SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DRUGGED DWARFS

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1 SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DRUGGED DWARFS

2 SNOW WHITE LIVED WITH THE SEVEN DWARFS AS THE STORY GOES. ONE DAY THE DWARFS WERE TOLD THAT WHEN THEY SHOWED UP THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL, THEY WERE GOING TO HAVE TO SUBMIT TO MANDATORY DRUG TESTING. WELL, BEING DWARFS AND NOT DUMMIES, THEY NEVER WENT BACK TO SCHOOL. BASED ON WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT DRUG ABUSE, DO YOU WANT TO GUESS THE URINE TOXICOLOGY RESULTS? HERE IS THE PROFILE OF THOSE SEVEN GUYS..

HAVE TO SUBMIT TO MANDATORY DRUG TESTING.

3 GRUMPY: He presents as hypervigilent or mildly paranoid with mood swings. He is irritable with nystagmus and dilated pupils. His coordination is poor and he is ataxic and confused. When he uses his other drug he developed baldness, poor judgment, acne and increased breast tissue. With both drugs, there are times when Grumpy gets so violent that Snow White can t get near him. What are Grumpy s drugs of choice?

His coordination is poor and he is ataxic and confused.

4 SNEEZY: The reddened skin and traces of white powder in and around his nostrils are a giveaway. His pupils are dilated and his eyes appear more wide open. He sneezes and sniffs and has lost not only his appetite, but also his sex drive. What is Sneezy s drug of choice?

His pupils are dilated and his eyes appear more wide open.

5 SLEEPY: His eyelids are droopy and his pupils are constricted. He nods off when Snow White is trying to talk to him. He just lies around until his nose starts to run, his eyes water, and he gets goose bumps. Then it s time to score again. What is Sleepy s drug of choice?

He just lies around until his nose starts to run, his eyes water,

6 HAPPY: His eyes are irritated and bloodshot, his teeth are stained yellow, and he has a goofy smile on his face. He s clumpsy - always spilling or knocking something over. When he talks he has cotton mouth and spit collects in the corners of his mouth. He watches a lot of TV and giggles at the commercials. This dwarf buys Visine in bulk. What is Happy s drug of choice?

When he talks he has cotton mouth and spit collects in the corners of his mouth.

7 DOPEY: He has a sullen affect and is very emaciated with multiple track marks on both arms. Under his long sleeve T shirt, he has an infected abscess from injecting his drug of choice. He has scabbed sores on his face and arms and is irritable. His hygiene stinks (literally) and hi is always scratching his scalp and arms. His pupils are dilated due to the blending of the two drugs he is addicted to. What is Dopey s drug of choice?

He has scabbed sores on his face and arms and is irritable.

8 DOC: Now Doc has a PhD in biochemistry From Berkeley and often states, The 60 s were good to me. His pupils are dilated, dense looking and slow to respond to light. He rambles on about the meaning of life and sounds confused. The telltale sign is when Snow White waves her hand in front of him and he follows the movement with his eyes, obviously distracted by trails. What is Doc s drug of choice?

He rambles on about the meaning of life and sounds confused.

9 BASHFUL: He has bloodshot eyes and a red nose. With his unsteady gait he barely can walk, yet thinks he can drive. His breath gives the telltale hint to his drug of choice as he slurs, I mm jusss.a.shhhhhyy guyyy while speaking just a little too close to your face, he loses his balance. What is Bashful s of choice?

His breath gives the telltale hint to his drug of choice as he slurs, I mm

10 SNOW WHITE: works 2 jobs in order to make enough money to bail out the dwarfs. She has a hoarse voice, a slight wheeze and shortness of breath when running after the boys. Her fingernails are yellow. She gets irritable when she cannot have her drug of choice.

11 GRUMPY: Has been using PCP for several years, though when he was into sports, he cycled and stacked anabolic steroids.

12 SNEEZY: He got into snorting cocaine about six months ago. He has been using more and more and feeling it less. He wants to quit, but feels like he can t. Recently he started selling to support his own habit.

13 SLEEPY: He has been using oxycontin for about a year. He is up to 10 pills a day. He originally took the one or two orally, then switched over to crushing and snorting them. He now shoots up to three or four times a day and uses the veins in his groin and legs to avoid detection. He admits to sharing needles with other users and is afraid to test for HIV or Hep C.

He now shoots up to three or four times a day and uses the veins in his groin and legs to

14 HAPPY: He likes to smoke pot. He forgets the time and is always late. He spills his milk almost every night at dinner, which irritates Snow White to no end. His chronic cough ends up in bronchitis five or six times a year.

15 DOPEY: He likes to shoot speedballs, cocaine and heroin mixed in the same syringe. He injects as many as ten times a day and has no awareness of how he neglects his hygiene and nutrition. He is at high risk for Hepatitis C, HIV and heart disease.

16 DOC: Now Doc, he is into LSD, which he makes himself and markets on the side. He uses stamps of Prince Charming to saturate with the LSD so he can openly sell in the marketplace without detection.

17 BASHFUL: He is addicted to alcohol. He drinks wine which he hides on the end of a rope in the well. When he is drinking, his inhibitions are lowered and he feels less bashful. His drinking for the last eight years has damaged his liver and he has a bleeding ulcer from the effects of the alcohol on his stomach.

When he is drinking, his inhibitions are lowered and he feels less bashful.

18 SNOW WHITE: works 2 jobs in order to make enough money to bail out the dwarfs. She has a hoarse voice, a slight wheeze and shortness of breath when running after the boys. Her fingernails are yellow. She gets irritable when she cannot have her drug of choice.

19 SNOW WHITE: smokes 2ppd of cigarettes and is considering changing to Bravos after hearing a radio ad.

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