Dialogue Two Cars, One Night

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1 Two Cars, One Night Transcript of the dialogue Imitates the noises of a car and mimics driving. That girl s looking at us. Having a good joke? Hey, don t look over here, your ugly face might damage my paintwork. Oi ugly. Hey girl. Oi ugly girl. Ugggggggly. Ugggggggly. Ugggggly. He puts his fingers up at her when she looks. Hey dick. I mean, hey boy. Hey. Look over here. Hey come on, man, I got something to show you. It s choice What is it? It s this. (She raises her finger.) Sucker, Sucker lucker. (She waves her middle finger at him.) Grow up you baby. (off-screen) Sucker lucker. Time passes. admires a diamond ring and herself in the mirror. An old man on a bike appears. He says You re alright? sits up straight and winds her window up. The old man mumbles something unintelligible, and cycles off. makes faces at through the window and time passes. yawns and then notices that has left his seat. He jumps up by her window. Aarrrghhhh! (mimicking a police officer) Do you know why I pulled you over miss? Probably can t even drive anywhere. As if you can, Pig! Yes. I m driving us home. Whatever. British Film Institute Page 1 of 5

2 Yes, I m allowed. Doubt it. Blah blah, cos our olds are gonna be wasted. (He turns to his brother.) Hey Ed,, Ed, I m driving us home, hey bro? Grumbles a no. Yeah, you don t know. (Mumbles to himself.) He doesn t know. (to ) So what s your handle, girl?.? That s your first name. Are you rich or something? No. So what s yours then?. laughs. Shut up, it s not funny. (pointing at ) Who s that? Juliette? No, that s my brother. Anyway, he s gay. What? (to ) Hey bro, you re one of them gays, hey? (not looking up from his book) Probably. (to ) He is a gay. He likes boys. (to ) Hey bro, who s your favourite boy? Johnny Depp? (still not looking up) Yeah. (to ) Johnny Depp s a gay, too. Bet you don t know any gays. Yes, my auntie s a gay. British Film Institute Page 2 of 5

3 No she s not. Yes. She s got a girlfriend. Bet you don t know any boy gays like me. No. You see, I do and the thing is, he s gonna be a rich man when he grows up. (to ) Hey bro! You re gonna be a lawyer hey? Yeah. You re allowed to be a gay when you re a lawyer, hey? You should be alright, hey bro? A sports car drives past, follows it with his eyes. Sweet as How old are you, then? Er 16. As if. Yes sir, yes I m 16, hey bro? He s nine. (whispering and winking) No I m 16 remember? Shut up man I m reading. He s really a gay, hey, alright. (to ) Hey bro, what are you reading? A book, hey? What is it about, bro? Crazy Horse Yeah. Crazy horses. They re alright. (to ) How old are you, then? Twelve British Film Institute Page 3 of 5

4 Twelve? Time passes again, and she stares at her ring. As she looks off-screen the camera follows her gaze and we see that has joined her in the car. He sits next to her playing with a feather. What s that? It s my ring. Gi s a look. No. You might steal it. No I won t I just want to see it. OK, but you better not nick it. Thanks man, I won t Are these diamonds or something? Yes. How come you got it? Hey you are rich Man, I wish I had one of these. What would you do with it? I don t know. Keep it. Or sell it. Nah, man, I d keep it. You wouldn t sell it? Nah. Why not? Because then I wouldn t have a diamond ring. More time passes and they sit in silence in the car. Some people leave the hotel and turns to : British Film Institute Page 4 of 5

5 Well, I guess this is it. Yeah, I guess so. She climbs into the back of her car and he gets out to walk around to her window. She hands him the ring. Don t you want it? No, you can have it. No, really, can I have it? What for? So you remember me. Awgh, a diamond ring. It s only plastic. I know. And we re not getting married. I know. A car door opens and s parents get in the front. Probably see you later. Probably. They look at each other and smile as the car drives off. British Film Institute Page 5 of 5