Missing Missy. I was up all night in tears
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1 Missing Missy I was up all night in tears I am not a big fan of cats. I do not hate them; I just have no interest in them whatsoever. If I visit your house, I do not want to pat your cat, sit on the couch where it has been, or have you make me a sandwich after patting it. I didn t want that sandwich, anyway. The Maxwell House coffee was bad enough, and when you smelled the milk to see if it was still OK, despite being a week past its use-by date, I saw your nose touch the carton. I actually rescued a cat once. I was walking across a bridge, over a river that was flooding, when I heard mewing and saw a frantic cat being pulled along. I picked up a fairly hefty branch and threw it over the rail to where the cat was. I did not see it after that, but I am pretty sure it would have climbed on and ridden the branch to safety. Date: Monday 21 June :15 a.m. Subject: Poster Hi. I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon. This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number. Thanks Shan. Excerpted from The Internet is a Playground: Irreverent Correspondences of an Evil Online Genius, copyright 2011 David Thorne to be published by Tarcher/Penguin in April.
2 Date: Monday 21 June :26 a.m. Subject: Re: Poster Dear Shannon, That is shocking news. Luckily I was sitting down when I read your and not half way up a ladder or tree. How are you holding up? I am surprised you managed to attend work at all, what with thinking about Missy out there, cold, frightened, and alone... possibly lying on the side of the road, her back legs squashed by a vehicle, calling out, Shannon, where are you? Although I have two clients expecting completed work this afternoon, I will, of course, drop everything and do whatever it takes to facilitate the speedy return of Missy. Regards, David THE INTERNET IS A PLAYGROUND 117
3 Date: Monday 21 June :37 a.m. Subject: Re: Re: Poster yeah ok thanks. I know you dont like cats but I am really worried about mine. I have to leave at 1pm today. From: David Thorne Date: Monday 21 June :17 a.m. Subject: Re: Re: Re: Poster Dear Shannon, I never said I don t like cats. Once, having been invited to a party, I went clothes shopping beforehand and bought a pair of expensive G-Star boots. They were two sizes too small, but I wanted them so badly I figured I could just wear them without socks and cut my toenails very short. As the party was only a few blocks from my place, I decided to walk. After the first block, I lost all feeling in my feet. Arriving at the party, I stumbled into a guy named Steven, spilling Malibu & Coke onto his white Wham Choose Life T-shirt, and he punched me. An hour or so after the incident, Steven sat down in a chair already occupied by a cat. The surprised cat clawed and snarled, causing Steven to leap out of the chair, slip on a rug, and strike his forehead onto the corner of a speaker, resulting in a two-inch open gash. In its shock, the cat also defecated, leaving Steven with a wet brown stain down the back of his beige cargo pants. I liked that cat. Attached poster as requested. Regards, David 118 DAVID THORNE
4 Date: Monday 21 June :24 a.m. Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster yeah thats not what I was looking for at all. it looks like a movie and how come the photo of Missy is so small? THE INTERNET IS A PLAYGROUND 119
5 Date: Monday 21 June :28 a.m. Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster Dear Shannon, It s a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space. Regards, David Date: Monday 21 June :33 a.m. Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster Thats just stupid. Can you do it properly please? I am extremely emotional over this and was up all night in tears. you seem to think it is funny. Can you make the photo bigger and fix the text please. From: David Thorne Date: Monday 21 June :46 a.m. Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster Dear Shannon, Having worked with designers for a few years now, I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism. I don t come downstairs and tell you how to send text messages, log onto Facebook, and look out of the window. I am willing to overlook this faux pas as you are no doubt preoccupied with thoughts of Missy attempting to make her way home 120 DAVID THORNE
6 across busy intersections or being trapped in a drain as it slowly fills with water. I spent three days down a well once, but that was just for fun. I have amended and attached the poster as per your instructions. Regards, David Date: Monday 21 June :59 a.m. Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster This is worse than the other one. can you make it so it shows the whole photo of Missy and delete the stupid text that says missing missy off it? I just want it to say lost. THE INTERNET IS A PLAYGROUND 121
7 Date: Monday 21 June :14 a.m. Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster Date: Monday 21 June :21 a.m. Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster yeah can you do the poster or not? I just want a photo and the word lost and the telephone number and when and where she was lost and her name. Not like a movie poster or anything stupid. I have to leave early today. If it was your cat I would help you. Thanks. 122 DAVID THORNE
8 Date: Monday 21 June :32 a.m. Subject: Awww Dear Shannon, I don t have a cat. I once agreed to look after a friend s cat for a week, but after he dropped it off at my apartment and explained the concept of kitty litter, I kept the cat in a closed cardboard box in the shed and forgot about it. If I wanted to feed something and clean feces, I wouldn t have put my mother in that home after her stroke. A week later, when my friend came to collect his cat, I pretended that I was not home and mailed the box to him. Apparently, I failed to put enough stamps on the package, and he had to collect it from the post office and pay eighteen dollars. He still goes on about that sometimes, but people need to learn to let go. I have attached the amended version of your poster as per your detailed instructions. Regards, David THE INTERNET IS A PLAYGROUND 123
9 Date: Monday 21 June :47 a.m. Subject: Re: Awww Thats not my cat. where did you get that picture from? That cat is orange. I gave you a photo of my cat. 124 DAVID THORNE
10 Date: Monday 21 June :58 a.m. Subject: Re: Re: Awww I know, but that one is cute. As Missy has quite possibly met any one of several violent ends, it is possible you might get a better cat out of this. If anybody calls and says, I haven t seen your orange cat, but I did find a black-and-white one with its hind legs run over by a car. Do you want it? you can politely decline and save yourself a costly veterinarian bill. I knew someone who had a Basset hound that had its hind legs removed after an accident, and it had to walk around with one of those little buggies with wheels. If it had been my dog I would have asked for all its legs to be removed and replaced with wheels and had a remote control installed. I could charge neighborhood kids for rides and enter it in races. If I did the same with a horse, I could drive it to work. I would call it Steven. Regards, David Date: Monday 21 June :07 p.m. Subject: Re: Re: Re: Awww Please just use the photo I gave you. THE INTERNET IS A PLAYGROUND 125
11 Date: Monday 21 June :22 p.m. Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww Date: Monday 21 June :34 p.m. Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww I didnt say there was a reward. I dont have $2000 dollars. What did you even put that there for? Apart from that it is perfect can you please remove the reward bit. Thanks Shan. 126 DAVID THORNE
12 Date: Monday 21 June :42 p.m. Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww Date: Monday 21 June :51 p.m. Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww Can you just please take the reward bit off altogether? I have to leave in ten minutes and I still have to make photocopies of it. THE INTERNET IS A PLAYGROUND 127
13 Date: Monday 21 June :56 p.m. Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww Date: Monday 21 June :03 p.m. Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww Fine. That will have to do. 128 DAVID THORNE
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