ENGLAND TOUR? 86 SANTA FE RUGBY FOOTBALL CLUB. Santa Fe, New Mexico U.S.A. LENSBURY, R.F.C. Middlesex. LAUNCESTON, R.F.C. Cornwall

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1 SANTA FE RUGBY FOOTBALL CLUB U.S.A. LENSBURY, R.F.C. Middlesex LAUNCESTON, R.F.C. Cornwall WARLINGHAM, R.F.C. Surrey CHESHUNT, R.EC. Hertfordshire ENGLAND TOUR? 86

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3 Est 1972 P.O. Box 6, Santa Fe. NM Greetings to all on behalf of the Santa Fe Rugby Football Club, representing the great American state of New Mexico. Although many folks have mistaken our state for a country beneath our southern border, take our word for it, New Mexico's for real. Or rather, 1 should say, don't take our word for it; come visit our marvelous state and find why we all love her so. The England Tour of '86 is our first overseas tour, and we're all very excited about realizing a rugger's dream; we know we'll have a chance to play some great opposition and meet some fine people. Indeed, we already have friends in the Lensbury and Cheshunt Clubs, who have both visited Santa Fe as a part of tours in 1982 and 1985, respectively. The Santa Fe Rugby Club was founded in 1972 by a small band of maverick players from the University of New Mexico team in Albuquerque. He may not forgive me for "dating" him here, but it should be pointed out that Ray Marrone. of Tour 86, was one of those founding fathers. Our tour schedule calls for an opening match with our old friends, the Lensbury RFC {rugby football club). Lensbury holds a special niche in our collective rugby heart, for they were the first foreign team we had the pleasure to host. They proved to be a most congenial group, and we look forward to having the chance to do to their homes what they did to ours. From Middlesex County it's off to the "west country" of Cornwall, land of fog-shrouded moors, ghosts, and scrumpy, the native form of hard cider. If this all sounds a bit mysterious, it should, for Cornwall is certainly a special kind of place. Here we'll find the Launceston RFC and Martyn Sandercock, who served as the only Cornish member of the in We'll be playing under the lights against Launceston, a first for our lads. A little sight-seeing will be in order on our way back towards the London area, where we'll be hosted by the Warlingham RFC of Surrey County. Both our overseas tour manager, Herb Howell, and I have had the pleasure of associating with the Warlingham Club on previous trips abroad. Herb even had occasion to revolutionize the game of cricket while playing for the Blue and White, as only an American can. While at Warlingham we'll have the opportunity to find out why our Most Valuable Teammate of 1984, David Kipnis. never returned from a short vacation to the UK two years ago. It seems he "got stuck" at Warlingham, where he's better not take the field against us! Our final fling in England this spring will come through the good auspices of our mates at the Cheshunt RFC. Hertfordshire County champions last year, their USA tour plans were hard-hit last year by the sad state of the British pound, and the side which appeared at Santa Fe Rugby's Springfest in April was not really representative of the kind of rugby power the club represents. We do note, however, that the pound has now stabilized considerably, a fact which I trust will not escape Club bigwig Neil Summerbell when it comes time to toast our marvelous performances on the pitch. To our British hosts, we say "cheers!" and gracias. We sincerely hope our visit will serve as a catalyst to promote future exchanges between our countries. An open invitation is hereby extended to any and all of you who may wish to visit our wonderful city, lust drop us a line and we'll do all we can to make your stay (however longl as comfortable as possible. As for our innumerable supporters and patrons in New Mexico, we wish to emphasize our deep appreciation of your generosities. We go to England to represent you all. with the knowledge that it could not have taken place without your help. We intend to live up to your high expectations for us. It certainly is an easy thing to recommend your various products and services to others. Thank you. For our club-mates, male and female, who worked like dogs to get this tour off the ground, I'm confident that you will feel a deep sense of satisfaction at each and every turn of our Adventure. And now, ON WITH THE TOUR! Yours in Rugby Fellowship, Dave Wheelock, coach Santa Fe Rugby Football Club

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5 STATE OF NEW MEXICO OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR SANTA FE TONEY ANAYA GOVERNOR To Whom It May Concern: This letter presents the SANTA FE RUGBY FOOTBALL CLUB, LTD., a group of citizens from the United States of America representing the State of New Mexico, City of Santa Fe, and the great Southwest on a tour of Great Britain and a series of rugby matches with British competition. I know that the Club will serve as good ambassadors for the State of New Mexico. Any honors and courtesies that may be extended to each of the Club's members while in your country will be greatly appreciated by me. DONE AT THE EXECUTIVE OFFICE THIS 6TH DAY OF FEBRUARY, WITNESS MY HAND AND THE GREAT SEAL OF THE STATE OF NEW MEXICO. TONEY ANAYA GOVERNOR

6 STATE OF NEW MEXICO OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR SANTA FE TONKY ANAVA GOVERNOR To Whom It May Concern: This letter presents the SANTA FE RUGBY FOOTBALL CLUB, LTD., a group of citizens from the United States of America representing the State of New Mexico, City of Santa Fe, and the great Southwest on a tour of Great Britain and a series of rugby matches with British competition. I know that the Club will serve as good ambassadors for the State of New Mexico. Any honors and courtesies that may be extended to each of the Club's members while in your country will be greatly appreciated by me. DONE AT THE EXECUTIVE OFFICE THIS 6TH DAY OF FEBRUARY, WITNESS MY HAND AND THE GREAT SEAL OF THE STATE OF NEW MEXICO. TONEY ANAYA GOVERNOR

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8 Louis R.Montano, Mayor "5 " 3- City of Santa Fe,New Mexico GREETINGS FROM THE CITY OF SANTA FE, THE OLDEST CAPITAL CITY IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! As the Santa Fe Rugby Football Club, founded in 1972, embark on their historic tour of England, we wish them the best of fortune in their endeavors. We would like to thank you for the hospitality that you will be extending to our team members while they are in your city, and hope that we can reciprocate in the future. The City of Santa Fe, this year is celebrating its 375th anniversary, we also are the home of the oldest celebration, the Santa Fe Fiestas, celebrated in September of each year. Our climate is that of Indian Summers, clear blue skies, and moments away from our plaza, we enjoy downhill skiing in the winter. This is the first in history, as no team has ever toured overseas. I am sure that they will demonstrate the highest of skills and their spirit the highest from the United States. We are very proud of the Santa Fe Rugby Football Club. P.O. Box 909, 200 Lincoln Ave., (505)

9 Good Luck Santa Fe R.FC. on England Tour '86' Compliments Beaverton, Oregon Why should we have all the FUN? GOOD LUCK IN ENGLAND Santa Fe Rugby Club Welcomes anyone interested in becoming a member, active or social Richard Morris 12 Maripota, S.F, N.M., Aardvark Veterinary Clinic James R. Buchanan, M.D., P.C. Orthopaedic and Hand Surgery 421 St. Michael's Drive Santa Fe, N.M Fellow American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons Diplomat American Board of Orthopaedic Surgery Peter Seitz DVM College Plaza Shopping Center

10 ENGLAND TOUR '86 TOUR COMMITTEE: Adminstrator. Secretary Treasurer Publicity Fund Raising. PROGRAM: Coordinator Advertising Ad Design Program Production.. Herb Howell. Charlie Jordan Richard Morris. Dave Wheelock. Ava Morris & Mary Sulima. Charlie Jordan Mary Helen Kelty & Hans Waight. Ava Morris.The Graphic Word Social. Travel. Also... Mark Lyon & Hans Waight Erin Coyle John Hosemann Chic & Mary Helen Kelty Joel Medina Brenda Trujillo Contributors Erin Coyle, Charlie Jordan, Richard Morris, Liz Rice, Dave Wheelock. Ray Marrone ITINERARY: BON VOYAGE CELEBRATION DEPART ALBUQUERQUE AIRPORT ARRIVE ENGLAND, GATWICK AIRPORT. ARRIVE LENSBURY RFC ARRIVE LAUNCESTON RFC ARRIVE WARLINGHAM RFC ARRIVE CHESHUNT RFC DEPART ENGLAND, GATWICK AIRPORT. ARRIVE ALBUQUERQUE AIRPORT OUR FIXTURES: SFRFC VS LENSBURY RFC, MIDDLESEX SFRFC VS LAUNCESTON RFC. CORNWALL SFRFC VS WARLINGHAM RFC, SURREY SFRFC VS CHESHUNT RFC, HERTFORDSHIRE MASTERS RUGBY. MARCH 8th.MARCH 13th.MARCH 14th. MARCH I 5th.MARCH 18th.MARCH 21st.MARCH 24th.MARCH 27th.MARCH 27th MARCH I6th MARCH 19th MARCH 23rd' MARCH 25th Erin Coyle Travel Consultant SANTA FE RUGBY CLUB'S CHOICE 326 McKenzie Street / P.O. Box 8399 Santa Fe, NM (505) "The Traveler"

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12 CHARLIE JORDAN HALFBACK/WING/BREAKAWAY HERBALIST, C.M.H. 5'10"/1.77 M 168 lbs/12 st 36 0/12 yrs Charlie began his athletic career as a big time little leaguer. He participated in the Little League World Series, representing Germany and Europe. Chaz then became a rugby fanatic while living in Washington State. He played in the Collegiate and 1st Division British Columbia. Canada RFU in college and was a Pacific Northwest Rep in 73. He then moved to California where he played for the B.A.T.S. and became Captain and coach of the Palo Alto RFC. In '74 he was a Northern California Poppy Select. Chaz then sought some real adventure and moved to Santa Fe. Charlie has been a Rio Grande select player and captain as well as being Santa Fe's club secretary and assistant coach. Charlie was invaluable, and at times amazing as he put this program together. As he says "when the world wearies and ceases to satisfy, there is always the garden." MARK LYON STANDOFF/FULLBACK DOCTOR OF DENTISTRY 5'11'/1,80 M 175 lbs/12 st 7 Ibs 32 11/12 yrs The Doc. who is professionally single and has a part-time job as a dentist, has been the President for 5 years running. He has been a member of the Santos since Mark has represented the Rio Grande Select XV from His other representative play came while he was playing for the powerful Chicago Lions (75-80). He was a Chicago Area Select player as well as a Midwest under 23. He says his best rugby experience came while playing against I.P.R. Williams during the 76 London Welsh Tour. Doc DeLeon has also been pursuing wind-surfing as a team member of Windsurfing Int. Mark's philosophy in life mirrors a ohn Barrymore quote, "It's a slander to say my problems come from chasing women, my problems begin when 1 catch them." Mark's life is dominated by pursuing as much as possible within a given time sequence. He is often seen to be leaving some important event saying "Gotta go, gotta date" Gentlemen, LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS! DAVE RELOAD WHEELOCK FLANKER/#8/LOCK/PRONE (MAN ABOUT TOWN) PHILANTHROPIST 6'2"/1.87 M 196 Ibs/14 st 32 10/12 yrs Dave has been a focal point and leader of the for years. His dynamic style of play on the field keeps the ooohs and aaahs coming, while his fishing stories will keep you mesmerized throughout an entire evening at the pub. After making All Conference, in American football during High School he went to the University of New Mexico where his infamous rugby career began. He later played with the Albuquerque Aardvarks and has been with the Santos since In the spring of 85 Dave found himself co-conspiring with David Kipnis to infiltrate the ranks of Warlingham RFC, Surrey. My, oh my, but the lies he brought back! A member of the Santos coaching staff since 1978, Dave has played for the Rio Grande RFU Selects l'74-'84), captained the side in '81. '82 and '84, and coached these Coyote selectes in '82 and '84. Not only is "Reload" well respected in the rugby world, but he has a real bitchen' photo, what else can be said about a man of such prowess but that his life's ambition is to be a ladies golf instructor: "you start them out on the irons and work them into the woods."

13 LEE HIRST WING FORWARD/WING PUBLIC RELATIONS 5'10"/1.77 M 152 Ibs/IO st 12 Ibs 64 2/12 yrs Anasazi RFC Albuquerque, New Mexico Lee has vowed he won't give up rugby football until he gets it right. He played with the original New Mexico rugby club in taking up the game at the tender age of 51. Lee has been a kind inspiration for many of us since those times. A track and field champion in college, Lee still can leg it out. especially if his dear wife Marie is watching. The Hirsts promise to lend a touch of class to the Santa Fe tour and we are all tickled to have them along. CARL HAWKINS FLY HALF/FULLBACK/CENTER PRESIDENT, CITICORP 5 11"/1.8 M 170 Ibs/12 st 2 Ibs 32 0/12 yrs Albuquerque Aardvarks Albuquerque, New Mexico Director, High Desert Classic Rugby Tournament; dispenses tiny trophies to champions thereof. Claims to be in the best shape of his life. Carl is a super-aggressive tackier, but he sometimes drops the ball when displaying this talent. Many say he possesses a cryptic wit: others claim this is only half-true. Wears pants with many pockets. Played for Santa Fe in the 1983 Cowpie Classic, where he proved very able. Everyone is invited to his ranch in Barcelona at the Tour's conclusion. HANS WA1GHT HOOKER/FLANKER/WING WOOD CARVER/CABINET MAKER 5 ll"/l.80 M 170 Ibs/12 st 2 Ibs 33 7/12 yrs A friend to all, Hans is still apprenticing for his life long ambition of brewery master in charge of tasting and testing human consumption limits. While quite a charmer, his ability to put life as he sees it into pearls of wisdom speaks for itself. "South African School Boy Years 63-68, (Polished Boots, Starched Laces, and Togs), moved back to New Mexico. USA. Played but not rugby until I was informed that there was rugby in the Duke City, in 72. What a change! Have been playing and aging since then." Hans, always searching for opportunity, organized and coached the 1st womens rugby team in New Mexico, the Albuquerque Sweat Hogs. HERB HOWELL 5'9"/1.75 M ADMINISTRATOR/COACH/SCRUM HALF 165 Ibs/II st II Ibs MANAGEMENT DEVELOPMENT AND SPORTS CONSULTANT 43 2/12 yrs At last count. Herb held two national posts. Member National Coaching Committee, and Chairman, National Collegiate Committee USARFU. For added weight and recognition he also holds the positions of Coaching Coordinator Western Territorial RFU and Coach Rio Grande RFU. He is a graduate of the Welsh National Coaches Course in 1976, and has had plenty of opportunities to inflict his knowledge upon us. Herb will make his return debut versus Warlingham after a 7 year abstention; the club has taken out a Lloyds' of London $13.50 (U.S.) insurance policy on his knees. Herb has toured France, New Zealand, England, and Wales, so if you chance to run into him in the pub. better talk about art. Mr. Howell has been a confirmed nurdler for years. Ask him about his latest Five-Year Plan.

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15 LARRY YDENS SECOND ROW PHYSICIAN 6'5"/1.95 M 2501bsM7 st 28 yrs Albuquerque Aardvarks Albuquerque, New Mexico Also known as "Shamu". Graduate of University of New Mexico Medical School, Larry plays for the Aardvarks when not dissecting small critters. Rio Grande RFU selects, Larry plays an aggressive 2nd row, especially in the lineout. where he prefers to be thrown the ball. Once performed extemporaneous stitch-job on Richard Morris poolside. Never loses his head on the pitch, but has been known to lose quite a lot of tail afterwards. ALAN CLARK FLANKER/#8 FINANCIAL CONSULTANT 6TM.85 M 175 lbs/12 st 7 Ibs 24 7/12 yrs Alan's presence on the Tour comes as the result of a deal struck when he was discovered in a compromising situation with Chic's daughter. Alan has been a promising young flanker for Santa Fe for some time. You should hear some of the promises he's made on road trips! Scored a key try against Church St. Barbarians in 1983 Cowpie Classic championship game. Alan's passions in life include automotibles, which he buys and sells biweekly. However, he was persuaded to take the plane just this once. "Hey, Bud!" Served as Club Vice President under Mark Lyon. whom Alan was sure would be assassinated "any time now." DAVID KLEV1NSKY (CL1T) PROP/#8 ARTIST/GENERAL CONTRACTOR 6T/1.85 M 195 Ibs/14 st 9 Ibs 35 2/12 yrs Wilkes-Barre RFC Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania CUT, the Mad Lithuanian, and his dogtorls decended upon New Mexico in 1975 and played for the Albuquerque Aardvarks. A Prop in the hey day of the VARKS, he rooted with the best of them. He was the Tournament Director of the High Desert Classic '75 to '78. He left town in a cloud of mystery. He played for the Denver Highlanders from 1979 to '82. He is founder and life member of the UGL1 BROTHERS RFC. He was a Match Secretary for the Eastern Rockies Rugby Union and a member of the Referees Society. He became coach and president of Wilkes Barre RFC. He is doing construction work and some artwork. No one is sure which is which. RICHARD MORRIS FLANKER/#8/CENTER LAND SURVEYOR 6TT/1.82 M 185 Ibs/13 st 3 Ibs 27 9/12 yrs Richard has quickly become a fixture with SFRFC. His leadership on and off the pitch has won him numerous awards and honors. Some of which are: Allegheny Rugby Union Select XV, Norfolk City Blues 3rd place Nat'l Club Side Championships Virginia Rugby Union Select XV , Rio Grande Union Select XV , Western Rugby Union Sevens Select 1985, Western Rugby Union Select Side For those off the pitch. Only man to close down every pub in town in the same evening. Stays out later than Dave Wheelock! Won't go home unless bodily carried. Can't be insulted, a true feral child. He has managed to be elected club treasurer two years running. He can be reached by sky phone as he is continually on vacation. He states he is representing SFRFC across the country but is suspected of representing himself and our money.

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19 )OEL MEDINA FULLBACK/WING/CENTER ELECTRICAL SALES REP 5'6"M.67 M 140 lbs/10 st 29 5/12 yrs Santa Fe. New Mexico oel was an immediate sensation upon taking up the game in His elusive running style gained his SFRFC's Rising Star Award his first year, and he represented the Rio Grande RFU in Never one to back down from larger players. )oel has sustained his share of hard knocks, and has missed a bit of the action in recent years. Healthy now. he figures to be a major force in Santa Fe's backline. oel enjoys bull-riding, if that's possible, and will probably show you his cowboy boots if you ask nicely. oel is also an accomplished basketball player, so don't be surprised when you see him dribble the ball when he breaks free. LOUIS B. MARTINEZ FULLBACK/WING GEOLOGIST 6'4"/1.9 M 160 IbsMl st 61 Ibs 32 10/12 yrs Hard-To-Tell RFC Albuquerque, New Mexico Lewie has played for every rugby club between Albuquerque and Santa Fe; his distinctions include presidency of UNM and Santa Fe Clubs. He also served as Rio Grande Union president, during which time he introduced the now-firmly established institution of the President's Harem. As a geologist, Lewie just loves rocks. His motto is, "Never take anything for granite". Appears tallest in photographs. Best tackier on this or any other tour. Recently married to childhood acquaintance Melissa, where followed a eerily "dry" reception. Lewie has promised to make amends in the pubs. Gather 'round! GREG GIBBS PROP ACCOUNTANT 5 10' '/1.77 M 190 Ibs/12 st 81 Ibs 33 10/12 yrs Greg is re-starting his rugby career for Santa Fe after a brief stint with Colorado College. The club hopes he has half the talent in The Game as he has in golf; Greg virtually owns the Santo Cup. awarded to the winner of the annual Santo Invitational Golf Tournament. Greg also excels at darts; several bar owners in Santa Fe have invited him to display his skills elsewhere. Greg's rugby services will probably be saved for the Warlingham affair watch out! Mr. Gibbs will also be in charge of accepting pre-match hospitalities (i.e. drinks) on behalf of the Club. CONGENITAL IM SIMMS PROP/PROP/PROP PSYCHOLOGICAL COUNSELOR? 5 10'M.77 M 200 Ibs/14 st 4 Ibs 44 11/12 yrs "And ye, red-lipped and smooth browed; list, Gentlemen; Much is there waits you we have missed; Much lore we leave you worth the knowing. Much, much has lain outside our ken; And to speak of laying, did you see yon lass in the mini? Verily I say, I long to..." Witness the kind of malarkey we put up with to have im play with us. He actually asked us to print this in his profile! Mr. Simms is the closest thing to a legend US rugby has produced so far. He's the grey-haired gentleman who would appear to know better. Should you find him wandering aimlessly, please-point him towards the team bus. )im retired the Club's Atrocity Belt by winning it three years in succession. Need we say more?

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21 JOHN HOS1E HOSEMANN CENTER/FLANKER/FULLBACK C.P.A. 5'8"/1.72 M 170 lbs/12 st 2 Ibs 36 8/12 yrs ohn is emabarking on his third tour having previously toured luarez, Mexico and Rochester. New York, two of the great scenic wonders of North America. After 14 years of abusing his body playing rugby, not to mention his demented childhood, John can't seem to make up his mind about which position he plays. Ask and he will play them all especially if he feels you really need and love him. When ohn isn't playing rugby he and his lifelong friend, Winnie The Pooh, engage in heated discussions of the rights of man. He fantasizes about pickles and Jim Simms and doesn't like redheads, or is it vice versa? CHIC KELTY PROP I.B.M. CUSTOMER ENGINEER 5 11/1.80 M 200 Ibs/14 st 4 Ibs 42 8/12 yrs Chic has honored the with his smart dress and sly ways for 10 years. He has just now come into his own having reached the age when a prop is in his glory. He is married to Mary Helen who says he has the mooost beautiful eyes. His other physical assets speak for themselves. Chic comes alive after a few brews, a proverbial hit of the party. Belly dancing is his specialty. It has been rumored that when he goes to the big scrum in the sky he will donate his house, including Mary Helen to the Santa Fe Santos. What a guy! MICHAEL WATSON FLANKER/WING/CENTER/HOOKER CONSTRUCTION SUPERINTENDENT 610/1.82 M 175 lbs/12 st 7 Ibs 36 0/12 Mike is the kind of guy that you just wouldn't think had it in him. He is the kind of rugger who doesn't like to stay still, all over the field. It's also the way he likes to live. He's traveled all over the world, and after you get a few pints in him. the stories he can tell. He spent some time in Saudi Arabia playing for the Yenbo al Nawa Barbarians. 'Playing on pitches of nothing but sand reminds me of running down the arroyos in Nambe." Mike's hobbies include driving his souped up Ford Pee-cup around the Plaza. SHANNON P. ROBINSON HOOKER/MISSIONARY ATTORNEY/CHILI DIPPER 5'7"/1.7 M 303 lbs/21 st 9 Ibs 37 11/12 yrs Albuquerque, New Mexico Walked on for Orange Park, Florida RFC, the unheralded beginning of a beautiful love affair with the game, i.e. he is constantly %-*&#!ing up. The collective consciousness (or lack thereof) can be attributed to Shannon, who periodically subjects us to "motivational workshops." The first winner of the Atrocity Belt, Shannon emerges from his Albuquerque crash pad every two years to run for New Mexico state senate. He is the major lobbier for Clean Restrooms in our otherwise fair state. When not insulting major judicial figures. Shannon enjoys golf and Schaefer beer. "If there is anything 1 want from this tour it's a cheap shot at Lewis Martinez." Only unanimous choice on this year's Rio Grande Cantina select side. Also the #1 proponent of Alka-Seltzer.

22 H ealth azen CHIROPRACTIC 1458 St. Francis Dr. Stephen Hazen Santa Fe, NM 875O1 (5O5) KIDS KORNER A LEARNING DAY CARE CENTER/7:30 A.M.-5:30 P.M./M-F 989 AVENIDA LAS CAMPANAS. SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO (505) KATHLEEN McGINNIS DIRECTOR GLORIA VIGIL CO-DIRECTOR 15th Annual Michelob High Desert Classic October 11 & 12,1986 Albuquerque, New Mexico "The Players' Tournament' S 230 Entry Fee 4 Playing Fields 16 Mens A Sides 8 Mens B Sides 8 Old Boys Sides 8 Womens Sides International Hot Air Balloon Fiesta and US Navy Blue Angels. All Day Coaching Clinic Unbelievable Party: Dinner, Beer, Band (included in entry fee) Hotel Accomodations. For more information, call or write: Carl Hawkins 506 Espanola N.E. Albuquerque, New Mexico (505)

23 ANDREW BURDETT HOOKER/WING FORWARD ELECTRICIAN 5'7"/170 M 160 lbs/11 st 26 10/12 yrs Denver, Colorado Andrew "Kiwi" Burdett from New Zealand. Best noted for his position on the rugby team as hooker due to his tight curls and tight ass. Played New Zealand Collegiate Rugby , "played with" the Santa Fe Womens Rugby Football Club due to his preference for American Women. Member of the New Zealand Artificial Insemination Association... let your imagination run wild. Now residing in Denver, Colorado. SETH CHAUVET #8/FLAIMKER BANKER 6T/1.85 M 230 Ibs/16 st 61 Ibs 31 8/12 yrs Albuquerque Aardvarks Albuquerque, New Mexico Seth wandered into Albuquerque after being chased out of Rosa's Cantina. He had been hiding out in El Paso from playing rugby for the Scorpions. He was a representative player for the Rio Grande selects ( After his horse died in Albuquerque, he decided to stick around to play for the Aardvarks. Not only is he a dynamic force on the pitch, he's even a BIGGER force in a shopping mall. He says his BIGGEST claim to fame was teaching Dave Wheelock how to fly fish. CARL BABY ORTEGA HOOKER/CENTER INDUSTRIALIST, NAMBE MILLS 5'7"/1.7 M 185 Ibs/13 st 3 Ibs 31 9/12 yrs Husband of jane, father of Don, lover of junque phood. It's strange but true, Carl was a state wrestling champion at 155 Ibs. He later wrestled in college at 142! Carl was voted Most Valuable Forward of the 1982 High Desert Classic Tournament. He is without a doubt Santa Fe's sneakiest player; he has raised touch rugby to a new level, and currently heads the international movement to have it adopted as an Olympic sport. Carl's ambition on the Tour is to leer at more women than Hosie. Voted fastest slow winger in the Union, 1978 ROBBIE C. DAY SCRUM HALF/CENTER RESTAURANT OWNER 5'8"/1.72 M 175 Ibs/12 st 7 Ibs 31 2/12 yrs Rob has played with two clubs in Italy, Perugia and Torino; the Zurich RFC, and the University of British Columbia Old Boys. His best rugby however, has been played in New Mexico, with the Aardvarks and Santa Fe. Having shown his teammates THE MOVE, Rob is content nowadays to buy drinks for oldsters at his restaurant and tell them rugby stories. Billed by the press as "the best sevens player in New Mexico," Rob is certainly a gifted player. His congenial exterior belies his seriousness towards life, as evidenced by his impressive collection of trench coats and fashionable hats.