1 NANOWAR Who has pissed in your umbrella, And stole the shoes to Cinderella? Who has framed Roger Rabbit, And who married Lory Bobbit? Is it Hammerfall? No! Is it Stratovarius? No? Michail Gorbaciov? No! No no no no no! Taller than Mario Bros Using the pink side of the force Like Dork Vader on Star Wars D-Jedis of universe Who made Ozzy get so fat, Cooking his hamburger with a bat? Who suggested Manowar, The title of their album Gods Of War? Is it Gamma Ray? No! Is it Dragonforce? No! Is it Lunapop? No! No no no no no! Taller than Mario Bros Kickin' ass to all the world! Lickin' ass to all the whores! Pimps of the Universe Who looks under a nun's skirt, Finding things not of this earth? Who has told the japanese: When make photo you say cheese? Is it Helloween? Is it Sacred Steel? Is it Ryanair? No! No no no no no! Uglier than Michael J. Fox Using the pink side of the force Like Dork Vader on Star Wars D-Jedis of universe STORMLORD OF POWER He comes with the bus, from uncle Griefus Goes back with the bike, he stole it from Mike A master of chess, a thunderous ass Time has come for the Stormlord to come Stormlord of Power! Power! Stormlord of Power, Power, Power! Stormlord of Power, Stormlord of Might, Stormlord of Power, kill and fight! Stormlord of Hegel, Stormlord of Kant, Stormlord of Study, he's not ignorant! When Death SS call, he scrabbles his balls He drenches Nesquick in the milk of the dick He comes from the park, to bring you the dark Time has come for the Stormlord to come Stormlord of Power! Power! Stormlord of Power, Power, Power! Stormlord of Power, Stormlord of Might, Stormlord of Power, kill and fight! Stormlord of Hegel, Stormlord of Kant, Stormlord of Study, he's not ignorant! BLOOD OF THE QUEENS We ride the tricycles of true metal of steel While other bands play, we eat happy meal In the forest of minerals... The poseurs we kill! Our metal's so strong, 'cos our dick is so long Our dinner's so long, 'cos our ham is so strong You think it's my chastity belt... But they're my true metal underpants! Our legions in Curno, Marino and Tivoli Terme Our sisters in Pieve, Venetico and Bar Novo Basaldella, Fiumicino, back to the glory of Busto Arsizio! Born from the thunder, black steel wind and fire Stormlords of power, we study Schopenhauer For the metal we stand... But also for Chopin! Save the village, fight the dragon, Ride the big Station Wagon Mighty warrior, come with me Sail across the red sea!! For the Power, for the Glory, For the movie "Toy Story" For the "Hell On Stage Live" And Eiffel 65! Fight! Fight! Fight! Looca Toorilli, Odino and Valhalla, Unite in the shower of Metal Lallalla And join the gay dragon's party... With Lucio Dalla! Our metal is true, and true metal wins Leads us to fly on absorbent wings:
2 166 tampax are drowned in the blood of the queens Fight the tremors with the Baygon, Like the great Kevin Bacon, Mighty warrior, come with me Sail across the red sea!! For the power, for the glory, For the movie "Toy Story" For the "Hell On Stage Live" And Eiffel 65! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight, fight, fight! For the glory! Fight! For the blood of the queens! ODINO & VALHALLA Odino the herd, dressed in silk Talked to the cows, drinking their milk: Don't let the farmer know how good is, the pear with the cheese! Odino the sommelier, tasting his wine Gave these nice pearls, right to a swine: You cannot have the bottle full, and your wife drunk! How wise is Odino! Wise is Odino! Narrow the leaf, large is the way! Follow the Gods and do what they say La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Odino & Valhalla-la-la-la! Odino the thunder, shaking his fist Gave his opinion to the metereologist: Red sky in the evening, we hope for good weather! Odino the pirate, who stands all alone Said this to none, 'coz the sailors were gone! Who finds a friend, finds a treasure! How wise is Odino! Wise is Odino! Narrow the leaf, large is the way! Follow the Gods and do what they say La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Odino & Valhalla-la-la-la! To other Gods, no veneration When Odino's at the consolle Let's shake our asses, in the danceroom DJ Odino rules da world DJ! Odino! Lead us to the Wall! Everybody dancing, at the gates of Valhalla! SURPRISE LOVE Surprise love, the first day that I found you I knew you had something more than other girls Surprise love, there s a hole inside of me And you filled it up with such a special gift Surprise love, there s a strong feeling between us I can sense it pushing hard through my body Surprise love, I still feel your warm embrace If I turn around and leave you right behind me You know that love is a big deal And leaves inside wounds that you can t heal And nevermind those black hairs on her breast. Surprise love, everyday you let me see A side of you I ve never seen before Surprise love, everytime you come to me You enter in my home from the backdoor Surprise love, I m the king and you re my queen But the scepter s in your hand and not in mine Surprise load, is what I found between your legs A bald chicken, a black nest, with two big eggs... You know that love is a big deal And leaves inside wounds that you can t heal And nevermind those black hairs on her breast And nevermind the chicken in his nest Intermezzo: A missile s gonna strike you A torpedo s comin near to sink you down An arrow embedded in your heart And a big flesh rod implanted in your ass... So don t be afraid!
3 Surprise load, is what I found between your legs A bald chicken, a black nest, with two big eggs... L'amor suo è sbocciato, si da alla zoofilia! You know a car needs gasoline And in the same way love needs vaseline And nevermind those black hairs on her breast And nevermind the chicken in his nest LAMENTO EROTICO Langue in me, l'audace desio Di soggiacer nelle regali stanze Per donar, colà l'augello mio A colei che fa vivaci danze Le movenze sue, seppur sì caste Svegliaron in me l'antico ardore Che in lunghe notti pederaste Celai dentro di me con gran dolore Non vuol piu esser pederasta, e così sia! Giovani rampolli mai mancarono Per estati e inverni, giorni e notti Il talamo mio ei visitarono Per gioir di flompini e sdrufolotti Tal imprese oramai son di passati E li guardo ancor con gran disdegno Troppi in me si son avventurati Lo retro mio è carne mica legno! LOOK AT TWO REELS Sit down all you little children Listen well to me I ll tell of Blind Guardian Dragonforce and Rhapsody To listen to their songs You need to know a lot of things And read at least seventy times The Lord Of The Rings This maybe sounds too long For you child to be done But don t be afraid my little children Go and take your helm No, this won t sound too long Pay attention now my son Cos Nanowar will drive you across The whole enchanted realm Let s talk about the elf He lives inside the green of Luca Tour Hill Luca Tour Hill He mows the enchanted lawn Drying his hair with the phon Singing al day long His homosexual elvish song: I m going to stick my dick Between Looca Tour Illy s cheeks Gli amanti l'han consumato, ma ha preso un'altra via Guardo la mia amata e le sorrido Porgendo la mia man da cavaliere Con un gemito risponde, forse un grido E la lecca, con sommo mio piacere La distendo sul mio letto, l'accarezzo Contropelo, senza fretta Slaccio il collar suo, un gran bel pezzo Che gioia far l'amor con la cagnetta! He stuck inside his bed To do what can t be told But we can sing togheter The homosexual elvish call HAIL! Elf! Elf! Elf! And what about the Dwarf He dwells inside the bath of Lou-Ka Tu-Ril, Lou-Ka Tu-Ril! He cuts the enchanted wood And the dick of Robin Hood Singing very rude In a bald and dwarvish mood:
4 I'm going to smash my mace Into Luka Turillee's face He went behind his back And pointed at his neck What happened you may guess It's time to sing our song at last HAIL! Dwarf! Dwarf! Dwarf! It's time to call the Orc He lives inside the sock Of Luca Tureell, Luca Tureell A mage with a great spell Tried to stop his haunting smell No Orc, as you would tell It's Tour-hill who's dirt like hell I'm going to use my bats To squash Looma Tupilli's guts He waited in his room For Numa Pompili's doom He'll wish not to be born At the sound of Orcish Horn!! HAIL! Orc! Orc! Orc! KARKAGNOR Out in the forest, on the grass I lay Reading a volume I bought on ebay The pages are dusty, yellow and old Mystical secrets I'm starting to unfold Warmth, wisdom, gaudium and bliss A trickle of glory springs like the dog piss Shower of gold, non sparkling beverage The low rate of carbohydrates makes me bold... Aaahhh Aaahhh Aaahhh Delizia, primizia, malizia Peperlizia, egizia, immondizia Aaahhh Aaahhh Aaahhh Patrizia, sevizia, letizia Giudizia, Yakuzia, Pomezia Page after page, line after line Delicious taste, excrement of a swine Darky and brown, creamy consistence Enters my mouth, I oppose no resistance Ooohhh Ooohhh Ooohhh Gentile, robusto e fruttato Prelibato e gustoso al palato Ooohhh Ooohhh Ooohhh Caramella, fruittella, Graziella Mozzarella, nutella, Scaramella Blessed be, Karkagnor, with no other term Who forged yummy dishes, but flavoured like sperm Blessed be, Karkagnor, the almighty cook It makes my mouth water, the sight of his book But now, what I see? Cholesterol, lipids in me! Monosaccharides, polysaccharides, I'm still longing for thee! Proteinic support is now starting to flee - this is hell! Thanks to your meal I've contracted hepatite C Damned be, Karkagnor, and your poisoned food Unhealty and toxic but nonetheless good Damned be, Karkagnor, you unholy chef Forbidden by both FAO and UNICEF Damned be, Karkagnor, and your poisoned food! Cialda croccante al sapor di pupù Damned be, Karkagnor, you unholy Chef! In un mondo di malinconia al caffè And where have you been, Kai Hansel my son? And where have you been, my Hanson young man? I've been to Sad Donald, mother make my bed soon 'Cos I'm full in the stomach, rest all the afternoon And what did you eat there, Kai Hansel my son? And what did you eat there, Mike Jackson young man? An Unhappy Meal, mother free toilet soon 'Cos my anus is whistling for a shit like the moon And how was the food there, Kai Hansel my son? And how was the food there, Rich' Benson young man? Delicious but cruel, mother dig my grave soon For I'm doomed by Karkagnor's sick plexiglass spoon
5 INTO GAY PRIDE RIDE TRACKLIST: 1. Metropolis Part 3 The Legacy 2. NanowaR 3. Stormlord Of Power 4. The Nanowarrior's Prayer 5. Blood Of The Queens 6. Dj Fernanduzzo 7. Odino & Valhalla 8. Radio-grafia Pt. II 9. Surprise Love 10. Forest Of Magnaccions 11. Look At Two Reels Vs Lamento Erotico 14. RAPsody 15. Karkagnor's Song The Hobbit 16. Karkagnor's Song In The Forest