbermouth demonstrated why he soon would be the new Ambassador in Burkina Faso. To compliment Blabbermouth ReBelle Yell found it appropriate to rename Blabbermouth to Velvet Tongue. It s to this day still a mystery to the members of CH 3 why a young gorgeous blond Danish former RA decides to rename Blabbermouth to Velvet Tongue. Joana Marie Snot Me Opsima Christened by Mike Calapso Bartlett Joana and her boyfriend Miguel Mobile Dick Poulsen travelled to the Belgian Nash along with Calapso, Joint Venture and Bogey for a cold weekend with great beer in the seaside town of Oostende. JV s other half Lick mm, despite having been a sex tourist in Copenhagen on a number of occasions did not recognise our two young lovers and, as they were hanging around a lot with the old man, assumed that they were his offspring from an illicit liaison in the far east many years before. He thought this a reasonable assumption, right up until he saw them kissing and cuddling in the corner. Now Lick mm is 2012 a broad minded chap for a spetic but even this confused his poor half-mind and he sought out Joint Venture for reassurance about what he had seen. He was quickly put right, but for the rest of the weekend the youngsters were referred to as The Children or Bogey s Kids or some other similar epithet. So Joana, by extrapolation would be Bogey s Daughter. However the mismanagement didn t feel it right to saddle a beautiful young girl with a the name of a grumpy old man so it was decided that she should be able to deny his paternity. Therefore if anyone asks her if she is Bogey s daughter, she can honestly reply Snot Me! GM Emeritus Jocelyn Lady-Di-Gnasher (Lah Dee Dah) McKenzie (Bidstrup) Jocelyn tells: All I remember about my naming, is that it must have happened when I got to know a certain Hasher, and according to my diary that was in The reason for the name Lady Di was simply because this certain Hasher s second name was Charles, and yes, you guessed, my second name is Diana. I don t remember any ceremony, but I was most likely yanked into the circle. My double barrelled part of the name Gnasher was given in the Belgium Ardennes on a weekend trip, in about 1990, and under protest from me that I already had a name, it was claimed by the Harriet who shared the room with me that I gnashed (pronounced nashed) my teeth all night that came after I d complained of her snoring, whistling sound John Burp Birk Nielsen 4* 2 John Kan-go-root Schjerning Christened by Gerry Gerriatrick Gomez Father was Kangaroo, who brought his two daughters Wallaby and Joey to the hash, but never the son. So it was sort of special when the son, also the eldest child came for the first time. What a surprise when Kangaroo announced that it was also the very first time, John had a beer, especially when by Danish law he was legally old enough to have a root (Australian slang for having a ****). Those who know the father s predilection in this regard hoped it would rub off on the son if he was called Kan-go-root John Forever Young Lawrie Christened by Jan Pop Eye Stærk John has courage. Lots of it and lying faster than 10 Hashers could drink a crate of beer. Lying up in the open face of the RA. Repetitively claiming with a big smile on his face and a beer in his hand that it was his 21 st birthday. We all think that he looks as a 33 rd year old Hasher. John was christened Forever Young John Heaslip

261 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare John Merlin Simonsen Christened by John Sir John Rodney Once passing the Aldershvile Slotsruin (Castle ruin) John s fantasy went totally wild. He started to talk about all traditions, which were connected, to such a place, and the legend of King Arthur and his 12 Knights including Merlin and the Sorcerer s Apprentice. The RA did a great job in getting the pack to move on and away from the place just to avoid too many Hashers wetting their beds when sleeping. As a tribute to John he was christened Merlin John Radar ((H)ash Hole) Kitching * 9 True John could be an (H)ash Hole to his fellow Hashers by teasing without ending. But as soon as TV-version of MASH 4077 was on Danish television his destiny was sealed. In any aspect John is more real and genuine than the replica the director of the movie had chosen to act as Radar John Pink Panter van Kesteren John Sir John (Vin Ordinaire) Rodney Christened Vin Ordinaire at Sidney North Shore H 3, Sir John by Mike Condom Consden and once again Sir John by Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman John s first hash name comes from the fact, which he knows when to be modest and when to behave like a Sir. It really comes to who is paying, so at the On On s at the Sidney North Shore H 3 he always ordered the cheapest wine and therefore couldn t avoid to be christened as Vin Ordinaire When John came to Copenhagen H 3 he soon showed his charm (with the Harriet s) and behaved like a real Sir. Before the On On s he definitely behaved with style and after the On On like anything else. So Mike Condom Consden found it avoidable to christen our dear gentleman Sir John. In 1996 Mustafa the Swede, had brought himself into a very delicate situation by after only 13 days as RA christening himself Mustafa the Swede although he already was christened Turnip (by Sir John). He believes, that Sir John not is formally christened as Sir John and proposes that Sir John once again christen Turnip as Mustafa the Swede and in return Mustafa the Swede should formally christen Sir John as Sir John. John Sleepy Townsend John Sloptank Godfrey Christened by Aussie Bob from Lagos H Long long ago the colonial powers decided to build a key trading post in West Africa called Lagos. With miles and miles of white sandy beaches and sun drenched fertile countryside to choose from where else would you locate this but on top of a swamp. A big swamp. Then add 12 million people who of course need to pass water and solids, then why build sewers if you can just use the natural swamp. Thus you have a living Sloptank. Now not so many years ago you get another colonial arriving in this paradise, full of shit and piss shouting the odds what do you call him Sloptank

262 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Jon Fumbling with IT Brohauge Christened by Carl Sodbuster Bondorff at Lyngby H 3 During the circle the RA noticed that young Jon was playing a lot of pocket billiard so he was promptly named Fumbling with It Jonathan Roskilde McGowan When Jonathan was young he weighed next to nothing, which made it possible for James Woodstock the Festival McGowan (his father) to bring him to the weekly hash in a small backpack. Jonathan spent the majority of his first 50 runs bouncing around on his back. Someone came to the conclusion that if his father was Woodstock the Festival, then Jonathan must be the same thing, only smaller, which of course would make him Roskilde Jonna Weiss 10 José Rambo no 5 (Flying Dane) Fernandes Christened by Ivan Ivan the Terrible Mortensen At the Münchener beer festival, after run no. 1111, your RA noticed this very smooth guy dark, tall and handsome he was too doing a real good job with the girls at the dance floor. And it was obvious that the tune Mambo no. Five was his absolute favourite. This was a dancer with hips So I was a little surprised when the same guy shows up in some kind of military equipment to the hangover run next day. Soft at night and tough in the daylight. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hide. So José will forever in the hash tribe and also in the happy hunting grounds be known as Rambo no 5. Rambo no 5 are named Flying Dane at the Lisbon H 3 due to his many trips between Copenhagen and Lisbon. Josefine Bruun Josephine Bogs Eriksen Judy Femidom Consden When there was no other news one week, the papers ran an article on the new type of birth control, a condom for females. Since Mike s name was already Condom, it seemed obvious that Judy should become Femidom Julie JR Lawlor Julie Yark Sucker Burgess Christened by Alan Rumple Foreskin Winter at Brussels Manneke Piss H At Julie s first party with Brussels Manneke Piss, the hashers were playing a drinking game. The theme of the party was Blue Hawaii, meaning that it was time to empty the liquor cabinets and mix some of the more exotic drinks. Before the drinking game, Rumple Foreskin made a drink, adding almost everything from Baby Snatcher s kitchen, including some unpeeled nectarines and tequila. Lois Lane was asked to name the vile drink, and he called it Yark, an obscure American slang for vomit. We took some of the more interesting drinks, put them on a table, including the Yark, and as hashers do, we formed a circle around it. Upon a players turn, that player could add anything they could find to the table. One would then proceed to assign any player to drink anything from the table, using any 2008 utensil or drinking vessel on the table. For her first turn, Julie added a white plastic ladle. She then proceeded to 259

263 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare asked 2 men to take off their shirts and lie on the ground. She cleaned the lint from their belly buttons, took the ladle, scooped some of the chunky mixture known as Yark, poured it into their belly buttons and sucked it out. Lois Lane wrote in the weekly scribe; I for one can say that my belly button was sparkling clean after that. It will never be the same. I m thinking of having it bronzed. So there you have it, the Legend of Yark Sucker is born. Julius Bogs Eriksen Jurgen Handcream Hulst Christened by John Boy at Houston H Just barely hashing two weeks and already on a camp out. The pack decided that Jurgen could not be pronounced by Texan rednecks, but that it sounded very similar to Jergens hand-lotion (an American brand). For lack of a girlfriend and and due to the similarity with Jergens, John Boy named him Hand cream Jørgen Balle 16* Jørgen Beuchert 3* 1 Jørgen Petersen 74 5 GM Emeritus Jørgen Rock-your-Socks Rokkjær Christened 1990 Jørgen, at least in these days, knew how to party. No modesty with drinking, no modesty with Harriet s and no watch. He was really rocking his socks. Hence he was christened Rock-your-Socks Jørgen Torp Before Jørn Højen-Sørensen Before Jørn Wimpy Olesen Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie, John Sir John Rodney, Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman, Merete ReBelle Yell Olsen and Jesper Butthead Krarup Jørn Olesen has been hashing around the world for many years in many clubs, he even claims that he has been hash master in one of them. Still he also claims that he has no hash name! No fucking likely! In a state of intoxication he revolt his secret to another Hasher: He had at least one hash name, he just did not like the name(s)! This cowardly crime towards the hash-spirit and non-existent rules had to be severed punished. He should have the worst and most humiliating name irremovable tattooed on him for the rest of his hash-life Show time! So after a nice quiet hash yours truly had the last four Religious Advisors of CH3 to gang up with me to give him a five-double naming. A naming that would stick forever and ever. The story of the naming, the ceremony and the humiliating name then had to be spread out in the hash-community as a warning against crime on the hash and particularly against the handy-work of the RA. Today the event has its own homepage on the Internet to secure the spreading of the story. Yours truly called the accused offender into the circle to kneel down before the 5 RA s and the hunchback helper carrying 20 kg of flour. Shot-glasses and a bottle of dubious origin and contents. First the masked and vividly coloured Klan-brother Bogey (1994 RA) did his magic (including 6 kg of flour and a shot-glass) and the spineless piece of chicken shit was named: Wimpy Then Brother Sir John (1995 RA) stepped into the circle and as always in his baptising he involved a, innocent helper, Icebreaker. He tied them up and proceeded with a very messy christening of Wimpy. By the time the medieval monk, Brother Mustafa the Swede (1996 RA) had finished his handiwork; the presumptuous piece of jelly had received 5 shot-glasses and 12 kg of flour and the name Wimpy. 260

264 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Now things were getting spooky. Sister ReBelle Yell (1997 RA) draw a hexagram around the repentant sinner, disposition the remaining part of flour down his trembling neck and naming him Wimpy. When I Butthead (1998 RA) finished the job with the remaining part of the 20 kg of flour, the 7 th shot-glass and a normal down-down the coward looked more like a messy replica of Snow-white than a Hasher. Go forward forever and ever (no renaming!) in the hash community named as Wimpy. Kai Lundgaard * 2 GM Emeritus Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Christened at Kowloon H 3 August 1977 Strange things happen out in Hong Kong. An international environment with no understanding of what it really means to be international. The MC at Kowloon H 3 believed that the article Der was Danish! Grow up man; it only takes a throat complaint to learn Danish. Nevertheless he has well informed about that the company Tulip was exporting the Danish red sausage. We all know, that after a day in the sun Kaj looks like a Danish red sausage. And the question left is only if it was the red sausage or Kaj s appetite for the same which led to naming him Der Tulip Eater Karen Jensen Karen Midget Lauersen 1980 * Karen Stenbæk Petersen 17 Karen Weggers Karin Brunkener 1* 1 Karin Rosenbom 5 1 Karin Wagner 1* 1 Karl Apparently Pregnant Stoltz Christened by Karin Bird in the Bush Harvey May 2006 at Yangon H 3 A red dress run was on in the month of May, and Karl wisely did borrow a red dress from his wife Tania. But was it wise? During the run the dress became permanently out of shape...stretch marks in the abdominal region due to too much pressure from the inside. Hence Karl was Apparently Pregnant Kasper Falkenberg Katharina S3 Schütte Christened by Lucky Shitlips and Neon Baboon February 1998 at Shanghai H 3 S3 is short for Schütte Shit Shooter a Hash name obviously not ment to be pronounced after a reasonable amount of downdowns. Thus, S3 it was! I can t remember many details of the baptism. Some time in probably February 1998 I was called to the front by GM Lucky Shitlips and his assistant Neon Baboon during the Hash dinner of the Shanghai Hash House Harriers, i.e. my mother Hash, and named according to my allegedly miserable performance at a recent bowling event. Since then, S3 has caused phantasies at different Hashes. During the China Nash Hash in Guangzhou in June 2009, I was inofficially renamed Seriously Sexy Something

265 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Kati Bondorff (Ojaluoma) Ken Jørgensen March Ken Kenwood Hayes March Shortly after having brought him home (on a permanent basis) one of Poodles friends asked her (on the telephone), Where s Ken? The answer was he was out in the kitchen washing up after dinner. The questioner, more used to the average Hasher, enviously said, Ken would. And we all know that Kenwood makes great appliances, like dishwashers Kenneth Compass Needle Lylloff Kent Barf Gørges Christened by James Woodstock the Festival McGowan In the West Zealand Hash, the person who makes a stupid thing has to run with a plastic-leg in his hand. During the 50 th run weekend in West Zealand Kent was competing in stupid activities with the crazy Aarhus Hash. One day he succeeded to get the plastic-leg, because the night before (after the party) he was found vomiting ( baaarf, baaarf ) in his sleeping bag. Poor guy he shall be known as Barf the rest of his hash-days Kevin S.O.B. Poulsen Christened by Saput February 28 or March at Angeles H 3 Kevin was introduced to the Hash by his father Brian Two Bottles Poulsen. Two Bottles is actually the triple fold reason for S.O.B. 1. Son Of Brian 2. Son Of Bottles 3. Son Of a Bitch 2010 Kevin Southwell Keyhan Black Fury Rahgozar Christened by Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Brother Keyhan had the insolence of coming to a hash run something looking like a pro wrestling dress. This of course was blasphemy to the RA and he promptly named Brother Keyhan after the ugliest pro wrestler Kim Dommer

266 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Kim Hartung Jørgensen Kirsten Heidemann * 1 Kirsten Kjær 1* 1 Kjeld Jacobsen 4* 4 Kjeld Kangaroo (SuperScan) Næsted Christened SuperScan by Elephant Man in the middle of the eighties at Gove Top H 3, North Territory, Australia and Kangaroo by Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Kjeld really knows what hashing is about. Running, the circle with some beers, the On On with good food and some more beers but most of all before you loses your overview, scan out all the young Harriet s. He was so super doing it that he was christened SuperScan. When Kjeld jumped back to CH 3 from Australia is was inevitable to rename him as Kangaroo Klaus Holse Andersen 57* Knud Dahn Knud Larsen 2* 2 Knud Smash em Madsen Want to get the Hashshit, a name, and an increase on your insurance premiums all at once? Just quickly back out into one of the other Hasher s cars Knud Sørensen Kristian Made in Hong Kong Ritslev Christened by Palle Biggles Zych Kristians parents are Danish but Kristian is Made in Hong Kong

267 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Kylie The Hot Chick HashSec in the 2007 committee Lara Wallaby Naested Christened by Derec Marcus at Sao Paulo s Hash House Harriers Lara is the eldest offspring of a kangaroo Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted and thus her hash name could only be Wallaby. Lara was christened together with her younger sister Naomi who naturally was christened Joey Lars Bræmer 2* 1 Lars Call-boy Helm 90 4 Christened by Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted 1989 Lars has always felt he was some kind of a guy, and his control of the turning of the world was much more important than participate in the hashing. During a run in the centre of Copenhagen the pack passed Fælledparken, and Lars had planned it so, that he to a certain time should make a telephone call. Suddenly he jumps in a telephone box to make his call, but forgot to take into account how his fellow Hashers would spend the time in the meantime. Idleness is not a Hasher habit, so the pack fount is very amusing to pound on the telephone box in the waiting time and disrupting the telephone conversation entirely. The dear boy was christened Call-boy Lars Christiansen 6* Lars Denker 1* 1 Lars Jepsen 51 Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen Christened by Carsten Mr. Blowjob Iversen Lars has a great weakness for very small things, and is very interested in model trains and other miniatures. Seeing and knowing Lars, one should imagine that he was more interested in food and beers which he certainly also is. He is a contradiction. And therefore the only logical choice of a hash name for Lars had to be a contradiction too. Lars was christened: Mr. Petit PS. Soon after at run 1351 where Lars was the hare, he proved the choice of Mr. Petit right. Most of the trail was marked with blobs at a size of a Danish 25 øre coin Lars Muddy Waters Thorndahl Christened by Ivan Ivan the Terrible Mortensen At the Hubertus run in Dyrehaven Lars was partly responsible for dragging the pack through almost all the water and all the mud at this beautiful spot. So I guess nobody participating in this run will blame the RA for giving Lars the hash name Muddy Waters Lars Møller 2* 1 264

268 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Lars Noggin the Nog Thomsen 19 Lars Paisley 1* 1 Lars Peter Larsen 18 1 Lars Rasmussen 3* 2 Lars Turkish Delight Mikkelsen Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie 1994 On hearing the subject of Turkey mentioned, this brother s face lights up and his eyes begin to glow. When asked if he knows the country he will tell you that he has been there innumerable times on business. He has frequented Turkish baths on business, and been relaxed by excellent Turkish massage on business. He extols the virtues of the curvatious Turkish countryside seen in passing, as he travelled to and fro on business. He finds Istanbul, with its history, architecture and exotic culture, a lovely city to stay in while on business. The only thing he doesn t like about Turkey is the belly dancing. But, all in all, this brother finds Turkey utterly and completely delightful Laura Beckwith Lene Flashette Geltzer Christened by Peter Party Prick Kragh Our dear Party Prick has always been keen upon the dress code in CH 3. No hash gear equals a down down in the circle after the run. Party Prick really was sure of his luck, when he during a run approached Lene, telling her of the punishment in the circle for not wearing hash gear, but promptly Lene lifted up in her sweatshirt showing her beautiful breast(s) covered by a hash t-shirt. Lene did not get a down down after the run for breaking the dress code, but instead Lene with a proper down down was christened Flashette Lene Gorilla-balls Schierling Christened by Carsten Mr. Blowjob Iversen at EuroHash Aarhus To be addicted to certain foodstuff may have crucial consequences. Lene can t pass when Chocolate Marshmallows (flødeboller). Then Saturday morning Lene saw some nice ladies given away Chocolate Marsh-mallows for free, and she couldn t wait to get one. But EuroHash in Århus has their own games. The purpose was to make Gorilla Balls. Gorilla Balls is when you stuff your mouth with 2 Chocolate Marshmallows and then at the same time by a syringe inject whiskey into the mouth, finishing it off with beer (the immediate effect is that the alcohol makes the egg white to expand). And first after this treatment are you allowed to chew. And Lene got her Gorilla Balls. Later in the evening Lene asked fearful Godmother if there was a risk for she could be christened Gorilla Balls, which 2005 Godmother couldn t find arguments against. After the hangover run was Lene kindly asked to enter the circle, and Mr. Blowjob had the exquisite pleasure to christen Lene Gorilla-balls. Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Christened by Claus Oeuf Jacobsen Lene THFKASM *) was running along minding her own hash business when suddenly a bump in the road met her toe and send Lene to her knees almost scraping her nose. To the people around her it looked like Lene was falling to her knees and kissing the ground in a pope-like fashion. Returning to the circle I was told about the incident and immediately acting on the information I baptised Lene with the new name: Her Holynose. *) The Hasher Formerly Known As Sofidoll s Mum GM Emeritus Lene Masochist Haakonsen Christened by Peter Party Prick Kragh Lene, what else would you name someone who lives with Ivan the Terrible?

269 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Lene Wet Dream Østergaard Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie This sister has a dark and dangerous longing with her breast to exhibit herself to us and to others! It first became evident at InterScandi at Gefion Fountain, where she pretended to slip and fall in the water, letting her wet clothing cling to every curve. Fearing that this was not enough, she stood in front of the fountain s jets, thus moulding her duds like a second skin, arousing the interest of not a few weak male members! She contained her dark desires for many months until the Xmas party when she used the rather thin excuse of acting in the Cabaret to shed her outer clothing and parade about in black lace Frency undergarments of the most provocative kind. The RA must admit that although 2008 she didn t get wet this time. She sure looked a dream! Lennart Olesen 2* 2 Lennart Steel-Arm Neumann 9* 9 Leo Blaabjerg Sørensen * 2 Leslie On-All-Fours Jordan Liese Knickerless Sonne (Iversen) 94 6 Christened by Dave Maid Marion Parks Modem science has produced many things for runners, but by far the nicest to look at are the very fine fabrics that running tights are made of. They conform to every curve of the body and Lise Iversen certainly did not want to spoil those curves by having other clothing underneath Liisa Levanen 15* 1 Likk mm Christened by Incuming at Bern H 3 I was most certainly christened at Bern H 3 #96, hare and RA was Incuming, an Irishwoman formerly with the Baghdad H 3 when she wasn t nursing. It was my fifth run. My mother hash is Zürich H 3 (first 4 runs #19 ( ), 20, 21 and 22) however Bern H 3 had the habit of not letting anyone go without giving them a handle, so they came up with one. (We put an end to this when a drunken pack named two visiting hashers Shit and Piss.) My handle refers to a certain hobby I have, which I will illustrate to willing harriettes in the privacy of my own bedroom. It was contributed by Tattoo, a dental hygienist who soon left the hash for romance and real life. And yes, she did have an interesting tattoo 2007 Linda Flo Jo Blake Lis Cold Lips Heisselberg 42 4 Christened by John Sir John Rodney After a thorough icy Last Run Ceremony at the 600 th run where Lis participated in with a smile, there were obvious reasons, not to be mentioned here, for giving Lis the hash name Cold Lips

270 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Lisa Fire N da Ho Wildmo Christened by Red Foreskin at eatme H 3 I was named on Sat. August 6 th 2005 after a trail that I hared in College Station, Texas for the eatme hash. The start of the trail was in a parking lot well known for being the location of the local working girls, or Ho s as they were called in the local vernacular. A very hot day in Texas and I was sitting on the tailgate of my pickup truck with a tank top and shorts waiting for the pack. I spotted a car with an On-On foot and waved them over. They would have been the first to arrive had they not driven past. They circled around a second time, I waved and yelled but again they drove past. The third time around, after other hashers had gathered, they stopped. When asked why they did not stop, they explained 2005 they thought I was one of the locals. So trail was laid and run then we convened at my house for the circle. Down downs were given-i had many for the trail. Food and Beer were brought out and the fire pit started. As I had gotten a wee bit tipsy from the down downs, I staggered and fell into the fire- dropping my beer in the process. Fire in the hole- yelled Yard Ralph- no the Ho is in the fire! Yelled another. A naming- yelled Red Foreskin, who reconvened the circle. And in keeping with the local slang- I was christened Fire N da Ho (which was easier to say than Ho in the Fire or maybe it was a tribute to the embers lodged in my arse?) An entire 5 Kg of flour was dumped over my head and then I was liberally coated with beer. The spot in the backyard grew mold and took on a horrible smell. It took over a year for the grass to grow back. Lisbet Peeping Lis Hellman (Eriksen) Christened by Hilly Mad Norwegian Mother le Fèvre Walked into a public toilet after a run, and heard moaning coming from one of the booths. Knocked on the door and opened it to ask if the person needed help, only to be confronted with a couple having sex! The name comes from the tale of Lady Godiva, where Peeping Tom sneaked a look at the naked Lady on her horse, even though the entire village had agreed not to look Lisbeth Andersen 23 5 Lisbeth Bushwacker Biosen 1994 * Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie 1994 She is an anatomical marvel (if not an outright physical miracle). The RA has confirmed with the Great Hashup that she was assembled with 2 right hands, 2 hearts and a bird as well as a bush! (This means that she can both fall in love with herself and consummate the relationship if she feels so inclined.) This explains why, when the MC asked the male visitors to place their right hands on the box, this sister s other right hand flew down to her box too! Gently, the MC explained that ladies are supposed to put their right hands over their hearts. Immediately, he other right hand flew up to her other heart. Again, gently, the MC helped her place her right right hand over her left heart. But what really sticks in the mind is the speed with which her hand flew down to her box: Whack! Just like that! One could almost get the impression that something was on fire down there! Lisbeth Sandgrav Lise Jensen Before Lise Octopussy Bonde Christened by Marcus Rainbow Karakashian at West Zealand H 3 Bonde or Bond what is the different? At least to English spoken people they wouldn t know, so Bond became the name. And questions then soon came up how Lise was related to James Bond. Lise was very fond of water and when a run passed the beach she pretty much always went for a swim. The GM was still wondering about the relationship, but when he saw Lise swimming, he understood that Octopussy was her name

271 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Lise Public Hair Hjortborg Christened by John Sir John Rodney As all the Hashers have noticed this Harriet running paying notice to her behind wanting to smack it, her name shall relate to that. But this Harriet also has the habit of using her lipstick as soon we have reached the circle after the run. Even more she takes out a comb from her pocket and starts combing her hair in plain public. Strong roomers tell, that the R.A. carefully selected the word Public with a silent hope that everyone would think upon Pubic. In the match of these facts Lise name shall forever hereafter be known as Public Hair Lise-Lotte Johnsen 69 6 Lissi Thin Lizzy Hørlin 51* 6 Thin Lizzy, the famous rock group, have been the inspiration for this hash name. But when looking at Lissi you ll notice that Lissi never will need to go for diet food Liz Whitta-Jørgensen Liza Ljungberg Sørensen Lona Britt Hansen Lone Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG (Nag Nag) (Nibbler) Schioldan Christened Nibbler by Dirk Bogey Baillie 1994, Nag Nag by John Sir John Rodney and Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG by Palle Biggles Zych When Lone first began to run with this Hash, she always brought a little container of Health Food with her you know grated raw carrots and cabbage. Good healthy food for a growing young lass which she used to consume ravenously after each run. She always had some tasty morsel, some titbit with her. Realising after a while that her fare was more than somewhat nauseating to her fellow Hashers, this sister very considerately stopped bringing her little snacks to the hash More recently, as some of you may have noticed, Sister Lone has been going around with a white cotton glove on one hand because of an irritation of the skin (according to her!). The truth of that story is simply, that she bit herself in the finger while eating one of her delicacies and gangrene set in almost immediately. Hence the glove to cover up the evidence! Well by a miracle of modern medicine, the hand was saved. And, in the still of the night, Sister Lone continues to nibble away in secrecy at her special delicacies. 268

272 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Nibbler joined the Ski Trip in Every morning she was talking a lot and ThirStig was getting close to a nervous break down. It was so bad that Sir John took the drastic move to rename Nibbler to Nag Nag. It was a hot summerhouse weekend and the venue was Nag Nag s house. Only very few hash s participated in that event, but from the very first minute Nag Nag tried to convince everyone that it was a wrong name she has got. She even said that she didn t understand why she was names Nag Nag. She was well prepared and had invested in a new holy carpet. She really made a great weekend event with a nice train tour to Hornbæk. A lot of fun and offering a lot of drinking. Nice food, but all the time she was nag nagging about her hash name and repeated time after time that she should have a new name because she couldn t figure out why she was called Nag Nag. Even at the bonfire during the whole night and morning still nag nagging about her name. After the hangover run and the final act in the circle she was renamed to Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG or in short form just Nag5. Now she understands. Lonny Long Tall Sally Christensen 20* 2006 Lotte TITS Я US Knudsen Christened by Jesper Butthead Krarup During the soup-run yours truly discovered that Sister Lotte was not wearing any hash gear. Confronted whit the fact she at once zipped down her jacket and pulled out one of boobies claiming that she indeed was wearing hash gear. Agreeing that tits do qualify as hash gear she was told to wear her hash gear visible at all time, and was named: TITS Я US Louise Big Foot Princess Bromose Christened by GM Emeritus Mette Godmother Jürgensen and Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Louise and the rest of her family lives on a big foot. They have a posh villa in Gentofte, they own a twin jogging bike. No wonder Louise uses shoe size 38. Mind you, she is only 7 years old. When she turns 38 she will be using shoe size 53. Louise has been running with the Copenhagen HASH since she was born. It was time for a HASH name Lucas Emil Look As Boisen Christened by Mike Calapso Bartlett It s a tradition in CH 3 that hashnames given to youngsters are of a nice type. Lukas was christened Look As because it sounds like Lukas. Boring buh! 2014 Luffe (Finn Ritslev s doggie)

273 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Mabel Spanish Fly Damgaard (Zarate) Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie This young woman was terrified that the RA would divulge her deepest secrets to you. She need not fear the RA will not concern himself with the fact that she had had an exact duplicate of her husband made and even shows him off blatantly at the Hash (introduced as my husband s twin ). Oh well perhaps a woman on fire does need two men! Instead, recall her misery at the rains of June, and of July, and of August, when finally she took Tweedle-dee under her arm and went to Spain and then flew away to Costa Rica. Here her family cried to see her and she cried to see her family and the weather was warm, and the sun shone all day and all night and she was happy. In short, she got pissed off 2001 she goes to Spain she gets on Spanish aeroplane and she flies away! Mads Dresling Thorndal 10 Mads Ground Control Juul-Nyholm Christened by Richard Kopf at Vindobona H 3. Early April 1997 I am sitting in my office in Vienna on a dull Friday morning, taking a last minute decision to go on a UNIDO ski weekend. On the bus I sat beside a weird New Zealander all his stuff in old plastic bags, telling bad jokes and trying to tape his broken glasses together Free Willy of course. He talked about the Hash and suggested I came along right. Ok, a Monday afternoon he phones me and says tonight is the night! I turn up at a meeting point somewhere in Vienna, someone no idea who is giving me a lift to the run. Well managed to get to the venue, been hashing since then. Because of my job with the Organisation for Security and Co-operation in Europe planning peacekeeping operations I was early on associated with the song Ground Control to Major Tom and the name developed into Ground Control over time. Canada Dry came forward with some fine lyrics for the christening based on David Bowie s otherwise 2009 excellent song. Mads Viking Puker Knudsen Magnus Super Swede Hansson Majbritt Puffer Jørgensen Christened by Mike Condom Consden Henceforward be it known that Majbritt, leader of the smoking ring that hangs about the outer edges of the down-downs, is to be known as Puffer Malene Danish Cookie Christiansen Christened by Keith Deferred Prenton Danish cookies are a popular kind of biscuit in Pakistan. Malene is Danish and cookie is a word used in English instead of chick, babe, skirt and other sexist vocabulary. As Hashers are notoriously sexist, racist and tasteless this is an obvious name to give Malene Malene Jelbo Marcelle Swede Heart Lunau (Andreasson) Christened by John Sir John Rodney Marcelle is a Swedish American, and when she came to CH 3 and there met Fire Hose, she became his Swede Heart. 270

274 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Marcia Marshy Mellow Parker Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie 1994 Twas the eve after Christmas, and this sister was enjoying a quiet little drink and sharing the companionship of good friends feeling relaxed and mellow. Well, she had another little drink and felt even more mellow. So, she had just another little drink and felt even more mellow. And then she had just one more little drink and felt even more mellow. And after that she had just one more little drink and felt even more mellow. Well, after a while this sister sort of started dissolving into a pretty liquid state. Sho sshe took djust anottther little drink and perhapssh one (hic) more at which point she started becoming distinctly swampy! Sho ssshe took djust 2003 one more little drink and perhapssh djust one (hic) more at which point she became positively marshy... but through it all, that mellow feeling just kept getting better and better! Marcus Rainbow Karakashian 3* 2 Margit Geil Before Margrethe Christiansen 9* Maria Closer n Wallpaper Gyring-Nielsen Maria Dunbar Maria Portuguese Inquisition da Paz Costa Christened by Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Sister Maria shows up quite often in Copenhagen, and it always comes as a surprise. Kinda reminds you of Monty Python s Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, except sister Maria is Portuguese, hence the new hash name: Maria da Paz will from now on be known in the hashdom as Portuguese Inquisition Mari-Ann Petersen Marianna Hot Pants Fridjonsdottir Christened by Boulders from Aarhus H Try as she may, Sister Marianna just cannot seem to find a pair of running shorts that are big enough to conceal the curves of her shapely posterior. Hash name: Hot Pants

275 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Marianna Marinakis Marianne Andersen Marianne Party Like It s 1999 La Rosa Ried August Christened by Mike Calapso Bartlett Marianne has been joining CH 3 for 10 years, she first ran in However when we looked at the lists she seemed to be at that parties as often as she was at the runs. Now we all like a good party so we couldn t really complain, but given the year she started she had to become Party Like It s Marianne Small Pleasures Schmidth Christened by Jesper Butthead Krarup The new (first ever?) girlfriend of Codpiece is a person of small needs for satisfaction. In the morning after run #999 she was moaning in lust so loud in the two lovebird s tent that she awoke all Hashers in the surrounding tents. Since her boyfriend spends his time showing everybody that he has the smallest pecker in the club. She indeed deserves the name: Small Pleasures Marilyn Monroe (Finn Fokkawoof Christensen s doggie) Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie 1994 It would appear to the untrained eye that this little woofie without actually doing anything has the men of this Hash seething with desire and filled with lustful, forbidden thoughts. However, on closer scrutiny, one does notice that this little woofie quite deliberately cultivates soft, curly white hair which makes him look like a little lamb! And that s all it takes to catch the carnal interest of at least two members of this Hash. This woofie is also very aware of his body has a very particular way of standing and moving, so as to show his fine curves and firm young flesh off to the best effect guaranteed to arouse the interest of ant red blooded male CH 3 Hasher. The ability to arouse and excite men without actually appearing to do anything is the hallmark of a famous actress of the 1994 fifties and early sixties hence woofie s hash name. Mark Mark the Trail Delaney Mark a very keen Hasher, was always keen to set the run, and so became Mark the Trail Mark Wayne

276 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Matthew Hello Cheeky Brown Christened by Mike Calapso Bartlett After a year or so of running with the Viking Wankers and having brought his wife to various parties and On Ons, Matthew persuaded Sarah to join him on the run itself. His words must have been powerful as it was a bitterly cold January day in Brøndby Strand. The pack set of with Matt front running as usual and also finding all the false trails as usual which put him in the frequent position of running past Sarah who, being far more sensible than her spouse, was staying with the main pack and having no truck with checking out or getting lost. Every time Matt passed his lovely spouse he would giver her a friendly pat on the left buttock cheek just to say hello. Why he didn t say hello 2012 to the rest of his lovely wife, only concentrating on that singular cheek, we do not know. But it did mean there was only one name for him... Hello Cheeky! Mats Hugo Comes Often Pärsson Max Lunau March Merete ReBelle Yell Olsen Christened by Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman 1996 Sister Merete is a Southern Belle, no doubt about it. She speaks with an accent, which is the envy of J. R. Ewing and her power of voice is the envy of each and every Marine Sergeant. There is no doubt that if Sister Merete had been in charge of the rebel yell, the Southern war cry, during the Civil War, the Confederate cause would not have been a lost one Mette Fanny Chill Bruhn Christened by Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard It was InterHash in Perth, Australia. And it was hot. Searingly, scorchingly, scathingly hot. Mette felt that her blood was on the point of boiling and her skin would soon crackle up and peel away. In the circle the hashers from Copenhagen H3 were being recognised. To the one side Calapso sat on his block of ice, to the other Thunderpiss on his. Both smiling happily as their overheated bodies were cooled down from the bottom up. But there were no more blocks of ice. No ice for Mette and she felt about to explode from the heat! Then suddenly the Australian circle-master had a stroke of genius. The cooler-tub of beer cans, filled as it was with cold water and chunks of ice was brought into the circle and placed between Calapso and Thunderpiss. And to her utter relief, Mette was ordered to sit down in it. As she gratefully sank her can into the tub of cans, she thought: Well, it s not going to cool off my entire body but at least I ll get my fanny chilled, A. The name is a reference to Fanny Hill, the narrator and main character in a well known English erotic novel from 1748: Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure. Nowadays the book is simply referred to as Fanny Hill and if you say that name to almost any pubescent English schoolboy, you are almost bound to get a dirty leer out of him. GM Emeritus Mette Godmother (Fucking Sequel, Godmother II) Jürgensen Named herself Godmother before her founding of Vilnius H Christened Fucking Sequel by Higgins at Hague H 3 July 1999, Godmother II by Lonesome Cowboy at Bonn H and Godmother by Palle Biggles Zych at CH There Is No Doubt About It. An enlightening tale borrowed from Hans Christian Andersen, and reproduced by Dirk Bogey Baillie. That was a terrible affair! said a Harriet, and in a part of the world, too, where it had not taken place. That was a terrible affair in a Hash. I cannot sleep alone to night. It is a good thing that many of us shack up together. And then the Harriet told a story that made the sweat on the other Hashers freeze up, and the MC s cock fall. There was no doubt about it. But we will begin at the beginning, and that is to be found in a pack in another part of the world, Vilnius in Lithuania. The sun was setting, and the Hashers were forming their circle; one Harriet, with dark hair and short legs, used to lay her Hashers according to the regulations, and were, as a Harriet, respectable in every way. As she was joining the circle, she thought to herself A Hasher who starts a new kennel should have a hash name; and the word Godmother sprang to mind. Way to go, she said; the more I say that name, the better it sounds. She said this merrily, for she was the best of the Harriet s, and, moreover, as had been said, very respectable. With that she began to MC the new Vilnius Hash s circle. It was dark all around, and Harriet stood close to Harriet, but the one who stood nearest to her merry neighbour could not rest. She had heard and yet not heard, as we are often obliged to do in this world, in order to live at peace; but she could not keep it from her neighbour on the other side any longer. Did you hear what was said? I mention no names, but there is a Harriet here who intends to name herself in order to look well. If I were a harrier, I should despise her. Just behind the Harriet s stood some visiting Hashers, with Father Hasher and the 7 little Hashers. The family has sharp ears, and they all heard every word that their neighbour had said. They rolled their eyes, and Mother Hasher, shaking the shiggy off her shoes, said: Don t listen to her! But I suppose you heard what was said? I heard it with my own ears, and one has to hear a great deal before they fall off. There is one among the Harriet s who has so far forgotten what is becoming to a Harriet that she gives herself a name and lets the Hashers believe it to be her given hash name. Prenez garde aux enfants! said Father Hasher; children should not hear such things. But we must tell our Hash, the Hague H 3 about it; they are such an estimable Hash to talk to. And with that she hurried away. 273

277 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Have-you-heard? Have-you-heard? they both hooted at the Hague H 3 and to the Hashers in their circle. Have you heard? Have you heard? There is a Harriet who has named herself for the sake of the Hashers; she will be teased to death, if she is not mocked already. Where? Where? cooed the Hague H 3 Hashers. In the Vilnius Hash circle. I have as good as seen it myself. It is almost unbecoming to tell the story, but there is no doubt about it. Believe every word of what we tell you, said the Hague H 3 Hashers, and spread the word at the Bonn H 3. There is a Harriet nay, some say that there are two (Godmother and Fucking Sequel) who have christened themselves, in order not to look like the others, and to attract the attention of the harriers. It is a dangerous game, for one can easily be disclosed and mocked most mercilessly, and both of these are already in tears. Wake up! Wake up! crowed the MC, and stepped up on the beer crate. A beery hangover was still in his eyes, but yet he crowed out: A Harriet has Christened herself three times because of her unfortunate love for the Hague Hash. And they mocked her to the point of tears. It is a horrible story: I will not keep it to myself, but let it go farther. Let it go farther, shrieked the RA, and the Harriet s clucked and the harriers crowed, Let it go farther! Let it go farther! In this way the story travelled from pack to pack, and at last came back to the place from which it had really started. Four times, it now ran, had a Harriet submitted herself to christening rites, to show how great was her love of the Hash; and that Harriet had been covered from head to foot in large cakes of beery flour that would not wash out, to the derision and shame of her colleagues, and to the great loss of the Hash Cash who had to finance all the beer and flour. The Harriet who had mused aloud over the name Godmother did not recognise her own story, and being a respectable Harriet, said: I envy that Harriet; and there are more of that kind. Such things ought not to be concealed, and I will do my best to get the story into the newsletter, so that it becomes known throughout the Hash; that Harriet has richly deserved it, and her cohorts too. It got into the newsletter, it was printed; and there is no doubt about it, one little deception may easily grow into four Christenings. Mette Hindenburg Christiansen 49 1 Christened by Peter Party Prick Kragh 1993 Just one week after receiving her name all resemblance to the famous airship quickly disappeared when Tobias (1993 s hash baby) made his appearance. But it was one week too late for Mette Christiansen to escape her new hash name Mette Lame Dane Stangeby Christened by B.I.K.A. Lisbon H 3 and Perv Mijas H 3 at the Pan Iberian Hash 2005 in Córdoba The Pan Iberian Hash 2005 in Córdoba was Mette s first big international hash weekend, but only a couple of 100 meters into the hash she twisted her ankle. She completed the trail and no one noticed anything until she sat down in the circle, almost fainting with pain. B.I.K.A. picked up on this, and the fact that she was accompanied by Rambo no 5 aka Flying Dane and thus Mette were named Lame Dane by the RA of the day, Perv Mette Mermaid Under Cover Kaarsberg (Andersen) Christened by Ivan Ivan the Terrible Mortensen Very often not often enough though Mette has been punished for not running with hash gear at the runs. Always having the excuse: I wear it underneath and then showing her very first hash T-shirt the one with the mermaid. So your RA realized that Mette actually is Mermaid Under Cover. Mette Muddy Mistress Fjellerad 76 3 Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie This courageous sister has been bravely hiding her handicap from us all this time! She is, in fact, quite blind! She has a white fluffy guide dog that tried the Hash once after a shower of rain. Since the dog spent so much of his time admiring his reflection in shop windows. Sister Mette realised she would have to guide him! She stuck to mushy mud, which she knew to be the path, but the dog didn t agree to dirty his lovely white coat and so jerked away. Bang, down went his mistress in the mud. She got up and jerked him and, bang, down went the dog. After several repetitions of this sequence, they were both brown up to their eyebrows with mud! Mette Nielsen 3* 3 Mette Skou

278 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Mette-Louise Merlot Busck Christened by Jan Pop Eye Stærk It was on a full moon hash. It began at the Friday Bar at Gladsaxeseminariet and the agenda was beer before the 110 th CH 4 run. The conversation was well you know when there is beer on the table. Suddenly Mette-Louise went to the bar and without hesitation bought a whole bottle of red wine. Back at the table Mette-Louise began a persisting solo conversation with her red wine disregarding the needs of her poor and beer drinking fellow Hashers. As a consequence of such a solo conversation Pop Eye christens Mette-Louise Merlot Michael Chimp Laub Christened by Hilly Mad Norwegian Mother le Fèvre There are those who claim that primitive man lived in the trees, not caves. They would site the former Michael Laub s overpowering desire to climb back into the trees as proof Michael Gadegaard Michael H. Sørensen 47 7 Michael Hard On Hvitved (Christensen) Christened by Palle Biggles Zych at Lyngby H 3 At a Lyngby New Moon run a lot of equipment was handed out to the Hashers. One of the things was an enormous big inflated plastic hammer, which was inflated very hard! Unfortunately this hammer was given to Michael! And what did he do? The whole run he was chasing all the Harriet s with his enormous hammer and at any given opportunity he was banging the Harriet s with it! But no matter how many Harriet s he was banging, he didn t succeed in bringing one home! The whole night he was wondering why! Maybe he is born a little to late. This method was working in the Stone Age! Maybe he should try a flirting-course instead! Anyway, after this run the natural name for this Stone Age man 2006 was Hard On! 2006 Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Christened by Carsten Blowjob Iversen and at Aalborg H 3 At his first run at Aalborg H 3 Michael couldn t keep quiet, so at the following run he was baptised Ib 10 against 1. Ib, because it had to be short? Later this summer Ib 10 against 1 was forced to volunteer to set a run. The force was needed, as it was Ib 10 against 1 s 4 th run. And it was a very big surprise to the Hashers of Aalborg H 3 that anything went wrong. How should the hare know, that he shouldn t lead the pack, and how should the hare know that the wimps in Aalborg found 10 km far beyond there capacity, and how should the hare know that he had to provide a grill when invited to a BBQ after the run? After the run the GM found it important to draw on his extensive experience of hashing. The hare was awarded a double down down for leading the pack, a double down down for too long a run and a triple down down for missing the grill. Again the GM was surprised as Ib 10 against 1 proved the old saying what comes in must come out again to be right. The surprise was so big, that the GM first at the next run christened our poor hare Ib von Täinen. Pronounced as Ib Fountain. Michael Jacobsen Michael Mike Dejlig Dailey 10* 3 Michael s hash name must definitely come from the female part of the CopenHashers. The sound of his last name is the same as the Danish word for lovely dejlig Michael Rohde Pedersen * 3 Michael Stensgaard 2* 2 Michael Willumsen 1* 1 275

279 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare GM Emeritus Michèle French Disconnection Pilverdier Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie Those of you, who have indulged in conversation with this sister, will probably have noticed that sometimes things go just fine and sometimes they do not. Sometimes you find yourself engaged in two monologues, which run quite parallel but are totally unrelated. For example, you say It s a nice day, isn t it? and she replies, Yes, my mother bought two last week, but they were green. (This can go on for a long time). She says this happens because she has a French mind. It thinks in abstractions and surrealism, and is unwilling to waste its time with the humdrum, everyday trivia the rest of us wade around in. In fact, because of her French mind, it can sometimes be difficult to connect at 2007 all when talking to this sister! Michele Tadpole Enevoldsen Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie Christened at the Aarhus weekend in 1995, from an idea hatched out by Butthead and Party Prick. She had seen some bullfrogs on the run, and commented on what big chests they had. The guys decided that she must be envious, as her chest isn t quite that big. Try as she may she would never be able to become a member of the big-chest frog species, but would have to stay a slim tadpole Miguel Mobile Dick Poulsen Christened by Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard A group of hashers are playing an innocent children s game on the lawn of the hare s home after the Skt. Hans Run Suddenly young Miguel reaches inside his shorts through the leg. To the question of what he is doing, he answers that his mobile phone is ringing. This immediately results in various suggestions for a hash name. Among the many fine suggestions the committee subsequently chose Mobile Dick as an appropriate name for young Miguel Mikael Mackerel Dick Swenson Christened by Mike Calapso Bartlett During the 2008 Oslo Invasion on the way to Norway, Mikael spent the entire evening chasing every member of a group of ladies of a certain age on their way to Oslo for a good time. He tried and tried and seemed to strike out every time until finally someone took pity on him and kept him awake all night. We decided he must have been marking up the failures with a line for each on part of his body, hence Mackerel Dick Mike Buzz Bee Balls Robin Christened by Mike Condom Consden It was a beautiful summer evening when the CH 3 was out running in the forest. Suddenly some girls were screaming the horror began wasps were all over the place stinging and stinging. Some people were taken to hospital for treatment, but most were able to continue. During the ceremonies Mike felt something funny in his shorts. When he looked in, a dizzy wasp escaped. It even forgot to sting, probably because it was doped by the smell inside Mike s shorts. Since then is Mike known as Buzz Bee Balls GM Emeritus Mike Calapso Bartlett Christened by Goldfinger at Cambridge H 3 July 2002 At the Cambridge 1234 Tropic of Thetford run I ran in a grass skirt and Hawaiian shirt, after which the GM, Goldflinger wanted to christen me as Calypso, however the rule of the pack prevailed so when Gunpowder Plod yelled Calapso the cheer sealed my fate

280 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Mike Condom Consden There are those (for example Mike) that say the only reason he got his name was the similarity between Consden and Condom Mike Wise Mikkel Granlien Before * 7 Miranda McGowan Mixin Du Molly Sure Likes 2 Ball Helmuth Convery Morten Café au Cock Carstensen Christened at Warsaw H Morten Møller Jensen 3* 1 Morten Nicolaisen 1* 1 Morten P. Drunk Diver Larsen Christened by Ivan Ivan the Terrible Mortensen At the CH 3 s Sölden Fraction run no. 1 I had to give a new name. This young brave new Hasher had appeared in our midst, and with his behaviour I could tell he was aiming to get baptised during the ski-trip First he got so drunk, and he spilled wine all over the rest of the Hashers on the trip down I thought of naming him Spillage. But then, during the trip, he displayed his great abilities of skiing while drunk. On one occasion, he tried to warn some Hashers of the dangers on the mountain, while he himself, drunk as a skunk, dived right into a snow pile! It was a clear case, so Morten will forever in the Hash tribe and ever after in the happy hunting grounds be known as Drunk Diver. Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie 1994 This previously unnamed brother made the mistake of baiting the very petty, opinionated RA one fateful night of the 777 weekend. In a somewhat inebriated state, he staggered over to the RA and pointed a finger, stating, My God, but you re ugly! At this time when the RA & Co. was attempting to ingratiate themselves with some Harriet s by saying, MY God, but you re lovely! Brother Morten was concerning himself solely with the beauty of fellow male Hashers! Makes you wonder, doesn t it? Well, if he finds them ugly, it must be because he considers himself to be the opposite!

281 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Nadia Fernandez * 1 Nadia Sten Andersen 34 Naomi Joey Naested Christened by Derec Marcus at Sao Paulo s Hash House Harriers Naomi is the youngest offspring of a kangaroo Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted and thus her hash name could only be Joey. Naomi was christened together with her elder sister Lara who was christened Wallaby Natrnapa Suriwong Ned Shelton 1* 1 Neel Little Sperm Maid Bodholt Christened 2007 at Waukesha H 3 Guest hashed in Melaka, MY year 2000 after introduction from an US expat. In 2007 I began hashing with Waukesha H 3. Upon a minimum of six virgin runs and one set trail as hare for naming hash, Just Nell or was it Neel was named Little Sperm Maid in Milwaukee, WI Nic Stroller Houghton 46 4 Christened by Mike Condom Consden Nic representing the Green party and Nature Lovers everywhere is to be known as Stroller Nicholas Hump the Foot Kristensen 66 4 Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie 1994 One morning, during a big family weekend, he and Muddy Mistress where having it off in the bedroom upstairs. Suddenly she started a high-pitched whining. He ever the considerate husband jumped up, rushed downstairs and announced to the assembled family at breakfast; I ve just given her a huge orgasm! A minute later down the stairs came Muddy Mistress still whining aloud. Stopping in the doorway, she said; I have the most excruciatingly painful cramp in my foot Nicolas Grab my Ball Jørgensen Gebara Christened by Gerry Gerriatrick Gomez It was an ominous day with dark skies and continuous rain since morning. The snow just having cleared was replaced by icy rain. The hare Father Abraham excused himself from the run with pneumonia, although as a true hasher he laid the trail beforehand. Before the start of the run, Nicolas, a fairly new member was given the Ball and Chain to weigh him down in an attempt to slow him on the trail. (see the story about how the ball came about under Niklaus 9 Balls (Testicle) Bendiks Sonne below Towards the middle of the run, the pack had to trudge through a short shiggy section uphill and with everyone back 278

282 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare sliding down the slippery slope, Nicolas decided to play the chivalrous knight, anchored himself to a tree and invited harriettes to Grab my Ball to be hoisted up. The harriettes of course were incensed that only one ball was on offer, but some took up the offer nonetheless to try and keep dry bottoms. This chivalry was recognized forever in CH 3 with Nicolas being knighted as Grab my Ball at the circle. Harriers please beware!! Niel Hart 4* 4 Niel Woods 4* Niels Børge Rasmussen Niels Hyldested 2* 1 Niels Peter Sunny Boy Nørring Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie 1994 Used to hang out with Danish Blue. One day a Harriet came up to him and said; Where s your mother today? (In reference to Danish Blue!) Gentleman that he is, he immediately galloped over to Danish Blue and told her. After this she took to calling him my son. The name also refers to the song Sonny Boy. Niels Shagged the Sack Vive Larsen Christened Shagged the Sack by Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen at Oslo H 3 run 777 On the first night aboard the Oslo ferry brother Niels felt quite amorous. Upon returning to his cabin he couldn t find a suitable roommate so he decided to have his way with his own backpack. Hence Brother Niels will be known in the hashing community as Shagged the Sack. To really understand Niels devotion for his backpack a little story might be in appropriate. Some years ago Niels was going to visit a friend living far away. It was snowing. Niels placed his backpack behind the car and began to clean it from snow. The backpack was forgotten and a bump when he backed his car to the road was presumable a pile of snow. After a 100 km. of driving his father called him and asked if he was driving with his trunk open? Niels backpack was 2003 found 15 km. away from his home. Niels turned his car to pick up his beloved backpack. This backpack mended with Gaffa Tape is the afore mentioned pressures backpack. Niels Zinglersen * 2 Nigel Red Rambo Ramsden 45* 4 Niklaus 9 Balls (Testicle) Bendiks Sonne Christened Testicle by Peter Party Prick Kragh and 9 Balls by Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen This happened at the West Zealand H th event, where Klaus stole a wooden ball from a stair case railing in the famous down town hotel. He brought it out of the hotel hidden in his pants where his balls were supposed to be. Since he only stole one ball Klaus could not be named Testicles. Klaus Testicle Bendiks decided in the beginning of 2001 to change his name to Niklaus (9klaus) Bendiks Sonne. Thunderpiss felt, that this change had to be reflected in his hash name. And now, with a 9 in his first name, what would be a better hash name than 9 Balls Nikolaj Krarup Nikoline Krarup Nils Stadeager Before Nils The Wall Kirstein 64 3 Christened by Hilly Mad Norwegian Mother le Fèvre As you know many Hashers don t know how to act. And that is why (as far as we know) Copenhagen Theatre Circle exists, to give acting lessons to Hashers. After a short time in the hash Nils Kirstein was asked if he wasn t interested in CTC. When he was asked if he had any previous theatre experience he said yes, once he had been a wall in a school play

283 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Nina Flour Power Astrup Christened by Claus Oeuf Jacobsen The weather was great, the trail was long and the flour was plentiful. Running in the forest Nina felt something being sprinkled on her head (HEAD? Who said head, I will take some of that) and looking to the side she saw Mudmann smiling at her. Thinking of his name she promptly asked him if it was mud he had put on her head (HEAD? Who said ) and he said no, only flour! Nina replied, Oh, then it s ok, I like flowers, and flour she got in the circle where she was baptised Flour Power Nina Lange * 2 Ninja (Merete ReBelle Yell Olsen s doggie) Norm Cumin Mutha Weathley Odon Des Francs * 2 Ole Bendiks Christensen Ole Eighteen Holes Backe Some claim the name has to do with his keenness for Golf, others say that it is some sort of personal record, which at the very least is worded rather chauvinistically. Ole Ernst 17 Ole Johansson 2* 2 Ole Jørgensen 18 2 Ole M. Pedersen Ole Poulsen 7 5 Ole Rusty Dick (Oily Dick, Rooster) Rosted Christened Oily Dick by Dicktator Delhi H during the 4 th Indian Nash Hash in Hyderabad. Renamed Rusty Dick also by Ken Dicktator Vitesia after returning to Delhi on and The Rooster by Martin Herr Ball Böll at Capital H 3 (Delhi) Ole tells the following story about his first hash name Oily Dick: Delhi H 3 has a tradition of baptism after 10 runs, which is often too short time to give meaningful names. Thus, the person s real name is often used as inspiration. I was given the name Oily Dick Ole and Oily sounding rather similar in English Oily Dick tells the following story about his second hash name Rusty Dick: After returning to Delhi Dicktator was reminded by other members of Delhi H 3 that there was a previous member of Delhi H 3 with that name. Thus I was renamed and this time my last name was used instead: Rosted pronounced in English is pretty close to Rusty. Funny enough: People have over the years been quite amused believing that the name actually refers to the fact that I have four kids. Rusty Dick tells the following story about his third hash name The Rooster: In those days Delhi H 3 grew very big and became more and more a social event rather than a running cum drinking club. Thus, the Capital H 3 was founded in September 94 by some of the more keen Hashers of Delhi H 3. Although Delhi is a big town all members of Capital H 3 280

284 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare were also members of Delhi H 3. Still the two clubs officially didn t like or hardly recognised each other. Down-downs were given for wearing the other clubs gear etc. And the hash names were not recognised either. Thus, Southern Comfort and I were given new names after a couple of runs with Capital H 3. Again my last name was used but this time with a sweet hint to Southern Comfort s and my growing friendship: The Rooster and The Hen. The picture above is from the christening ceremony at a weekend trip with DH 3 some palace north of Chandigarh, India. Nice to see the CH 3 hash gear. Ole Rømer * Ole Say no more Damgaard Christened by Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman 1996 In a Monty Python sketch, John Cleese plays the role of a slaughterhouse designer, drawing upon his experience when designing, a building block. Brother Ole is a slaughterhouse designer too. Furthermore he is very talkative at the Hash and his name should remind him it is better to spend his time nudge nudging Spanish Fly, than using it for idle talk Ole Wichmann Before Oliver Plas * 2 Olivier Millot Orathai (Nui) Doggy Bag Chaicom Christened by Mike Calapso Bartlett When Nui first came to Copenhagen she was very confused by the yellow bags with a picture of a dog that everyone carried. She knew the Danes don t eat man s best friend so why are they all carrying bags with his picture on? Then she realised, Danes love their dogs and have a special store called Netto where they buy food for them. Her boyfriend Thunderpiss only shops in Super Best so why would she think anything else. Netto bag, doggie? Enough said Owen Keyes-Evan Palle Biggles (Rubber Duck) Zych Christened Rubber Duck by Carl Sodbuster Bondorff at Lyngby H 3 and Biggles by John Sir John Rodney This name was giving on account of the queer, quacking noises emanating from somewhere in the robes. This crazy noise was used instead of the traditionally On On-call in the Lyngby Hash. At the same time Palle always searched for waterholes at the runs (as he still do in CH 3 ), in order to communicate with the real ducks with this crazy noise. Run after run passed by! No duck would degrade himself to answer his silly noise! So in the end he had to realise that the ducks would never accept him as a friend. Suffering from a deep mental depression he brought his own yellow Rubber 2005 Duck Toy! So therefore he was given the name Rubber Duck! Performed during the hangover run down dowms of our run 700 weekend. Palle with the obtuse hash name of Rubber Duck was baptised by Sir John. It had been noticed that he always, still does, hashes with a propeller on top of his cap. It were even more confirmed that he is under the impression that he is a fighter pilot, when Cinderella reported: The very first time they had gone to bed together he suddenly lighted a match and started to set fire to her pubic hair. What the hell are you doing, said Cinderella? Baby, when I go down, I always go down in flames, said Palle. What other name could he possible be given but Biggles! (British First World War fighter ace shoot down more German planes than any other pilot). There are no Hollywood films about him (the old Biggles, not the new one) because he was not American, so therefore never existed. Palle Bodyguard Nielsen Christened by Lazy Summer 1989 at Aalborg H 3 Who might this transplant from Northern Jutland be? And how did Bodyguard get this hash name? Well, nobody seems to remember the origin of that name. Especially not himself who seems to have learnt too much from the CNN news: I do not remember or What do you exactly mean when you say body-guard? It seems that our fellow Hasher mistakenly interfered into the daily rituals the local inhabitants of the Danish fisher town, Aså. Yes you re right, the name is the town is pretty simple and so is the behaviour of the local fisherman: Don t mess with Aså or we ll mess ya up. Actually, the latest science reports show that the Texans are second generations 2000 Aså ians! Anyway, Palle claimed the usual Hasher s right to a chair on the local bar that was still warm from a fisherman who d just went out for a leak. Well, the chair was close to the bar and Palle sat down and began ordering beer. WRONG MOVE! DON T CLAIM THE RIGHT TO SIT ON A FISHERMAN S CHAIR! Well, the interviews in Aså did not reveal the end of the story but it seems that most body parts of Bodyguard survived. 281

285 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Pamela Closet Screamer Sweeney Christened by Peter Party Prick Kragh 1993 Pamela Sweeney is not the type of person you would expect to be screaming in the closet, but a large portion of the hash has actually heard her do just that, on stage. Plastic Paddy was non-committal when asked if it occurred at home as well Patrick Grounded Flynn Christened by John Sir John Rodney It can be a dangerous business to be in the armed forces. If you not perform to the demands you may be grounded. But that didn t happen to Patrick. His real chief in command his wife found that his hash activities went too far, and Grounded the poor Patrick. He was only allowed to attend the hash every 6-7 th week. So when he turned up to the Christmas Party Run he was immediately christened as Grounded Patrick Plastic Paddy Sweeney Patrick is a born and bred New Yorker. Never the less he likes to style himself as Irish. Eventually a fellow Hasher became so exasperated at all the talk of Sweeney being a Paddy (Irish) he exclaimed, He is a plastic Plastic Paddy Patrick Pussyfoot Keating Christened by First Check at Grand Duchy H 3, Luxembourg May 1991 Patrick decided to visit an ex-gdh3 Harriet, who had moved to Laos. On the way, he stopped off in Bangkok and somehow he never made it to Laos. He claimed that his visa never came through, but the temptations of Bangkok probably got the better of him. So after 3½ weeks in Asia, he arrived back in Luxembourg with his left foot bandaged infected because, as he claims, he stood on a sea urchin off Phuket. My best guess is that he stood on a street urchin and it was not Phuket but f**k it. Why Pussyfoot? Well, his infected foot was all pussy! 2001 Paul Erik The Doctor Andersen April At a bar one of the Hashers was rather worried about the way a prize possession of his was dripping and otherwise malfunctioning. Paul, after experience in Asia with such diseases was quite willing to help. He suggested the afflicted Hasher display the problem and he would give diagnoses, just like a real doctor. He proved himself right. Looking at the picture I m wondering why Paul Erik didn t receive The Buddha as his hash name Paul Oglesby Paul Smallpox Cox Christened by Digital in Hydrabad H 3 in 1997 Paul earned his hash name while his surname is Cox and someone meant he was small. Paul is not small but young

286 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Paul SSS J. Mallon Paula Secret Weapon Blomster Christened by Carsten Mr. Blowjob Iversen Before Paula and her husband in the spring were interviewed to Berlingske Tidende (or was it the opposite?) no one believed that something spooky was coming up. Paula s husband the Ambassador to Nicaragua in Denmark was praising this beautiful place Denmark, and as well phrased the well-known saying, behind every man there is a strong woman. And to the journalist s big surprise he stated, that he would not have achieved anything if it weren t for his beautiful wife. What was this? Were there some hidden agenda for Paula s present in Denmark? But the Ambassador soon reviled that Paula was his secret weapon. This confession didn t give our RA Mr. Blowjob any excuse but to christen Paula Secret 2002 Weapon. Peder Odgaard GM Emeritus Per Circumciser Fuglsang Christened Per got his name because of his characteristic hair or, should I say, because of the missing hair. Secondly because he is a master in the fine art of short cutting. He is usually seen in front when a run starts, then we suddenly loose sight of him, until we get back to the parking lot we started from. That is why we have to call him the Circumciser Per Kehler 51 6 Per Martin Larsen 1* 1 Per Nielsen Per China Boy (Pervert) Heisselberg 48 9 Christened by John Sir John Rodney Per was called Pervert before they were renamed at the 600 th run. It was also his last CH 3 -run before he left Denmark and moved to China together with Lis Cold Lips Heisselberg. So it was obvious to christen Per the new name China Boy. He had the great honour to sit on the ice with his panties in the mouth during the christening ceremony. What a heart-breaking experience! 1988 Per Pressure Cooker Bak Christened by Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman 1996 Brother Per appeared at the 900 run obviously looking for fun and games (girls). He put great effort into this. Late at night the RA observed him standing outside Lumberjack s house between dances with steam evaporating from his sweating body. Next morning Brother Per was found sleeping not in, but on his tent. The RA figured it had exploded from pressure created by steam created by the night s fun and games. 283

287 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Christened by Wanker in Aalborg H Once upon a time in a region of Denmark far, far away up north a brave young man one Monday evening decided to go hashing. As he was a bit late that day, and as the run was set way out of reach of public transportation, the young hopeful, yet unnamed Hasher had to make a run for it just to make the start of the run. As it happened, the to-be athletic youngster overtook a rather large pack of serious runners from the nearby serious running club, leaving them wondering what passed by. A few seconds and several kilometres later our young hero made the hash, only to find that the run this day was started with a beer race, just to warm up. Well, not much reason to be in a hurry then, but at least the fast run 2008 was rewarded somehow. As our hero found the episode with the serious runners quite amusing, he told it to Homesick very illustratively (hands, fingers, obscure gestures, sound and blackboard). Almost at the end of the story, after the main point had been made out to Homesick, CandySwing interfered, feeling that he had missed a great story. Without hesitation he started asking about all the details he had missed, picking up on the bits of the story in a weird sequence. Our young hero was still trying to end the story for Homesick while fighting back CandySwings question when Wanker interfered, trying to find out what went on. As it can be a bit difficult telling the same amusing story in three variants at the same time, the point of the story for Wanker s part slipped slowly away. Now, Wanker is not an MC to mess around with, and as he for a long while had been looking for a good excuse for a naming of the young hero no mercy was given. The result? Well, after the run the young Hasher was called forward. At this time the young Hasher had never seen a naming yet, thus in no way prepared for what was about to happen. In good Aalborg tradition the Hasher to be known as Sea-Xplanation was called into the middle of the circle. Wanker explained that the messy story he overheard earlier that day had given him the idea for the name. In good Danish tradition it was a mistranslation of the Danish word for a long rambling story... So now you know! After explaining the name and calling upon Gispert Wanker forced the young Hasher to down-down a bottle of beer while Hashers each shook and sprayed a bottle of beer over him. This act, is something that you get totally soaking wet off, even the flour was washed off, try this at home! The reader may already have guessed that the rambling story above is written by Sea-Xplanation himself. Per The Haggy Munchard Müller * 5 Per Xmas Juul * 10 Ju(u)l is Christmas in Danish. Clever, isn t it? 1988 Pernille Horny Porny Hahn-Petersen Pernille Juul 17 Pernille Liberty Steman 49 8 This is an intelligence test. Guess why Pernille was christened Liberty Pernille Runaway Zeltner 11 1 Christened by Hilly Mad Norwegian Mother le Fèvre Given the choice between you re responsibilities at the hash (not to mention running with them) or teaching skiing to young millionaires at an exclusive alpine resort what would you have expected Pernille Zeltner to do? 1993 Pernille Schrøder

288 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Pernille Whisper Zych Christened by Jesper Butthead Krarup Sister Pernille had been running whit the hash for 50 run whiteout anyone noticing anything peculiar or obscene enough to give her a hash name. Could it bee because she at all time had been acting decent, nice and correct? Being a Hasher and the brother of Biggles? No way! There had to be another explanation. The solution to the riddle came to yours truly examining her running in tights: the lips where moving but no sound was heard. Throughout her 50 runs she had probably been saying the same blasphemously contra dictionary rubbish as everybody else but nobody had heard it, wherefore she was named: Whisper Peter Always Ultra Munk 62 Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie 1994 Rumour says that the Hash of Gibraltar (a super macho all male crowd who are sometimes graced with this brother s presence) were going to name him, but since they appear even slower than our very own RA, he decided to do it. Those Gibraltese are known to run around in shiny black skin-tight leather pants with rhinestone trim, not a bad idea amidst the briars and the brambles. Alas, poor Danish Peter ran in nothing but shorts and got scratched up all over. When Aloysius and Fauntleroy etal, noticed the blood running down the legs, they rushed to their handbags and found what they deemed to be a remedy for his plight. They also agreed that the name of this remedy should become his hash name too! Peter Bang Peter Elephant Cook Munk Andersen Peter is an old CH 3 Hasher so old, that his hash name origins from the time before we began with the formal christening ceremony. But the store is very good anyway. Peter has always been an exhibitionist. And all the hash parties were a perfect stage. One of Peter s favourites was stripping. Dancing around and ending up with only his very small elephant panties on. The front is an elephant face with a large trunk. Peter really was dreaming that someone would give him the hash name Elephant Cock but no Peter, the product declaration was not right. Peter is a cook, and he heard once that an elephant was dead in a Danish circus. And what is more natural than start searching for the dead elephant. It should be possible to serve a few steaks from such an animal. Phoning the entire Danish circus and ending at the Copenhagen Zoo to track the elephant. The people from the Zoo are always very positive when someone takes interest in the elephants, but Peter must have expressed himself wrongly. If it wasn t for the phone between them, another fatal tragedy had happened. Anyway the elephant was destroyed with poison. When Peter told the story, when he worked some years in Japan, to the Hashers in the Samurai H 3, they felt mercy for him and christened him Elephant Cook. Peter Fitzgerald Peter Gregersen 3* 3 Peter Jørgensen Peter Lord Wimp Brøndum

289 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare GM Emeritus Peter Lund GM Emeritus Peter McIllwain Before Peter Mr. Bean Fewse Christened by Jesper Butthead Krarup Pisspot had brought along his brother in law for his first, and now probably last, hash run. Krille (Knock Out junior) was not in doubt for two seconds when she before we started laid eyes on his smiling rubber face: Look over there, its Mr. Bean! The truth is supposed to come from innocent children and the runks so yours truly had no choice but to obey and name him Mr. Bean Peter Mustafa the Swede (Turnip) Hellman Christened Turnip by John Sir John Rodney , Mustafa the Swede by himself and confirmed Mustafa the Swede by John Sir John Rodney The story about Mustafa the Swede starts at the office of Peeping Lis in the days where the love to Peter was young and also expressed with a picture of our exotic looking Swede on the desk. A college went by, look at the picture and asked: What s that for a Mustafa you have found? Without any christening ceremony Mustafa the Swede was born. The story about how Peter became a Turnip is a sweet one, and with a little agricultural education it should be 1998 easy to understand. There is in Sweden a sweet kind of turnip called a sweet, but the RA felt, that Peter wasn t that sweet and felt that he was more Turnip-like. The year is waning and the new committee is appointed, with Turnip as the new RA. Turnip takes on the job with great seriousness and takes office as RA. Now things go fast. Already after 13 days in office he takes the law into his own hands and is christening himself Mustafa the Swede. But, but, but Two month after his misdeed he becomes so regretful that he makes a contract with the former RA. Sir John should formally, christen him Mustafa the Swede and in return Mustafa the Swede should formally christen John as Sir John. Turnip believes that Sir John not formally is christened as Sir John. GM Emeritus Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Christened by Peter Party Prick Kragh A faithful Hasher and among the oldest members. Occasionally Peter tents to bring his professional stature as a lawyer to the hash runs and on this particular day leaving the RA no other possible names Peter Old Faithful (Skinny) Kruse Peter Party Prick Kragh Christened by Peter Elephant Cook Munk Andersen and MC from Warsaw H Everybody in the Hash, well at least all women, knows Peter is a charming, good-looking bachelor with a good sense of humour and excellent body language. He has proved his skills so many times, that we finally made it official no reason to hide the facts. He got the name Party Prick, so that every new female member of the Hash knows whom she can turn to, in case she needs some entertainment Peter Poulsen 1* 1 Peter Revsbech

290 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Peter Tinkerbells Veltzé Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie 1994 This brother is one of true Vikings who go down to the sound in mid-winter, kick a great hole in the ice and jump in stark naked! As one s tender anatomical parts are removed from the water, they go into a state of shock and then freeze icy solid. This leaves the owner in no small amount of pain and worried as Hell that these precious parts might shatter if he knocks them about carelessly hence a resemblance to John Wayne. And as he paces along, those aren t spurs a- jingling, but his precious little ice cubes swinging freely in the breeze, tinkling softly like wind chimes, as they bump against one another Peter Tooth 1* 1 Peter Tudge 1* 1 Peter van Rens 1* 1 Petera Old Blue Eye Hudson 2* Phil Kegtapper Browne Christened by Jim Dunn at Lautoka H 3 Fiji June 1987 Something of a nomad is Kegtapper, but never far from a beer, as a result of never being far from a brewery. Someone has to do it this guy designs builds and operates the biggest breweries in the world, and has done so, and also Hashed, in Swaziland, Fiji, England, Australia, China, Barbados and now Denmark. Story of the name started in Fiji in 1987, just after first Military Coup and our friend had kindly offered to host the Lautoka HHH to a run at his Brewery. Run was fine, soldiers curious but did not interfere, but draught beer would not flow, due to technical problems. Brewery Manager (our man) was required to step in a personally tap and serve the 2006 delicious kegs of beer that his staff had produced. It was nearly a f*** up, and the best translation from the Fijian language to English for the name is Kegtapper. Philip Piphans Littlejohn * 2 Philip Tønnesen 20 Pia Heidemann * 1 Pia Holten 9* 1 Pia KnockOut Olsson Christened by Jesper Butthead Krarup During a run in the forest Sister Pia apparently had an in fight whit a tree resulting in a nosebleed so extreme that the hole pack had to stop and wait for the referee to proclaim the tree for the winner on knock-out. Hash name: KnockOut Pia Kruczek 11* Pierre Couriol

291 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Pierre-Marc Higgins Lefebvre Poul Bjerre * Poul Erik Dam * Poul Frank Poulsen 4 1 Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Christened by John Sir John Rodney At the Warsaw 666 weekend Poul shared a room with Café au Cock. At the party Saturday night, Café au Cock scored. Poul did not. So guess who had to lie there all night pretending to sleep, while his roommate and a lovely lady made pigs of themselves in the next bed Poul Woody Woodall * 5 Woody is a nickname for Woodall. Poul-Erik Topshøj Prapatsorn Jan Nidrod Preben Pedersen

292 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Päivi Pavlova Kuusjärvi Randi Kimmer Jørgensen 1* 1 Rasmus BumBurst Bromose Pedersen Christened by Jesper Butthead Krarup The brotherhood between Pretty Boy and his younger brother (Rasmus) makes Cain and Abel look like lovers. Pretty Boy has always loved his Tuxedo but at his own weeding he was forced by his father to rent the traditional weeding dress for the occasion. Rasmus was, as always, short of money and begged his older brother to borrow his otherwise unused tuxedo. Pretty Boy remembering how Rasmus in his younger day had demolished Pretty Boy s car was afraid to lend out his precious and beloved Tuxedo, but as it was his weeding day and all, he agreed. Rasmus was so excited the day before the weeding that he consumed three plated of his favourite food, fried cabbage and onion with a six pack of 1998 strong beer. That night Rasmus and his stomach did not come to terms. The next morning Rasmus discovered that world war III had started in his stomach, and that this war was going to be a war on chemical weapons. Entering the church he started pressing his behind together. This press had to be building up and up as the ceremony went on. Leaving the church with the other Hashers, to line up for outgoing newly married couple, his personal power was gone and just outside he had to let it go. And go it did. With a sound of a thunder crash and the wind of a typhoon, which made the leaves fall from the trees and the birds falling down from the sky, it bursts out of his bum. It came out so violently that the tuxedo trousers had to give up, leaving a hole in the trousers from the belt at the back to his private part on the other side. For the rest of that day and evening you could only see him sitting or standing close to any convenience wall. Hash name: BumBurst. Rasmus Dyrmose Vad Regitze (Mette-Louise Merlot Busck s doggie) Renché Bankerot Esterhuyse 9 2 Renché became Hash Cash in 1987 and due the financial situation of the CH 3 the only possible hash name was Bankerot Rene S. Dinesen Renny Hagemann Rie Overgaard 1* 1 Rita MeterMaid Andersen Christened by Jesper Butthead Krarup Sister Rita is a 2½-meter high smiling girl with no extra weight for winter isolation of her body. Being a charming girl who is always on top of the crowd (and its small insignificant men) the Beatles song Lovely Rita Metre Maid seems to come a live with a little alteration to describe her top position in the club. Lovely was named accordingly named as MeterMaid Rob Shiggy Piggy Smith 24 Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie From his very first run, this brother s love of mud has been apparent. He generously shares this love with his 3 comrades who also soon become covered in the stuff. On a recent occasion, not only did he get the whole Hash off trail; he even got his otherwise stern and sober sergeant to follow him into the muck. And, when an innocent RA overheard from behind a tree (?) amorous moans in the bush, there lay Brother Rob, caressing mother earth! His other pastime, getting drunk on Saturday night, has led to many a messy midnight in bed, leaving us only one possible name for this brother: Shiggy Piggy Rob Yank the Wank Jevon

293 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Robert Cardinal Pumpkin Head Magnussen Christened by Mike Calapso Bartlett Robert came to the Summerhouse weekend as one of two virgins brought by Indy Sent Ex Ho Sure from Oslo H3. Little did he know that he was a born hasher. Whilst waiting for the Ferry in Ystad Indy spotted a pumpkin on the steps of a hose and mentioned that she would like to bring it to the Hash.??? rose to the challenge and the pumpkin was acquired. Once in Bornholm it was quickly hollowed out, decorated and christened Candy. A big mistake because If it s hollow... you can drink out of it! The taste of Gamel Dansk, beer and pumpkin didn t put our intrepid lad off, he threw himself into everything the Hash had to offer, even Biggles Cardinal 2011 Challenge. Twice our boy tried and twice he failed, pausing between each attempt to chunder noisily on the grass. Finally deep in the night he managed to follow the complex pattern of drinks, knocks, stamps and sits and a new Cardinal was christened. After packing so much into his virgin weekend there was really only one name for him: Cardinal Pumpkin Head. Robin Lundén Roger Holtum Roland Jones 26 Rolf Godfrey 9 1 Ron Oates 1* 1 Ronnie Rehnstrøm 12 3 Rose Drückers Rumi Do Me Sue Me Hulst Christened at Addis Ababa H The Addis hash decided it was an appropriate time to name Rumi, who by that time already was hashing for almost a year. Inquiring minds wanted to know more why she was in Ethiopia. They discovered that in her job as a medical coordinator she was being sued by poor buggers who were fired because their workplace was going to be on the bottom of a planned lake. But actually the buggers tried to screw her out of more money then the generous settlement they received. Therefore Do-Me-Sue-Me was chosen Rune Øblom 1* 1 Sabine Debruyne Sanne Radmer 11 Sarah Heaslip (Long) Sarah Never Comes Alone Brown Christened by Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Sarah always brings her husband to the hash. She Never Comes Alone Sebastian Carpet Beater Bromose Christened by Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Some day in the springtime 2005 before the run Red Carpet had a little fun play with Sebatian Bromose. They were throwing Red Carpet s gloves between each other. But suddenly this little innocent game took a twist. Sebastian started to beat Red Carpet with his little, but powerful knuckles. Though Sebastian was only a little boy he had, unlike his father, a lot of strength behind the beating and Red Carpet got bruises everywhere on her poor little body. So since the little bastard beat Red Carpet his name must be Carpet Beater

294 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Shawn TailGate Watson Christened February 1988 at Bern H 3 I started hashing in Bern at their run #17, February At that time the Bern hash named virgins on their first hash (an attempt to make everyone feel welcome and part of the group). I was very slow and during the entire hash I was at the back of the pack. The Americans present decided to name me after the rear end of a US vehicle (a pick-up truck), the tailgate. A second meaning is that at US sporting events, many people gather beforehand in the parking lot and have BBQs before entering the stadiums. The parties are known as tailgate parties and use the tailgate of pick-up trucks (folded down) as make-shift tables. This meaning goes along with my fondness for partying Shiela Gilles 13 2 Sidsel MissCalculator Bromose (Kai-Sørensen) Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie 1997 and as they stood there, all 453 of them, frozen slopes, the ski instructor said: Four days of ski school that ll be 40 kroner and Sister Sidsel, that razor-sharp professional auditor, says For the entire group? Wow what a deal! (It has not passed entirely unnoticed that this woman is a blonde.) Hash name: MissCalculator Signe Transister Kai-Sørensen March Christened by Jesper Butthead Krarup For the last couple of years Sister Signe has spent most of her time in transit between Denmark and Holland where her lover lives. The extreme state of being in love had made her constantly transmitting outherly amorous signals to the male part of the pack, only to great disappointing when she winked them goodbye on her way to Amsterdam. At the same time she had constantly been referred to as the sister of MissCalculator, and even listed in the run-list as MissCalculator. Hash name: Transistor Sigridur Miss Piggie Sveindottir Christened by Peter Party Prick Kragh When someone is named Miss Piggie we all have a feeling, that there must be a very interesting story behind. But Sigridur most firmly claims that she not has behaved like a pig, and that her last name is the only reason. Sveindottir means the daughter of Svein, and the name Svein sounds like pig in German Sigrun Icebreaker Halldorsdottir Christened by Merete ReBelle Yell Olsen 1997 Because Sister Sigrun has such an open, friendly manner, because she is from Iceland and not least of all because she opens windows by pushing her hand through the glass. Hash name: Icebreaker. Simon 69 Green Christened by Highland Fling, ex grand master of the Accra H 3, ~April Probably quite intentionally by the name giver, this name might give all sorts of associations to the dirty minds of some people, especially hashers. However, the background story is that some of us hashers attended a quiz night, which had a fairly complicated mathematical function which had to be analyzed. Having solved the challenge successfully, we won the team prize of 6 litres of beer. Highland Fling, who was on our quiz team, figured out that being the one behind this achievement, I was a mathematician and that my hash name would have to be a name with numbers. By sheer coincidence she came up with the number 69; so actually it is just a random number innit?

295 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Simon Frederik (The Royal Embryo) Elleholm Oddershede Christened The Royal Embryo and Frederik all by Jesper Butthead Krarup The hash baby of 1998 is still living a concealed life in the abdomen of Queen of Denmark and will first go public as part of the celebration of the run 1,000 this summer. Being the upcoming child and heir of the Queen of Denmark and Prince Light, and considering the present life form it had to be named: The Royal Embryo. Queen of Denmark has given birth to The Royal Embryo, whereupon a renaming had to occur. Being the first born child of Queen of Denmark and her light prince it was an easy task finding the right name which at the same time will be outstanding in the hash-history as it is 100% Danish and nearly impossible to pronounce in English. The future king was named Frederik Simon Rosted Simon Thrust Peel Sommi Casino Royal Phuangsrikhen Christened by Jeff Pamela Jones at Chiang Mai Saturday H 3 April 2005 As it most coming in Thailand they seldom use there given name. Sommi was 2 weeks old when her father slam the door in her head by accident so she got a hole in her head. After that her parents call her No short for Huano witch means Head in Thai. Sommi kept the nickname for 33 years, but when she was working in a restaurant the owner thought it was a stupid name to call her No with all to farung (Thai name for all non Asian) around, after a couple of days she came up with Casino. When she came to Chiang Mai with her ex boyfriend, he brought her to the Hash for her first time in Feb He told GM Jeff Pamela Jones from Chiang Mai Saturday H3 that her nickname was No but she 2007 also was call Casino so at her 3 rd run in April 2005 Pamela gave her the hash name Casino Royale GM Emeritus Sonja Danish Blue Feldthaus Christened by RubHerLipst at Batavia H 3 Hoons For me it all started back in 1989 in Jakarta where I joined the Jakarta Harriet s, TGIF and Batavia H 3 Hoons. On the Batavia Hash you get your hash name when you reach run no. 10. It took quite some time to qualify for that honour due to the fact that the unmentionables (women) are only allowed to join the real Hashers (men) once a month. On that particular day of the month the runs are extremely long and tough with the aim to scare away the unmentionables. I was given the name Danish Blue on the same day as Batavia celebrated its 200 runs in the beautiful area of Puncak. It seemed that this event made everybody forget about me having achieved 10 runs. The traditional Batavia way of christening Hashers starts 1998 with Hashers suggesting different glamorous names followed by the well known democratic hash procedures which means that the congregation is screaming and voting for the naughtiest name suggested. However, those procedures were completely disregarded in my case. I was just dragged into circle by RubHerLipst who without any discussion just gave me the name Danish Blue. In a way I m very grateful to RubHerLipst. I don t have the imagination to guess the result of what might have happened otherwise! Steen Christensen Steen Der Berg (The Whistler) Bjerre Steen Ole Nielsen Steen Skipper Rasmussen 18 1 Steen Østerbye

296 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Stefan Blind Mullet Byrnalf Steffen Highjump Harpøth Re-Christened Highjump by Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Steffen earned his hash name in those days where a formal christening prodedure not always was a must. Highjump is a nick name which became a hash name. This hasher is actually one of the Founding Fathers of CH 3. He turned up after many years absence at the 30 th Birthday Run and said: My name is Steffen, but I can t remember my hash name. Luckily a member of the pack had a page of The Glorious History of CH 3 where he could read that Steffens hash name was Highjump. To support his poor memory then Steffen was re-christened Highjump Stein H. Christiansen 24* 1 Sten Goransson 1* 1 Stephanie Damgaard Stephanie Kinney 13 Stephen Beer Jerky Holmes Christened Beer Jerky by Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Virgin Stephen came over to Copenhagen with 3 of his friends from Milton Keynes. This was his first hash ever and when asked why he hadn t hashed with his friends in Milton Keynes he told us that he didn t want to join the hash until he had a proper hash name (a bit like the chicken-and-egg, which comes first?). So a small task force was set up to monitor Virgin Stephen for any odd behaviour. And sure enough, at the beer stop he not only manages to squirt/spill most of his beer but he also smashes the bottle. And so brother Stephen will be known in the hash community as Beer Jerky Stephen Winniprick Perlmutter Christened by Palle Biggles Zych Steve Bambi Thompsen 1* 1 Steve Barret 14* Steve Gant Steven Shorthand Walker July * 7 Christened by Petera Old Blue Eye Hudson 1988 Steven tells: We had a Religious Advisor from New Zealand called Petra Hudson (a real character and good musician) who used to bring his guitar to many of the On On s. I had been with the hash for a couple of years but was still unnamed. My name was derived (I believe) from Eric Clapton s nickname SlowHand I guess that was Petra s musical background coming out seeing as I was a slow runner (in true hash tradition) and bloody short only 163cm tall hence Shorthand Stig Christian Tweedle-dee Zinn 71 3 Christened by Hilly Mad Norwegian Mother le Fèvre Named Tweedle-dee after his twin brother Tweedle-dum. (See Jarl Christian Tweedle-dum Zinn) 293

297 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare GM Emeritus Stig ThirStig Boisen Christened by James Woodstock the Festival McGowan 1991 While Stig doesn t actually drink the most on any one day, he always comes to get his beer and so the pun ThirStig Suella Dresser Pipal Susan Queen of Denmark Elleholm Christened by Merete ReBelle Yell Olsen Susan and her Jesper, later christened as Prince Light, arrived in Cairo in November 1994 where they joined the English Club, and were there introduced to the Cairo H 3. At the English Club Susan often wore big hats and being tall and blond too she was given the name Queen of Denmark. The GM, RA and MC of the Cairo H 3 must have been sleeping, as they adopted the name without questions and forgot to give Susan a decent shower of flower. Merete ReBelle Yell Olsen corrected this failure in Copenhagen H Susanne Gregersen 19 Susanne Helbrandt 32* Susanne Hundevad 3* 3 Susanne Larsson Susanne Lindberg May * 2 Susanne Lindholm 21 Susanne Poodle Hayes (Mikkelsen) Susanne made the mistake of coming to the hash with her hair tied into a tail on each side of her head, like a cocker spaniels ears Susanne Rasmussen 3* 3 Susanne Skovsager 10 GM Emeritus Susanne Sorbits (Juicy) Dam (Munck) * 1 Once the professional life of Susanne was dedicated to teach the whole Danish population to take a healthy bite and chew Sorbits

298 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Svend Erik Dog n Cover Overgaard Christened by Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman 1996 Brother Svend Erik always brings a dog to the run. Many wondered why he needs a dog on the trail, but to the RA the answer is obvious: The dog is a cover. When the Harriet s hear heavy breathing from behind and look back, they see the dog; never suspecting who is really panting Søren Charlie Brown Bruun Confirmed by Jesper Butthead Krarup In Danish the comic strip Peanuts is called Radiserne, and Charlie Brown is called Søren Bruun, and since the hash is in English everything was very simple. In the late eighties and when Søren was a young and innocent man, he just became Charlie Brown without any formal christening. Jesper Butthead Krarup felt sorry for Søren and blessed him with both enough flower and beer Søren Clinch Klinge 12* 2 Clinch is a nickname for Klinge Søren F. Nielsen 17* Søren Gasto * 1 Søren Kold Søren Mein Kamps Nysom Christened by Hilly Mad Norwegian Mother le Fèvre The former Søren Nysom was named after his struggle up the greasy pole, and all that implies, to his present day position as the Head of Kampsax Søren Runhorse Johansen 18* 2 Søren Snorter Møller-Olsen 32 1 Christened by Peter Party Prick Kragh A fellow Hasher complained about Søren s noisy steps, and to emphasise this fact, he was giver an elephant trunk to snort in. Great for snorting beer Søren Thomsen 26* 3 295

299 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Søs Koefoed 13 Tamara Date Pith Bews 22* 2 Tania Gerry Terese Köster 5* 5 Terry Griffiths 1* 1 Thomas Bay 3* 3 Thomas Granberg 35 1 Thomas Rosted Thomas Rubber Bitte Larsen Christened by Tamara Date Pith Bews Thomas tells the story: My own name is based on two stories. Rubber, because I supplied the Hash with 400 condoms for its Christmas Party The condoms were sponsored by the AIDS information-office in Copenhagen. Bitte, because during the Hash Ski-trip to Badgastein last year, some Yankees were impressed by my German language-skills: Do you speak English Bitte. A certain Hash-detective tried in our newsletter to imply there might be another reason for my name, but since I am no Magic Johnson, I decline to comment those rumours. Here are the rumours anyway: Evidence obtained from reliable sources (now long gone) reveals that during a company weekend in Køge in 1990, Thomas met a voluptuous and willing babe in the hotel bar (we know the type). Being a safe 2006 kinda guy, Thomas realised he was missing one crucial piece of equipment to make his weekend worthwhile. He reportedly knocked on several hotel room doors; politely requesting at least one sample of said equipment. Tienie Willemse 2* Todd Joosie-Loosie Burkes 16 Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie This clean, polite neatly dressed and apparently respectable young man was at a party, standing in the kitchen quietly talking to other guests, when suddenly, he went utterly and completely mad! Give me that bottle. Give me that jug. Give me some fruit. Give me some ice, he cried. He proceeded to mix a strange and exotic potion, which he poured into small glasses and offered to the other guests. This potion was very good indeed, so many tasted a little glass more and perhaps even one more. The next morning many of them woke up dead! For he had given out a deadly poison known under the name of Cactus Juice. Were there warnings of its punishing effects? No! He was more than generous and less than responsible in fact, he had been downright loose with that juice! 1994 Tom Man Called Horse Sørensen

300 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Tonny Hjortborg Tor Wisloff Torben Granberg 19 Torben Laursen Torben Rasmussen 1* 1 Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Christened by Claus Oeuf Jacobsen Torben is a quiet smiling young man but beneath the surface lurks a secret, he likes wet and muddy holes. At least that is what it looked like on run 1195 where Torben for no reason stepped into a swamp in the forests around Hillerød. The trail didn t lead that way but Torben s legs did, it was only in the last minute that Torben s brain kicked in and stopped him from faith dirtier than sleeping with Mogens Glistrup. Subsequently I had no choice upon our return but to drag Torben into the circle and baptise him with the first name that came into mind: Swamp Thing Torben Tendist Larsen Before * 21 Torben is dentist, and there should not be any reason to blame for that. But when he from time to time mix his professional life with his real life (he hash life) by creating the award for best run of the year as a set of false teeth he asked for it himself Trille Sonja Killer Trille Tjørnqvist 6 2 Trine Larsen Troy Handjob Fitrell

301 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Ulf Fred Flintstone Ullby Christened by Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon The run took place on the open land of the island of Amager, and Ulf was as always in front of the pack checking for a trail. Looking for blobs of flour. The subsoil of Amager is chalk, and in many places very near to the topsoil. Therefore you will very often se stones of flint which are more or less covered chalk. One of these became the fate of Ulf. Calling on-on seeing a flint-stone can only be rewarded with the hash name Fred Flintstone Ulla Cherry Bjerk Ulla Dirty Drawers Houe Christened by Lisa Fire N da Ho Wildmo at Harriets.dk Ulla was named on the 12 th Harriets run held in Helsinge. The Run was set in Heather Hills and at one point in the run; the trail went down a fairly steep hill through wild roses. While all the rest of the Harriett s gathered at the top of the hill trying to assess the best path and if they wanted to go down- Ulla threw herself down, plunged through the rose bushes and slid the last half of the hill on her bottom getting a nice skid mark for her troubles. When we got back to the Venue, which was under construction and after a comment from the host that nothing in the house could be damaged, Dirty drawers for some inexplicable reason that not even she was able to give, opened the 2009 drawers containing the clean pots and pans and emptied the garbage into the drawers while the stunned Harriett s looked on. So the combination of the two events, earned her the name as Dirty Drawers. Ulla Ever Pink Kirstein Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie As his duty forces him to be there a great deal, the RA spends quite some time in Nyhavn. And, in the course of Copenhagen Jazz Week, he happened to meet this sister and Mein Kamps there quite a lot too. On the morning of the first day, they were both pasty-white office-pale, but by evening the sun had turned them both a truly delicate shade of pink. They ll soon be a fine shade of brown, thought the RA and herein lay the germ of an idea for a name. See, this lady called Eva Brown used to hang out with the original Mein Kamp just as Sister Ulla hangs out with our Mein Kamps. So, all the RA had to do was wait for her to turn brown, and bingo! Well, the next day Mein Kamps had turned pinkish light brown and Sister Ulla a true delicate shade of pink. A day later, Mein Kamps had become honey coloured and Sister Ulla a truly delicate shade of pink. The next day Mein Kamps had become Colonel-Saunders-roastchicken brown, and Sister Ulla a truly delicate shade of pink. By the end of the week, Mein Kamps had a dark, nut-brown tan and Sister Ulla had turned a truly delicate shade of pink. Ulla Højstrup 1* 1 Ulla Kjær 1* 1 Ulla Piss-I-Missed Pape Christened by Carsten Mr. Blowjob Iversen It was the most beautiful weather this year. There were no clouds in the sky and the weather forecasts have not talked about rain for several days. But you should never believe in everything you hear, so Ulla decided to bring sensible extra cloth for the run. You know, as your mom would recommend. Could that be the reason for Ulla as well coming late for the run? Actually Ulla might have wished for bad weather so she could prove to the pack, that she in no way was a pessimistic character. But there came no rain and it was the most warm and beautiful weather the whole evening, which lead to that Ulla during the whole run had to carry a fleece jacket as well as a raincoat There was no escape. Ulla was christened Piss-I-Missed. The spelling has to do with that Ulla could be an incurable pessimist. It was not piss raining and Ulla herself can recall the evening as the Piss-I-Missed. Ulrik Hog Head Mak Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie 1997 Getting a head. Try as he may, the only head this brother could get at the Aarhus Festival Hash, was the head of a roast pig we had enjoyed for dinner. Overjoyed and finally scoring, he ran the pig s head up the flagpole in triumph. Hash name: Hog Head Ulrik Milmann * 1 298

302 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Ulrik Pimpernel Falkenberg Christened by Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Brother Ulrik has many runs while avoiding his flour shower. Every time the RA has been looking for him to give him his christening treatment, he has vanished. Finally, the RA could not help but remembering the poem: We seeks him here, we seeks him there. The RA seeks him everywhere. Is he in shiggy; is he on the trail? That s damned, elusive Pimpernel 1989 Ulrik Sheikh (Tawill) Dantzer Jacobsen Christened by Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman 1996 The christening of Ulrik was performed as a double together with his dear Lightning Lilly. Both stories comes here: Brother Ulrik has in his years in the Middle East learned the proper way to court a woman: Grab her, throw her across his horse and ride off into towards his desert oasis. Back in Denmark, he is not yet accustomed to courting European style. When his eyes caught sight of Sister Gitte he courted her like an Arab Prince would have done, and drove off with her in the direction of his Hørsholm oasis. Sister Gitte should have learned that the proper way to react to a Sheikh s brutal treatment is not a sweet, happy smile, but she has accustomed herself to the new situation with lightning speed. There can be no doubt, as they sit outside the tent in Hørsholm, which model is visible just above the horizon. Vi Moon Pie Mallon 83 2 Vibeke Andersen 1* 1 Vibeke Deco 12 Vibeke Super Mama van der Werf 25* Viggo Idefix (Ulrik Sheikh Dantzer Jacobsen s doggie) Christened by Jesper Butthead Krarup Looking at Sheikh holding his little white dog in one hand the comparison to the cartoon characters of Obelix and Idefix is obvious. Unfortunately Sheikh already got a hash name and as your RA is unambiguously against renaming only the dog was named Idefix Vivian Moo Moo Ruby Christened by Dirk Bogey Baillie One night, the RA dreamt of a visit with the Great Hashup in the sky, who was rather put out than said RA dared to also do weather. As penance, the RA was ordered to offer up a beautiful, healthy, young woman for the Great Hashup to teach many things. Who could he choose? In a vision, Sister Vivian appeared, but our RA resisted the temptation to lead her off to slaughter like a sacrificial lamb. But, to remind you of your lucky escape, your hash name will be the same sound as a bleating little lamb: Moo Moo Wagn Odin Winkel Christened in Dhaka Real Hash As the RA in Dhaka Real Hash (The Night Runners of Bengal) he was baptised Odin because he was referring to the Nordic goods instead of the Hash Bible for not assaulting the Muslim runners Walter Wright

303 Name First run at CH 3 No runs Hare Whimsy (Finn Ritslev s dog) Yiqi E.T. Guang Yiqi was far away from home. She was on a hash run and seen several times with a mysterious thing in her hand talking into it as if it was a mobile phone using an extremly starnge language. In fact so Strange that it could only belongs to an alien. Several times Yiqi was heard as a part of the conversation so there was no doubt that E.T. was phoning home, and the hash has Got an Extra Terrestriall Yuriy Just Urine Silayev Yvonne Danish Bacon (Rasher, Bacon) Roope Christened by John Fulham at Guadiaro Hash House Harriers June 1988 Yvonne was a member of the Guadiaro Hash House Harriers in southern Spain in the late 80 ies. There were no other Danish members, so it became quite natural to call her Danish Bacon, especially as she was always running in extremely short shorts and had very tanned legs. At the christening, however, she was named Rasher, which surprised her, but she continued to be called Danish Bacon and later just Bacon Yvonne Ninja Turtle Dahm

304 Hash name First name Last name Alphabetic index of Hash Names Hash name First name Last name 2 nd Class Claes Heerup 69 Simon Green 9 Balls Niklaus Bendiks Sonne Absent Friend Barry Hollins Abul Nidal Henrik Nielsen Ajax Helle Engelund Alligator Dundee Jim Dunbar Always Ultra Peter Munk Apple Jack Asbjørn Vernang April Annette Joseph Rosted Arnold Dan Frisch Artist Aad Smith Baby Blowjob Gro Geert-Jørgensen Bacon Yvonne Roope Ball Breaker Helle Hansen Bambi Steve Thompsen Bankerot Renché Esterhuyse Barf Kent Gørges Bassil Jens Kristensen Beastiality Hilde Christensen Beer Jerky Stephen Holmes Big Bubble Anita Mulbjerg Andersen Big Foot Princess Louise Bromose Big Jim Jim Carr Biggles Palle Zych BK Alan Beard Blabbermouth Jimmy Kolker Black Fury Keyhan Rahgozar Blackberry Jette Harly Blah Blah Inge Suell Bloody Mary Annette Høegh Blow Job Brian L. Jeanes Bodyguard Palle Nielsen BOF Graeme Gibson Bogey Dirk Baillie Boogerang Chris Irvine Breathless Edward Keeton Bubbles Jenny Abelgreen BumBurst Rasmus Bromose Pedersen Burning Bush Finn Busk Burp John Birk Nielsen Bushwacker Lisbeth Biosen Butthead Jesper Krarup Buzz Bee Balls Mike Robin Café au Cock Morten Carstensen Calapso Mike Bartlett Call-boy Lars Helm Cardinal Pumpkin Head Robert Magnussen Carmen Dave McKenzie Carpet Beater Sebastian Bromose 301

305 Hash name First name Last name Casino Royal Sommi Phuangsrikhen Charlie Brown Søren Bruun Cheetah Ariya Harly Cherry Ulla Bjerk Chickenleg Eigil Nielsen Chimp Michael Laub China Boy Per Heisselberg Cinderella Jane Engelund Circumciser Per Fuglsang Clinch Søren Klinge Closer n Wallpaper Maria Gyring-Nielsen Closet Screamer Pamela Sweeney C-Mac Bente Hansen Codpiece Eyðbjørn Augustinussen Cold Lips Lis Heisselberg ComeBack Henrik Hansen Comes Often Mats Hugo Pärsson Compass Needle Kenneth Petersen Condom Mike Consden Cradle Rocker Corrinna Mallon Cumin Mutha Norm Weathley Daisy Turpin Annette Dresling Danish Bacon Yvonne Roope Danish Blue Sonja Feldthaus Danish Cookie Malene Christiansen Date Pith Tamara Bews De Terminator David Zoretic Den Qvist Hans Jørgen Bergqvist Dennis the Mennis Dennis Shapley Der Berg Steen Bjerre Der Tulip Eater Kaj Petersen Dick Purple Christian Rhee Dick Tracey Birgit Minghetti Dino Henrik Hummel Andersen Dirty Drawers Ulla Houe Dis-Gusti Ágúst Karlsson Do Me Sue Me Rumi Hulst Dog Fucker Henrik Lundqvist Dog Slave Colin Webb Dog n Cover Svend Erik Overgaard Doggy Bag Orathai (Nui) Chaicom Dolly s Delight Frank Hatzack Dr. Evil Claus Ji Dresser Suella Pipal Drunk Diver Morten P. Larsen Dung Heap Christina Dønvang Dust Angel Annie Kirstin Kärävä Edward the Innocent Edward O Hara Eighteen Holes Ole Backe Einstein Dorthe M. Larsen Elephant Cook Peter Munk Andersen E.T. Yiqi Guang Escargot Christian Retien Ever Pink Ulla Kirstein 302

306 Hash name First name Last name Fabulon Fabienne Næsted (Chappuis) Fabulous Fabienne Næsted (Chappuis) Factor 69 Ailish Neville Fanny Chill Mette Bruhn Father Abraham Jens Falkenberg Femidom Judy Consden Fire Hose Helge Lunau Fire N da Ho Lisa Wildmo First Choice Antonio Klaus Kaarsberg Fish Henrik Christiansen Fjotte Jacob Hansen Flam Flemming Jørgensen Flashette Lene Geltzer Flo Jo Linda Blake Flour Power Nina Astrup Flying Dane José Fernandes Fokkawoof Finn Christensen Forever Young John Lawrie Forty One Andreas Schioldan Tjørnqvist Fred Flintstone Ulf Ullby Frederik Simon Elleholm Oddershede French Disconnection Michèle Pilverdier French Tickler Ditte Hasbeck Frog Legs Jean Luc Basly Fuck em Dave Betterton Fucking Sequel Mette Jürgensen Fuckwit Farooque Syed Fumbling with IT Jon Brohauge Futte Hans Frederik Jørgensen Gerriatrick Gerry Gomez Gipsy Woman Jette Kristensen (Christensen) Gobot Jan Mortensen Godmother Mette Jürgensen Godmother II Mette Jürgensen Gomer s Pile James MacDowell Gorgeous Alexander Bonde-Jacobsen Gorgonzola Elisabeth Bösch Gorilla-balls Lene Schierling Grab my Ball Nicolas Jørgensen Gebara Great Dane Jeanette Rodney (Schmidt) Ground Control Mads Juul-Nyholm Grounded Patrick Flynn Half Pint Aron Rodney Half Pint Helena Borland Zych Handcream Jurgen Hulst Handjob Troy Fitrell Hanssome Virgin Hans Olesen Hard On Michael Hvitved (Christensen) Harley Hank Willemse (H)ash Hole John Kitching Hash Quack Ester Lisbjerg Head Sucker Christian Tetens Hello Cheeky Matthew Brown Her Holynose Lene Kildegaard 303

307 Hash name First name Last name Higgins Pierre-Marc Lefebvre Highjump Steffen Harpøth Hindenburg Mette Christiansen Hog Head Ulrik Mak Horny Jan Henriksen Horny Porny Pernille Hahn-Petersen Hot Lips Edna Martel Hot Lips Helle V. Smith Hot Pants Marianna Fridjonsdottir Hotdog Chica (Overgaard) Hump the Foot Nicholas Kristensen Ib von Täinen Michael Harly Icebreaker Sigrun Halldorsdottir Idefix Viggo (the dog that drags Sheikh around) Ivan the Terrible Ivan Mortensen Jam Jim Dunbar Jan Prapatsorn Nidrod Jannie the Nannie Jannie Petersen JanOhMania Birgitte Bak Joey Naomi Naested Joint Venture Anne Olsen Joosie-Loosie Todd Burkes JR Julie Lawlor Juicy Susanne Dam (Munck) Just Urine Yuriy Silayev Kangaroo Kjeld Næsted Kan-go-root John Schjerning Kegtapper Phil Brown Kenwood Ken Hayes Killer Trille Trille Sonja Tjørnqvist Knickerless Liese Sonne (Iversen) KnockOut Pia Olsson Kumora Christoffer Lundén Lady Godiva Charlotte Nørgaard Lady-Di-Gnasher Jocelyn McKenzie (Bidstrup) Lah Dee Dah Jocelyn McKenzie (Bidstrup) Laid Lots Dianne Laidlaw Lame Dane Mette Stangeby Legover Fiona Wisloff Legs Astride Astrid Nielsen Liberty Pernille Steman Lightning Lilly Gitte Brandtvig Likk mm Little Sperm Maid Neel Bodholt Long Tall Sally Lonny Christensen Loping Scrotum Jens Aare Olsen Lord Wimp Peter Brøndum LPG Camilla Rosager Look As Lucas Boisen Lumberjack Dines Thue Poulsen Mackerel Dick Mikael Swenson Made in Hong Kong Kristian Ritslev Mad Hatter Sonja Nielsen Mad Norwegian Mother Hilly le Fèvre 304

308 Hash name First name Last name Maid Marion Dave Parks Man Called Horse Tom Sørensen Marilyn Monroe Fokkawoof s doggie Mark the Trail Mark Delaney Marshy Mellow Marcia Parker Masochist Lene Haakonsen Mayday Helle Hartung (Hagen) Mein Kamps Søren Nysom Merlin John Simonsen Merlot Mette-Louise Busck Mermaid Under Cover Mette Andersen MeterMaid Rita Andersen Midget Jacob Øhrstrøm Midget Karen Lauersen Mike Dejlig Michael Dailey Mind Your Nuts Henrik Nedergaard Miss Goodnight Ilse Harthann Miss Money Penny Helene Dunbar (Bekker-Nielsen) Miss Piggie Sigridur Sveindottir Miss Psycho Iben Hauge MissCalculator Sidsel Bromose (Kai-Sørensen) MizOdin Annette Pollas Mobile Dick Miguel Poulsen Morass Aubon Suriwong Moo Moo Vivian Ruby Moon Pie Vi Mallon Mr. Bean Peter Fewse Mr. Blowjob Carsten Iversen Mr. Invisible Claus Eriksen Mr. Petit Lars Christiansen Mr. Spraycan Albert Munk Green Muddy Mistress Mette Fjellerad Muddy Waters Lars Thorndahl Mustafa the Swede Peter Hellman Nag Nag Lone Schioldan Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Lone Schioldan Never Comes Alone Sarah Brown Nibbler Lone Schioldan Ninja Turtle Yvonne Dahm No Name Allan Struwe Møller Noggin the Nog Lars Thomsen Non-Tea Python Brian Lee Nose Pick Gaby Brosius Not the 9 O clock News Ib Søby Now-I-Dare Chiru Kiarie Numbnuts Bruce Beardsley Octopussy Lise Bonde Odin Wagn Winkel Oeuf Claus Jacobsen Ogey-Bogey James Williamson Oily Dick Ole Rosted Old Bailey Peter Koefoed Old Blue Eye Petera Hudson Old Faithful Peter Kruse 305

309 Hash name First name Last name Old Man River Henrik Lundqvist Old Peculier Frank Theakston One White One Helene Gomez On-All-Fours Leslie Jordan Paralytic Claus Terkildsen ParaNoia Annelie Heinberg Party Like It s 1999 Marianne La Rosa Ried Party Prick Peter Kragh Pass Out Cogsy Readdy Pass Out Erik Nymann Pathfinder Bob McMakin Pavlova Päivi Kuusjärvi Peanut Flemming Jakobsen Pearl Harbour Allan Thisted Pedigree Chum Derik Levasseur Peeping Lis Lisbet Hellman (Eriksen) PeeWee Barry Hollins Periodical Andrew Davenall Pervert Per Heisselberg Pimpernel Ulrik Falkenberg Pink Panter John van Kesteren Piphans Philip Littlejohn Piss Artist Jesper Kjædegaard Piss-I-Missed Ulla Pape Pisspot Jerry Shapley Pitbull Jens Galby Plastered Charlotte Dønvang Plastic Paddy Patrick Sweeney Poodle Susanne Hayes (K. Mikkelsen) Poodlehead Bent Iversen Pop Eye Jan Stærk Portuguese Inquisition Maria da Paz Costa Pressure Cooker Per Bak Pretender Jan Vinther Pretty Boy Morten Bromose Prince Charming Edward O Hara Prince Light Jesper Oddershede Public Hair Lise Hjortborg Puffer Majbritt Jørgensen Pussyfoot Patrick Keating Quasi Moto Alan Farr Queen of Denmark Susan Elleholm Radar John Kitching Rainbow Marcus Karakashian Rambo no 5 José Fernandes Rasher Yvonne Roope Rear Entry Henrik Henriksen ReBelle Yell Merete Olsen Red Carpet Helle Dahn Gordon Red Rambo Nigel Ramsden Retired Helge Lunau Ridinghood Dorthe Højby Larsen Rigid Tits Helle Bruun (Pedersen) Rock-your-Socks Jørgen Rokkjær 306

310 Hash name First name Last name Rooster Ole Rosted Roskilde Jonathan McGowan Rubber Bitte Thomas Larsen Rubber Duck Palle Zych Rumple Foreskin Alan Winther Runaway Pernille Zeltner Runhorse Søren Johansen Rusty Dick Ole Rosted S3 (Schütte Shit Shooter) Katharina Schütte Say no more Ole Damgaard Scarface Henrik Lundqvist Schaeffer Irene Lund Screaming Elly Elly Kruse Sea-Xplanation Per Manstrup Kristensen Secret Weapon Paula Blomster Sexaphone Hans Christian Jørgensen Shagged the Sack Niels Vive Larsen Sheikh Ulrik Dantzer Jacobsen Shiggy D Light Inger Hansen Shiggy Piggy Rob Smith Shorthand Steven Walker Show Fur Dorthe Andersson Sir John John Rodney Sixtywine Dorrit Ibsen Skatter Asa Alfredsdottir Skinny Peter Kruse Sleeping Partner Poul Møller Sleepy John Townsend Sloptank John Godfrey Small Pleasures Marianne Schmidth Smallpox Paul Cox Smartass Alan Beard Smash em Knud Madsen Snorter Søren Møller-Olsen Snot Me Joana Marie Opsima Snow What? Jeanette Zoretic Soaked Arse Carsten Koudal S.O.B. Kevin Poulsen Sodbuster Carl Bondorff Sorbits Susanne Dam (Munck) Southern Comfort Annette Joseph Rosted Spanish Fly Mabel Damgaard (Zarate) Speedy Bump Jacob Appel-Hansen SSS Paul J. Mallon Stallion Erik Bruijn Larsen Stand Up, Bob Bob Stoltz Steaming Cougar Bait Frank Bunkenborg Steel-Arm Lennart Neumann Still Waiting Eva Wennerholm Straight Bent Olsen Stroller Nic Houghton STTI Chris Irvine Stuffed Pants Gert Holtze SubScribe Alan Beard 307

311 Hash name First name Last name Sucking Tits Charlotte Hudson Sunny Boy Niels Peter Nørring Sunshine Hooters Hanne Borland Super Mama Vibeke van der Werf Super Swede Magnus Hansson Superman Jesper Krarup SuperScan Kjeld Næsted Sure Likes 2 Ball Molly Helmuth Surfin Dave Dave Goddard Swamp Thing Torben Schou Jensen Swampy Ian Marsh Swede Heart Marcelle Lunau (Andreasson) Sweeper Alan Beard Sweet Potato Christoffer Lundén Tadpole Michele Enevoldsen TailGate Shawn Watson Tawill Ulrik Dantzer Jacobsen Tendist Torben Larsen Testicle Klaus Bendiks Testy-Osterone Brent G. Mallon The Ayatollah Jacob Hansen The Doctor Paul Erik Andersen The Dog Bonnie (Overgaard) The Dutch Dildo Jaap de Ridder The Haggy Munchard Per Müller The Hen Annette Joseph Rosted The Invalid Helle Johansen The Professional Ingvill Solbø Christiansen The Royal Embryo Simon Elleholm Oddershede The Wall Nils Kirstein The Whistler Steen Bjerre Thin Lizzy Lissi Hørlin ThirStig Stig Boisen Thrust Simon Peel Thunderpiss Jan Nielsen Tinkerbell Alan Beard Tinkerbells Peter Veltzé TITS Я US Lotte Knudsen Toxic Smurf Hanna Kantola Transister Signe Kai-Sørensen Tree Prick Henrik Trepka Triple Dick Head Bo Løvschall Turkish Delight Lars Mikkelsen Turnip Peter Hellman Tweedle-dee Stig Christian Zinn Tweedle-dum Jarl Christian Zinn Twiggy Helle Stoltz Two Bottles Brian Poulsen Velvet Tongue Jimmy Kolker Viking Flemming Bengtsson Viking Puker Mads Knudsen Vin Ordinaire John Rodney Wahini Ann Lundén Wallaby Lara Naested 308

312 Hash name First name Last name Wash n Grow Henrik Grodum Wet Dream Lene Østergaard Andersen Whisper Pernille Zych Wimpy Jørn Olesen Winniprick Stephen Perlmutter Woodstock the Bird Christina Kracht Woodstock the Festival James McGowan Woody Poul Woodall Wotzisname Gerald Jacques Xmas Per Juul Yank the Wank Rob Jevon Yark Sucker Julie Burgess Yo Yo Alan Beard Zippo Jelena Busk 309

313 The Family of Copenhagen Hash House Harriers The Parents of Copenhagen Hash House Harriers Kowloon Hash House Harriers Founded October 16, 1970 Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen Seoul Hash House Harriers Founded June 1972 Poul Erik Dam Taipei Hash House Harriers Founded February 4, 1973 Steffen Highjump Harpøth Houston Hash House Harriers Founded May 21, 1979 Bob Pathfinder McMakin 310

314 The Children and Grandchildren of Copenhagen Hash House Harriers Dhaka Mixed Hash House Harriers and Harriet s Founded 1982 by Helle Twiggy Stoltz from Copenhagen H 3 Nina (Lange) Holten from Copenhagen H 3 plus some more. Rabat Hash House Harriers Founded July 12, 1986 by Allan Mermaid Flemming from Copenhagen H 3 Newcastle Hash House Harriers Founded August 1994 by Finn Abominator Haldorsen from Copenhagen H 3 Lyngby Hash House Harriers The Learned Hash Founded October 30, 1994 by Carl Sodbuster Bondorff from Copenhagen H 3 Palle Biggles Zych from Copenhagen H 3 Child of Lyngby Hash House Harriers Lyngby New Moon Hash House Harriers Founded April 29, 1995 by Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen from Lyngby H 3 Kenneth Compass Needle Petersen from Lyngby H 3 311

315 Copenhagen Howlin Hash House Harriers Founded November 7, 1995 by Morten Pretty Boy Bromose from Copenhagen H 3 Hafniae Annual Red Dress Or Nightgown Hash Founded December 1997 by Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen from Copenhagen H 3 Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen from Copenhagen H 3 Raki Raki Hash House Harriers (Fiji) Founded December 5, 1997 by James Woodstock the Festival McGowan from Copenhagen H 3 Mike from Latoka H 3 Dr. Nadu Beira Hash House Harriers Founded February 22, 1998 by Paul Erik The Doctor Andersen from Copenhagen H 3 Samantha Cloud Peter Cloud 2 nd Skydiving Hash House Harriers in the World Founded July 22, 2002 by Michael Ib von Täinen Harly from Copenhagen H 3 Harriets.dk Founded July 9, 2005 at the CH3 25 Years Silver Jubilee Weekend by Anne Joint Venture Olsen CH 3 Sonja Mad Hatter Nielsen ONH 3 Helle Ball Breaker Hansen ÅH 3 Danish Nash Hash Founded August 8, 2008 by 312

316 Copenhagen Howlin Hash House Harriers Part 2 Copenhagen Howlin Hash House Harriers Committee and Run List Founder Morten Pretty Boy Bromose from Copenhagen H 3 Founded October 8, 1995 by The Committee Grand Masters Morten Pretty Boy Bromose November 1995 November 1998 Claus Oeuf Jacobsen November 1998 November 2001 Joint Grand Masters Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen November 2001 Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen November 2001 Run Date Hares Venue Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Nordhavn Station, Østerbro Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Frederiksberg Runddel, Frederiksberg Have, Frederiksberg Spy vs. Spy Central Station, Ticket-centre, København Dorthe Einstein M. Larsen Ditte French Tickler Hasbeck Klaus Testicle Bendiks Hellerup, Station Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman Østerport Station, Østerbro Jan Horny Henriksen Christianshavns Plads, Christianshavn Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen SAS Globetrotter Hotel, Kastrup Kenneth Compass Needle Petersen Michele Tadpole Enevoldsen Virum Station, Virum Jesper Butthead Krarup Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Dambakken 23, Birkerød 313

317 Copenhagen Howlin Hash House Harriers Run Date Hares Venue Dirk Bogey Baillie Charlottenlund Station, Charlottenlund Jail Break Albertslund Station, Albertslund Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Jocelyn Lady-Di-Gnasher McKenzie Nørreport Station, København Dave Carmen McKenzie Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen Frederiksberg Station, Frederiksberg Jane Cinderella Engelund Kildebakken Station, Søborg Klaus Testicle Bendiks Brogårdsvej 21, Gentofte Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Norm Cumin Mutha Weathley Nørreport Station, København Morten Pretty Boy Bromose The Moose, Sværtegade 5, København 18a Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Finkenberg, Austria Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen 18b Dave Carmen McKenzie Fiolstræde 7, København Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Valby Station, Valby Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen Frederiksberg Station, Frederiksberg John Sir John Rodney Nørreport Station, København Swimsuits through the 20 th Century Nyhavn 17, København Sidsel MissCalculator Kai-Sørensen Signe Transister Kai-Sørensen Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Dambakken 23, Birkerød Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Øster Allé / Per Henrik Lings Allé, Østerbro Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen Vanløse Station, Vanløse Klaus Testicle Bendiks Hellerup Station, Hellerup Lise Octopussy Bonde Nygårdsvej 15, 2. th, Østerbro, Claus Oeuf Jacobsen Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Valby Station, Valby Gispert s Personal D-day Town Hall Square, København Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Full Moon Friday the 13 th, part I Mexi Bar, Elm Street (Elmegade), Nørrebro Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen Peter Party Prick Kragh 31a Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen The Moose Bar, Sværtegade 5, København 31b Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Finkenberg, Austria Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen John Sir John Rodney Nørreport Station, København Jeanette Great Dane Rodney Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Langgade Station, Valby Henrik ComeBack Hansen Amagercenteret, Reberbanegade, Amagerbro Dirk Bogey Baillie Trianglen, Østerbro Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen Fuglebakken Station, Frederiksberg Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen The Moose, Sværtegade 5, København Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Femvejen, Bernstorff Parken Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Brogårdsvej 45, Gentofte Claus Oeuf Jacobsen The Moose, Sværtegade 5, København Lise Octopussy Bonde Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Central Station, main entrance, København Rasmus BumBurst Bromose Café Oswald, Vesterbrogade 187, Vesterbro Henrik ComeBack Hansen Amagercenteret, Reberbanegade, Amager 314

318 Copenhagen Howlin Hash House Harriers Run Date Hares Venue Woven badge Claus Oeuf Jacobsen Svanemøllen Station, Svanemøllen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Vesterport Station, Vesterport Lise Octopussy Bonde Trianglen, Østerbro Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Øster Allé / Per Henrik Lings Allé, Østerbro Dirk Bogey Baillie The Moose John Sir John Rodney Sankt Hans Torv, Nørrebro Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Nygårdsvej 15, Østerbro Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Nørreport Station, København Claus Oeuf Jacobsen Nygårdsvej 15, Østerbro Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Gunnar Nu Hansens Plads, Østerbro Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Keegans Bar, Stenosgade, Vesterbro Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Nørrebro Runddel, Nørrebro Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Valby Station, Valby 315

319 Copenhagen Howlin Hash House Harriers Run Date Hares Venue rd Annual Dumpster Run Øster Allé / Per Henrik Lings Allé, Østerbro Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Marianne Small Pleasures Schmidt Stig ThirStig Boisen Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Dirk Bogey Baillie Michael Hard On Christensen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Jacob Speedy Bump Appel-Hansen Pernille Whisper Zych Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Allerød Station, Lillerød Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum Ryparken Station, Østerbro Palle Biggles Zych Valby Station, Valby Claus Oeuf Jacobsen Svanemøllen Station, Svanemøllen Full Moon Friday the 13 th, part II Mexi Bar, Elm Street (Elmegade), Nørrebro Erik Stallion Bruijn Brosius Peter Party Prick Kragh Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Nygårdsvej 15, Østerbro Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Stig ThirStig Boisen Mette Godmother Jürgensen Gunnar Nu Hansens Plads, Østerbro st Full Moon and Total Eclipse of the Millennium Østerport Station, Østerbro Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Michael Hard On Kristensen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Nørrebro Station, Nørrebro Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Elephant Ejaculation Michael Hard On Kristensen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Café Kildevæld, Østerbrogade 176, Østerbro Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Michael Hard On Kristensen José Rambo no 5 Fernandes Michael Hard On Kristensen Café Kildevæld, Østerbrogade 176, Østerbro 316

320 Copenhagen Howlin Hash House Harriers Run Date Hares Venue Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Central Station, Reventlowsgade exit, København Pierre-Marc Higgins Lefebvre Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Dirk Bogey Baillie Nyhavn 43, København Erik Stallion Bruijn Brosius Holte Station, Geels Skov Claus Oeuf Jacobsen Nygårdsvej 15, Østerbro Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Lyngby Station, Lyngby Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Michael Hard On Kristensen The pedestrian bridge at Ellehammersvej / Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Kastruplundgade, Kastrup GM Election Night Hellerup Station, Hellerup Claus Oeuf Jacobsen New logo Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Det Ny Teater, Gammel Kongevej 29, Vesterbro Michael Hard On Kristensen Planetatiet, Gammel Kongevej 10, Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Vesterbro Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Café Kildevæld, Østerbrogade 167, Østerbro Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Kildebakke Station, Søborg Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Nordhavn Station, Østerbro Ivan Ivan the Terrible Mortensen St. Anton, Austria Jacob Speedy Bump Appel-Hansen Dirk Bogey Baillie Skt. Thomas Plads, Frederiksberg Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Boyesgade 2, Frederiksberg Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Annual Hare Relay Malmö Central Station, Sweden Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Chris STTI Irvine Claus Oeuf Jacobsen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Jon Fumbling with IT Brohauge Michael Hard On Kristensen Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Carsten Soaked Arse Koudal Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen 317

321 Copenhagen Howlin Hash House Harriers Run Date Hares Venue Annual Hare Relay Copenhagen Central Station, København Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Chris STTI Irvine Claus Oeuf Jacobsen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Jon Fumbling with IT Brohauge Michael Hard On Kristensen Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Carsten Soaked Arse Koudal Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Lyngby Station, Lyngby José Rambo no 5 Fernandes Nyhavn 17, København Michael Hard On Kristensen Kulturnatten Central Station, Lund Sweden Lena Persson Aron Half Pint Rodney Jan Pop Eye Stærk Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Østerport Station, Østerbro Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Enghave Station, Vesterbro Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Nørrebro Runddel, Nørrebro Michael Hard On Kristensen Christianshavn Metro Station, Christianshavn Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Chris Boogerang Irvine Michael Hard On Kristensen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Café Kildevæld, Østerbrogade 167, Østerbro Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Sankt Patrick Day Run Nørreport Station, Nørrebro Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Chris Boogerang Irvine Patrick Pussyfoot Keating Malene Danish Cookie Christiansen Ketil José Rambo no 5 Fernandes Skt. Thomas Plads, Frederiksberg Michael Hard On Kristensen Lunar Eclipse Helsingborg Ferry Terminal, Sweden Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Lunar Eclipse Again Helsingør Station, Helsingør Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Elm Street (Elmegade), Nørrebro Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Valby Station, Valby First ever Full Moon InterHash Gullivers Pub, Gothersgade 2, København Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Lyngby Lokal Station, Lyngby Dirk Bogey Baillie Nørreport Station, Nørrebro Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Østerport Station, Østerport Anne Joint Venture Olsen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Nørrebro Bryghus, Ryesgade 3, Nørrebro Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Enghave Station, Vesterbro Mette-Louise Merlot Busck Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Amagerbro Metro Station, Amagerbro Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Gullivers Pub, Gothersgade 2, København Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson 318

322 Copenhagen Howlin Hash House Harriers Run Date Hares Venue Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Flintholn Metro Station, Vanløse Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Main Entrance Christiania, Christianshavn Lene Gorilla-balls Schierling Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Gladsaxeseminariet, Mette-Louise Merlot Busck Buddinge Hovedgade 80, Søborg hours Clip Card Hash O Learys Sportsbar, Banegårdspladsen 7, Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Central Station, København Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Blue Moon Hash Nyhavn 17, København Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen José Rambo no 5 Fernandes Michael Hard On Kristensen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Copenhagen Central Station, København Palle Biggles Zych Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Niels Shagged the Sack Vive Larsen Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Dirk Bogey Baillie Copenhagen Central Station, København Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Hackenbusch, Vesterbrogade 124, Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen København V Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Christianshavn Metro Station, Christianshavn Lene Gorilla-balls Schierling Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Gudrunsvej 22, Charlottenlund Mette-Louise Merlot Busck Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Solbjerg Metro Station, Frederiksberg José Rambo no 5 Fernandes Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Forum Metro Station, Frederiksberg Bente C-Mac Hansen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Sjælør Station, Valby Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Østergade (Strøget) / Kongens Nytorv The Copenhagen Beer Festival Sjælør Station, Valbyhallen, Valby Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Anne Joint Venture Olsen Nørrebro Station, Nørrebro Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Frederiksborggade 48, Nørrebro 319

323 Copenhagen Howlin Hash House Harriers Run Date Hares Venue Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Copenhagen Central Station, København and to Malmö Central Station and Lund in Sweden Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Zum Biergarten, Rosenvænget Allé 6, Østerbro Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Temple Bar, Nørrebrogade 48, Nørrebro Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Café Kildevæld, Østerbrogade 167, Østerbro Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Stig ThirStig Boisen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Christinashavns Metro Station, Christianshavn Palle Biggles Zych Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Elm Street / Sct. Hans Torv, Nørrebro Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Michael Michailovch Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Valby Station, Valby Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Sankt Patrick Day Run Kennedy s Bar, Gl. Kongevej 23, Vesterbro Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Anne Joint Venture Olsen Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Svanemøllen Station, Østerbro Mette Lame Dane Stangeby Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Højbro Plads, København Iben Miss Psycho Hauge Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Nyhavn 17, København Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Nordhavn Station, Østerbro Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Kongens Nytorv Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Enghave Station, Verstebro Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen DFDS Terminalen, Dampfærgevej 30, Østerbro Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson the Oslo Ferry Michael Hard On Kristensen Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Anne Joint Venture Olsen Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Lars Muddy Waters Thorndal Charlotte? Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Lene Wet Dream Østergaard Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen The Hash Pub, Chiang Mai, Thailand Dead Whore, Chiang Mai Saturday H Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Rådhuspladsen, København Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Trykbar, Møntnergade 24, København Total Lunar Eclipse Østerport Station, Østerport Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Nørreport Station, Nørreport Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen 320

324 Copenhagen Howlin Hash House Harriers Run Date Hares Venue Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Christianshavns Metro Station, Christianshavn Michael Hard On Kristensen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Vesterport Station, Vesterport Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Frederiksberg Metro Station, Frederiksberg Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Jernbane Cafféen, Central Station, København Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen O Learys Sportspub, Central Station, København Annie Kirstin Dust Angel Kärävä Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Nørreport Station, Nørreport Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Schleppegrellsgade, Nørrebro Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Den Hirschsprungske Samling, Stockholmsgade, København Dirk Bogey Baillie Dybbølsbro Station, Vesterbro Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Café Blomsten, Istedgade, Vesterbro Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Brillemanden Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Frederik VI, Frederiksberg Allé 42A / Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Alhambravej, Frederiksberg C Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Kennedy s Bar, Gammel Kongevej 23, København V Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Sjælør Station, Valby Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Spunk Bar, Istedgade 17, København Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Rosengårds Bodega, Rosengården 11, København Anne Joint Venture Olsen Christania, Prinsessegade 37, Christianshavn Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Nyhavn 17, København Palle Biggles Zych Vesterport Station, Vesterport Mike Calapso Bartlett Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Benedikte Bry Rob the Viking Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Gro Baby Blowjob Geert-Jørgensen Carlsberg, Vester Fælledvej 100, Vesterbro Palle Biggles Zych Mike Calapso Bartlett Sommi Casino Royal Phuangsrikhen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Gerry Gerriatrick Gomez Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Helene One White One Gomez Erik Stallion Bruijn Larsen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Black Swan, Borgergade 93, København Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Black Swan, Borgergade 93, København Jane Cinderella Engelund Verdenskulturcentret, Nørre Allé 7, Nørrebro Peter Old Bailey Koefoed Lisa Fire N da Ho Wildmo Café Endestationen, Falkonér Allé 26B, Frederiksberg Shawn TailGate Watson Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Malmö Central Station, Sweden Sommi Casino Royal Phuangsrikhen Ariya Cheetah Harly Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Jernbanecaféen, Reventlovsgade 16, Vesterbro Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Sjælør Station, Valby Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Christianshavns Metro Station, Christianshavn 321

325 Copenhagen Howlin Hash House Harriers Run Correct Date Hares Venue Jurgen Handcream Hulst Middelfartsgade 4, Østerbro No hares Tryk Bar, Gammel Kongevej 147, Frederiksberg Front text: FUK FM H3 F UK FM H3 = First UK Full Moon H3 First Cambridge UK Full Moon H3 Translation of the runic letters at the back: How would you like my finger in your ear How would you like my finger in your ear Oh no no fucking likely no fucking likely no fucking likely Cambridge MMIX Mr X, FUK FM H3 Cambridge Youth Hostel My Li l Spem ead, FUK FM H3 97 Tenison Road, Cambridge Smart Arse, FUK FM H Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Foxy Lady, Elmegade 2, Nørrebro Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Jernbanecaféen, Reventlovsgade 16, Vesterbro Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Café Kildevæld, Østerbrogade 167, Østerbro Julie Yark Sucker Burgess Sankt Nikolaj Vej 28, Frederiksberg Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Amagerbro Metro Station, Amagerbro Mike Calapso Bartlett Christianshavns Metro Station, Christianshavn Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Diligensen, Korsgade 8, Nørrebro Stig ThirStig Boisen Café Kildevæld, Østerbrogade 167, Østerbro Katharina S3 Schütte Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Café Ellebo, Sjælør Boulevard 49, Valby Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Café Erik, Valdemarsgade 24, Vesterbro Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Skt. Thomas Plads, Frederiksberg Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Malmö Central Station, Malmö No hare Outside Nyhavn 17, København 322

326 Copenhagen Howlin Hash House Harriers Run Correct Date Hares Venue Mike Calapso Bartlett Kanal Bodega, Ovengaden Oven Vandet 36, Christianshavn Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Mikkeller Bar, Viktoriagade 8B, Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Nordhavn Station, Østerbro World Peace Through Beer Hash Nørreport Station, Mads Ground Control Juul-Nyholm Shawn TailGate Watson No hare Café Viking, Ægirsgade 36, Nørrebro Miguel Mobile Dick Poulsen Budha Bar, Vesterbrogade 47, Vesterbro Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Guldregn, Oehlenschlægergade 1, Vesterbro Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Café Kildevæld, Østerbrogade 167, Østerbro Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Café Ellebo, Sjælør Boulevard 49, Sydhavnen Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon The Lake in Ørstedsparken, København Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Gravens Rand, Sdr. Fasanvej 24, Frederiksberg Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Shamrock Inn, Jernbanegade 7, København Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Green Lion Inn, Malmö, Sweden Miguel Mobile Dick Poulsen McKluud, Istedgade 126, Vesterbro Frank Steaming Cougat Bait Bunkenborg Anne Joint Venture Olsen Café Hvepsereden, Mimersgade 113, Nørrebro Likk mm Mette Godmother Jürgensen Nordhavn Station, Østerbro Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Red Carpet s Shop, Vesterport Station, Vesterport Stig ThirStig Boisen Hviids Vinstue, Kongens Nytorv, København Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Café Ellebo, Sjælør Boulevard 49, Sydhavnen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Christianshavn Metro Station, Christianshavn Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted Valby Station, Valby Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Jazzhouse, Niels Hemmingsens Gade 10, København Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen BOPA Plads, Østerbro Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Benni s Bar, Enghavevej 61, Vesterbro Frank Steaming Cougat Bait Bunkenborg Brønshøj Torv, Brønshøj 323

327 Copenhagen Howlin Hash House Harriers Run Correct Date Hares Venue Niklaus 9 Balls Bendiks Sonne Vinbaren, Stefansgade 9, Nørrebro Anne Joint Venture Olsen Café Viking, Ægirsgade 36, Nørrebro Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Café Endestationen, Falkoner Allé 26B, Frederiksberg Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nerdergaard Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Buddha Bar, Vesterbrogade 47, Vesterbro Orathai Doggy Bag Chaicom Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Café Kildevæld, Østerbrogade 167, Østerbro Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Cafe Langebro, Islands Brygge 1 B, st København S Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Café Ellebo, Sjælør Boulevard 49, Sydhavnen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Christianshavns Metro Station, Christianshavn Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Outside Nyhavn 17, København Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Outside Nyhavn 17, København Anne Joint Venture Olsen Café Le Rouge, Bragesgade 5, Nørrebro Stig ThirStig Boisen Outside Nyhavn 17, København Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen The Bishops Arms, Nyøstergade 14, København Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Café Stefanhus, Stefansgade 22, Nørrebro Orathai Doggy Bag Chaicom Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Ørsted Ølbar, Nørre Farimagsgade 13, København 324

328 Copenhagen Howlin Hash House Harriers Hashers and Statistics per February 14 th 2014 The Hashers below complies with one or more of the following conditions: Hashers on the CH 3 list, hashers who have been hare or cohare for one or more runs, or guests with 3 or more runs. Name No runs Hare Ágúst Dis-Gusti Karlsson Alan Yo Yo Beard 5 Anne Joint Venture Olsen 47 8 Annette Bloody Mary Høegh 1 Annie Kirstin Dust Angel Kärävä 6 1 Ariya Cheetah Harly 1 1 Aron Half Pint Rodney 4 1 Asa Skatter Alfredsdottir 1 Asbjørn Apple Jack Vernang 3 Aubon Morass Suriwong 16 Bente C-Mac Hansen 6 1 Birgitte JanOhMania Bak 4 Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz 2 Brillemanden 1 1 Carsten Blowjob Iversen 23 Carsten Soaked Arse Koudal 2 2 Charlotte 1 1 Charlotte Plastered Dønvang 1 Chiru Now-I-Dare Kiarie 1 Chris Boogerang Irvine 7 4 Christian Head Sucker Tetens 2 Christina Dung Heap Dønvang 5 Christina Woodstock the Bird Kracht 9 Claus Dr. Evil Ji 2 Claus Mr. Invisible Eriksen 6 Claus Oeuf Jacobsen Dave Carmen McKenzie 4 2 Dead Whore, Chiang Mai Saturday H Dines Lumberjack Thue Poulsen 5 Dirk Bogey Baillie Ditte French Tickler Hasbeck 4 1 Dorrit Sixtywine Ibsen 2 Dorthe Einstein M. Larsen 9 1 Dorthe Show Fur Andersson 1 Edward Prince Charming O Hara 1 Edwina Fuck n Go Avezaat 2 Elephant Ejaculation 1 1 Erik Stallion Bruijn Brosius Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Farooque Fuckwit Syed 1 Finn Burning Bush Busk 6 325

329 Copenhagen Howlin Hash House Harriers Name No runs Hare Finn Fokkawoof Christensen 1 Flemming Viking Bengtsson 1 Frank Old Peculier Theakston 2 Frank Rhett Butler Bringstrup 2 Frank Steaming Couger Bait Bunkenborg 7 2 Gaby Nose Pick Brosius 11 Gerald Wotzisname Jacques 3 Gerry Gerriatrick Gomez 1 Gert The Kraut Krauthammer 3 Gro Baby Blowjob Geert-Jørgensen 2 Hanna Toxic Smurf Kantola 2 Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar 3 1 Helene One White One Gomez 1 Helle Hot Lips V. Smith 2 Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon Helle Rigid Tits Bruun 2 Hank Harley Willemse 1 Henrik ComeBack Hansen 14 2 Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard 45 4 Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum 22 4 Iben Miss Psycho Hauge 6 1 Ilse Miss Goodnight Harthann 3 Inge Blah Blah Suell 2 Ivan Ivan the Terrible Mortensen 5 1 Jacob Speedy Bump Appel-Hansen 8 2 James Woodstock the Festival McGowan 1 Jan Horny Henriksen 2 1 Jan Pop Eye Stærk 14 1 Jan Pretender Vinther 6 Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Jane Cinderella Engelund 19 2 Jannie Jannie the Nannie Petersen 1 Jeanette Great Dane Rodney 16 1 Jelena Zippo Busk 1 Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen 8 Jerry Pisspot Shapley 2 Jesper Butthead Krarup 6 1 Jette Blackberry Harly 1 Jim Alligator Dundee Dunbar 6 1 Joana Marie Snot Me Opsima 5 Jocelyn Lady-Di-Gnasher McKenzie 4 1 John Sir John Rodney 32 3 John Sloptank Godfrey 4 Jon Fumbling with IT Brohauge 3 2 José Rambo no 5 Fernandes

330 Copenhagen Howlin Hash House Harriers Name No runs Hare Julie Yark Sucker Burgess 8 1 Jurgen Handcream Hulst 5 1 Jørn Wimpy Olesen 1 1 Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen 38 Karen Weggers 2 Katharina S3 Schütte 5 1 Kenneth Compass Needle Petersen 1 1 Kevin SOB Poulsen 3 Kirsten Bredal 5 Kjeld Kangaroo Næsted 9 1 Kjetil Røe 1 1 Klaus First Choice Kaarsberg 3 Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen 5 Lars Muddy Waters Thorndal 2 1 Lena Persson 2 1 Lene Flashette Geltzer 3 Lene Gorilla-balls Schierling 8 2 Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard 30 3 Lene Masochist Haakonsen 5 Lene Wet Dream Østergaard 3 1 Leslie On-All-Fours Jordan 3 Liese Knickerless Sonne 2 Likk mm 5 Lisa Fire N da Ho Wildmo 7 1 Lise Octopussy Bonde 21 2 Lise Public Hair Hjortborg 5 Lone Nag Nag Nag Nag NAG Schioldan 2 Lonny Long Tall Sally Christensen 2 Lotte TITS Я US Knudsen 9 Lukas Emil Look As Biosen 1 Mabel Spanish Fly Zarate 4 Mads Ground Control Juul-Nyholn 3 1 Malene Danish Cookie Christiansen 3 1 Mari-Ann Petersen 3 Marianna Hot Pants Fridjonsdottir 2 Marianne Andersen 1 Marianne Party Like It s 1999 la Rosa Ried 3 Marianne Small Pleasures Schmidt 1 1 Marlene Jelbo 3 Mattew Hello Cheeky Brown 2 Mette Godmother Jürgensen 16 2 Mette Fanny Chill Bruhn 10 Mette Lame Dane Stangeby 10 2 Mette Mermaid Undercover Andersen 3 Mette-Louise Merlot Busck

331 Copenhagen Howlin Hash House Harriers Name No runs Hare Michael Hard On Christensen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Michael Michailovch 1 1 Michèle French Disconnection Pilverdier 2 Michele Tadpole Enevoldsen 7 1 Miguel Mobile Dick Poulsen 9 2 Mike Buzz Bee Balls Robin 3 Mike Calapso Bartlett 44 2 Molly Sure Likes 2 Ball Helmuth 1 Morten P. Drunk Diver Larsen 1 Morten Pretty Boy Bromose Naomi Joey Naested 1 Neel Little Sperm Maid Bodholt 12 Niels Shagged the Sack Vive Larsen 11 1 Niklaus 9 Balls (Testicle) Bendiks Sonne 9 4 Nina Flour Power Astrup 13 Norm Cumin Mutha Weathley 4 1 Ole Say no more Damgård 2 Orathai Doggy Bag Chaicam 8 2 Palle Biggles Zych 49 3 Palle Bodyguard Nielsen 1 Patrick Pussyfoot Keating 1 1 Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Pernille Whisper Zych 9 1 Peter Mustafa the Swede Hellman 1 1 Peter Old Bailey Koefoed 4 1 Peter Party Prick Kragh 12 3 Pia KnockOut Olsson 3 Pierre-Marc Higgins Lefebvre 1 1 Poul Sleeping Partner Møller 36 4 Poul Smallpox Cox 1 Päivi Pavlova Kuusjärvi 2 Rasmus BumBurst Bromose 4 1 Rita MeterMaid Andersen 5 Rumi Do Me Sue Me Hulst 4 Shawn TailGate Watson 3 2 Sidsel MissCalculator Bromose 5 1 Signe Transister Kai-Sørensen 1 1 Sigrun Icebreaker Halldorsdottir 5 Sommi Casino Royal Phuangsrikhen 10 1 Stig ThirStig Boisen 59 6 Suella Dresser Pipal 2 Søren Charlie Brown Bruun 3 Torben Swamp Thing Schou Jensen Ulla Dirty Drawers Houe 1 328

332 Copenhagen Howlin Hash House Harriers Name No runs Hare Ulla Piss-I-Missed Pape 5 Yiqi E.T. Guang 13 Yvonne Danish Bacon Roope 10 Wagn Odin Winkel 1 329

333 Copenhagen Howlin Hash House Harriers The Copenhagen Howlin Hash House Harriers Holy Hymn (Tune: Sejle op ad åen (Danish traditional Sailing up the river)) (Text: Dirk Bogey Baillie) THE FULL MOON HOWLERS We are the full m00n ho-o-o-o-o-ow lers Sly mid-night prow-lers are we, We m00n the spooks, Drink wit-ches brew, Cause we re sons of bit-ches just like you, We live by the ca-nine co-o-o-o-o-o-odex Hear up, we ll teach it to you: If you can t eat or screw it, then Piss on it, Piss on it, once a-gain! For we are the full m00n ho-o-o-o-o-ow lers HO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-WL 330

334 Hafniae Annual Red Dress Or Nightgown Hash Part 3 Hafniae Annual Red Dress Or Nightgown Hash Committee and Run List Founders Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Founded December 1997 The Committee Junta Re-erected Y2K Junta Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Run Date Hares Venue Prelude to Copenhagen H 3 Run 1000 Central Station, Reventlowsgade exit, København Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Prelude to InterScandi 1999 Café Den Høje, Skolegade, Aarhus Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Prelude to Copenhagen H 3 Run 1111 Central Station, København Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Joined run with Copenhagen H 4 Run 69 Central Station, Reventlowsgade exit, København Pierre-Marc Higgins Lefebvre Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Prelude to Copenhagen H 3 22 nd Birthday Run Central Station, Reventlowsgade exit, København Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Prelude to EuroHash 2003 Naxos Bar, Downtown Aarhus Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Prelude to CH 3 Silver Jubilee Weekend Central Station, København Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Prelude to InterScandic Hash Downtown Glasgow, Scotland Dirk Bogey Baillie Hugie Blargh Prelude to 1 st Danish Nash Hash Central Station, Istedgade exit, København Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Prelude to 2 nd Danish Nash Hash The Mill Public House, 14 Mill Lane, Cambridge, UK Mike Slaphead Powell Prelude to 13 th Euro Hash The Red Lion, Nikolajgade 18, København Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen 331

335 2 nd Skydiving Hash House Harriers in the World Part 4 2 nd Skydiving Hash House Harriers in the World Committee and Run List Founder Michael Ib von Täinen Harly from Copenhagen H 3 Founded July 22, 2002 The Committee Grand Master Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Criteria The runs listed are runs where the GM and another skydiver or 3 skydivers attends the run. A Skydiver: Is a person with a valid Parachutist s licences Run Date Hares Venue Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Camp Site, Skrædderbakkevej, Arnager, Bornholm 332

336 2 nd Skydiving Hash House Harriers in the World Run Date Hares Venue Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Camp Site, Skrædderbakkevej, Arnager, Bornholm Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Carlsbergvej, Hillerød Station, Hillerød Christian Dick Purple Rhee Finn Ritslev Sildehøjgaard, Snekkevej 10, Jyllinge Kristian Ritslev Finn Ritslev Sildehøjgaard, Snekkevej 10, Jyllinge Kristian Ritslev Palle Biggles Zych Hvissingehus, Oxbjergvej, Hvissinge Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard Poul Sleeping Partner Møller Charlottenlund Fort, Charlottenlund Jan Thunderpiss Nielsen Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Friheden Station, Hvidovre 333

337 Harriets.dk Part 5 Harriets.dk Committee and Run List Founders Anne Joint Venture Olsen CH 3 Helle Ball Breaker Hansen ÅH 3 Sonja Mad Hatter Nielsen ONH 3 Founded July 9, 2005 at the CH 3 25 Years Silver Jubilee Weekend The Story In those days where CH 3 were celebrating it s Silver Jubilee, and harriets from all Hash chapters in Denmark were gathred to the great celebration, did they decide to form a national female hash chapter called Harriets.dk. The scope is to meet 4 weekends a year somewhere in Denmark for hashing, eating and drinking. The remaining time is for sleeping. The committee is always the harrets who will be responsible for the next event. Run Date Hares Venue Anne Joint Venture Olsen Skovpavillonen, Skovvej, Kerteminde Sonja Mad Hatter Nielsen Helle Ball Breaker Hansen Fiskergade, Kerteminde Bente C-Mac Hansen Anne Joint Venture Olsen Dronningensvej, Nyborg Sonja Mad Hatter Nielsen Gro Baby Blowjob Geert-Jørgensen Idavej, Nyborg Helle Ball Breaker Hansen Gro Baby Blowjob Geert-Jørgensen Spanien, Århus Helle Ball Breaker Hansen 334

338 Harriets.dk Run Date Hares Venue Gro Baby Blowjob Geert-Jørgensen Hasle Skole, Herredsvej, Århus Helle Ball Breaker Hansen Lisa Fire N da Ho Wildmo Egedalsvej, Veksø Lisa Fire N da Ho Wildmo Egedalsvej Veksø Anne Joint Venture Olsen Lillestranden, Kerteminde Lisa Fire N da Ho Wildmo Anne Joint Venture Olsen Fiskergade, Kerteminde Anne Joint Venture Olsen Egernvej, Raageleje Lisa Fire N da Ho Wildmo Lisa Fire N da Ho Wildmo Svansmosen, Helsinge Julie Yark Sucker Burgess T-shirt presented at the 2 nd Danish Nash Hash in Cambridge August 2009 Bid for Danish Nash #3 335

339 Harriets.dk Run Date Hares Venue Helle Ball Breaker Hansen Herredvej, Århus Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Herredvej, Århus Mette Fanny Chill Bruhn Sonja Mad Hatter Nielsen Nyborg Anne Joint Venture Olsen Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Nyborg Helle Ball Breaker Hansen Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Sjællands Odde Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Sjællands Odde Helle Ball Breaker Hansen Ebeltoft Lene Her Holynose Kildegaard Ebeltoft Helle Ball Breaker Hansen 336

340 Danish Nash Hash Part 6 Danish Nash Hash 1 st Danish Nash Hash Hosted by Copenhagen H participants. Logo for 1 st Danish Nash Hash Woven badge 337

341 Danish Nash Hash The Nash Hash Mismanagement Grand Master Palle Biggles Zych, CH 3 AmbHASHador and PayPalist Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen, CH 3 Hash Cash Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum, CH 3 Indian Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard, CH 3 Indian Anne Joint Venture Olsen, CH 3 Indian Helle Red Carpet Dahn, CH 3 Run Date Hares Venue Torch Hash Avnstrup Scout Camp, Tjørnehusvej 8, Helle Red Carpet Dahn, CH 3 Særløse Overdrev, Hvalsø Sonja Mad Hatter Nielsen, ONH 3 2a Nash Hash Run, Short Avnstrup Scout Camp, Tjørnehusvej 8, Lars Mr. Petit Christiansen, CH 3 Særløse Overdrev, Hvalsø 2b Nash Hash Run, Medium Avnstrup Scout Camp, Tjørnehusvej 8, Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen, CH 3 Særløse Overdrev, Hvalsø 2c Nash Hash Run, Ballbreaker Avnstrup Scout Camp, Tjørnehusvej 8, Jurgen Handcream Hulst, CH 3 Særløse Overdrev, Hvalsø Henrik Boneus Krankelborg, ÅH Hangover Run Avnstrup Scout Camp, Tjørnehusvej 8, Henrik Boneus Krankelborg, ÅH 3 Særløse Overdrev, Hvalsø Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen, CH 3 338

342 Danish Nash Hash 2 nd Danish Nash Hash Hosted by Cambridge H participants. Wowen badge The Nash Hash Mismanagement Grand Master Mike Slaphead Powell, Cambridge H 3 Grand Master Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard, CH 3 Coordinating Religious Advisor Mike Calapso Bartlett, CH 3 WebWanker Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen, CH 3 HashCash Mike Slaphead Powell, Cambridge H 3 HashCash Henrik Wash n Grow Grodum, CH 3 Indian Julie Yark Sucker Burgess, CH 3 Indian Lisa Fire N da Ho Wildmo, CH 3 Indian Helle Red Carpet Dahn Gordon, CH 3 Indian Mette Fanny Chill Bruhn, CH 3 Run Date Hares Venue Full Moon Hash Cambridge Youth Hostel Steve Mr X Beeching, FUK FM H 3 97 Tenison Road, Cambridge, UK Karl My Li l Spem ead Bothick, FUK FM H 3 Alan Smartarse Drew, FUK FM H 3 339

343 Danish Nash Hash Run Date Hares Venue 2a Nash Hash Run, Short Cambridge Youth Hostel Mike Slaphead Powell, Cambridge H 3 Henrik Bone Us Kankelborg, ÅH 3 97 Tenison Road, Cambridge, UK Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen, CH 3 Doug Jetstream Whittle, Cambridge H 3 Robin Earl of Pampisford Fordham, Cambridge H 3 2b Nash Hash Run, Medium Cambridge Youth Hostel Mike Slaphead Powell, Cambridge H 3 97 Tenison Road, Cambridge, UK Henrik Bone Us Kankelborg, ÅH 3 Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen, CH 3 Doug Jetstream Whittle, Cambridge H 3 Robin Earl of Pampisford Fordham, Cambridge H 3 2c Nash Hash Run, Long Cambridge Youth Hostel Mike Slaphead Powell, Cambridge H 3 97 Tenison Road, Cambridge, UK Henrik Bone Us Kankelborg, ÅH 3 Jens Loping Scrotum Aare Olsen, CH 3 Doug Jetstream Whittle, Cambridge H 3 Robin Earl of Pampisford Fordham, Cambridge H Hangover Hash Cambridge Youth Hostel Helle Ball Breaker Hansen, ONH 3 97 Tenison Road, Cambridge, UK Anne Joint Venture Olsen, CH 3 340

344 Danish Nash Hash 3 rd Danish Nash Hash Hosted by Odense Nyborg H participants. Woven badge Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Witch Doctor Boomerang Sonja Had Hatter Nielsen The Nash Hash Mismanagement Run Date Hares Venue Red Dress Run Vejle Gorgeous Lilly Boomerang Sonja Had Hatter Nielsen Pub Crawl Middelfart Goofy Sonja Had Hatter Nielsen 3a Ball Breaker Run Aarup Bambi Witch Doctor 3b Medium Run Aarup Gorgeous Lilly Ayatollah Obelix 3c Stay in the Bar Run Aarup Bob Stand Up, Bob Stoltz Hangover Run Aarup Henrik Mind Your Nuts Nedergaard, CH 3 341

345 Danish Nash Hash Official old-fashioned bathing suit and cap. 342

346 Hashing in Denmark Part 7 The Danish Hash Chapters The Viking Wanker s Founded Grand Master Members Average pack 30 Copenhagen Hash House Harriers March 15, 1980 by Kaj Der Tulip Eater Petersen, Kowloon H 3 Poul Erik Dam, Seoul H 3 Steffen Highjump Harpøth, Taipei H 3 Bob Pathfinder McMakin, Houston H 3 Helene Miss Money Penny Dunbar, [email protected] 40 active and 40 occationaly runners Total no of runs 2000 at March 15, 2014 Time Summer Monday at Winter Saturday at Homepage Founded Not active anymore by Jim Big Jim Carr Esbjerg Hash House Harriers Founded 1985, approximately. By? Total no of runs? Celebrated run no 100 November 11 th 1987 Not active anymore. Næstved Mixed Hash House Harriers 343

347 Hashing in Denmark The Missing Link Hash Founded Motto Grand Master Total no of runs 544 Aalborg Hash House Harriers April 25, 1988 by Morten Blasphemous Pedersen from New York H 3 Currendum Bibendumque Corpore Sano Est Carsten Blowjob Iversen Last run October 21, 2000 Not active anymore. Founded Grand Master Aarhus Hash House Harriers May 6, 1989 by Jesper Sucker Andersen from Aalborg H 3 Asbjørn Apple Jack Vernang, [email protected] Total no of runs 1456 per December 31, 2013 Time Summer Tuesday at Winter Saturday at Homepage Founded Total no of runs? Last run September 30, 1994 Not active anymore. May 23, 1990 by Dave Maid Marion Parks Marcus Rainbow Karakashian from Seletar H 3 West Zealand Hash House Harriers Founded June 21, 1990 by Philip AFU II Wanless Nyborg Hash House Harriers First logo Logo from run no

348 Hashing in Denmark Odense-Nyborg Hash House Harriers The Running Person s Drinking Club or The Drinking Person s Running Club Renaming of Nyborg Hash House Harriers January 13, 1993 Grand Master Troubadurix Total no of runs 1203 per December 31, 2013 Time Wednesday at Homepage The Berserk Hash Aarhus Full Moon Howling Hash House Harriers Founded June 27, 1991 by Torben Mamas Boy Christensen from Aarhus H 3 Torsten Harakiri Hagemann from Aarhus H 3 Total no of runs 116 per January 9, 2001 Time Every full moon evenings at Contact? Homepage Founded Grand Master July 1992 by Bo Tall Dwarf Poulsen from Surabaya H 3 Bo Tall Dwarf Poulsen Total no of runs 12 per April 30, 1998 Time Special occasions Contact Bo Tall Dwarf Poulsen, (+45) Herredsvej 2, Gislum 9600 Aars Active? Gislum Hash House Harriers Founded Not active anymore. February 7, 1993 by Harry Jelly Belly Webb Malcolm McDonald Esbjerg Hash House Harriers Come run with us in limbo Aalborg Twilight Zone Hash House Harriers Founded March 23, 1993 by Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen from Aalborg H 3 Carsten HIV Erhorn from Aalborg H 3 Kim Wanker Toft from Aalborg H 3 Total no of runs 7 per April 30, 1998 Time Not active anymore. Twice a year when changing from winter time to Summer time and 6 month later back again. 345

349 Hashing in Denmark The Bar Crawlers in Aalborg Looks Lousy n Stinks Hash House Harriers (The B.A.L.L.S. Hash) Founded November 10, 1993 by Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen from Aalborg H 3 Henrik Homesick Helligsø from Aalborg H 3 Ole Candy-Swings Wibe from Aalborg H 3 Total no of runs 14 per April 30, 1998 Not active anymore. The Learned Hash Founded Total no of runs 75 Last run May 1, 1998 Not active anymore. September 30, 1994 by Carl Sodbuster Bondorff from Copenhagen H 3 Palle Biggles Zych from Copenhagen H 3 Lyngby Hash House Harriers Founded Lyngby New Moon Hash House Harriers April 29, 1995 by Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen from Lyngby H 3 Kenneth Compass Needle Petersen from Lyngby H 3 Total no of runs Included in Lyngby H 3 Not active anymore 346

350 Hashing in Denmark Founded Joint Grand Masters Average pack 10 Total no of runs Copenhagen Howlin Hash House Harriers October 8, 1995 by Morten Pretty Boy Bromose from Copenhagen H 3 Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen 227 per December 31, 2013 with an average of 4 drink stops Time Fridays next to full moon evenings at Homepage [email protected] or [email protected] HARD ON Hash Founded Re-erected Y2K Junta Hafniae Annual Red Dress Or Nightgown Hash December 1997 by Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen from Copenhagen H 3 Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen from Copenhagen H 3 Per Sea-Xplanation Manstrup Kristensen Eyðbjørn Codpiece Augustinussen Total no of runs 11 per December 31, 2013 Time Homepage Special occasions [email protected] or [email protected] Founded Motto Grand Master July 20, 1998 by Niels-Erik Nielsen from Singapore H 3 Henning Meyer Louis Kjærgaard Lars Jørgensen Hasse Hjartved To Be or Two Beer that s the Question! Niels-Erik Nielsen, [email protected] Total no of runs 827 per December 31, 2013 Time Monday Homepage Hash House Harriers North Sealand Founded Grand Master May 17, 1997 by Ole Mak Anders Malmgren Terry van Kalken Anders Malmgren Time Now and then Active? Hirschholm Hash House Harriers 347

351 Hashing in Denmark 2 nd Skydiving Hash House Harriers in the World Founded Grand Master Average pack July 22, 2002 by Michael Ib von Täinen Harly from Copenhagen H 3 Michael Ib von Täinen Harly Total no of runs 8 per December 31, 2013 Time Homepage Not active anymore Special occasions [email protected] Harrietes.dk Founded July 9, 2005 at the CH3 25 Years Silver Jubilee Weekend by Anne Joint Venture Olsen CH 3 Sonja Mad Hatter Nielsen ONH 3 Helle Ball Breaker Hansen ÅH 3 First run April 28, 2007 The Committee Helle Ball Breaker Hansen ÅH 3 for next event Total no of runs 20 per December 31, 2013 Time Homepage Occasionally Danish Nash Hash Founded August 8, 2008 by First run August 8, 2008 No of events 3 per December 31, 2013 Time Occasionally 348

352 International Hashing Part 8 International Hashing The History of Hash House Harriers as Recorded by the Mother Hash The Hash House The Original Hash House (Kuala Lumpur) circa 1938 The Hash House was the mildly derogative nickname given (for its unimaginative, monotonous food) to the Selangor Club Chambers, by the British Civil Servants and businessman who lived and dined there. Originally, the ground floor housed the main Selangor Club dining room, and between the two World Wars it became a social centre of the times, used regularly for lunchtime meals by the members who worked in the immediate vicinity. Situated close to and behind the present Selangor Club, it s function changed after independence and it became a key office for the local Water Board, as it was the place where all Kuala Lumpur (K.L.) residents came to pay their water bills. Sadly, it gave way to the relentless march of time around 1964, being bulldozed to the ground under the northbound lane Jalan Kuching. The buildings housing the original stables and servants quarters are still in existence. Ancient Harriers The idea of Harriers chasing paper was not new to Malaya in 1938, as there had been such clubs before in Kuala Lumpur and Johore Bahru, and there were clubs in existence in Malacca and Ipoh (the Kinta Harriers) at the time. Horse Thomson (one of the KLH 3 founding fathers) recalled being invited on a run, shortly after his arrival in Johore Bahru in 1932, which chased a paper trail and followed basic Hash rules every week but was so magically organised that it had no name. The club flourished in the early 1930 s but is believed to have died out around The other branch of our ancestry comes from Malacca, where A. S. G Gispert was posted in 1937 and joined a club called the Springgit Harriers, who also operated weekly under Hash rules and are believed to have been formed in Some months later, Torch Bennett visited him and came as a guest on a few runs. A. S. G. Gispert Hash House Harriers By 1938, Thomson, Lee, Bennett and Gispert had all moved to K.L. and founded their own club, following the rules they had learnt elsewhere. It was G Gispert who was apparently the moving spirit behind the club, though he never acted as On-Sec or a Joint Master. There were probably only about a dozen members of the original HHH, including: A. S. G. Gispert, Cecil Lee, Horse Thomson, Torch Bennett, Morris Edgar, Eric Galvin H.M. Doig, John Barrett and M.C. Hay. They were soon joined by a few others, including: Frank Woodward, Philip Wickens, Lew Davidson and E.A. Ross. It is not clear that the club actually had a name at the very beginning, but Gispert is credited with proposing the Hash House Harriers when the Registrar of Societies required the gathering to be legally registered. Torch Bennett technically missed being a founder member, because he was then on leave, but on his return he introduced the first necessary organisation a bank account, a balance sheet and some system. More importantly, he seems, with Philip Wickens who joined later in 1939, to have helped to keep things going immediately after the war. 349

353 International Hashing Sadly, Gispert had only a short time with his extraordinary creation, being killed in the fighting on Singapore Island on February 11 th, 1942, whilst serving with the Argylls. Of the original founding fathers of the HHH, Cecil Lee and Horse Thompson are still alive, though sadly no longer hashing. [Editor s note: Torch died soon after this was prepared in 1992]. The founding members were all British, although Gispert s origins were Spanish, his parents having migrated to London some time before he was born. Extraordinarily both he and Bennett were accountants, as were Paul Barnard and Jack Bridewell who made a significant contribution to our activities of later years. Some Hash psychiatrist should investigate whether this type of work leads to extreme forms of escapism. The HHH duly celebrated its 100 th run on 15 August 1941, but only 17 runs later were forced into temporary hibernation by the arrival of the Japanese. Post-war Rebirth Post World War II, it was nearly 12 months before the survivors reassembled. Torch Bennett put in a claim for the lost hash mugs, a tin bath and two old bags, on the fund set up with the proceeds from confiscated Japanese property and run no 1 was a trot around the racecourse in August Subsequent to the 1000 th post war run the celebrations surround it were considered to be such a success that the 117 official pre-war runs were added to the total as we could celebrate the 2000 th run as soon as possible. With the advent of the Emergency in 1948, the Hash was automatically in bad official odour, as their activities were generally illegal in terms of the curfew imposed on most of the areas surround Kuala Lumpur and in the years , they maintained a precarious existence at best. The turn round came with the famous bandit incident at Cheras. This has been widely misreported, but what actually happened was that below where the Lady Templer Hospital is now, in an area that was then rubber and secondary jungle, the Hares on a darkening and rainy evening came across some men wrapped in ground sheets sleeping on the ground. They turned back to alert the pack and speed on to the Cheras police station, alerting the army, who laid ambushes on tracks leading out of the area and first thing the following morning bagged three bandits trying to break out. One of them was found to have a substantial price on his head and the bounty was sufficient to buy both the hares a new car, though the hounds were apparently of the opinion that it should have been shared amongst them all1! Other colourful incidents related by Cecil Lee, include how Torch Bennett once nearly drowned in quicksand, and how on one memorable occasion the erstwhile unauthentic G was actually leading the pack: sadly his moment of glory was short lived as the paper trail turned to be false. Swimming would seem to have been an unofficial prerequisite for all Hashmen too, for Cecil remembers having had to swim across a mining pool in order to get home after being lost on one occasion, and on another it is reported that several Hashmen ran in to a stream where bathed some unsuspecting Malay maidens. The girls screamed; their menfolk came hurtling to the rescue with unsheathed parangs flashing, and the errant Hashmen broke land speed records in their eagerness to clear the scene. The Hash Spreads Out The second Hash Chapter was founded in Singapore in 1962, followed by Brunei, Kuching and Sandakan in 1963, Jesselton (Kota Kinabalu), Sibu and Miri in 1964, Ipoh and Penang in 1965, making a total of ten chapters who celebrated the 1,000 th post-war Hash run in K.L., on 12 March Sydney was the first chapter created outside Malaysia and Singapore, in 1967, and the worldwide expansion had started, but even by the time of K.L. s 1,500 th run, in 1974, the total was only 35, so the subsequent explosion has been spectacular indeed. The 1996 Harrier International Hash Directory will probably total around 1,600 clubs in over 150 countries and all continents (including Antarctica), where the hash format has to be adapted to environments very different from the neat rows of Malaysian rubber trees amongst which it was conceived. The Kabul HHH understandably foundered, but what can it be like to hash in the deserts of Sinai, the streets of Beijing, the mountains around Addis Ababa or the icy winds of the Falkland Islands? Source: From the homepage of KL Hash House Harriers. Written in 1992 and updated in 1996 by Mike Lyons (On-Sec, Mother Hash), from copious research material provided by John Duncan. InterHash International Hashing The first attempts at an InterHash get-together were the K.L. 1,000 th post-war run in 1966, and the spectacular 1,500 th run in 1974, when attendance was something over 300. The first genuine INTERHASH, in 1978 in Hong Kong broke new ground, with an attendance of around 800. The host for the next InterHash event is selected by vote of all attending Hashers at an InterHash. Before 2004, voting was done only by club GMs (Grand Masters/Mistresses) attending InterHash at a GM s meeting. The GM s meeting has also been discontinued. 350

354 International Hashing Selected International Events in Europe Indicates that Copenhashers has attended the event. UK Nash Hash st, Surrey nd, Cambridge rd,wessex th, Royal Berkshire th, Edinburgh 1 st, nd, th, Leeds, Yorkshire German Nash Hash th, Berlin June th, Cheltenham and Cotswold th, Bonn July 1-3 InterScandi Hash 3 rd, 1 st, Oslo, Norway September th, 2 nd, Copenhagen, Denmark June th, North Hants 7 th, 3 rd, Stockholm, Sweden August th, th, Bicton Agricultral College, by Teign Valley H 3 August th, Laubach, by Frankfurt H 3 July th, Dounans Centre, Aberfoyle, by Glasgow H 3 August th, 4 th, Århus, Denmark 11 th, 5 th, Århus, Denmark July 30 August 1 EuroHash 1 st, Paris, France by Paris H 3 March 1-3 Att: nd, Madrid, Spain by Madrid H 3 May Att: rd, Mannheim, Germany by Ramstein H 3 July Att: 97 4 th, Hvar, Croatia, by Zagreb H 3 September 29 October 1 Att: 42 5 th, Brussels, Belgium by Brussels Manneken Piss H 3 July Att: th, Cappadocia, Turkey by Ankara H 3 September Dutch Nash Hash 1 st,? May th, Amsterdam August th, 3 rd, th, Worthy Winchester 13 th, Limbjerggård, Ry, Denmark, by Flensburg H 3, Århus H 3, Århus Full Moon Howling H 3 August 31 September th, Prague May th, Severn Valley 15 th, Hamburg June th, Riepenburg, by Hannover H 3 May th, Helsinki, Finland 7 th, Interdick, Tallinn, Estonia July th, Kriftel, Germany, by Frankfurt H 3 August Att: th, Ry, Denmark, by Århus H 3 August Att: th, Bakkum July th, Amsterdam June Belgian Nash Hash 1 st, Brussels March nd, Brussels March th, Tournai July th, Namur June th, Leuven March Danish Nash Hash 351

355 International Hashing Indicates that Copenhashers has attended the event. UK Nash Hash German Nash Hash th, Norfolk 17 th, Frankfurt April 29 May th, Hilden, by by Combined Rhine Area Packs Hash House Harriers June 9-11 Att th, Towcester Northants, by Milton Keynes H 3 August th, Koblenz, by Frankfurt H 3 July th, Berlin June th, Perth Racecourse, by Edinburgh H 3 August Att. ~ st, Obernkirchen, by Hannover H 3 June nd, Friedrichshafen, Bodensee, by Schaffhausen H 3 September th, Christchurch, Bournemouth Sports Club, Wessex August rd, Trier by Sembach H 3 August th, Stuttgart by Stuttgart H 3 August th, Hardy s 25 th, Bad Tolz by Munic H 3 July 4-7 InterScandi Hash 8 th, Stockholm, Sweden July th, Glasgow, Scotland June th, Harstad, Norway 11 th, Dublin, Eireland June th, Sandkaas, Bornholm, Denmark by Copenhagen H 3 May 3-5, EuroHash 9 th, Heemskerk, The Netherlands, by Frankfurt H 3 August th, Kingston Upon Thames, England by London H 3 July Att: th, Antalya, Turkey by several Turkish Hashes August Att: th, Baarlo, The Netherlands by several NL Hashes May Att: th, Helsinki, Tallin, Stockholm by Helsinki H 3, Tallin H 3 and Stockholm H 3 August 16-18, Att: 550 Dutch Nash Hash Duinrell, Wassenaar May Vakantiepark Vlugtenburg By Hague H 3 May 1-3 Koos Vorrinkhuis, Lage Vuursche April 30 May 2 Belgian Ardennen June 29 July 1 Eerbeek, by Hague H 3 June 7-9 Belgian Nash Hash 8 th, Oostduinkerke 9 th, Mechelen March 31 April 2 10 th, Ronse/Renaix April th, Mons May 30 June 1 12 th, Bouillion, Ardennes April th, Westerlo April th, Malmedy May th, Voeren April th, Bokrijk by Brussels Manneke Piss H 3 April Danish Nash Hash 1 st, Avnstrup, Denmark August 8-10 Att nd, Cambridge, UK, by Cambridge H 3 August 7-9 Att rd Aarup, Denmark by Odense Nyborg H 3 September 7-9 Att

356 International Hashing Indicates that Copenhashers has attended the event. Selected International Events Outside Europe InterHash InterGulf InterAmericas InterAfrica Pan Asia Indochina Mekong st, Hong Kong April Att: st, Qatar nd, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia April 4-6 Att: rd, Jakarta, Indonesia October 28 Att: th, Sydney, Australia April Att: nd, Qatar 1 st, San Jose, Costa Rica February nd, Atlanta, Georgia August 27 September th, Pattaya, Thailand March Att: rd, Qatar rd, Philadelphia, Pensylvania September th, Bali, Indonesia July 1-4 Att: th, San Diego, California th, Manila, Philippines March Att: th, Waukesha, Wisconsin th, Phuket, Thailand July 3-5 Att: th, Calgary, Alberta, Canada th, Rotorua, New Zealand February Att: st, Addis Ababa, Ethiopia Singapore Pataling Jaya Bandung Singapore th, Qatar 7 th, Orlando, Florida 2 nd, Machakos, Kenya Kuching th, Limassol, Cyprus June 7-9 Att: th, Bahrain th, Al Ain 8 th, Port-o-Spain, Trinidad and Tobago Att th, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia October 2-4 Att: th, Saudi (in Bahrain) April th, Muscat 9 th, Pittsburgh, Pensylvania September th, Hobart, Tasmania, Australia February Att: rd, Bahari Beach, Dar es Salaam, Tanzania 4 th, Vic Falls, Zimbabwe June 5-6 Jakarta India 1 st, Saigon, Vietnam 2 nd, Vientiane, Laos 9 th, Abu Dhabi 3 rd, Phnom Phen, Cambodja November th, Qatar 10 th, Austin, Texas September th, Durban, South Africa Perth 4 th, Hanoi, Vietnam November 9-11

357 International Hashing Indicates that Copenhashers has attended the event. InterHash InterGulf InterAmericas InterAfrica Pan Asia Indochina Mekong th,goa, India September Att: th, Dubai, by Dubai Moonshine H 3 February th, Cardiff, Wales July Att:? 12 th, Muscat, Oman, by Jebel H³ & Full Moon Hash in Muscat November th, Abu Dhabi, U.A.E November th, Chiang Mai, Thailand October Att: th, Saiq Plateau, Jebel Akhdar, Oman March th, Perth, Western Australia March Att: th, San Jose, Costa Rica May Toronto, Ontario, Canada September 2-5 Puerto Vallarta, Mexico August 31 September 3 Att. ~ Winter Park, Colorado September th, Kuching, Sarawak, Borneo July Savannah, Georgia October th Borobudur, Indonesia May th, Diani Beach, Mombasa, Kenya 1-4 May 7 th, Cape Town, South Africa 8 th, Maputo, Mozambique March th, Kampala, Uganda May th, Addis Ababa, Ethiopia 9 th, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia October th, Kuching, Malaysia 5 th, Chiang Mai, Thailand 6 th, Yangon, Burma November th, Angkor Wat, Cambodja October th, Vientiane, Laos October th, Medan, Indonesia 9 th, Dalat, Vietnam, by Saigon H 3 October th, Angeles City, Philippines March 6 13 th, Bandung, Indonesia November th, Sukhothai, Thailand October th, Yangon, Burma October 30 November 1 12 th, Phnom Pehn, Cambodia October th, Luang Prabang, Laos October th, Hanoi, Vietnam October th, Accra, Ghana 14 th, Pattaya, Thailand 15 th, Kunming, Yunnan, China November

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