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JOKE BOOKS & FUNNY STORIES Enhanced Digital Books from myon Silly Classroom Jokes (PreK Gr 2) - Get ready for chuckles, snorts, and guffaws! Perfect for telling and retelling, each joke is chosen just for the emergent reader. Funny, real photos add to the hilarity and set these titles apart. More Funny Knock-Knock Jokes (PreK Gr 2) - Get ready for chuckles, snorts, and guffaws! Perfect for telling and retelling, each joke is chosen just for the emergent reader. Funny, real photos add to the hilarity and set these titles apart. Beastly Laughs: A Book of Monster Jokes (Gr 1 3) - A book of jokes featuring monsters, like "Why was the Abominable Snowman so popular? Because he was cool."

Chalkboard Chuckles: A Book of Classroom Jokes (Gr 1-3) - A book of jokes featuring the classroom, including "Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright." Creepy Crawlers: A Book of Bug Jokes (Gr 1-3) - A book of jokes about bugs, including "What is a mosquito's favorite sport? Skin-diving." Roaring with Laughter: A Book of Animal Jokes (Gr 1-3) - A book of animal jokes, like "What goes 'zzub zzub'? A bee flying backwards."

Family Follies: A Book of Family Jokes (Gr 1-3) - Where did the ghost's baby brother go during the day? TO DAY SCARE! These funny family jokes will have you saying, "Uncle!" Giggle Bubbles: A Book of Underwater Jokes (Gr 1-3) - Includes a number of jokes about marine life. Laughing Letters and Nutty Numerals: A Book of Jokes About ABCs and 123s (Gr 1-3) - Why is the letter A like a flower? BECAUSE A B COMES AFTER IT! You can count on these jokes about letters and numbers to make you giggle.

Mind Knots: A Book of Riddles (Gr 1-3) - Includes a number of jokes and riddles. Spooky Sillies: A Book of Ghost Jokes (Gr 1-3) - A book of ghost jokes, like "Why don't ghosts ever tell lies? Because you can see right through them." What's in a Name?: A Book of Name Jokes (Gr 1-3) - What do you call a man who takes other people's things? ROB! See if your name makes the list of nuttiest name jokes.

Silly Sports: A Book of Sports Jokes (Gr 1-3) - What did the basketball player wear to her school dance? A HOOP SKIRT! These silly sports jokes are sure to be a hit. Eek and Ack vs the Wolfman (Gr 2-5) - Funny graphic novels for young readers. (Stone Arch Books) T. Rex vs Robo-Dog 3000 (Gr 2-5) - Funny graphic novels for young readers. (Stone Arch Books)

Secret of the Summer School Zombies (Gr 2-5) - Funny graphic novels for young readers. (Stone Arch Books) Wind Power Whiz Kid: A Buzz Beaker Brainstorm (Gr 2-5) - Funny graphic novels for young readers. (Stone Arch Books) The Attractive Truth about Magnetism (Gr 3-6) - A bat walked into a magnetic field and stuck. Get it? If you don t get this joke, you need this book! It ll teach you everything you need to know about what makes magnets work. The answers will attract your curiosity.

The Gripping Truth about Forces and Motion (Gr 3-6) - What did one skydiver say to the other? May the force be with you! Get it? If you don t get this joke, you need this book! It ll teach you everything you need to know about what makes the world stop and go. The answers will prove the gravity of the situation. The Shocking Truth about Electricity (Gr 3-6) - What do you call a power failure? A current event! Get it? If you don t get this joke, you need this book! It ll teach you everything you need to know about the power that powers your world. The answers might shock you! The Solid Truth about Matter (Gr 3-6) - What s the matter? Everything s the matter!! Get it? If you don t get this joke, you need this book! It ll teach you everything you need to know about what makes up your body, the world, and the universe. The answers will matter to you!